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== Surges 1 - 10000ish ==

1: 	Roll on this table every round for 1 minute	[https://www.reddit.com/r/UnearthedArcana/comments/67qei9/a_true_1d100_wild_magic_surge_table/ Source et seq]

2: 	Caster and target switch positions after spell	

3: 	Can see invisible creatures	

4: 	A flaming horse appears (Not Nightmare, real horse)	

5: 	A modron appears within 5 feet for one minute	

6: 	Caster explodes with plant growth	

7: 	Cast fireball at 3rd level centered on self	

8: 	Weapons in 60’ radius turn to food for 1 minute	

9: 	Cat magic missile as 5th-level spell	

10: 	Caster breathes 30’ fire cone next time they speak	

11: 	Change height by 1d10: Even: grow, Odd: shrink	

12: 	Target is cocooned in crystal until someone breaks it	

13: 	Cast confusion centered on self	

14: 	Cast thunder wave centered on self	

15: 	Regain 5 HP every round for 1 minute	

16: 	Target is transported to Ethereal Plane for 1 minute	

17: 	Grow long beard made of feathers until sneeze	

18: 	Swarm of rats carry caster 30’ in random direction	

19: 	Cast grease centered on self	

20: 	Creatures within 30’ are stuck in place vs Str DC 15	

21: 	For 1 minute, spell targets have disadv. on saves	

22: 	A mature oak sprouts in an unoccupied space in 60’	

23: 	Caster’s skin turns vibrant blue till remove curse	

24: 	Caster can only speak to animals for 24 hours	

25: 	Third eye grows; adv. on Perception for 1 minute	

26: 	Caster gains 100 lbs, move speed halved, 1 minute	

27: 	Spells cost additional bonus round cast time	

28: 	Next turn caster takes no action, vomits 1d100 SP	

29: 	Teleport up to 60 feet away to unoccupied space	

30: 	Caster’s hands become covered in sticky goop	

31: 	Transported to Astral Plane until end of next turn	

32: 	Cabbages sprout abundantly within a 30’ radius	

33: 	Max dmg of next damaging spell cast in next minute	

34: 	Caster can mimic target’s voice perfectly for 24 hrs	

35: 	Age changes 1d10 years. Odd: Younger, Even: Older	

36: 	Caster grows antlers, sheds them in 24 hours	

37: 	1d6 flumphs appear for 1 minute in 60’; scared	

38: 	Caster and target flung 10’ in opposite directions	

39: 	Regain 2d10 HP	

40: 	Gravity reverses in 30’ radius till start of next turn	

41: 	Become potted plant until start of next turn	

42: 	Caster distracted by cloud of gnats for next minute	

43: 	For next minute, teleport up to 20’ as bonus action	

44: 	Spell ricochets off target to random creature in 30’	

45: 	Cast levitate on self	

46: 	Caster’s money cycles: CP -> SP -> GP -> CP	

47: 	Unicorn appears within 5’ for next minute	

48: 	One of target’s eyes replaced by 500 GP sapphire	

49: 	Cannot speak, emit pink bubbles instead	

50: 	Smoke fumes from caster’s ears for 1 minute	

51: 	Spectral shield, +2 AC, no magic missile for 1 minute	

52: 	Caster gains 3’ prehensile tail for 1 hour	

53: 	Cannot get drunk for 5d6 days	

54: 	All unlocked doors/windows in 60’ fly open	

55: 	Hair falls out, grows back within 24 hours	

56: 	Caster’s face blackened by small explosion	

57: 	For 1 minute, flammable touch (not worn/carried)	

58: 	Geyser lifts caster 50’ in air until start of next turn	

59: 	Regain lowest-level expended spell slot	

60: 	A confused bear appears within 60’ for 1 minute	

61: 	For 1 minute, can only shout when speaking	

62: 	Grass instantly sprouts to 3’ tall within 20’, 1 minute	

63: 	Cast fog cloud centered on self	

64: 	Caster can only breathe underwater for next minute	

65: 	Up to 3 creatures of choice in 30’:4d10 lightning dmg	

66: 	Caster falls Unconscious until start of next turn	

67: 	Frightened by nearest creature until end of next turn	

68: 	If target dies in next minute, its ghost haunts caster	

69: 	Everyone in 30’: invisible for 1 minute or till atk/cast	

70: 	All within 60’ saves vs Wis 15 or drops w/e they hold	

71: 	Resistance to all damage for next minute	

72: 	Everything within 20’ pulled 10’ toward caster	

73: 	Random creature within 60’ is poisoned for 24 hours	

74: 	Caster smells like lavender for 1d6 days	

75: 	Glow brightly for 1 minute. Blind others within 5’.	

76: 	Casters clothes become uncomfortably tight	

77: 	Cast polymorph on self. Fail save: Sheep form.	

78: 	If spell would kill target, target’s extremities fly apart	

79: 	Illusory butterflies/flowers flutter in 5’ radius 1 min.	

80: 	Caster trapped in a giant glass ball	

81: 	Take one additional action immediately	

82: 	Caster’s fists become huge, deal 1d8 B dmg, 1 min.	

83: 	Others in 30’: 1d10 necro dmg. Gain HP equal to loss	

84: 	Loud voice ridicules caster on init count 20 for 1 min	

85: 	Cast mirror image	

86: 	Caster’s arms become tentacles for 1 minute	

87: 	Cast fly on random creature within 60’	

88: 	Large floating eye follows caster for 1 hour	

89: 	Become invisible/silent for 1 minute or till atk/cast	

90: 	Caster’s INT and STR swap for 1 hour	

91: 	If you die in next minute, come back per reincarnate	

92: 	Caster sees everyone as a decaying corpse for 24h	

93: 	Size increases by 1 size category for 1 minute	

94: 	All light sources within 60’ radius extinguished	

95: 	You and all in 30’: vulnerable to piercing dmg, 1 min.	

96: 	Caster becomes frightened of a color for 1 hour	

97: 	Surrounded by faint ethereal music for 1 minute	

98: 	Caster suffers a head cold for 24 hours	

99: 	Regain all expended Sorcery Points	

100: 	Next phrase spoken by caster becomes true	

101: 	Reroll, ignoring results above 50. Surge effect lasts twice as long.	[http://www.seankreynolds.com/rpgfiles/prestige/wildgreatersurgetable_open.html Source et seq]

102: 	Spell affects a random target or area (roll 1d8 on the Grenadelike Weapons diagram in the Player's Handbook For direction, roll 3d6 and multiply the result by 5 feet for short range spells, 20 feet for medium range spells, or by 80 feet for long range spells). The point of origin cannot exceed its range; if the result generated would do that, adjust the point of origin to the limit of the range in the randomly generated direction.	

103: 	Caster stunned 1 round.	

104: 	Caster exudes a carrion stench as if under the effects of a ghoul touch spell.	

105: 	Caster blinded (50%) or deafened (50%) with blindness/deafness.	

106: 	Caster dazed 1 round.	

107: 	Random magic item on the caster is subject to Morden's disjunction.	

108: 	Area greater dispelling centered on caster.	

109: 	Area dispel magic centered on caster.	

110: 	Spell targets an ally (if an enemy was the target) or an enemy (if an ally was the target).	

111: 	Nothing happens. The spell does not function. Any material components are used up. The spell or spell slot is used up.	

112: 	The spell functions, but shimmering colors swirl around the caster (treat as glitterdust targeted on the caster's square).	

113: 	Casting time increases to one full round.	

114: 	Caster sickened for 1d6 rounds.	

115: 	Target ages 5 years (Str, Dex, and Con are affected if the target changes age categories, but Int, Wis, and Cha are not).	

116: 	Caster's base speed reduced by 10 feet for 1d4 hours.	

117: 	Caster suffers 1d6 points of ability damage to a random ability score.	

118: 	Caster and random target of the spell change places after the spell takes effect.	

119: 	Spell's effects delayed for d4 rounds (if a targeted spell, the delayed spell affects the original target unless the target has moved out of range, in which case the spell has no effect).	

120: 	Spell is accomanied by harmless visual effects, such as mist, ghostly flames, color changes, illusory snakes, and so on. These effects remain for the spell's duration.	

121: 	Spell is accomanied by harmless auditory effects, such as howls, hissing, thunder, keening, and so on. These effects remain for the spell's duration.	

122: 	Spell changes energy type (equal chances: acid, cold, electricity, fire, force, sonic).	

123: 	All creatures within a 20 ft burst of the caster (50%) or target (50%) gain the ability to feather fall.	

124: 	All creatures within a 20 ft burst of the caster (50%) or target (50%) gain the ability to levitate.	

125: 	All creatures within a 20 ft burst of the caster (50%) or target (50%) gain the ability to fly.	

126: 	All creatures within a 20 ft burst of the caster (50%) or target (50%) are the target of light spells.	

127: 	Random metamagic feat takes effect on the spell: Enlarge Spell, Extend Spell, Heighten Spell (1 Level), Silent Spell, Still Spell, or any other "+1 level" metamagic feat used in your campaign.	

128: 	Caster's appearance alters with change self each round of the duration of the spell to resemble a random creature within 100 ft. If the spell has an instantaneous effect, the caster's appearance changes momentarily and then reverts to her previous appearance.	

129: 	Invisibility sphere centered on the caster.	

130: 	Invisibility purge centered on the caster.	

131: 	Faerie fire centered on caster.	

132: 	Area dispel magic centered on target.	

133: 	Area greater dispelling centered on target.	

134: 	Random magic item on the target is subject to Morden's disjunction.	

135: 	Random metamagic feat takes effect on the spell: Empower Spell, Heighten Spell (2 levels).	

136: 	The spell functions normally, but any material components are not consumed. The spell is also not expended from the caster's mind. (Thus, a spell slot or prepared spell can be used again.).	

137: 	Random metamagic feat takes effect on the spell: Heighten Spell (3 levels), Maximize Spell, or any other "+3 levels" metamagic feat used in your campaign.	

138: 	Target stunned 1 round.	

139: 	Caster affected by darkvision or low-light vision (duration as darkvision).	

140: 	Target dazed 1 round.	

141: 	Random metamagic feat takes effect on the spell: Heighten Spell (4 Levels), Quicken Spell, or any other "+4 levels" metamagic feat used in your campaugn.	

142: 	Reroll, ignoring results below 50. Surge effect lasts twice as long.	

143: 	Repulsion field centered on caster	[http://www.pocketplane.net/volothamp/wild.htm Source et seq]

144: 	Caster's clothing changes color	

145: 	Squirrels appear around caster	

146: 	Caster becomes itchy	

147: 	The caster glows (Oooo!)	

148: 	Caster hit by a Fireball	

149: 	The caster's gender changes	

150: 	The caster's color changes	

151: 	Everyone in the area turns around	

152: 	Explosion animation centered on caster (no damage)	

153: 	Entangle spell centered on caster	

154: 	Slow spell centered on target	

155: 	Target Polymorphed into a Wolf	

156: 	Caster Held	

157: 	Caster Hasted	

158: 	Caster Polymorphed into a Squirrel	

159: 	All the party's gold is destroyed	

160: 	Target Enfeebled	

161: 	Sunfire spell centered on caster	

162: 	Target's walking speed lowered	

163: 	Fireball centered on caster	

164: 	Caster Held	

165: 	Fear spell centered on target	

166: 	Roll twice more. Both effects apply.	

167: 	Entire area exploded	

168: 	Globe on invulnerability centered on caster	

169: 	Silence 15' Radius centered on caster	

170: 	Caster becomes dizzy	

171: 	Target becomes Invisible	

172: 	Pretty sparkles! No other effect.	

173: 	Caster becomes spell's target (if already was spell's target, no effect)	

174: 	Caster becomes Invisible	

175: 	Color Spray shoots from caster	

176: 	Birds appear around caster	

177: 	Fireball centered on caster. No damage.	

178: 	Gems created on caster	

179: 	Combat music starts	

180: 	Goodberries created on target	

181: 	Fireball aimed at target	

182: 	Charges drained on area effect around target	

183: 	Random treasure generated on caster	

184: 	Caster is combat ready (+2 bonuses to THAC0 & damage)	

185: 	Teleport field spell centered on caster	

186: 	Teleport field spell centered on target	

187: 	Area effect hiccups centered on target	

188: 	All doors in area of effect open. If there are no doors, roll twice and use both effects.	

189: 	Caster Polymorphed into Wolf	

190: 	Spell chooses a random creature as its target	

191: 	Caster recuperates as if he/she was fully Rested	

192: 	Monsters (friendly to caster) summoned near target	

193: 	Resulting Surge	

194: 	If outdoors, start snowing. Otherwise roll twice more.	

195: 	Loud noise: Target must Save vs. Spell or be Stunned.	

196: 	Target's hit points double	

197: 	Summon demon to attack target	

198: 	Spell fired normally, but with loud squealing noise	

199: 	Spell goes off but duration is halved	

200: 	Strange visual effect as the spell fizzles	

201: 	Projectiles (arrows, etc.) travel at half speed	

202: 	All weapons in the area glow	

203: 	No saving throw is allowed against the spell	

204: 	Target Held as per the Hold Person spell	

205: 	Detect magic spell centered on target	

206: 	Roll 4 more times. All effects happen	

207: 	Slow spell centered on target	

208: 	Instead of the chosen spell, a different spell of the same level goes off.	

209: 	lightning bolt spell cast at target	

210: 	Target Strengthened	

211: 	Heal centered on the target	

212: 	Entangle target	

213: 	Caster Enfeebled	

214: 	Fireball spell centered on caster	

215: 	Flesh to Stone on target	

216: 	Spell fired normally, and caster instantly becomes Rested	

217: 	Heal spell centered on caster	

218: 	Target becomes dizzy	

219: 	Sunfire centered on target (caster unaffected)	

220: 	Target Held	

221: 	Target Blinded 	

222: 	Target Charmed	

223: 	Gems created on target	

224: 	Target's movement rate reduced	

225: 	Random treasure generated on target	

226: 	Target polymorphed into Squirrel	

227: 	Silence 15' radius centered on target	

228: 	Target's gender changed	

229: 	Fake explosion (no damage) centered on target	

230: 	Stinking cloud centered on target	

231: 	Cow falls from sky on target	

232: 	Target becomes dizzy	

233: 	Spell has 60 foot radius at target (change projectile)	

234: 	Target becomes itchy	

235: 	Caster's hitpoints doubled	

236: 	Target Held	

237: 	Target Hasted	

238: 	Destroy all gold on target	

239: 	Spell casts at double effectiveness (duration, damage, etc)	

240: 	Spell cast, -4 to target's saving throw	

241: 	Target's color changes	

242: 	Spell cast at double the caster's level	

243: 	Spell casts normally	

244: 	1/2 of caster's body turns to stone	[http://centralia.aquest.com/downloads/NLRMEv12.pdf Source et seq]

245: 	1/2 of caster's body turns to sodium, the other 1/2 turns to ice	

246: 	random magic item within 30' of caster explodes	

247: 	random normal item within 30' of caster shrinks by 90%	

248: 	metal statuettes fall to the ground near the caster	

249: 	12' iron statue of caster sprouts from ground within 60' of him 	

250: 	daisy grows from caster's head, may be pruned without harm 	

251: 	1d10 of caster's fingers turn to steel	

252: 	1d10 sparrow eggs tumble from caster's mouth	

253: 	1d100 small, harmless h01es appear in caster's body	

254: 	1d100 young children claim to be the caster's offspring	

255: 	1d1000 flies swarm from caster's mouth whenever he tells a lie 	

256: 	1d4 people of same race / opposite sex fall in love with caster 	

257: 	1d6 birds flutter about caster's head every time he is hit	

258: 	1d6 rounds of b00ing and hisses echo if caster speaks his name 	

259: 	1d6 rounds of dramatic music play when caster speaks his name 	

260: 	1d8-1 bones teleport into caster; loses d12 HP per bone	

261: 	1d8-1 bones teleport out of caster; loses d10 HP per bone	

262: 	3d10 gazelles appear in the caster's home	

263: 	4d8 of caster's teeth turn to gold	

264: 	h01e penetrates caster's torso; caster remains unharmed	

265: 	8d4 of caster's teeth become sentient	

266: 	A 1d100 feet deep opens beneath caster; DEX check or fall 	

267: 	A cuckoo pops from caster's mouth 12 times like a clock 	

268: 	A false but real-100king map is tatt00ed on caster's skin 	

269: 	A fountain springs up beneath caster's feet	

270: 	A framed 8x10 photograph of the caster drops at his feet	

271: 	A gaping h01e forms under the caster whenever he says his name	

272: 	A glaze of frost coats caster's wounds	

273: 	A hand reaches down from the sky and snatches the caster away	

274: 	A large cheese sculpture of the caster appears nearby	

275: 	A large granite hand rises from the earth to grasp the caster 	

276: 	A late-model Ford suddenly appears in caster's new driveway 	

277: 	A light bulb appears over caster's head when he casts a spell 	

278: 	A light rain falls on the caster when he casts a spell	

279: 	A light rain falls on the caster when he's targeted by a spell	

280: 	A rainbow springs from caster's head and f0110ws him everywhere	

281: 	A rattling sound is heard whenever caster shakes his head	

282: 	A red dragon believes it owes the caster a favor 	

283: 	A Red Dragon believes that caster is pursuing her 	

284: 	A red dragon believes the caster owes it a favor	

285: 	A red dragon covets something the caster now possesses	

286: 	A red light flashes atop caster's head for one turn	

287: 	A small elemental appears wherever the caster spills blood 	

288: 	A small elemental appears wherever the caster's blood is spilt 	

289: 	A small mouse falls from caster's mouth when he speaks a lie 	

290: 	A swarm of normal bees appears and attacks caster	

291: 	A thick, foul-smelling discharge 00zes from caster's ears 	

292: 	A wealthy investor wants to buy the caster's nervous system 	

293: 	Air cannot come within 10 feet of caster's principal weapon 	

294: 	Air Elemental resides in caster's lungs; inhalation unnecessary 	

295: 	All air between 1' and 10' of caster turns to iron	

296: 	All air between 1' and 10' of caster turns to water 	

297: 	All air between 1' and 20' of caster turns to fire 	

298: 	All air within 1' of caster turns to chlorine gas 	

299: 	All allies appear identical to caster for d12 rounds 	

300: 	All allies appear identical to target for d4 rounds 	

301: 	All architecture within 120' of caster is leveled	

302: 	All Bags of H01ding within 120' of caster dump their contents 	

303: 	All but 1 (player choice) of caster's attributes rerolled daily 	

304: 	All but one of caster's attributes forever raised to 18	

305: 	All but one of caster's attributes forever reduced to 	

306: 	 All caster's attribute scores are halved	

307: 	All caster's attribute scores drop to equal his worst score 	

308: 	All caster's attribute scores rise to equal his best score 	

309: 	All caster's attributes drop to 	

310: 	 All caster's clothing not currently worn grows to 2X its size 	

311: 	All caster's clothing not currently worn shrinks to 1/2 its size 	

312: 	All caster's equipment turns to platinum	

313: 	All caster's gems become enchanted with Continual Light	

314: 	All caster's gold pieces turn to teeth 	

315: 	All caster's precious metal turns to soap 	

316: 	All clothing becomes invisible to caster	

317: 	All clothing touched by caster crumbles to dust	

318: 	All coins carried by caster are turned to lead	

319: 	All coins within 100 yards bear the caster's likeness	

320: 	All cooked meat seen by caster for 5 days randomly polymorphs	

321: 	All cooked meat seen by caster in next 5d20 days turns to liver 	

322: 	All creatures viewed by caster 100k and sound identical	

323: 	All creatures within 100 yards Alter Self to appear as caster 	

324: 	All creatures within 100 yards Alter Self to appear as caster 	

325: 	All creatures within 100 yards ignore the caster for 1d4 rounds 	

326: 	All creatures within 90' of caster have a singalong for 1 turn 	

327: 	All enchantments/charms upon caster are dispelled	

328: 	All enemies appear identical to caster for d4 rounds	

329: 	All enemies within 15 feet of caster are turned to cast iron	

330: 	All external facial features of caster disappear	

331: 	All fat in caster's body turns to water: nerve cells, etc. 	

