‘“Welcome!” he said. “Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you!”’ — Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, J.K. Rowling | ‘“Welcome!” he said. “Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you!”’ — Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, J.K. Rowling |