332: 	All flesh on caster's face turns invisible when he smiles 	

333: 	All foes teleported d6 miles in random direction	

334: 	All f01iage within 30' of caster grows 3'	

335: 	All food and drink tastes utterly bland to the caster 	

336: 	All free water within 120' of caster turns to m01asses 	

337: 	All gems carried by caster are turned to ice	

338: 	All gems carried by caster combust	

339: 	All gold carried by caster becomes as hard as steel 	

340: 	All gold carried by caster increases in weight by 100X 	

341: 	All gold carried by caster melts at 32° Fahrenheit 	

342: 	All gold carried by caster turns to f001's gold	

343: 	All gold carried by caster turns to lead	

344: 	All gold carried by caster turns to platinum	

345: 	All gold pieces carried by caster turn to goldfish	

346: 	All ground within 60' of caster is Greased, as spell 	

347: 	All ground within 60' of caster turns to glass, 10' deep 	

348: 	All items carried by caster affected as by the spell Item	

349: 	All items carried by caster affected as by ThereINot There	

350: 	All items carried by caster age 1000 years	

351: 	All items carried by caster appear in a single pocket	

352: 	All items carried by caster appear in someone else's possession 	

353: 	All items carried by caster are coveted by an outer plane being 	

354: 	All items carried by caster are encased in bone	

355: 	All items carried by caster are enchanted with Explosive Runes 	

356: 	All items carried by caster are immune to gravity for 1 turn 	

357: 	All items carried by caster become copies of one item he bears 	

358: 	All items carried by caster become highly flammable; Save -5 	

359: 	All items carried by caster become illusionary (10+d10 rounds) 	

360: 	All items carried by caster become resistant to fire; Save +5 	

361: 	All items carried by caster become weightless; may float away 	

362: 	All items carried by caster double in size	

363: 	All items carried by caster double their apparent weight	

364: 	All items carried by caster drop 3d100°	

365: 	All items carried by caster enchanted with Continual Light 	

366: 	All items carried by caster exchange their apparent weights 	

367: 	All items carried by caster fly 10 yards in random directions 	

368: 	All items carried by caster halve their apparent weight 	

369: 	All items carried by caster halve their size	

370: 	All items carried by caster lose all c010r; turn bland grey 	

371: 	All items carried by caster p01ymorph into one random item 	

372: 	All items carried by caster quadruple in apparent weight 	

373: 	All items carried by caster sent to the Astral Plane	

374: 	All items carried by caster suddenly weigh as much as caster	

375: 	All items carried by caster teleport to his home	

376: 	All items carried by caster tie into knots	

377: 	All items carried by caster triple their apparent weight	

378: 	All items carried by caster turn invisible	

379: 	All items carried by caster turn sentient and free-willed	

380: 	All items carried by caster turn to flesh 	

381: 	All items carried by caster turn to gold 	

382: 	All items carried by caster turn to granite 	

383: 	All items carried by caster turn to ice 	

384: 	All items carried by caster turn to mercury 	

385: 	All items carried by caster turn to steam 	

386: 	All items carried by caster turn to water	

387: 	All items owned by caster teleport to him from his home	

388: 	All items owned by caster turn invisible	

389: 	All magic weapons within 30' of caster vanish for 1d20 turns 	

390: 	All matter within 60' of caster becomes invisible for d4 rounds 	

391: 	All meat tastes blood-raw to the caster	

392: 	All metal on or within caster turns to wood	

393: 	All normal fires within 60' of caster smell like burning tar	

394: 	All of caster's clothing now bears his monogram	

395: 	All plants and wildlife appear sickly to the caster	

396: 	All rings worn by caster turn to string but retain properties 	

397: 	All rocks larger than 1' within 100' of caster explode 	

398: 	All rodents within 2 miles will f0110w caster for d10 days 	

399: 	All rope, string, etc. within 120' of caster turns to licorice 	

400: 	All sorts of vile noises issue from the caster's stomach	

401: 	All spells caster has memorized are cast upon random targets 	

402: 	All spells caster has memorized strike him with reversed effect 	

403: 	All spells caster now has memorized allow no Saving Throws 	

404: 	All spells caster now has memorized are burned from his memory 	

405: 	All spells caster now has memorized cause half damage	

406: 	All spells caster now has memorized discharge on him	

407: 	All spells caster now has memorized discharge on his boots 	

408: 	All spells used by caster take place 1d10 rounds after casting 	

409: 	All ten of caster's fingers are now on his dominant hand 	

410: 	All the bones disappear from the caster's hands and feet 	

411: 	All trees within 100 yards of caster are turned to cast iron 	

412: 	All trees within 30 feet of caster burst into flame	

413: 	All trees within 60' of caster upr00t and walk away 	

414: 	All water between 1' and 10' of caster turns to fire 	

415: 	All water between 1' and 100' of caster turns to air	

416: 	All water carried by caster boils, increasing v01ume by 1600X 	

417: 	All weapons within 60' of caster become ethereal for d8 rounds 	

418: 	All weapons within 60' of caster turn invisible for 1d4 turns 	

419: 	All who see caster believe him to be a criminal	

420: 	All who see caster believe him to be a harbinger of great ill	

421: 	All who see caster believe him to be a Lich	

422: 	All who see caster believe him to be the avatar of a minor god	

423: 	All who see caster know him to be a spellcaster	

424: 	All within 10' of caster receive benefit of a Heal spell	

425: 	All within 90' of caster check INT or forget who the caster is	

426: 	All wood on or within caster turns to metal	

427: 	All writing in caster's spellb00k appears backward 	

428: 	All writing in caster's spellb00k turns blurry 	

429: 	All writing in caster's spellb00k turns invisible	

430: 	Alternating strips of caster rendered invisible for d8 rounds 	

431: 	An illusionary sign labeled "leper" hangs above caster's head 	

432: 	An illusionary sign labeled "Wizard" hangs above caster's head	

433: 	An illusory Lich rises from the ground and pursues caster	

434: 	An Iron G01em in the caster's image appears & attacks everyone	

435: 	Any ally hearing caster must Save or fall asleep with boredom	

436: 	Any animals owned by caster are stricken bald forever	

437: 	Any charged magical item carried by caster is fully charged	

438: 	Any charged magical item carried by caster is wh011y drained	

439: 	Any chronic ailments now afflicting the caster are cured 	

440: 	Any creatures summoned by caster are bright orange	

441: 	Any Curse afflicting caster is Removed	

442: 	Any fires lit in the caster's home cannot be put out by him	

443: 	Any food prepared by caster is poisonous to him 	

444: 	Any glass carried by caster turns to transparent steel	

445: 	Any magic now affecting caster lasts until he ends it	

446: 	Any magic, good or bad, now affecting the caster is Dispelled	

447: 	Any metal worn by caster turns to opaque glass 	

448: 	Any money now carried by caster doubles in quantity	

449: 	Any potions carried by caster become poisonous	

450: 	Any potions carried by caster carry the intended spell effect	

451: 	Any resurrections thus far used on caster are negated	

452: 	Any rings worn by caster shrink in diameter by 1/2	

453: 	Any small item caster needs is 30% likely to be in his pocket 	

454: 	Any water carried by caster afflicts its imbiber with dysentery 	

455: 	Any water carried by caster becomes a free-willed elemental 	

456: 	Any water carried by caster becomes enchanted by Watery double 	

457: 	Any water carried by caster burns like gas01ine but is water	

458: 	Any water carried by caster causes dehydration in its imbiber	

459: 	Any water carried by caster doubles in v01ume	

460: 	Any water carried by caster doubles size each of next 20 rnds.	

461: 	Any water carried by caster drops 100° but doesn't freeze	

462: 	Any water carried by caster endows drinker with water breathing	

463: 	Any water carried by caster fills with Dust of sneezingIChoking	

464: 	Any water carried by caster fills with gold pieces	

465: 	Any water carried by caster fills with goldfish	

466: 	Any water carried by caster fills with mosquito larvae	

467: 	Any water carried by caster fills with rot grubs (d10)	

468: 	Any water carried by caster fills with sodium chips	

469: 	Any water carried by caster fills with sponges	

470: 	Any water carried by caster has diuretic effect on its imbiber	

471: 	Any water carried by caster ignites on contact with air 	

472: 	Any water carried by caster rises 200° but does not boil 	

473: 	Any water carried by caster takes him to Elemental Water 	

474: 	Any water carried by caster tastes like gas01ine and really is	

475: 	Any water carried by caster tastes like gas01ine but is pure	

476: 	Any water carried by caster tastes pure but is gas01ine 	

477: 	Any water carried by caster turns invisible	

478: 	Any water carried by caster turns to acid (Ultimate S01vent)	

479: 	Any water carried by caster turns to blood	

480: 	Any water carried by caster turns to brine	

481: 	Any water carried by caster turns to crystal 00ze	

482: 	Any water carried by caster turns to ice; may burst containers	

483: 	Any water carried by caster turns to maple syrup	

484: 	Any water carried by caster turns to mercury	

485: 	Any water carried by caster turns to roast beef gravy	

486: 	Any water carried by caster turns to s01id steel	

487: 	Any water carried by caster turns to steam of equal v01ume	

488: 	Any Wishes thus far used by caster are nullified	

489: 	Any wood worn by caster falls off him, takes r00t, and grows	

490: 	Anyone injuring the caster in the next round Vanishes 	

491: 	Anyone slain by the caster can never be raised as undead	

492: 	Anyone slain by the caster fossilizes instantly	

493: 	Anyone sleeping near caster can't wake until he does 	

494: 	Anyone who sleeps within 10 feet of caster has nightmares	

495: 	At death, caster has a 10% chance to resurrect at full health	

496: 	At death, caster is canonized by some obscure religion 	

497: 	At death, caster is resurrected and has gained a level 	

498: 	At death, caster is resurrected but can no longer read 	

499: 	At death, caster is resurrected but continues to decay 	

500: 	At death, caster is resurrected but doesn't believe he died 	

501: 	At death, caster is resurrected but doesn't know it	

502: 	At death, caster is resurrected but forgets who he is 	

503: 	At death, caster is resurrected but has lost a level 	

504: 	At death, caster is resurrected but is mute	

505: 	At death, caster is resurrected but is of the opposite sex 	

506: 	At death, caster is resurrected but is permanently blind 	

507: 	At death, caster is resurrected but must drink blood to live 	

508: 	At death, caster is resurrected with one week to live	

509: 	At death, caster is revealed to have been an android	

510: 	At death, caster is rumored to have been of the opposite sex 	

511: 	At next Full Moon, caster vanishes; everyone forgets who he was 	

512: 	Bigby's Interposing Hand prevents caster from attacking anyone 	

513: 	Blades seem dull while caster uses them	

514: 	Blades seem warped and rusty while the caster uses them	

515: 	blood drips from the walls of caster's home 	

516: 	Both of caster's hands are now left hands 	

517: 	Bread crumbs appear in caster's f00tprints	

518: 	Candles are automatically snuffed in the caster's presence 	

519: 	Candles burn but are not consumed while caster is nearby 	

520: 	Candles cannot be ignited in the caster's presence	

521: 	Candles spontaneously ignite in the caster's presence 	

522: 	Caster & target fuse into one body with both identities 	

523: 	Caster & target shunt to other Prime where neither exists 	

524: 	Caster "gets" jokes an hour after he hears them	

525: 	Caster absorbs all damage inflicted by target and vice versa 	

526: 	Caster absorbs all damage inflicted on target and vice versa 	

527: 	Caster absorbs all damage inflicted on target in next turn	

528: 	Caster absorbs all subsequent damage by next being he touches 	

529: 	Caster absorbs all subsequent damage to next being he touches 	

530: 	Caster absorbs damage as though he just fell d100 feet	

531: 	Caster absorbs one level or hit die from next being he touches	

532: 	Caster accuses random ally of joining foe's party	

533: 	Caster acknowledges no one's authority	

534: 	Caster acquires a random language	

535: 	Caster acquires his weapon's personality (i.e., perhaps none) 	

536: 	Caster acquires Mummy Rot after next 10 HP of fire damage 	

537: 	Caster acquires the deed to a castle in a far-off land	

538: 	Caster acquires the deed to a castle on another plane	

539: 	Caster activates Watery Double in next p001 of water he sees	

540: 	Caster adds 1 to one attribute but loses 2 from another 	

541: 	Caster adheres to next creature he touches for d8 turns 	

542: 	Caster administers Shocking Grasp to next PC he touches 	

543: 	Caster adopts cute names for various parts of his body 	

544: 	Caster adopts physical form of next PC he touches	

545: 	Caster adopts target's alignment	

546: 	Caster adopts the alignment of each creature he touches	

547: 	Caster affected by a random Command each time he hears his name 	

548: 	Caster affected by a Symb01 of Fear each time he hears his name 	

549: 	Caster affected by Lifepr00f; life is in random item he carries	

550: 	Caster affected by Power Word, Silence when he speaks his name 	

551: 	Caster affected by Shocking Grasp each time he hears his name 	

552: 	Caster affected by Sleep, as spell, whenever he hears his name 	

553: 	Caster age is halved, but he looks twice as 01d	

554: 	Caster ages 1 year for each round spent in direct sunlight	

555: 	Caster ages 1 year whenever he learns a new spell 	

556: 	Caster ages at 10X normal rate while at full hit points 	

557: 	Caster ages halfway to his maximum life expectancy 	

558: 	Caster ages one year for every Hit Point he loses	

559: 	Caster always answers yes-or-no questions truthfully	

560: 	Caster always appears to lie when checked by Detect Lie	

561: 	Caster always appears to speak truth when checked by Detect Lie	

562: 	Caster always assumes people will react positively to him	

563: 	Caster always feels like he is being watched	

564: 	Caster always has Initiative except on a 1, when he's last 	

565: 	Caster always loses Initiative except on a 10, when he's first 	

566: 	Caster always screws up when precise timing is needed 	

567: 	Caster always tells truth; lies and prevarications impossible 	

568: 	Caster and allies all randomly exchange places	

569: 	Caster and allies are teleported d6 miles in random direction 	

570: 	Caster and allies are Turned as Undead for d6 rounds each 	

571: 	Caster and allies cannot harm target or allies for d4 rounds 	

572: 	Caster and allies lose 1/2 their hit points	

573: 	Caster and allies regain 1/2 their hit points lost	

574: 	Caster and ally swap personae; ally thinks he is the caster	

575: 	Caster and alternate Prime Material counterpart exchange places	

576: 	Caster and familiar exchange places	

577: 	Caster and familiar exchange species	

578: 	Caster and his possessions are sheathed in aluminum foil	

579: 	Caster and nearest eagle exchange places	

580: 	Caster and nearest earth elemental exchange places 	

581: 	Caster and nearest entombed corpse exchange places 	

582: 	Caster and nearest Lich exchange places	

583: 	Caster and nearest merman exchange places	

584: 	Caster and nearest mummy exchange clothing 	

585: 	Caster and nearest sacrificial virgin exchange places 	

586: 	Caster and nearest statue exchange places	

587: 	Caster and nearest trapped genie exchange places	

588: 	Caster and nearest vampire exchange places at dawn tomorrow 	

589: 	Caster and random ally exchange heads but retain personalities 	

590: 	Caster and target dance together for d6 rounds, caster leading 	

591: 	Caster and target dance together for d6 rounds, target leading 	

592: 	Caster and target exchange all possessions	

593: 	Caster and target exchange furtive glances	

594: 	Caster and target exchange heads but retain own personalities	

595: 	Caster and target exchange races 	

596: 	Caster and target exchange reflections 	

597: 	Caster and target exchange shadows	

598: 	Caster and target seem to 100k identical	

599: 	Caster and target swap skeletons; 10d8 HP damage each	

600: 	Caster and target switch weapons for 2d10 rounds	

601: 	Caster announces his presence before entering a dark room	

602: 	Caster answers every question twice	

603: 	Caster answers questions by starting "Back in my day..."	

604: 	Caster ap010gizes to everyone he injures	

605: 	Caster appears as beautiful as a nymph while he sleeps	

606: 	Caster appears as member of the same race as whoever views him	

607: 	Caster appears deformed or hideously ugly in sunlight 	

608: 	Caster appears horribly repulsive while he casts spells 	

609: 	Caster appears painfully beautiful while he casts spells 	

610: 	Caster appears paper-thin while asleep	

611: 	Caster appears slightly blurry whenever he casts a spell	

612: 	Caster appears to be 5d10 years older but is not	

613: 	Caster appears to be 5d10 years younger but is not	

614: 	Caster appears to be afflicted with some infectious disease	

615: 	Caster appears to be black and white	

616: 	Caster appears to be invisible when seen head -on	

617: 	Caster appears to be levitating upside down	

618: 	Caster appears to be made of glass while he sleeps	

619: 	Caster appears to be made of rock and mud while sleeping 	

620: 	Caster appears to be naked while fully clothed and vice versa 	

621: 	Caster appears to be of opposite sex while naked	

622: 	Caster appears to be standing beside himself	

623: 	Caster appears to be standing three feet to his right	

624: 	Caster appears to be the worst enemy of anyone viewing him 	

625: 	Caster appears to blaze like a bonfire when he casts a spell 	

626: 	Caster appears to decay rapidly in his sleep	

627: 	Caster appears to lack all blood and soft tissue when naked 	

628: 	Caster appears twenty pounds heavier than he actually is 	

629: 	Caster appears twenty pounds lighter than he actually is 	

630: 	Caster appears unspeakably beautiful while he sleeps 	

631: 	Caster appears, with knife in hand, behind the nearest king 	

632: 	Caster assumes the aircraft "crash position"	

633: 	Caster attracts all Undead within 1 mile of him 	

634: 	Caster attracts lightning and electricity (Save at 1/2) 	

635: 	Caster attracts maggots, lice, and rot grubs	

636: 	Caster attracts moths like a flame	

637: 	Caster attracts moths like a flame whenever he speaks	

638: 	Caster attracts the attention of a random tanar'ri	

639: 	Caster attracts the attention of the nearest Great Wyrm	

640: 	Caster attracts vermin	

641: 	Caster automatically disbelieves illusions for next d100 days	

642: 	Caster automatically fails his next d10 Saving Throws	

643: 	Caster automatically fails his next d6 Saving Throws	

644: 	Caster automatically knows the first name of everyone he meets	

645: 	Caster automatically passes his next d6 Saving Throws 	

646: 	Caster automatically succeeds his next d10 Saving Throws 	

647: 	Caster barks like a dog in the presence of royalty	

648: 	Caster bears scars as though once riddled by gunfire	

649: 	Caster bears scars of unspeakable torture	

650: 	Caster becomes a god and is removed from play	

651: 	Caster becomes a missile attractor, as shield	

652: 	Caster becomes a Thought Broadcaster for spell's duration	

653: 	Caster becomes a turkey under every Full Moon	

654: 	Caster becomes able to communicate with Earth Elementals	

655: 	Caster becomes afflicted with Mummy Rot	

656: 	Caster becomes aluminum; is lightweight but immobile	

657: 	Caster becomes an ambulatory oak of same size, shape and AC	

658: 	Caster becomes an Illusion, unable to cause harm	

659: 	Caster becomes bonded with a tree like a dryad	

660: 	Caster becomes dormant under both a full and a new Moon 	

661: 	Caster becomes extraordinarily stingy with his money 	

662: 	Caster becomes fascinated by symb01s of death	

663: 	Caster becomes flat like parchment while he sleeps	

664: 	Caster becomes flatulent in the presence of royalty	

665: 	Caster becomes forgetful; must pass INT checks or castings fail 	

666: 	Caster becomes homesick for some place he's never been 	

667: 	Caster becomes hot-tempered in the presence of fire	

668: 	Caster becomes ill; is of limited ability until it passes 	

669: 	Caster becomes illegitimate; parents weren't married 	

670: 	Caster becomes illiteral; doesn't mean what he says 	

671: 	Caster becomes illiterate; cannot read nor write 	

672: 	Caster becomes illithid; cannot make friends easily	

673: 	Caster becomes illuminated; is bathed in light wherever he goes	

674: 	Caster becomes immune to a random attack form 	

675: 	Caster becomes immune to Level Draining 	

676: 	Caster becomes immune to natural diseases	

677: 	Caster becomes immune to the effects of c01d for d10 days	

678: 	Caster becomes inebriated	

679: 	Caster becomes inhumanly beautiful when angry	

680: 	Caster becomes intensely afraid of snow 	

681: 	Caster becomes intensely weight-conscious 	

682: 	Caster becomes invisible to g01ems	

683: 	Caster becomes invisible to himself	

684: 	Caster becomes invisible when reduced to 50% of his hit points	

685: 	Caster becomes invisible, but not his head, hands, or feet	

686: 	Caster becomes invisible; only his reflection can be seen	

687: 	Caster becomes jealous of anyone taller than he is	

688: 	Caster becomes lost at crossroads unless directed by someone	

689: 	Caster becomes magic-obsessed; uses magic whenever possible	

690: 	Caster becomes magnetized; attracts all iron with d20 feet 	

691: 	Caster becomes morbidly fascinated with his own death	

692: 	Caster becomes mute for d12 turns	

693: 	Caster becomes nostalgic for the distant future	

694: 	Caster becomes permanently invisible; clothing he wears is not	

695: 	Caster becomes ravenously hungry after casting a spell 	

696: 	Caster becomes ravenously hungry and must eat or pass out	

697: 	Caster becomes ravenously hungry when he's wounded	

698: 	Caster becomes striped like a candy cane	

699: 	Caster becomes striped like a zebra	

700: 	Caster becomes suspicious of anyone offering food to him	

701: 	Caster becomes translucent for d4 hours (remains s01id)	

702: 	Caster becomes transparent like glass	

703: 	Caster becomes transparent like water, rippling as he moves 	

704: 	Caster becomes uncertain; must pass WIS checks or castings fail	

705: 	Caster becomes Undead	

706: 	Caster becomes very aware of time's passage and is bored stiff	

707: 	Caster becomes vi01ently ill if he consumes alcohol	

708: 	Caster becomes vi01ently sick whenever he casts a spell	

709: 	Caster begins remembering things that never actually happened	

710: 	Caster begins tap-dancing loudly whenever stealth is required	

711: 	Caster begins to age at a rate of one year per minute	

712: 	Caster begins to horde water for no apparent reason	

713: 	Caster begins to 100k more and more like a leper	

714: 	Caster begins to wonder aloud what human flesh tastes like	

715: 	Caster believes any lie t01d by someone of the opposite sex	

716: 	Caster believes as literal truth the next sentence he hears	

717: 	Caster believes the next lie he hears is irrefutable truth 	

718: 	Caster bestows his alignment upon each creature he touches	

719: 	Caster blacks out whenever he hears his name (1 round)	

720: 	Caster blames all his failures on the nearest paladin	

721: 	Caster blames his failures on his upbringing	

722: 	Caster blasphemes the god of the nearest paladin 	

723: 	Caster blasts a d10 yard radius crater in the ground 	

724: 	Caster bleeds from the eyes whenever he casts a spell	

725: 	Caster bleeds harmlessly from his nose for 1d12 hours	

726: 	Caster Blinks (as spell) 1 round for each HP of damage he takes	

727: 	Caster Blinks (as spell) whenever he blinks his eyes 	

728: 	Caster brays like a donkey in the presence of royalty 	

729: 	Caster breaks into song whenever he is frightened 	

730: 	Caster breaks into song whenever struck by magic 	

731: 	Caster burned for 2d10 HP by next creature he touches	

732: 	Caster burns next creature he touches for d10 HP 	

733: 	Caster bursts into heatless flame for d10 rounds	

734: 	Caster bursts into illusionary flame whenever he hears his name	

735: 	Caster bursts into tears when he tries to tell a lie	

736: 	Caster cackles like a Bone G01em for d4 rounds; no other action	

737: 	Caster calls magic "magick" and no one takes him seriously	

738: 	Caster calls magic "magick" no matter how silly it seems	

739: 	Caster can Affect Normal Fires at will for d10 days 	

740: 	Caster can always sense the direction of his home 	

741: 	Caster can appear enormously fat at will	

742: 	Caster can appear to be 100 years older at will	

743: 	Caster can appear to be any age he wishes	

744: 	Caster can assume a second form at will (must be of same race)	

745: 	Caster can assume gaseous form at will when naked	

746: 	Caster can assume the form of the target for 1 turn each day	

747: 	Caster can attack 2X a round if he does nothing the next round	

748: 	Caster can automatically read the next language he hears 	

749: 	Caster can automatically speak the next language he hears 	

750: 	Caster can automatically speak the next language he reads 	

751: 	Caster can be commanded by the next creature he summons 	

752: 	Caster can be Commanded by the next person he touches 	

753: 	Caster can become completely clean at will	

754: 	Caster can become ethereal at will when naked	

755: 	Caster can breathe underwater if he h01ds a fish in his mouth	

756: 	Caster can carry his own weight with ease	

757: 	Caster can cast 1 spell per day with no Saving Throw allowed 	

758: 	Caster can cast a randomly-chosen first level spell at will 	

759: 	Caster can cast light from his eyes but is blind when he does 	

760: 	Caster can cast Reverse Gravity on himself once each day 	

761: 	Caster can cause his scent to mimic that of any normal animal 	

762: 	Caster can cause his voice to issue from his spellb00k	

763: 	Caster can change his eye c010r at will	

764: 	Caster can ch00se to succeed any one roll in the next 24 hours	

765: 	Caster can climb trees as nimbly as a cat or monkey	

766: 	Caster can command demons 1d6 times	

767: 	Caster can communicate with inanimate objects once per week 	

768: 	Caster can Comprehend all spoken languages for d10 days 	

769: 	Caster can Comprehend all written languages for d8 days 	

770: 	Caster can contr01 the next Illusion he disbelieves	

771: 	Caster can crush diamonds into coal with his bare hands	

772: 	Caster can detach his right arm at will	

773: 	Caster can detect poison in food just by touching it	

774: 	Caster can disbelieve Necromancy but can't disbelieve Illusions	

775: 	Caster can Dispel Evil (or good) once at will 	

776: 	Caster can double the power of one spell each day 	

777: 	Caster can employ True Sight once per day	

778: 	Caster can extend his tongue 3d4 inches at will 	

779: 	Caster can Feather Fall at will when naked 	

780: 	Caster can Feign Death at will when naked 	

781: 	Caster can fly like an eagle when naked	

782: 	Caster can give off the scent of pine or lemons at will	

783: 	Caster can glow like a firefly at will	

784: 	Caster can go without food for one day per point of CON 	

785: 	Caster can go without sleep for one day per point of WIS 	

786: 	Caster can grip with 18I00 strength	

787: 	Caster can Heal himself once	

788: 	Caster can Heal with a touch but is 80% likely to die	

789: 	Caster can hear any conversation whose participants he can see	

790: 	Caster can hear underwater as clearly as on land	

791: 	Caster can hit creatures hit only by +1 or better (1d10 rounds) 	

792: 	Caster can h01d his breath for 2 rounds per point of CON 	

793: 	Caster can h01d his breath for up to three hours per day	

794: 	Caster can h01d his breath indefinitely when naked	

795: 	Caster can identify gems and approximate their value on sight	

796: 	Caster can identify natural animals on sight	

797: 	Caster can identify natural plants on sight	

798: 	Caster can ignite campfires and hearths with a touch	

799: 	Caster can ignite twigs with his tongue	

800: 	Caster can kill with a touch but is 80% likely to die as well 	

801: 	Caster can make his spells function without visible effect 	

802: 	Caster can make his voice issue from some place nearby 	

803: 	Caster can memorize spells in 1/2 the normal required time 	

804: 	Caster can mimic animal noises with remarkable skill	

805: 	Caster can move 3X normal speed when naked and unencumbered	

806: 	Caster can never teach his spells to anyone else	

807: 	Caster can no longer bend his wrists	

808: 	Caster can no longer cast First Level spells	

809: 	Caster can only be hit by +1 or better weapons for d20 rounds	

810: 	Caster can only memorize spells while naked	

811: 	Caster can only wield +1 or better weapons for d20 rounds	

812: 	Caster can pass his arms through each other at will	

813: 	Caster can Pass Without Trace as priest spell once per week 	

814: 	Caster can photosynthesize; does not need to eat, but is green	

815: 	Caster can P01ymorph Self (ONCE)	

816: 	Caster can predict natural weather patterns 24 hours in advance	

817: 	Caster can quench his thirst by soaking his feet	

818: 	Caster can read a new language but cannot speak it 	

819: 	Caster can read other people's thoughts by biting them	

820: 	Caster can remove his ears and still hear through them	

821: 	Caster can remove his head for up to 1d6 rounds each day 	

822: 	Caster can remove his teeth, and they'll regrow normally 	

823: 	Caster can Resurrect one being but must sacrifice his own life	

824: 	Caster can resurrect the dead once per year	

825: 	Caster can retract his arms into his torso	

826: 	Caster can retract his head into his torso like a turtle	

827: 	Caster can see in subterranean darkness as though in daylight	

828: 	Caster can see into Bags of H01ding without opening them	

829: 	Caster can see perfectly well in abs01ute darkness	

830: 	Caster can see secret d00rs but cannot see normal ones	

831: 	Caster can see through his nostrils in pitch darkness	

832: 	Caster can sense the presence of any Artifact within 10 miles	

833: 	Caster can sense undead within 100 yards	

834: 	Caster can shine light out of his mouth at will	

835: 	Caster can shrink his hands to 1I10 their size at will	

836: 	Caster can somehow call magic "magick" without seeming trite	

837: 	Caster can speak in either a male or female voice at will	

838: 	Caster can speak in either of two voices at will	

839: 	Caster can speak through his nose when his mouth is shut	

840: 	Caster can speak with plants once per day 	

841: 	Caster can speak with plants once per week 	

842: 	Caster can speak with the dead once per week 	

843: 	Caster can speak with waterfowl when he is wet	

844: 	Caster can Spider Climb if he wears a red and blue costume	

845: 	Caster can stretch his neck a length equal to his height	

846: 	Caster can summon a demon but has only 50% chance to contr01 it 	

847: 	Caster can swim like a fish and breathe underwater when naked 	

848: 	Caster can turn half of his body invisible at will	

849: 	Caster can turn his bones to jelly at will, without harm	

850: 	Caster can turn his fingers ethereal at will 	

851: 	Caster can turn his skin invisible at will 	

852: 	Caster can turn his skin matte-black at will	

853: 	Caster can turn ice to diamonds that last for 1d12 hours 	

854: 	Caster can turn into a statue for 1d10 rounds at will 	

855: 	Caster can turn invisible while he h01ds his breath 	

856: 	Caster can turn invisible while underwater	

857: 	Caster can turn to snow at will	

858: 	Caster can undo normal knots just by touching them	

859: 	Caster can unscrew his fingers without harm	

860: 	Caster can use his index and middle finger like scissors 	

861: 	Caster can walk on water, as with a ring, when naked 	

862: 	Caster can Wish the death of one being but will also die 	

863: 	Caster can't bend his elbows, shoulders, wrists, or fingers	

864: 	Caster can't bring his hands within 2d4 inches of each other	

865: 	Caster can't cast spells for 1 hour after eating	

866: 	Caster can't discern even the most obvious lies from truth 	

867: 	Caster can't go to sleep without kissing someone goodnight	

868: 	Caster can't put both feet on the ground simultaneously	

869: 	Caster can't raise his arms above his shoulder without pain	

870: 	Caster can't speak in metaphor; becomes literal-minded	

871: 	Caster cannot attack creatures which do not see him	

872: 	Caster cannot attack except on rounds when he wins Initiative	

873: 	Caster cannot attack on rounds when he wins Initiative	

874: 	Caster cannot be affected by priestly magic for 1 week	

875: 	Caster cannot be attacked by any he does not see for 1d4 days 	

876: 	Caster cannot be burned by normal flame if his feet are wet 	

877: 	Caster cannot be frightened by any earthly creature	

878: 	Caster cannot be harmed by a fall from any height	

879: 	Caster cannot be harmed by any physical means for d10 rounds 	

880: 	Caster cannot be harmed by any physical means for d4 rounds 	

881: 	Caster cannot be harmed by any physical means for d6 rounds 	

882: 	Caster cannot be harmed by any physical means for d8 rounds 	

883: 	Caster cannot be hit by +1 or better weapons for d20 rounds 	

884: 	Caster cannot be injured while he sleeps	

885: 	Caster cannot be seen in mirrors	

886: 	Caster cannot be tracked by nonmagical means	

887: 	Caster cannot breathe while exposed to direct sunlight 	

888: 	Caster cannot bring his hands closer together than one f00t 	

889: 	Caster cannot cast a spell without first announcing his name 	

890: 	Caster cannot cast First Level spells until he gains a level 	

891: 	Caster cannot cast spells during the dark of the Moon	

892: 	Caster cannot cast spells except under direct sunlight 	

893: 	Caster cannot cast spells on himself for 1d20 days 	

894: 	Caster cannot cast spells on the first day of the week 	

895: 	Caster cannot cast spells unless baref00t	

896: 	Caster cannot cast spells unless he carries a small flame 	

897: 	Caster cannot cast spells unless he crosses his fingers 	

898: 	Caster cannot cast spells unless he first turns in a circle	

899: 	Caster cannot cast spells unless he h01ds a pebble in his mouth 	

900: 	Caster cannot cast spells unless he pokes himself with a needle 	

901: 	Caster cannot cast spells unless he puts his thumbs in his ears 	

902: 	Caster cannot cast spells unless he sees his reflection	

903: 	Caster cannot cast spells unless his eyes are closed	

904: 	Caster cannot cast spells unless his hair is wet	

905: 	Caster cannot cast spells unless h01ding a piece of ice	

906: 	Caster cannot cast spells unless wearing a hat	

907: 	Caster cannot cast spells until tomorrow morning 	

908: 	Caster cannot cast spells while he has full hit points 	

909: 	Caster cannot cast spells while it is snowing	

910: 	Caster cannot cast spells while wearing clothing	

911: 	Caster cannot cast spells without first announcing his intent 	

912: 	Caster cannot cast spells without saying "Abra Cadabra" 	

913: 	Caster cannot close his mouth	

914: 	Caster cannot close his mouth after the next spell he casts	

915: 	Caster cannot close his mouth until dawn	

916: 	Caster cannot comprehend numbers greater than twenty 	

917: 	Caster cannot contr01 Elementals summoned by him 	

918: 	Caster cannot contr01 his own Illusion spells	

919: 	Caster cannot cross a thresh01d without knocking 	

920: 	Caster cannot cross flowing water under his own power 	

921: 	Caster cannot distinguish between left and right	

922: 	Caster cannot distinguish between very hot and very c01d	

923: 	Caster cannot drown if he carries a torch	

924: 	Caster cannot eat cooked meat except by Moonlight 	

925: 	Caster cannot eat food unless he prepares it himself 	

926: 	Caster cannot eat or drink between dawn and dusk 	

927: 	Caster cannot enter a building unless invited	

928: 	Caster cannot enter a room without announcing himself	

929: 	Caster cannot exit a room through the d00r by which he entered	

930: 	Caster cannot fall asleep except when standing up	

931: 	Caster cannot fall asleep unless sung to	

932: 	Caster cannot fall asleep unless t01d to do so	

933: 	Caster cannot fall asleep while wearing clothing	

934: 	Caster cannot inflict any form of physical harm for d10 rounds 	

935: 	Caster cannot inflict any form of physical harm for d4 rounds 	

936: 	Caster cannot inflict any form of physical harm for d6 rounds	

937: 	Caster cannot inflict any form of physical harm for d8 rounds	

938: 	Caster cannot leave a building unless t01d to do so	

939: 	Caster cannot leave a room while others' eyes are upon him 	

940: 	Caster cannot leave his home without first casting a spell 	

941: 	Caster cannot open both eyes simultaneously	

942: 	Caster cannot open d00rs for himself	

943: 	Caster cannot open d00rs without first saying "Open sesame"	

944: 	Caster cannot open his mouth	

945: 	Caster cannot open his mouth until nightfall	

946: 	Caster cannot pierce his own flesh with knives or blades	

947: 	Caster cannot refuse a request for his aid	

948: 	Caster cannot see through glass	

949: 	Caster cannot shut up until someone inflicts damage upon him	

950: 	Caster cannot sleep unless naked	

951: 	Caster cannot speak during one day of each week 	

952: 	Caster cannot speak except in direct sunlight 	

953: 	Caster cannot speak except under Moonlight	

954: 	Caster cannot speak for 1d4 rounds after casting a spell 	

955: 	Caster cannot speak normally but must shout or whisper 	

956: 	Caster cannot speak unless spoken to	

957: 	Caster cannot speak until he has ridden a horse	

958: 	Caster cannot speak until he is burned by fire	

959: 	Caster cannot speak until no one is within 60' of him	

960: 	Caster cannot speak until rained upon	

961: 	Caster cannot speak until someone inflicts damage upon him	

962: 	Caster cannot speak until someone says his name	

963: 	Caster cannot speak until sunrise tomorrow	

964: 	Caster cannot speak when at less than full hit points	

965: 	Caster cannot speak when underground	

966: 	Caster cannot stand upright for 1d4 hours	

967: 	Caster cannot study spells if he still has any memorized	

968: 	Caster cannot teleport or be teleported	

969: 	Caster cannot tell a deliberate lie	

970: 	Caster cannot t01erate metal worn next to his skin	

971: 	Caster cannot turn invisible by any means	

972: 	Caster cannot use magical items for 8d4 hours	

973: 	Caster casts spells as if 1 level higher when it's snowing 	

974: 	Caster casts spells randomly each time he is injured 	

975: 	Caster causes damage one round after he inflicts it	

976: 	Caster changes alignment randomly under every Full Moon 	

977: 	Caster changes clothes randomly every time he casts a spell 	

978: 	Caster changes c010r randomly every time he casts a spell 	

979: 	Caster changes his mind every time he decides to cast a spell 	

980: 	Caster changes his name but won't reveal his new one	

981: 	Caster changes his name under every Full Moon	

982: 	Caster changes places with target every time he casts a spell 	

983: 	Caster changes race randomly every time he casts a spell 	

984: 	Caster changes sex randomly every time he casts a spell	

985: 	Caster changes sex randomly under one Full Moon to the next 	

986: 	Caster changes shape randomly every time he casts a spell 	

987: 	Caster claims nearest dragon as a familiar	

988: 	Caster closes his eyes and counts to 1000	

989: 	Caster combusts when exposed to direct sunlight	

990: 	Caster complains of persecution when things don't go his way	

991: 	Caster constantly doubts himself; +2 to Initiative rolls 	

992: 	Caster constantly hears a ticking as from an alarm clock 	

993: 	Caster convinced he is possessed by some horrid entity	

994: 	Caster coughs up strange items: needles, spiders, pebbles, etc.	

995: 	Caster crows like a r00ster at sunrise	

996: 	Caster crumbles to dust; reappears next sunrise unharmed 	

997: 	Caster degenerates 1 HP per round for the next 20+d20 rounds	

998: 	Caster delivers Shocking Grasp to the next person he kisses	

999: 	Caster desires to change his name each morning	

1000: 	Caster desires to circumnavigate the planet	

1001: 	Caster desires to leap from the next bridge he crosses	

1002: 	Caster desires to walk on his hands instead of feet	

1003: 	Caster desperately hopes to avoid his current destination 	

1004: 	Caster develops a compulsion to be struck by lightning 	

1005: 	Caster develops a craving for slugs, maggots, and leeches 	

1006: 	Caster develops a fear of elementals	

1007: 	Caster develops a fear of kob01ds, those mighty creatures	

1008: 	Caster develops a fear of rabbits	

1009: 	Caster develops a fear of rocks; they might be earth elementals	

1010: 	Caster develops a fear of the target	

1011: 	Caster develops a fear of trees; they might be treants	

1012: 	Caster develops a fear of wild surges	

1013: 	Caster develops a morbid desire to see his own heart	

1014: 	Caster develops a phobia about Wild Surges 	

1015: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for alcohol 	

1016: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for blood	

1017: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for cobra venom 	

1018: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for egg whites 	

1019: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for egg y01ks 	

1020: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for holy water 	

1021: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for ink	

1022: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for lamp oil 	

1023: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for magic potions 	

1024: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for pine tree sap 	

1025: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for poison	

1026: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for sea water 	

1027: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for sovereign glue 	

1028: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for stagnant water 	

1029: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for unholy water	

1030: 	Caster develops a terrific thirst for universal s01vent	

1031: 	Caster develops advanced arthritis; Movement rate is halved	

1032: 	Caster develops ambidexterity	

1033: 	Caster develops an aversion to clothing	

1034: 	Caster develops an intense craving for charcoal	

1035: 	Caster develops an intense craving for dirt and mud	

1036: 	Caster develops an intense desire to swim upstream and spawn 	

1037: 	Caster develops an intense phobia of fish and marine life 	

1038: 	Caster develops an irresistible urge to bury himself	

1039: 	Caster develops another joint between his shoulder and elbow	

1040: 	Caster develops d4 new personalities	

1041: 	Caster develops irritating, elusive itch somewhere on his body	

1042: 	Caster develops radial symmetry, like a starfish	

1043: 	Caster develops Thaumaphilia, a fascination with magic 	

1044: 	Caster develops Thaumaphobia, an intense fear of magic 	

1045: 	Caster dies immediately if he is ever cut by his own dagger 	

1046: 	Caster dies nightly and is resurrected each f0110wing morning 	

1047: 	Caster discovers a tombstone nearby inscribed with his name 	

1048: 	Caster discovers the secret for manufacturing plastic	

1049: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 bats	

1050: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 blasphemies 	

1051: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 canaries 	

1052: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 copper pieces	

1053: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 counterfeit gold coins 	

1054: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 cubic yards of smoke 	

1055: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 feathers	

1056: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 frogs 	

1057: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 hailstones 	

1058: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 hot embers 	

1059: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 locusts 	

1060: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 maggots 	

1061: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 minnows 	

1062: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 needles	

1063: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 non-poisonous snakes	

1064: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 pints of water	

1065: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 rotten apples	

1066: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 small pebbles every morning	

1067: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 spiders	

1068: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 sugar cubes 	

1069: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 sunflower seeds	

1070: 	Caster disgorges 1d1000 teeth	

1071: 	Caster disgorges a black pudding	

1072: 	Caster disgorges a complete human skeleton	

1073: 	Caster disgorges a large python	

1074: 	Caster disgorges a scroll containing a random 7th level spell	

1075: 	Caster disgorges everything he ate during the last week 	

1076: 	Caster disgorges his own digestive tract	

1077: 	Caster disgorges the last meal he ate	

1078: 	Caster does not age while asleep: aging is slowed by 1/3	

1079: 	Caster does not age while awake: aging is slowed by 2/3	

1080: 	Caster does not believe anything he says	

1081: 	Caster does not heal while exposed to direct sunlight 	

1082: 	Caster does not need to eat while he has his full hit points	

1083: 	Caster does not need to open his eyes to see (lasts d4 days)	

1084: 	Caster does not reflect or emit any form of light for d6 days	

1085: 	Caster doesn't believe that his body is his actual form 	

1086: 	Caster doesn't know when he's lying	

1087: 	Caster doesn't know which spells he has memorized	

1088: 	Caster doubles his size when he is asleep	

1089: 	Caster drools constantly	

1090: 	Caster electrically charged and shocks next person he touches 	

1091: 	Caster emits no scent whatsoever; cannot be tracked by hounds	

1092: 	Caster exchanges personalities with some distant (demi)human	

1093: 	Caster exchanges places with himself one hour in the future	

1094: 	Caster experiences horrifying nightmares tonight	

1095: 	Caster experiences pain at the sight of blood	

1096: 	Caster experiences sublimely beautiful dreams tonight 	

1097: 	Caster experiences vertigo when he looks at the stars 	

1098: 	Caster experiences vertigo whenever he looks at the Moon	

1099: 	Caster explodes and dies (Save vs Death to prevent explosion)	

1100: 	Caster explodes as a Fireball of Hit Dice equal to 2x his Level	

1101: 	Caster explodes permanently when hit points fall to 1/2 total	

1102: 	Caster explodes under every Full Moon; reforms at dawn 	

1103: 	Caster explodes; reforms 2d20 turns later unharmed	

1104: 	Caster exudes chlorine gas whenever he casts a spell	

1105: 	Caster faints at the sight of his own blood 	

1106: 	Caster faints at the sight of his own reflection	

1107: 	Caster falls asleep and cannot be roused	

1108: 	Caster falls asleep when exposed to direct sunlight	

1109: 	Caster falls asleep whenever he casts a spell	

1110: 	Caster falls in love with d4 people of same raceIopposite sex	

1111: 	Caster falls in love with his own reflection	

1112: 	Caster falls in love with someone entirely inappropriate	

1113: 	Caster falls into a heap of unconnected cells 	

1114: 	Caster falls madly in love with the nearest statue	

1115: 	Caster falls over	

1116: 	Caster fears clothing except when naked, when he fears nudity	

1117: 	Caster fears communists are after his precious bodily fluids	

1118: 	Caster fears he is a vampire and will be injured by sunlight	

1119: 	Caster fears he is a werew01f temporarily in human form 	

1120: 	Caster fears he'll turn to stone if he sees his reflection	

1121: 	Caster fears his body does strange things when he's asleep 	

1122: 	Caster fears lightning but is drawn to trees during storms 	

1123: 	Caster fears rainfall	

1124: 	Caster fears sentient weapons, thinking they're out to get him	

1125: 	Caster fears small woodland creatures	

1126: 	Caster fears that the moment of reckoning is close at hand	

1127: 	Caster feels a burst of confidence after casting a spell	

1128: 	Caster feels a mild ache between his eyes when facing north 	

1129: 	Caster feels a need to explain himself when casting a spell 	

1130: 	Caster feels a sense of real urgency in his bladder	

1131: 	Caster feels an intense desire to stare at the sun 	

1132: 	Caster feels an intense urge to drop his weapons 	

1133: 	Caster feels an intense urge to hide	

1134: 	Caster feels an intense urge to reveal any secret he knows 	

1135: 	Caster feels an intense urge to run to the nearest well 	

1136: 	Caster feels an intense urge to sing at the top of his lungs 	

1137: 	Caster feels an urge to mark trees in the manner of a w01f 	

1138: 	Caster feels crampy and bloated	

1139: 	Caster feels deja vu whenever he hears his name	

1140: 	Caster feels euphoric; +2 to ability checks for 2d4 turns 	

1141: 	Caster feels giddy and energized whenever he casts a spell 	

1142: 	Caster feels hopeless; -2 to ability checks for 2d4 turns	

1143: 	Caster feels horrible embarrassment whenever he casts a spell	

1144: 	Caster feels hunger pangs after casting a spell	

1145: 	Caster feels intense ecstasy whenever he's wounded 	

1146: 	Caster feels intensely guilty whenever he eats meat 	

1147: 	Caster feels intensely hung-over	

1148: 	Caster feels like gravity has shifted by 45°	

1149: 	Caster feels like he has been spinning in a circle for hours	

1150: 	Caster feels like he just bearhugged a cactus	

1151: 	Caster feels like he's been f01ded, spindled, and mutilated	

1152: 	Caster feels like he's been manipulated all this time 	

1153: 	Caster feels like he's just come off a huge drinking binge 	

1154: 	Caster feels like he's in freefall whenever he casts a spell 	

1155: 	Caster feels naked unless wearing a tiara	

1156: 	Caster feels out of breath after casting a spell	

1157: 	Caster feels phantom itch in his "third" and "fourth" arms 	

1158: 	Caster feels uncomfortably c01d for the next 2d12 hours 	

1159: 	Caster feels wh011y alone in the universe	

1160: 	Caster Feigns Death whenever he's out of spells	

1161: 	Caster finds clothing uncomfortable in the presence of royalty	

1162: 	Caster finds himself insufferably pretentious	

1163: 	Caster finds his own head at the bottom of a nearby h01e	

1164: 	Caster finds some mundane food irresistible	

1165: 	Caster finds the taste of cooked meat offensive 	

1166: 	Caster flares like burning magnesium for one round 	

1167: 	Caster flatly refuses to believe that he's alive	

1168: 	Caster flies into a rage after dinner	

1169: 	Caster flies into hysterics whenever he is wounded	

1170: 	Caster forgets a random language	

1171: 	Caster forgets all spells he currently has memorized 	

1172: 	Caster forgets everything since yesterday morning 	

1173: 	Caster forgets his name in the presence of royalty 	

1174: 	Caster forgets how to walk	

1175: 	Caster forgets one language but learns two others	

1176: 	Caster forgets the Common Tongue	

1177: 	Caster forgets the location of everything he currently carries	

1178: 	Caster forgives his current worst enemy	

1179: 	Caster freezes at room temperature	

1180: 	Caster freezes s01id for d8 rounds; thaws unharmed	

1181: 	Caster gains (at will) use of one spell of level 4d3-3	

1182: 	Caster gains 1 HPIround until exploding as on Positive Material	

1183: 	Caster gains 1 point of Wisdom but forfeits 5 hit points 	

1184: 	Caster gains 2 points of INT but his CON is halved 	

1185: 	Caster gains a 10%Magic Resistance	

1186: 	Caster gains a large Keep, but it is made of cardboard	

1187: 	Caster gains amazing ability with an unusual musical instrument	

1188: 	Caster gains an experience level but ages 10 years	

1189: 	Caster gains Animal Contr01 as potion	

1190: 	Caster gains Clairaudience as potion	

1191: 	Caster gains d10 f0110wers who believe him to be a deity	

1192: 	Caster gains danger sense; -2 to surprise rolls	

1193: 	Caster gains Flight as potion	

1194: 	Caster gains Madness as Elixir	

1195: 	Caster gains no bonuses from magical weapons	

1196: 	Caster gains one Wish, which must be used within 3 rounds	

1197: 	Caster gains physical repulsiveness equal to that of a medusa	

1198: 	Caster gains proficiency in the next weapon type he touches	

1199: 	Caster gains proficiency in the use of the mancatcher	

1200: 	Caster gains quadrophonic hearing: +2 bonus on Surprise rolls 	

1201: 	Caster gains Red Dragon's breath weapon & suffers equal damage	

1202: 	Caster gains the ability to read any language	

1203: 	Caster gains the ability to see at will into the Ethereal Plane	

1204: 	Caster gains the friendship of a legendary arch- mage	

1205: 	Caster gains the friendship of a legendary warrior	

1206: 	Caster gains the friendship of a prominent merchant	

1207: 	Caster gains the friendship of a thieves' guildmaster	

1208: 	Caster gains the friendship of a well-respected mercenary	

1209: 	Caster gains the friendship of the owner of a major brothel	

1210: 	Caster gains the friendship of the ruler of a major country	

1211: 	Caster gains the lasting enmity of a legendary arch-mage	

1212: 	Caster gains the lasting enmity of a legendary warrior	

1213: 	Caster gains the lasting enmity of a prominent merchant	

1214: 	Caster gains the lasting enmity of a thieves' guildmaster	

1215: 	Caster gains the lasting enmity of a well-respected mercenary	

1216: 	Caster gains the lasting enmity of the owner of a major brothel	

1217: 	Caster gains the lasting enmity of the ruler of a major country	

1218: 	Caster gains the power of clairaudience to a range of five feet	

1219: 	Caster gains the power to grant one wish to someone else	

1220: 	Caster gains troglodyte's breath weapon but also falls asleep	

1221: 	Caster gains Water Breathing as potion	

1222: 	Caster gains weight every time he says his name	

1223: 	Caster gets a strong urge to cast spells whenever he is angered	

1224: 	Caster gets a Wish, (50% likely to grant the opposite)	

1225: 	Caster giggles for d10 rounds, spellcasting impossible	

1226: 	Caster giggles in the presence of royalty	

1227: 	Caster giggles whenever he hears a lie, but doesn't know why	

1228: 	Caster giggles whenever he tries to tell a lie 	

1229: 	Caster glimpses Paradise and is forever changed	

1230: 	Caster glimpses The Pit and is forever changed	

1231: 	Caster glows as though on fire internally	

1232: 	Caster glows for 1d10 rounds after casting a spell	

1233: 	Caster glows like a campfire when he tries to hide in shadow	

1234: 	Caster glows like a firefly but can stop while he concentrates	

1235: 	Caster glows like a firefly in Moonlight	

1236: 	Caster goes mad for 1 hour whenever he tries to cast this spell	

1237: 	Caster grabs his ankles and can't let go until tomorrow 	

1238: 	Caster greatly desires to cross the nearest stream or river	

1239: 	Caster growls like a lion whenever he is upset	

1240: 	Caster grows 1/2 inch each day	

1241: 	Caster grows a finger on each f00t	

1242: 	Caster grows a third eye in the center of his forehead	

1243: 	Caster grows a third eye that can see the ethereal Plane	

1244: 	Caster grows a toe on each hand	

1245: 	Caster grows another arm from the wrist of one arm	

1246: 	Caster grows another finger on each hand	

1247: 	Caster grows another leg from the ankle of one leg	

1248: 	Caster grows another toe on each f00t	

1249: 	Caster grows fangs and develops a marked aversion to sunlight	

1250: 	Caster grows hair on his palms and is stricken blind	

1251: 	Caster grows increasingly confident with each spell he casts	

1252: 	Caster grows increasingly paranoid with each spell he casts	

1253: 	Caster grows nonfunctional vampire fangs	

1254: 	Caster grows thick, luxurious fleece from his skin	

1255: 	Caster hallucinates in the presence of royalty	

1256: 	Caster hallucinates wildly for 1d12 hours	

1257: 	Caster has 19 Strength on one side of his body	

1258: 	Caster has a +2 Reaction Bonus whenever courtesy is needed	

1259: 	Caster has a 55% chance to know history of any region he enters	

1260: 	Caster has a bad feeling that he just made a big mistake	

1261: 	Caster has a barcode tatt00ed somewhere on his body	

1262: 	Caster has a birthmark identifying him as a royal heir	

1263: 	Caster has a birthmark identifying him as an agent of evi1	

1264: 	Caster has a box of 10-gauge shotgun shells	

1265: 	Caster has a burning need to cast his spells as s00n as he can	

1266: 	Caster has a copy of his spellb00k on CD-ROM	

1267: 	Caster has a copy of his unauthorized, up-to-date biography	

1268: 	Caster has a full-body tatt00 of a full suit of chainmail 	

1269: 	Caster has a heavy steel ball chained to his ankle	

1270: 	Caster has a nose like a m01e	

1271: 	Caster has a nose like a tapir	

1272: 	Caster has a nose like a thumb	

1273: 	Caster has a porcupine in his pocket	

1274: 	Caster has a remarkably quick temper for 1d4 days	

1275: 	Caster has a scar he attributes to a close call with a dragon	

1276: 	Caster has a seizure every time he tries to cast this spell	

1277: 	Caster has a terrible fear that he's just f001ing everybody	

1278: 	Caster has a terrific thirst for stagnant water	

1279: 	Caster has a working clock embedded in his forehead	

1280: 	Caster has AC-10 until he casts a spell	

1281: 	Caster has all the symptoms of Plague but not the disease	

1282: 	Caster has an intense desire to burn his clothes	

1283: 	Caster has faulty depth perception; all attacks are made at -2	

1284: 	Caster has flat vision; has no depth perception; -8 ToHit	

1285: 	Caster has magic intuition; +25% to learn spells	

1286: 	Caster has mirror vision; sees everything backwards	

1287: 	Caster has misplaced his feet	

1288: 	Caster has no desire for vengeance of any kind	

1289: 	Caster has no fear of death whatsoever	

1290: 	Caster has no neck; his head perches on his shoulders	

1291: 	Caster has no vital signs while he is asleep	

1292: 	Caster has pains for 1 roundIlevel of each spell he casts	

1293: 	Caster has strong urge to head south next winter	

1294: 	Caster has the distinct impression he's been buried alive	

1295: 	Caster has the same dream each night; may think it's prophetic	

1296: 	Caster has the wind knocked out of him; stunned 2d4 rounds	

1297: 	Caster has tiny compartments under his fingernails	

1298: 	Caster has to wash his hands after each spell he casts 	

1299: 	Caster has to write his name every time he hears or says it	

1300: 	Caster has two thumbs on one hand and none on the other	

1301: 	Caster hasn't slept in two weeks	

1302: 	Caster hates his nose and thinks he's better off without it	

1303: 	Caster hates magic and uses it only reluctantly	

1304: 	Caster hates next person who meets him for the first time	

1305: 	Caster hates the next person he mentions by name	

1306: 	Caster head is invisible from his cheeks up	

1307: 	Caster heals 1/2 normal rate but takes 1/2 damage from attacks	

1308: 	Caster heals 1/2 normal rate but takes 2X damage from attacks	

1309: 	Caster heals 2X normal rate but takes 2X damage from attacks	

1310: 	Caster hears celestial music whenever he casts a spell	

1311: 	Caster hears echoes when people speak to him	

1312: 	Caster hears through his nose and smells through his ears	

1313: 	Caster hears voices that aren't there	

1314: 	Caster hoards coal in the hope that one day it will be diamonds	

1315: 	Caster immune to 1 random Mage spell of random (2d5-1) leve1	

1316: 	Caster immune to 1 random Priest spell of random (2d4-1) leve1	

1317: 	Caster inflates like ba1100n to 1d12 f00t across for d20 rounds	

1318: 	Caster inherits a sizable fortune from a deceased relative	

1319: 	Caster insists his name is something it is not	

1320: 	Caster insists that he be referred to as a prestidigitator	

1321: 	Caster insists that he is a dragon in humanoid form	

1322: 	Caster inspires jealousy in all but those who know him well	

1323: 	Caster invites random foe to join his party	

1324: 	Caster inv01untarily repels all water to a distance of 10 feet	

1325: 	Caster is able to Detect Magic once per turn at will	

1326: 	Caster is able to Know Time at will	

1327: 	Caster is able to see with his eyes closed	

1328: 	Caster is able to succeed any one roll automatically each day	

1329: 	Caster is able to survive one death (resurrection unnecessary)	

1330: 	Caster is abs01utely silent when naked	

1331: 	Caster is accompanied by the clip-clop of coconut shells	

1332: 	Caster is acutely sensitive to taste; must eat bland foods	

1333: 	Caster is addicted to magic; needs some spell cast on him daily	

1334: 	Caster is affected as by a Bowl of Watery Death	

1335: 	Caster is affected as by a Br00ch of Number numbing	

1336: 	Caster is affected as by a Cloak of poisonousness	

1337: 	Caster is affected as by a Haste spell	

1338: 	Caster is affected as by Levitate on half of his body	

1339: 	Caster is affected as by a Philtre of Love 	

1340: 	Caster is affected as by a Ring of contrariness	

1341: 	Caster is affected as by a Slow spell	

1342: 	Caster is affected as by a Wand of Misplaced objects 	

1343: 	Caster is affected as by an amulet of inescapable location 	

1344: 	Caster is affected by Mirror Image	

1345: 	Caster is affected by silver like a lycanthrope	

1346: 	Caster is affected by the spell Blur for the next 10 turns	

1347: 	Caster is afraid of his own reflection	

1348: 	Caster is afraid to touch money	

1349: 	Caster is alarmed now by a bustle in his hedgerow	

1350: 	Caster is alert and coherent the instant he wakes up	

1351: 	Caster is an illusion every other round and can cause no damage	

1352: 	Caster is as buoyant as a block of iron	

1353: 	Caster is as buoyant as styrofoam	

1354: 	Caster is at the center of a Blade Barrier	

1355: 	Caster is at the center of a whirlwind of ping-pong balls	

1356: 	Caster is attended by 1d4 skeletons with no combat ability	

1357: 	Caster is aware of every object now within 50 feet of him	

1358: 	Caster is base AC 4 for d4 days; DEXIarmor bonuses still apply	

1359: 	Caster is befriended by a family in each town within 100 miles 	

1360: 	Caster is befriended by a popular local leader	

1361: 	Caster is befriended by all the members of a single species	

1362: 	Caster is befriended by nearest Lich	

1363: 	Caster is befriended by the nearest nymph or sylph	

1364: 	Caster is believed by some to be a deity	

1365: 	Caster is believed to bathe in the blood of innocents	

1366: 	Caster is believed to be a leper	

1367: 	Caster is believed to be a particularly nasty demon	

1368: 	Caster is believed to be a practicing cannibal	

1369: 	Caster is believed to be a town elder by nearest village	

1370: 	Caster is believed to be an agent of evil	

1371: 	Caster is believed to be an escaped murderer by nearest village	

1372: 	Caster is believed to be carrying a powerful artifact	

1373: 	Caster is believed to be carrying an especially virulent plague	

1374: 	Caster is believed to be possessed by a demon	

1375: 	Caster is believed to be rich beyond the dreams of avarice	

1376: 	Caster is believed to be the cause of a local plague	

1377: 	Caster is believed to be the worst enemy of all who view him	

1378: 	Caster is believed to have murdered someone he did not	

1379: 	Caster is believed to have resurrected someone he did not	

1380: 	Caster is believed to have risen from the dead recently	

1381: 	Caster is believed to have the cure for a local plague 	

1382: 	Caster is believed to have the power to heal	

1383: 	Caster is blamed for crop failure in the next town he enters	

1384: 	Caster is blamed for the death of some forgotten relative	

1385: 	Caster is blasted to ashes	

1386: 	Caster is blind when exposed to direct sunlight	

1387: 	Caster is blind whenever he is at less than full hit points	

1388: 	Caster is blinded but gains clairvoyance of the area he is in	

1389: 	Caster is bound head to toe in coaxial cable	

1390: 	Caster is bulletpr00f, as he'll discover if he's ever shot	

1391: 	Caster is buried up to his waist in hot dogs	

1392: 	Caster is burned by a large magical explosion; loses 16 HP	

1393: 	Caster is burned by exposure to direct sunlight; 2d4 HPIround	

1394: 	Caster is burned by holy symb01s	

1395: 	Caster is burned by holy Water as if he were undead	

1396: 	Caster is certain he'll meet his fate within the next week	

1397: 	Caster is Cloned	

1398: 	Caster is completely immune to beneficial clerical magic	

1399: 	Caster is completely unable to save money	

1400: 	Caster is confident he'll resurrect instantly when he dies 	

1401: 	Caster is confident that his enemies trust and respect him	

1402: 	Caster is confident that his magic is better than anyone else's	

1403: 	Caster is constantly mistaken for someone else	

1404: 	Caster is constantly surrounded by a cloud of bees 	

1405: 	Caster is convinced he'll be dead by tomorrow morning	

1406: 	Caster is convinced he'll die in a cave or mine	

1407: 	Caster is convinced that 10 days have just passed	

1408: 	Caster is convinced that he invented magic	

1409: 	Caster is convinced that someone's lurking right behind him	

1410: 	Caster is covered in a sugary glaze like a doughnut	

1411: 	Caster is covered in ice cream and hot fudge	

1412: 	Caster is covered in ketchup, though he believes it's blood 	

1413: 	Caster is covered in scars as if he were once badly burned 	

1414: 	Caster is covered with butter every time he casts a spell 	

1415: 	Caster is covered with painful-100king bruises	

1416: 	Caster is covered with scales which fall off in 1d4 days 	

1417: 	Caster is deafened but gains clairaudience of the area he is in 	

1418: 	Caster is deeply embarrassed by the sound of his voice	

1419: 	Caster is deeply embarrassed whenever he casts a spell 	

1420: 	Caster is despised by all the members of a single species 	

1421: 	Caster is dispatched to a random plane, as spell	

1422: 	Caster is doused in whipped cream	

1423: 	Caster is drenched in pig's blood	

1424: 	Caster is driven insane, as Mindshatter spell	

1425: 	Caster is encased in a box made of bulletpr00f glass	

1426: 	Caster is ensnared by another caster's Monster Summoning 	

1427: 	Caster is entangled by rapidly growing grass or the like 	

1428: 	Caster is equally affected by every spell he casts on others 	

1429: 	Caster is Feebleminded as by spell and Enfeebled as by Ray 	

1430: 	Caster is Feebleminded when exposed to direct sunlight 	

1431: 	Caster is filled with straw, not blood or internal organs 	

1432: 	Caster is forever unable to teleport	

1433: 	Caster is granted one wish during each of the next 1d4 years	

1434: 	Caster is hallucinates wildly for 1d12 hours	

1435: 	Caster is haunted by ghastly visions of his own death	

1436: 	Caster is Healed (not resurrected) under next 2d6 Full Moons 	

1437: 	Caster is Healed the next time he suffers 10 HP of fire damage 	

1438: 	Caster is Held d6 rounds each time he speaks his name	

1439: 	Caster is Held for d10 rounds	

1440: 	Caster is Held until someone speaks his name	

1441: 	Caster is henceforth 50% likely to go berserk after eating 	

1442: 	Caster is henceforth 50% likely to vomit after eating 	

1443: 	Caster is henceforth 50% likely to weep after eating 	

1444: 	Caster is heroic; immune to fear and confusion	

1445: 	Caster is hit by 1 HD lightning b01t whenever he hears his name	

1446: 	Caster is h01ding a stick of dynamite with a burning fuse	

1447: 	Caster is h01ding a tray full of hors d'oeuvres	

1448: 	Caster is h01ding an enormous basket of turnips 	

1449: 	Caster is h01ding an ice cream sandwich in each hand 	

1450: 	Caster is immortal for the next 1d8 days	

1451: 	Caster is immortal, but has a fatal weakness (ie., cannot move) 	

1452: 	Caster is immune to all magical healing efforts for d4 days 	

1453: 	Caster is immune to all nonmagical snake venom	

1454: 	Caster is immune to bludgeoning attacks (mace, etc) for d4 days	

1455: 	Caster is immune to fire for d6 hours	

1456: 	Caster is immune to gaze attacks	

1457: 	Caster is immune to gaze attacks for d100 days	

1458: 	Caster is immune to lycanthropy	

1459: 	Caster is immune to magical scrying or detection	

1460: 	Caster is immune to natural extremes of weather when naked 	

1461: 	Caster is immune to next 10 01factory (gas) attacks against him 	

1462: 	Caster is immune to nonmagical disease for one year	

1463: 	Caster is immune to normal fire while chanting "icy- nicey"	

1464: 	Caster is immune to piercing attacks for 1d4 days 	

1465: 	Caster is immune to slashing attacks for 1d4 days 	

1466: 	Caster is immune to sonic attacks	

1467: 	Caster is implicated in a local property dispute	

1468: 	Caster is implicated in a tawdry scandal in a nearby town 	

1469: 	Caster is instantly liked by those with the same c010r of hair 	

1470: 	Caster is invisible except while he speaks	

1471: 	Caster is invisible from the back but visible from the front 	

1472: 	Caster is invisible from the front but visible from the back 	

1473: 	Caster is invisible in daylight but illuminated in darkness 	

1474: 	Caster is invisible to himself	

1475: 	Caster is invisible to the target	

1476: 	Caster is invisible to undead, who are also invisible to him 	

1477: 	Caster is invisible to vampires until he speaks or attacks 	

1478: 	Caster is invisible when naked and unencumbered	

1479: 	Caster is invisible when no one is 100king	

1480: 	Caster is invisible whenever he shoves his fist in his mouth	

1481: 	Caster is invisible while he speaks	

1482: 	Caster is invisible, intangible, and silenced for 10d6 rounds	

1483: 	Caster is invulnerable to all harm for 1d6-1 rounds 	

1484: 	Caster is invulnerable until he harms someone 	

1485: 	Caster is just out of sight and earshot of his allies 	

1486: 	Caster is killed and butchered like a deer	

1487: 	Caster is knocked unconscious and cannot be roused until dawn	

1488: 	Caster is lightly seasoned and coated in breadcrumbs 	

1489: 	Caster is mistaken for someone else wherever he goes 	

1490: 	Caster is morbidly fascinated with undead	

1491: 	Caster is naturally careful; never makes a Critical fumble 	

1492: 	Caster is neon pink for the intended spell's duration 	

1493: 	Caster is next in line for the throne	

1494: 	Caster is not affected by any First Level spells	

1495: 	Caster is not harmed by ingested poisons	

1496: 	Caster is nourished by grass instead of food for d10 days	

1497: 	Caster is now dressed in full f00tball padding 	

1498: 	Caster is now dressed like a hockey goalie 	

1499: 	Caster is now dressed like a h011ywood viking	

1500: 	Caster is obsessed with removing one of his vital organs	

1501: 	Caster is only able to hear that which he can see 	

1502: 	Caster is only able to hear when his eyes are closed 	

1503: 	Caster is only able to hear when his mouth is open	

1504: 	Caster is only able to open his mouth when his eyes are closed	

1505: 	Caster is only able to see in 2 dimensions; -4 ToHit 	

1506: 	Caster is only able to see when his eyes are closed 	

1507: 	Caster is painfully and messily disemboweled 	

1508: 	Caster is paralyzed by intense pain for 1d4 rounds 	

1509: 	Caster is perceived to be a bully	

1510: 	Caster is p01ymorphed into duplicate of the target 	

1511: 	Caster is pretty sure he can breathe underwater 	

1512: 	Caster is prone to ridiculous exaggeration	

1513: 	Caster is protected by Mordenkainen's Faithful Phantom Guardian	

1514: 	Caster is Protected from Self, as spell, for 10d10 days 	

1515: 	Caster is pummeled by hail for 1 turn, losing 4d4 hit points 	

1516: 	Caster is pursued by a Red Dragon but believes he is not 	

1517: 	Caster is pursued by bees as if he were their queen	

1518: 	Caster is pursued by flies and vultures as if he were carrion	

1519: 	Caster is pursued by groupies and wanna-bees	

1520: 	Caster is randomly teleported 10 miles (50% chance Up or Down) 	

1521: 	Caster is reduced to 1/2 strength when exposed to direct sunlight 	

1522: 	Caster is reduced to 1 Hit Point	

1523: 	Caster is reduced to Level One for 5 turns	

1524: 	Caster is refreshed as from a good night's sleep	

1525: 	Caster is reluctant to use magic for fear of Wild Surges 	

1526: 	Caster is rendered Timeless, as priest spell, for d10 days 	

1527: 	Caster is repulsed by holy symb01s	

1528: 	Caster is resurrected the next time he is slain (NO CON loss) 	

1529: 	Caster is roasted by a huge magical explosion; loses 32 HP 	

1530: 	Caster is rumored to have a terribly embarrassing disease 	

1531: 	Caster is scarred as though he was disassembled and rebuilt 	

1532: 	Caster is scorched by a tiny magical explosion; loses 2 HP 	

1533: 	Caster is sent to alternate Prime Material plane	

1534: 	Caster is singed by a medium magical explosion; loses 8 HP	

1535: 	Caster is standing atop a rickety ladder 	

1536: 	Caster is standing atop the nearest hill 	

1537: 	Caster is standing in a bucket of oatmea1	

1538: 	Caster is standing upon a rickety tower of orange crates	

1539: 	Caster is Stoneskinned	

1540: 	Caster is stricken mute in the presence of royalty	

1541: 	Caster is stunned by the true expanse of the universe 	

1542: 	Caster is stunned for 1d4 rounds each time he casts a spell 	

1543: 	Caster is stunned for d10 rounds	

1544: 	Caster is Stunned whenever he casts a spell	

1545: 	Caster is suddenly carrying a sophisticated laptop computer	

1546: 	Caster is suddenly h01ding his kidneys in his hands 	

1547: 	Caster is suddenly lying face-down on the ground 	

1548: 	Caster is suddenly sitting atop a lamppost	

1549: 	Caster is suddenly standing in a construction site toilet 	

1550: 	Caster is suddenly standing in the middle of a bonfire 	

1551: 	Caster is suddenly standing knee-deep in snow	

1552: 	Caster is suddenly standing on an island in a lake of magma	

1553: 	Caster is suddenly standing on his head	

1554: 	Caster is suddenly wearing a construction helmet	

1555: 	Caster is suddenly wearing a large diaper	

1556: 	Caster is suddenly wearing a suit of aluminum chainmail 	

1557: 	Caster is suddenly wearing a top-of-the-line kevlar helmet 	

1558: 	Caster is suddenly wearing all the clothes he owns	

1559: 	Caster is suddenly wearing nothing but a fishing net 	

1560: 	Caster is suddenly wearing nothing but fig leaves 	

1561: 	Caster is suddenly wearing two large oysters on his feet 	

1562: 	Caster is suffering from advanced hypothermia	

1563: 	Caster is suffering from severe stomach cramps	

1564: 	Caster is sure an artifact is buried around here somewhere 	

1565: 	Caster is surrounded by fireflies and can be seen at all times 	

1566: 	Caster is surrounded by ostriches	

1567: 	Caster is suspected in an assassination plot	

1568: 	Caster is suspended upside down in a water-filled glass box 	

1569: 	Caster is suspicious of any who light a fire in his presence 	

1570: 	Caster is tapped on the shoulder once every d10 rounds 	

1571: 	Caster is teleported anywhere, anytime, randomly	

1572: 	Caster is teleported into nearest h0110w but standing tree	

1573: 	Caster is teleported into nearest Monastery	

1574: 	Caster is teleported into the bathing p001 of the nearest nymph	

1575: 	Caster is teleported into the nearest cave 	

1576: 	Caster is teleported into the nearest keep 	

1577: 	Caster is teleported into the nearest prison 	

1578: 	Caster is teleported one mile straight up 	

1579: 	Caster is teleported onto his own shoulders	

1580: 	Caster is teleported onto the branches of the nearest tree	

1581: 	Caster is teleported onto the shoulders of target 	

1582: 	caster is teleported to the 3d6th layer of the Abyss 	

1583: 	caster is teleported to the bottom of the nearest well 	

1584: 	caster is teleported to the lair of the tarrasque	

1585: 	Caster is teleported to the nearest convent	

1586: 	Caster is teleported to the place from which he last teleported	

1587: 	Caster is teleported to within 10' of nearest Lich	

1588: 	Caster is terrified of becoming invisible	

1589: 	Caster is terrified of death and br00ds upon it constantly	

1590: 	Caster is terrified of getting his feet wet	

1591: 	Caster is thoroughly humiliated and demoralized	

1592: 	Caster is thought by local villagers to be a prophesized savior	

1593: 	Caster is thought by local villagers to be a vampire	

1594: 	Caster is thought to be a minor official in a major country 	

1595: 	caster is thought to be a prominent official in a major country 	

1596: 	caster is thought to be a successful merchant or guildmaster 	

1597: 	caster is thought to be some random dweeb from a far-off land 	

1598: 	caster is thought to be the ruler of an empire	

1599: 	Caster is thought to be the s01e ruler of a major country 	

1600: 	Caster is thought to be the s01e ruler of a minor country 	

1601: 	Caster is thought to be the s01e ruler of a spot on the map 	

1602: 	Caster is thought to be the s01e survivor of a royal family 	

1603: 	Caster is toasted by a small magical explosion; loses 4 HP 	

1604: 	Caster is transported to an Outer Plane for d10 rounds 	

1605: 	Caster is trapped in a stack of tires	

1606: 	Caster is unable to cast any spells tomorrow	

1607: 	Caster is unable to cast non-illusion spells for 24 hours 	

1608: 	Caster is unable to consume or digest s01id foods 	

1609: 	caster is unable to create Illusions for 24 hours	

1610: 	Caster is unable to hear his own voice	

1611: 	Caster is unable to perceive illusions for 1d12 hours 	

1612: 	caster is unable to read except while exposed to sunlight 	

1613: 	caster is unable to read while exposed to sunlight	

1614: 	Caster is unable to remain quiet where silence is required 	

1615: 	Caster is unable to speak except in a b00ming shout 	

1616: 	caster is unable to swallow food in the presence of others 	

1617: 	caster is unable to tell when he is lying	

1618: 	Caster is unaffected by gravity when his eyes are closed	

1619: 	Caster is unaffected by gravity when lying face down	

1620: 	Caster is unaffected by the next Abjuration cast against him 	

1621: 	Caster is unaffected by the next Alteration cast against him 	

1622: 	Caster is unaffected by the next Conjuration cast against him 	

1623: 	Caster is unaffected by the next Divination cast against him 	

1624: 	Caster is unaffected by the next Enchantment cast against him 	

1625: 	Caster is unaffected by the next Evocation cast against him 	

1626: 	Caster is unaffected by the next Illusion cast against him 	

1627: 	Caster is unaffected by the next Necromancy cast against him	

1628: 	Caster is unharmed by next 1d20 hit points of damage he suffers	

1629: 	Caster is visible to infravision like a lighthouse beacon	

1630: 	Caster is vulnerable to rust monsters like metal 	

1631: 	Caster is wearing an 01d deep-sea diving suit 	

1632: 	Caster is wearing ballet slippers	

1633: 	Caster is wearing carbon steel handcuffs	

1634: 	Caster is wearing red suspenders (to keep his pants up) 	

1635: 	Caster is wh011y unwilling to compromise in matters of food 	

1636: 	Caster is wracked with guilt whenever he casts a spell	

1637: 	Caster is wrapped head to toe in a coil of chain 	

1638: 	Caster is wrapped in a coc00n like a caterpillar 	

1639: 	Caster isn't entirely sure that he exists	

1640: 	Caster jumps up and down whenever he casts a spell	

1641: 	Caster keeps mushrooms and fungus as pets	

1642: 	Caster kicks like a mule whenever he hears his name	

1643: 	Caster knows the complete Pittsburgh bus schedule for	

1644: 	1401 Caster knows the first name of everyone now within 100 yards 	

1645: 	Caster knows the meaning of life briefly, then forgets it	

1646: 	Caster knows the meaning of life but can't articulate it 	

1647: 	Caster knows the meaning of life but doesn't believe it 	

1648: 	Caster lashes out at nearby ally and attacks until subdued 	

1649: 	Caster laughs disconcertingly when he is injured	

1650: 	Caster laughs like a hyena at the sight of blood	

1651: 	Caster laughs like a madman in the presence of royalty 	

1652: 	Caster laughs like a madman whenever he casts a spell 	

1653: 	Caster leaps 90' straight up and lands without harm 	

1654: 	Caster learns 1d3 languages during the next 2 months 	

1655: 	Caster learns a language which does not otherwise exist	

1656: 	Caster learns that a now-dead relative committed awful crimes	

1657: 	Caster learns that he was adopted	

1658: 	Caster leaves f00tprints on any nonmagical surface	

1659: 	Caster leaves no f00tprints for d8 weeks	

1660: 	Caster leaves strange, disquieting odors in his wake	

1661: 	Caster leaves wet f00tprints wherever he goes	

1662: 	Caster left a fire in his fireplace; house is now ablaze	

1663: 	Caster levitates 1' above ground, retains normal Movement Rate	

1664: 	Caster levitates slightly when he casts a spell 	

1665: 	Caster levitates slightly when he sleeps 	

1666: 	Caster likes to reminisce with undead	

1667: 	Caster likes to speak as though he's giving prophecy	

1668: 	Caster likes to tell bawdy jokes in the presence of royalty 	

1669: 	Caster likes to wear dark clothes and pretend he's a vampire 	

1670: 	Caster looks and sounds different to each creature viewing him 	

1671: 	Caster looks drastically different to everyone but himself 	

1672: 	Caster looks like a badly decayed corpse while he's asleep 	

1673: 	Caster looks like a cute little forest animal while asleep	

1674: 	Caster looks like a murder victim while he's asleep	

1675: 	Caster looks like a stereotypica11950's H011ywood Martian 	

1676: 	Caster looks like an Impressionist painting while asleep 	

1677: 	Caster looks more and more like a burned-out hippie	

1678: 	Caster looks sickly and emaciated but is not	

1679: 	Caster loses 1 HPIround until dying as on Negative Material 	

1680: 	Caster loses 1 LevelIHit Die per day until becoming Juju zombie 	

1681: 	Caster loses 1d4 additional hit points from all fire damage	

1682: 	Caster loses 1d4 fewer hit points from all fire damage	

1683: 	Caster loses 1d6 hit points whenever he says a pun	

1684: 	Caster loses 2d4 Experience Levels (and appropriate abilities) 	

1685: 	Caster loses a piece of clothing each time he casts a spell 	

1686: 	Caster loses a t00th during each of the next 4d8 nights	

1687: 	Caster loses a t00th each time he tells a lie	

1688: 	Caster loses access to a sch001 of magic till he rises a level 	

1689: 	Caster loses access to ALL knowledge held in his mind 	

1690: 	Caster loses access to one sch001 of magic	

1691: 	Caster loses all proficiency in all weapons	

1692: 	Caster loses all sense of the passage of space	

1693: 	Caster loses all sense of the passage of time	

1694: 	Caster loses consciousness; can't find it again for d10 hours	

1695: 	Caster loses d4 HP whenever he tries to cast a spell 	

1696: 	Caster loses hair and all facial features, but retains senses 	

1697: 	Caster loses his mind; can't find it again for d20 rounds 	

1698: 	Caster loses his spellb00k; can't find it again for d4 days 	

1699: 	Caster loses one hit point each time he tells a lie	

1700: 	Caster loses one hit point per level of each spell he casts	

1701: 	Caster loses spellcasting ability for d10 years	

1702: 	Caster loses spellcasting ability for d6 days	

1703: 	Caster loses stereophonic hearing: -1 penalty on Surprise rolls 	

1704: 	Caster loses the ability to ReadIWrite a random language 	

1705: 	Caster loses the sense of smell	

1706: 	Caster loses the sense of taste	

1707: 	Caster loses the sense of touch	

1708: 	Caster loves to tell preposterous stories of his youth 	

1709: 	Caster makes a spirited attempt to swallow his own head 	

1710: 	Caster makes enemies easily; -2 to all reaction rolls	

1711: 	Caster may call down one 3HD lightning b01t per day; no saves 	

1712: 	Caster may Command one being; cannot refuse, obeys as is able 	

1713: 	Caster may Teleport without Error twice	

1714: 	Caster melts over next d6 rounds unless Remove Curse is cast 	

1715: 	Caster metamorphoses into a Bodak over next d6 months 	

1716: 	Caster mimics the facial features of each person he touches 	

1717: 	Caster mistakenly Gated by a random Outer Plane being 	

1718: 	Caster mistakenly Gates a random Outer Planes being	

1719: 	Caster mistakenly Gates himself to a random Outer Plane 	

1720: 	Caster moves as though balancing a serving tray on his head 	

1721: 	Caster moves as though he is underwater	

1722: 	Caster moves as though standing knee-deep in water	

1723: 	Caster moves d10 rounds into future; loses intervening rounds 	

1724: 	Caster must check CON every morning or fall asleep again 	

1725: 	Caster must eat 2x the normal amount of food to be nourished 	

1726: 	Caster must graze like a cow for food	

1727: 	Caster must roll a STR check: if successful, he gains 1d4 sTR 	

1728: 	Caster must roll for System Shock for each wound or pass out 	

1729: 	Caster must Save or spell strikes target	

1730: 	Caster must Save vs Death AND Spell or become a Lich 	

1731: 	Caster must Save vs Death Magic or be disintegrated 	

1732: 	Caster must Save vs Death Magic or turn into a snowman 	

1733: 	Caster must Save vs Death or implode and perish	

1734: 	Caster must Save vs Death or turn inside out and die instantly	

1735: 	Caster must Save vs Disintegration or be disintegrated 	

1736: 	Caster must say "Klaatu verada nikto" to open his spellb00k 	

1737: 	Caster must say a rhymed couplet whenever he casts a spell 	

1738: 	Caster never misplaces his possessions	

1739: 	Caster never needs to bathe	

1740: 	Caster never needs to bathe to remain clean	

1741: 	Caster no longer feels hunger and must be reminded to eat	

1742: 	Caster no longer has any concept of personal space 	

1743: 	Caster no longer has to move his mouth in order to speak 	

1744: 	Caster no longer throws a shadow	

1745: 	Caster now has tusks like a walrus	

1746: 	Caster omniscient for 1round, then forgets it all	

1747: 	Caster only needs to eat once per week	

1748: 	Caster or random female ally becomes as beautiful as a nymph 	

1749: 	Caster or random male ally becomes as beautiful as a nymph 	

1750: 	Caster owns a widescreen c010r television	

1751: 	Caster owns two long-range, s01ar -powered walkie-talkies	

1752: 	Caster panics at the sight of his own blood	

1753: 	Caster perceives a hideous monster to be standing behind him 	

1754: 	Caster perceives everyone nearby to be affected by Mirror image 	

1755: 	Caster perceives everyone to be facing 180° fromItoward him	

1756: 	Caster perceives hidden demonic meaning in everyday events 	

1757: 	Caster perceives himself to be standing behind an evil monster 	

1758: 	Caster perceives himself to be standing behind himself	

1759: 	Caster perceives just about everything to be an ill omen 	

1760: 	Caster perceives maggots to be writhing within his flesh 	

1761: 	Caster perceives sculptures to portray only horrifying images 	

1762: 	Caster perceives those around him to be naked	

1763: 	Caster permanently affected as by Nahal's Nonsensical Nullifier 	

1764: 	Caster permanently forgets one spell now in his spellb00k 	

1765: 	Caster permanently gains +1 to DEX	

1766: 	Caster permanently loses 10 pounds	

1767: 	Caster p01ymorphed into an orangutan	

1768: 	Caster p01ymorphs into a duplicate of the next ally he touches	

1769: 	Caster p01ymorphs into a frog (retains attributes)	

1770: 	Caster p01ymorphs into a frog-sized human (retains attributes) 	

1771: 	Caster p01ymorphs into a human-sized frog (retains attributes) 	

1772: 	Caster p01ymorphs into a physical duplicate of his worst enemy 	

1773: 	Caster p01ymorphs randomly each time he is exposed to sunlight 	

1774: 	Caster p01ymorphs randomly every d4 hours	

1775: 	Caster p01ymorphs randomly, permanently; Wishes have no effect	

1776: 	Caster Possesses target for d10 rounds	

1777: 	Caster professes intense jealousy of an imaginary sibling 	

1778: 	Caster punches himself in the jaw: 50% to knock himself out 	

1779: 	Caster punches the person standing nearest to him	

1780: 	Caster quacks like a duck when he's angry	

1781: 	Caster questions himself before using magic: +4 to Casting Time 	

1782: 	Caster radiates antilife; drains 1 HPIround from all within 10' 	

1783: 	Caster raises a d10 yard radius hemisphere of stone from ground 	

1784: 	Caster randomly teleported 1 mile (N,S,E,W,NE,SE,SW,NW) 	

1785: 	Caster reacts to criticism with hysterical sobbing	

1786: 	Caster realizes he carries a small but powerful magic item	

1787: 	Caster realizes he has a knife stuck in his thigh	

1788: 	Caster realizes he hasn't slept in three weeks	

1789: 	Caster realizes he was assembled out of dismembered corpses 	

1790: 	Caster realizes he was formed by a Mirror of Opposition 	

1791: 	Caster realizes he's carrying a lich's phylactery	

1792: 	Caster realizes he's never worn clothing in his life	

1793: 	Caster realizes that he only memorized Read Magic today 	

1794: 	Caster realizes that the universe was born in a huge explosion 	

1795: 	Caster realizes that the universe was hatched from a giant egg 	

1796: 	Caster receives Shocking Grasp from next PC he touches 	

1797: 	Caster receives static shocks every time he touches metal 	

1798: 	Caster recites the contents of his spellb00k while asleep 	

1799: 	Caster recoils from holy symb01s as if he were undead	

1800: 	Caster recovers an additional 2 hit points each day	

1801: 	Caster reeks of ammonia whenever he casts a spell	

1802: 	Caster refuses to accept that he's ever triggered a Wild Surge 	

1803: 	Caster refuses to admit that anything occurred before his birth 	

1804: 	Caster refuses to drink healing potions	

1805: 	Caster refuses to eat meat which he did not kill himself	

1806: 	Caster refuses to talk for 1d10+10 rounds after casting a spell	

1807: 	Caster regains all spells he cast within last 24 hours	

1808: 	Caster regards any missed attack as a personal failure 	

1809: 	Caster regenerates 1 HPIround for the next 20+d20 rounds 	

1810: 	Caster regenerates 1 HPIturn, but regenerates as troll flesh 	

1811: 	Caster regenerates fire and/or acid damage, 1 HP per hour 	

1812: 	Caster remembers the name of everyone he meets	

1813: 	Caster renounces magic until he's next affected by a spell 	

1814: 	Caster repeats the same sentence over and over; no spellcasting 	

1815: 	Caster rises on a c01umn of stone 10' into the air	

1816: 	Caster roars like a lion after particularly good meals	

1817: 	Caster roars like a lion when angered	

1818: 	Caster runs amok	

1819: 	Caster runs in his sleep	

1820: 	Caster Saves vs Death or becomes flesh-hued 00ze	

1821: 	Caster Saves vs Death or skull shrinks by half, causing death 	

1822: 	Caster Saves vs Magic or becomes a duplicate of the target 	

1823: 	Caster Saves vs Petrify or petrifies on seeing his reflection 	

1824: 	Caster Saves vs Petrify or turns to air	

1825: 	Caster Saves vs Petrify or turns to clay	

1826: 	Caster Saves vs Petrify or turns to lifeless diamond	

1827: 	Caster Saves vs Petrify or turns to mithral	

1828: 	Caster Saves vs Petrify or turns to mud	

1829: 	Caster Saves vs Petrify or turns to non-sentient platinum	

1830: 	Caster Saves vs Petrify or turns to sentient gold	

1831: 	Caster Saves vs Petrify or turns to steel	

1832: 	Caster Saves vs Petrify or turns to stone and crumbles	

1833: 	Caster Saves vs Petrify or turns to water	

1834: 	Caster Saves vs Petrify or turns to wood	

1835: 	Caster says "Tah-dah!" after each spell he casts	

1836: 	Caster sealed in a bubble which air cannot penetrate	

1837: 	Caster seeks his long lost twin sibling (who might not exist) 	

1838: 	Caster seems to bleed from his eyes when exposed to sunlight 	

1839: 	Caster seems to double in weight each round in direct sunlight 	

1840: 	Caster seems to speak in the voice of each who hears him 	

1841: 	Caster seems untrustworthy; suffers -3 on Reaction rolls 	

1842: 	Caster seems vaguely familiar to everyone who meets him 	

1843: 	Caster seems very trustworthy; receives +3 on Reaction rolls 	

1844: 	Caster sees all others to be affected by Nonsensical Nullifier 	

1845: 	Caster sees everything in heavy sepia tints	

1846: 	Caster sees in the Ethereal Plane but cannot see in the Prime 	

1847: 	Caster sees omens of the pending apocalypse in everyday events 	

1848: 	Caster sees perfectly in the dark but is blind in the light	

1849: 	Caster sees strange figures out of the corner of his eye	

1850: 	Caster sees the plane of primal magic; check WIS or go nuts 	

1851: 	Caster shatters into 5d10 tiny duplicates of himself for 1 turn 	

1852: 	Caster shatters into countless little cubes; reforms in 1 turn 	

1853: 	Caster sheds his skin like a snake every d6 days	

1854: 	Caster sheds tears every time he casts a spell	

1855: 	Caster shines like a lighthouse beacon when he is asleep 	

1856: 	Caster shines like the sun when hiding in shadows 	

1857: 	Caster shouts profanity in the presence of royalty	

1858: 	Caster shows all signs of having been struck by lightning	

1859: 	Caster shows no reflection in mirrors	

1860: 	Caster shrinks 1/2 inch each day	

1861: 	Caster shrinks by 1/2 each turn while exposed to direct sunlight	

1862: 	Caster shrinks by 10%	

1863: 	Caster shrinks by 10% for every 10% of his hit points he loses	

1864: 	Caster shrinks to 1I10 his height while invisible	

1865: 	Caster shunted to Border Ethereal; doppleganger takes his place	

1866: 	Caster sinks into depression whenever he casts a spell	

1867: 	Caster sinks into ground up to his knees	

1868: 	Caster sinks into the ground up to his ankles for d6 rounds 	

1869: 	Caster sinks into the ground up to his chest for d6 rounds 	

1870: 	Caster sinks into the ground up to his neck for d6 rounds 	

1871: 	Caster sinks into the ground up to his waist for d6 rounds 	

1872: 	Caster sinks like a stone in water when naked	

1873: 	Caster skips every other round for next 1+1d20 rounds 	

1874: 	caster smells like a badly decayed corpse while he's asleep 	

1875: 	caster smells like a skunk for 1d10 rounds after bathing 	

1876: 	caster smells like brimstone for the spell's duration	

1877: 	Caster smells like goat cheese but without the subtlety	

1878: 	Caster smells of roses and lavender while he sleeps	

1879: 	Caster smells strongly of blood in the presence of vampires	

1880: 	Caster smells strongly of catnip	

1881: 	Caster smells strongly of garlic in the presence of vampires	

1882: 	Caster smiles at oddly inappropriate times	

1883: 	Caster sneezes when trying to cast spells; +3 to casting times	

1884: 	Caster sneezes whenever he hears his name	

1885: 	Caster s00n has an opportunity to save a god's life	

1886: 	Caster speaks an unknown tongue for 1 turn after casting spells 	

1887: 	Caster speaks gibberish but believes he is speaking Common 	

1888: 	Caster speaks in a b00ming voice when he tries to whisper 	

1889: 	Caster speaks in a whisper whenever he tells a lie	

1890: 	Caster speaks in rhyme; spellcasting impossible	

1891: 	Caster speaks in three-part harmony for d8 turns	

1892: 	Caster speaks shocking blasphemies in the presence of clergy 	

1893: 	Caster speaks through his ears and hears through his mouth 	

1894: 	Caster spends 1d10 rounds ridiculing his best friend	

1895: 	Caster spends 24 hours in hell: gains a level when he returns 	

1896: 	Caster spins a coc00n & emerges fully healed after 1 week 	

1897: 	Caster spins like a top for d6 rounds; DEX check or fall over 	

1898: 	Caster sprouts a new nose in the center of his forehead	

1899: 	Caster sprouts a new nose right next to his original one	

1900: 	Caster sprouts a tail like a monkey 	

1901: 	Caster sprouts a tail like a rabbit 	

1902: 	Caster sprouts a tail like a stegosaurus	

1903: 	Caster sprouts an ugly face on the back of his head	

1904: 	Caster sprouts another arm from his sternum	

1905: 	Caster sprouts butterfly wings (Fl 6, MC C); remain for d6 days	

1906: 	Caster sprouts dear antlers 1664 Caster sprouts elephant ears 	

1907: 	Caster sprouts feathers 	

1908: 	Caster sprouts giraffe horns	

1909: 	Caster sprouts one wing from his shoulder blade	

1910: 	Caster sprouts rabbit ears	

1911: 	Caster squeaks like a mouse when he is frightened	

1912: 	Caster stares vacantly into space for 1d4 rounds	

1913: 	Caster sticks his fingers in his ears and can't remove them 	

1914: 	Caster stinks like a tomb when exposed to direct sunlight 	

1915: 	Caster stinks of rotting fish in the presence of royalty 	

1916: 	Caster strikes his thumb whenever he uses a hammer	

1917: 	Caster struck as by Magic Missile each time he hears his name 	

1918: 	Caster stutters through time, existing only every other round 	

1919: 	Caster sucks his thumb like an infant for 1d4 turns	

1920: 	Caster suddenly doesn't believe in magic	

1921: 	Caster suddenly finds himself inside a 55-gallon steel drum 	

1922: 	Caster suddenly finds himself standing within an ig100 	

1923: 	Caster suddenly gains 50 pounds of baby fat	

1924: 	Caster suffers Blindness	

1925: 	Caster suffers delusions of grandeur when he casts spells 	

1926: 	Caster suffers financial ruin over the next few months 	

1927: 	Caster suffers full effect of the intended spell: no Save	

1928: 	Caster suffers great embarrassment whenever he casts a spell 	

1929: 	Caster suffers illusionary wounds identical to those he causes 	

1930: 	Caster suffers insomnia; can't sleep next 5d4 days	

1931: 	Caster suffers no damage from one attack each round	

1932: 	Caster suffers normal damage from illusions for next 24 hours 	

1933: 	Caster suffers reverse of magical healing efforts for 1d4 days 	

1934: 	Caster suffers reversed effect of the intended spell: no Save 	

1935: 	Caster suffers withdrawal unless he eats mud each day	

1936: 	Caster Summons 1d20 kob01ds, who attack randomly	

1937: 	Caster Summons Self (see spell listing)	

1938: 	Caster suspects some great entity is hiding nearby 	

1939: 	Caster suspects that he's not who everyone says he is 	

1940: 	Caster suspects that his allies don't really trust him 	

1941: 	Caster swaps personae with each being he touches	

1942: 	Caster swaps personae with the next sentient weapon he touches	

1943: 	Caster sweats acid, destroying clothes but not harming him	

1944: 	Caster sweats profusely in the presence of royalty	

1945: 	Caster takes damage one round after it occurs	

1946: 	Caster takes illusory damage next 2d10 rounds; doesn't know it 	

1947: 	Caster takes normal damage from illusions for next 	

1948: 	rounds l706 Caster teleports 1 mile; stone replica appears in his place	

1949: 	Caster teleports 1 yard to the left whenever he casts a spell 	

1950: 	Caster teleports randomly whenever he hears or speaks his name 	

1951: 	Caster teleports to nearest dragon's horde for 1d8 rounds	

1952: 	Caster teleports to the place he slept the previous night 	

1953: 	Caster teleports to the place of his birth, returns in d4 days 	

1954: 	Caster tells outrageous lies in the presence of royalty 	

1955: 	Caster tends to giggle at inappropriate times	

1956: 	Caster thinks a big bad w01f wants to blow his house down	

1957: 	Caster thinks all allies are extensions of himself	

1958: 	Caster thinks all around him are children	

1959: 	Caster thinks all bath water is really strong acid 	

1960: 	Caster thinks all his enemies are telepathically linked 	

1961: 	Caster thinks all of his allies are doppelgangers 	

1962: 	Caster thinks an earthquake is going on	

1963: 	Caster thinks any Illusions he casts are real for next 24 hours	

1964: 	Caster thinks any injuries he has are illusions	

1965: 	Caster thinks cockroaches are burrowing through his flesh	

1966: 	Caster thinks demons hound him at every turn	

1967: 	Caster thinks dragons are allies who've been p01ymorphed	

1968: 	Caster thinks Ethereal monsters are all around him	

1969: 	Caster thinks every question he is asked is a riddle	

1970: 	Caster thinks every town he enters is the town of his birth	

1971: 	Caster thinks every weapon he wields is intelligent 	

1972: 	Caster thinks everyone around him is dreaming 	

1973: 	Caster thinks everyone around him is omniscient 	

1974: 	Caster thinks everyone else is insane	

1975: 	Caster thinks everyone he meets looks vaguely familiar	

1976: 	Caster thinks everyone in the world knows his secrets	

1977: 	Caster thinks everyone is trustworthy until proven otherwise	

1978: 	Caster thinks everyone thinks he's an impostor	

1979: 	Caster thinks everyone who speaks Common is speaking gibberish	

1980: 	Caster thinks everyone who speaks to him has his voice	

1981: 	Caster thinks everyone's name is the same as his	

1982: 	Caster thinks everything he does is part of a holy quest	

1983: 	Caster thinks everything is invisible when he closes his eyes 	

1984: 	Caster thinks foes in immediate area are extensions of himself 	

1985: 	Caster thinks hair is evil and must be shorn from his body 	

1986: 	Caster thinks he ages a year (decade?) each day	

1987: 	Caster thinks he can beat his addiction to air	

1988: 	Caster thinks he can cause death with a touch	

1989: 	Caster thinks he can change his skin c010r like a chameleon	

1990: 	Caster thinks he can command undead	

1991: 	Caster thinks he can communicate with inanimate objects at will	

1992: 	Caster thinks he can contr01 others by chanting "blinky"	

1993: 	Caster thinks he can interpret dreams as omens	

1994: 	Caster thinks he can snuff campfires with his bare hands	

1995: 	Caster thinks he can unscrew his head at the neck 	

1996: 	Caster thinks he did something dreadful last night 	

1997: 	Caster thinks he exists only in the dreams of others 	

1998: 	Caster thinks he founded the nearest town	

1999: 	Caster thinks he had a deeply mystical experience as a child 	

2000: 	Caster thinks he has an evil twin who's plotting his death 	

2001: 	Caster thinks he has been Geased by a high-level cleric 	

2002: 	Caster thinks he has been poisoned	

2003: 	Caster thinks he has been p01ymorphed	

2004: 	Caster thinks he has been Summoned here by powerful magic	

2005: 	Caster thinks he has far t00 much blood in his body	

2006: 	Caster thinks he has forgotten something but actually has not	

2007: 	Caster thinks he has journeyed here from the distant future 	

2008: 	Caster thinks he has just returned from 24 hours spent in hell 	

2009: 	Caster thinks he has just returned from a pilgrimage	

2010: 	Caster thinks he has just spoken with his deity	

2011: 	Caster thinks he has only a limited amount of magic left	

2012: 	Caster thinks he has only twenty minutes to live	

2013: 	Caster thinks he has recently committed a horrible crime	

2014: 	Caster thinks he has recently offended some god of Death	

2015: 	Caster thinks he has remembered something but actually has not	

2016: 	Caster thinks he has shrunken to half his height	

2017: 	Caster thinks he has the gift of prophecy	

2018: 	Caster thinks he invented magic	

2019: 	Caster thinks he is a clone of someone else	

2020: 	Caster thinks he is a deity	

2021: 	Caster thinks he is a deity when in the presence of royalty	

2022: 	Caster thinks he is a demon in mortal form 	

2023: 	caster thinks he is a demon possessing himself 	

2024: 	Caster thinks he is a doppleganger	

2025: 	Caster thinks he is a dragon who's forgotten how to p01ymorph	

2026: 	Caster thinks he is a false personality 	

2027: 	Caster thinks he is a fire elemental 	

2028: 	Caster thinks he is a flesh g01em	

2029: 	Caster thinks he is a flesh-eating ghoul	

2030: 	Caster thinks he is a reformed c01d-blooded killer	

2031: 	Caster thinks he is a water elemental	

2032: 	Caster thinks he is able to heal with a touch	

2033: 	Caster thinks he is affected by Mirror Image but is not	

2034: 	Caster thinks he is affected by the spell Haste 	

2035: 	Caster thinks he is affected by the spell Slow 	

2036: 	Caster thinks he is after Them (whoever They are) 	

2037: 	Caster thinks he is an avatar of a minor deity 	

2038: 	caster thinks he is an elementary sch001 teacher	

2039: 	Caster thinks he is an emperor with in the presence of royalty	

2040: 	Caster thinks he is an illithid	

2041: 	Caster thinks he is an illusion	

2042: 	Caster thinks he is an image from his own subconscious	

2043: 	Caster thinks he is an iron g01em	

2044: 	Caster thinks he is as beautiful as a nymph 	

2045: 	Caster thinks he is as beautiful as a nymph 	

2046: 	Caster thinks he is at death's d00r	

2047: 	Caster thinks he is being tested by his deity 	

2048: 	Caster thinks he is bleeding at a tremendous rate 	

2049: 	Caster thinks he is blessed with eternal youth 	

2050: 	Caster thinks he is bound by a demonic pact 	

2051: 	Caster thinks he is controlled by someone	

2052: 	Caster thinks he is covered with ants	

2053: 	Caster thinks he is currently living in a past life	

2054: 	Caster thinks he is dead	

2055: 	Caster thinks he is deeply in love with one of his allies	

2056: 	Caster thinks he is destined to be king	

2057: 	Caster thinks he is dreaming while exposed to direct sunlight	

2058: 	Caster thinks he is drowning	

2059: 	Caster thinks he is fated to be slain by his own son 	

2060: 	Caster thinks he is his astral form, pushed from his body 	

2061: 	Caster thinks he is hunted by religious zealots	

2062: 	Caster thinks he is immortal	

2063: 	Caster thinks he is immune to fire 	

2064: 	Caster thinks he is in two places at once l823 Caster thinks he is insane	

2065: 	Caster thinks he is insane but is not	

2066: 	Caster thinks he is invincible when exposed to direct sunlight	

2067: 	Caster thinks he is invisible, despite what anyone says	

2068: 	Caster thinks he is laboring under some horrible curse	

2069: 	Caster thinks he is literally the center of the universe 	

2070: 	Caster thinks he is married (or single, if he's married) 	

2071: 	Caster thinks he is naked while in the presence of royalty 	

2072: 	Caster thinks he is next in line for the nearest throne 	

2073: 	Caster thinks he is not truly himself	

2074: 	Caster thinks he is omniscient	

2075: 	Caster thinks he is on a quest to find his real parents	

2076: 	Caster thinks he is phenomenally important to the universe	

2077: 	Caster thinks he is possessed by a demon	

2078: 	Caster thinks he is pursued by a Red Dragon but is not	

2079: 	Caster thinks he is sleepwalking	

2080: 	Caster thinks he is standing three feet to his right 	

2081: 	Caster thinks he is the offspring of a Divine Birth 	

2082: 	Caster thinks he is the rightful ruler of this kingdom	

2083: 	Caster thinks he is the target of an elaborate conspiracy	

2084: 	Caster thinks he is two separate people (1 LawfulI1 good, etc)	

2085: 	Caster thinks he is undead	

2086: 	Caster thinks he is under a Geas but doesn't know why	

2087: 	Caster thinks he is untrustworthy	

2088: 	Caster thinks he is very charming to those of opposite sex	

2089: 	Caster thinks he just committed a major faux pas	

2090: 	Caster thinks he just forgot the meaning of life	

2091: 	Caster thinks he knows an ancient and forgotten language	

2092: 	Caster thinks he knows how to swallow swords	

2093: 	Caster thinks he knows the first name of everyone he meets	

2094: 	Caster thinks he knows the Fly spell	

2095: 	Caster thinks he knows where to find the Fountain of Youth	

2096: 	Caster thinks he may Teleport at will but is incorrect	

2097: 	Caster thinks he must avenge the death of an imagined sibling	

2098: 	Caster thinks he owes a favor to some random demon 	

2099: 	caster thinks he owns and rules the surrounding property 	

2100: 	caster thinks he plays a pivotal roll in the fate of the world 	

2101: 	Caster thinks he really works in an office 9 to 5 each day	

2102: 	Caster thinks he receives his spells from some deity or another 	

2103: 	Caster thinks he recently murdered someone and is on the run 	

2104: 	Caster thinks he regenerates like a troll	

2105: 	Caster thinks he smells terrible	

2106: 	Caster thinks he st01e his spellb00k from a vengeful archmage	

2107: 	Caster thinks he used to be immortal	

2108: 	Caster thinks he was abducted by mysterious gray beings	

2109: 	Caster thinks he was omnipotent in a past life	

2110: 	Caster thinks he was recently murdered	

2111: 	Caster thinks he was recently tortured but can't recall when	

2112: 	Caster thinks he was Siamese twins in a past life 	

2113: 	Caster thinks he was slain by the target in a past life 	

2114: 	Caster thinks he was the target in a past life	

2115: 	Caster thinks he went back in time to kill his grandfather 	

2116: 	Caster thinks he will automatically resurrect when he is slain 	

2117: 	Caster thinks he will be deified after his death	

2118: 	Caster thinks he will die unless he burns his spellb00k	

2119: 	Caster thinks he will die with the next spell he casts	

2120: 	Caster thinks he will die with the next Wild Surge he causes	

2121: 	Caster thinks he will explode if jostled t00 harshly	

2122: 	Caster thinks he will turn to a w01f under the next full Moon 	

2123: 	Caster thinks he'll become a god if he completes a great quest 	

2124: 	Caster thinks he'll die unless he shaves off all his hair	

2125: 	Caster thinks he'll fall dead at sunset	

2126: 	Caster thinks he's a balloon and will pop if stabbed or cut	

2127: 	Caster thinks he's a bard	

2128: 	Caster thinks he's a skeleton trapped in a suit of flesh	

2129: 	Caster thinks he's an escaped slave	

2130: 	Caster thinks he's an intelligent horse	

2131: 	Caster thinks he's been alive for millennia	

2132: 	Caster thinks he's being attacked by an invisible octopus 	

2133: 	Caster thinks he's descended from Earth Elementals 	

2134: 	Caster thinks he's destined to bring about the apocalypse 	

2135: 	Caster thinks he's foreseen his death in the near future 	

2136: 	Caster thinks he's going to do something dreadful tonight 	

2137: 	Caster thinks he's ingested a potent toxin	

2138: 	Caster thinks he's invisible if he has an egg in his mouth 	

2139: 	Caster thinks he's journeyed here from the far future 	

2140: 	Caster thinks he's literally the center of the universe 	

2141: 	Caster thinks he's made of snow and in danger of melting	

2142: 	Caster thinks he's more charming with his finger in his nose	

2143: 	Caster thinks he's not living up to his potential	

2144: 	Caster thinks he's owed some kind of divine birthright	

2145: 	Caster thinks he's posing for a sculpture of him	

2146: 	Caster thinks he's pregnant	

2147: 	Caster thinks he's standing in the middle of a raging river	

2148: 	Caster thinks he's standing on a precipice	

2149: 	Caster thinks he's standing on a tall, narrow pedestal 	

2150: 	Caster thinks he's superior and demands to be treated so 	

2151: 	Caster thinks he's surrounded by vermin	

2152: 	Caster thinks he's turning into a w01f	

2153: 	Caster thinks he's wearing a wig	

2154: 	Caster thinks he's wrongly imprisoned in his body	

2155: 	Caster thinks he'll be immortal again later	

2156: 	Caster thinks he's the only one in the world who can use magic	

2157: 	Caster thinks his allies are dead	

2158: 	Caster thinks his allies are dragons in humanoid form 	

2159: 	Caster thinks his allies are hiding his spellb00k 	

2160: 	Caster thinks his allies are mocking him	

2161: 	Caster thinks his allies are p01ymorphed orcs or goblins	

2162: 	Caster thinks his allies are sleepwalking	

2163: 	Caster thinks his allies are undead	

2164: 	Caster thinks his allies can resurrect him if he's slain 	

2165: 	Caster thinks his allies cannot see him, whatever they say 	

2166: 	Caster thinks his allies distrust his use of magic	

2167: 	Caster thinks his allies don't take him seriously	

2168: 	Caster thinks his allies fear him	

2169: 	Caster thinks his allies revere him as a god	

2170: 	Caster thinks his allies should revere him as a god	

2171: 	Caster thinks his allies suspect him of being undead	

2172: 	Caster thinks his allies suspect him of plotting against them 	

2173: 	Caster thinks his allies think he plans to use them as undead 	

2174: 	Caster thinks his allies think he's crazy	

2175: 	Caster thinks his allies think he's dead	

2176: 	Caster thinks his allies will kill him if he casts a spell	

2177: 	Caster thinks his allies will kill him unless he casts a spell 	

2178: 	Caster thinks his birth was prophesized by an obscure religion 	

2179: 	Caster thinks his brain is at home in a jar on a shelf	

2180: 	Caster thinks his brain is leaking out his nose	

2181: 	Caster thinks his clothing is alive and is out to get him 	

2182: 	Caster thinks his deity has t01d him not to bother anymore 	

2183: 	Caster thinks his destiny is to leap into a v01cano	

2184: 	Caster thinks his enemies are all immortal	

2185: 	Caster thinks his enemies are also his allies	

2186: 	Caster thinks his enemies' attacks are good-natured joking	

2187: 	Caster thinks his friends are after his money 	

2188: 	Caster thinks his hands are twice their actual size 	

2189: 	Caster thinks his left hand is dreadfully evil	

2190: 	Caster thinks his life until now has just been a dream	

2191: 	Caster thinks his mouth can store things like a bag of h01ding	

2192: 	Caster thinks his name can cause undead to fear him	

2193: 	Caster thinks his name is a Power Word and is afraid to say it	

2194: 	Caster thinks his name is a Power Word and says it often	

2195: 	Caster thinks his name is Lord (Lady) So-and-So the magnificent	

2196: 	Caster thinks his name is the True Name of a demon	

2197: 	Caster thinks his nose is running like a faucet 	

2198: 	Caster thinks his principal weapon is cursed 	

2199: 	Caster thinks his reflection is plotting against him 	

2200: 	Caster thinks his skin is a foreign organism	

2201: 	Caster thinks his skin is actually someone else's 	

2202: 	Caster thinks his skin is some sort of ill-fitting suit 	

2203: 	Caster thinks his skin is vulnerable to rust	

2204: 	Caster thinks his spellb00k is an ancient and powerful artifact	

2205: 	Caster thinks his spellb00k is plotting against him 	

2206: 	Caster thinks his spellb00k will explode if struck 	

2207: 	Caster thinks his spellb00k will vanish if he bathes	

2208: 	Caster thinks his spellb00k will vanish if he sets it down	

2209: 	Caster thinks his touch can cure illness 	

2210: 	Caster thinks his touch can cure leather 	

2211: 	Caster thinks his touch can heal injuries 	

2212: 	Caster thinks his touch turns metal into gold	

2213: 	Caster thinks his worst fears have been realized	

2214: 	Caster thinks immorality will grant him immortality 	

2215: 	Caster thinks it is twenty degrees c001er than it really is 	

2216: 	Caster thinks it is twenty degrees hotter than it really is 	

2217: 	Caster thinks light is shining from the back of his head 	

2218: 	Caster thinks maggots infest every wound he suffers 	

2219: 	Caster thinks mud has significant monetary value	

2220: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters belongs to him ("It's Mine")	

2221: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is 50° colder than it is 	

2222: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is 50° warmer than it is 	

2223: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is a living creature 	

2224: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is a portal to his home	

2225: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is c011apsing all around him 	

2226: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is cramped and claustrophobic 	

2227: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is filled with giant ants	

2228: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is filled with Illithids	

2229: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is filled with 00zes	

2230: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is filled with Stinking cloud 	

2231: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is filled with untapped gold 	

2232: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is f100ding	

2233: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is his own esophagus	

2234: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is his rightful home	

2235: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is last mine he'll ever enter	

2236: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is on Elemental Earth	

2237: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters is undergoing an earthquake 	

2238: 	Caster thinks next mine he enters leads to Lower Outer Plane 	

2239: 	Caster thinks non-demihuman humanoids have been p01ymorphed 	

2240: 	Caster thinks one of his allies is deeply in love with him	

2241: 	Caster thinks pack animals are unreliable and will not use them	

2242: 	Caster thinks random ally or party member is a deity 	

2243: 	Caster thinks random deity is a party member or ally 	

2244: 	Caster thinks some random demon owes him a favor 	

2245: 	Caster thinks someone is sh00ting a machine gun at him	

2246: 	Caster thinks someone nearby is an avatar of his deity	

2247: 	Caster thinks someone nearby is his child	

2248: 	Caster thinks something amazing is hidden in a nearby cave	

2249: 	Caster thinks that air is poisonous	

2250: 	Caster thinks that all werew01ves are just angry dogs	

2251: 	Caster thinks that all w01ves and dogs are werew01ves	

2252: 	Caster thinks that any food he now carries is poisonous	

2253: 	Caster thinks that dirt is an aphrodisiac	

2254: 	Caster thinks that earth elementals are probably just rocks	

2255: 	Caster thinks that fire heals injury	

2256: 	Caster thinks that he has enlarged by 50%	

2257: 	Caster thinks that he has shrunken by 50%	

2258: 	Caster thinks that he is made of sand and must not get wet 	

2259: 	Caster thinks that he left a fire burning in his fireplace 	

2260: 	Caster thinks that his body will rust if it gets wet	

2261: 	Caster thinks that his clothes are alive & trying to choke him 	

2262: 	Caster thinks that his clothes are wise & trying to advise him 	

2263: 	Caster thinks that his skeleton is made of glass	

2264: 	Caster thinks that humor and comedy are blasphemous 	

2265: 	Caster thinks that ice is more precious than diamond 	

2266: 	Caster thinks that magic is actually impossible	

2267: 	Caster thinks that people think he's a murderer	

2268: 	Caster thinks that someone nearby is his secret admirer 	

2269: 	Caster thinks that something is breathing down his neck 	

2270: 	Caster thinks that spellb00ks are edible and very tasty 	

2271: 	Caster thinks that the stars are getting closer all the time	

2272: 	Caster thinks that water is in short supply and must be hoarded	

2273: 	Caster thinks that water is poisonous	

2274: 	Caster thinks that water turns to diamond at 32° Fahrenheit 	

2275: 	Caster thinks that, somewhere, his clone has become sentient 	

2276: 	Caster thinks the intended spell affects him & not the target 	

2277: 	Caster thinks the next corpse he sees is his own	

2278: 	Caster thinks the previous d20 days were a dream 	

2279: 	Caster thinks They (whoever They are) are after him 	

2280: 	Caster throws a monster's shadow	

2281: 	Caster throws his spellb00k every time he casts a spell	

2282: 	Caster travels 2d10 minutes into the future 	

2283: 	Caster tries to conceal his magical abilities 	

2284: 	Caster tries to remove his feet	

2285: 	Caster triggers Surges in next d6 spells cast at or by him	

2286: 	Caster tumbles through rift into alternate Prime Material Plane	

2287: 	Caster tumbles through rift into Elemental Air 	

2288: 	Caster tumbles through rift into Elemental Earth 	

2289: 	Caster tumbles through rift into Elemental Fire 	

2290: 	Caster tumbles through rift into Elemental Water 	

2291: 	Caster turns ethereal when reduced to 5 hit points 	

2292: 	Caster turns inside out; Saves vs Death or dies	

2293: 	Caster turns into an ambulatory plant of similar shape	

2294: 	Caster turns into immobile granite 	

2295: 	Caster turns into immobile iron 	

2296: 	Caster turns into immobile wood	

2297: 	Caster turns into target under every Full Moon 	

2298: 	Caster turns invisible and is rendered mute 	

2299: 	Caster turns invisible when he closes his eyes	

2300: 	Caster turns to a statue while he sleeps and reverts on waking	

2301: 	Caster turns to a tree when exposed to direct sunlight	

2302: 	Caster turns to glass for d4 rounds	

2303: 	Caster turns to iron d6 rounds; retains mobility and HP (AC -4)	

2304: 	Caster turns to sand	

2305: 	Caster turns to smoke each time he comes within 10' of flame	

2306: 	Caster turns to steam under every Full Moon	

2307: 	Caster turns to stone and reverts every other round	

2308: 	Caster turns to stone when exposed to direct sunlight	

2309: 	Caster turns to stone when not exposed to direct sunlight 	

2310: 	Caster understands the universe a little better: +1 to Wisdom 	

2311: 	Caster utters shocking blasphemy when he enters a church 	

2312: 	Caster vaguely recalls a treasure hidden somewhere nearby 	

2313: 	Caster vanishes for one round, every other round	

2314: 	Caster vanishes when he falls asleep; reappears on waking 	

2315: 	Caster vanishes while asleep; reappears when he wakes 	

2316: 	Caster vanishes; reappears d4 hours later	

2317: 	Caster vomits messily	

2318: 	Caster vows revenge against cuddly forest animals 	

2319: 	Caster wakes at dawn and falls asleep at dusk 	

2320: 	Caster wakes each day affected by a Maze spell	

2321: 	Caster wakes each day afraid something bad happened overnight	

2322: 	Caster wakes each day and crows like a r00ster	

2323: 	Caster wakes each day as if splashed by a bucket of water	

2324: 	Caster wakes each day at the bottom of a small crater 	

2325: 	Caster wakes each day believing he's just been resurrected	

2326: 	Caster wakes each day blind for 6d10 turns	

2327: 	Caster wakes each day blood-soaked as from a vicious battle	

2328: 	Caster wakes each day covered by honey and ants 	

2329: 	Caster wakes each day covered by peas and carrots 	

2330: 	Caster wakes each day covered by severed human ears	

2331: 	Caster wakes each day covered by small lizards	

2332: 	Caster wakes each day covered by soft, newly-grown moss	

2333: 	Caster wakes each day desperate for a drink of water 	

2334: 	Caster wakes each day entangled by overgrown grass	

2335: 	Caster wakes each day ethereal; takes 1d4-1/2 hours to reform	

2336: 	Caster wakes each day in a pile of broken glass	

2337: 	Caster wakes each day lying north-to-south	

2338: 	Caster wakes each day naked, clothes hanging in a tall tree	

2339: 	Caster wakes each day naked, clothes neatly f01ded nearby	

2340: 	Caster wakes each day naked, clothes nowhere to be found 	

2341: 	Caster wakes each day naked, clothes standing nearby 	

2342: 	Caster wakes each day naked, clothes torn to shreds	

2343: 	Caster wakes each day seated in the lotus position 	

2344: 	Caster wakes each day soaking wet as from a rainstorm 	

2345: 	Caster wakes each day standing on his head	

2346: 	Caster wakes each day standing on somebody else's head 	

2347: 	Caster wakes each day tied in ropes, vines, or the like 	

2348: 	Caster wakes each day tied to the ground with tiny ropes 	

2349: 	Caster wakes each day unable to remember his name 	

2350: 	Caster wakes each day with a ping-pong ball in his mouth 	

2351: 	Caster wakes each day with clothes burned as if by acid 	

2352: 	Caster wakes each day with clothes smoking as if on fire 	

2353: 	Caster wakes each day with his clothes on backwards 	

2354: 	Caster wakes each day with his clothing frozen s01id 	

2355: 	Caster wakes each day within a patch of scorched earth 	

2356: 	Caster wakes fully healed each of the next 2d4 mornings	

2357: 	Caster wakes tomorrow in a nearby church's holy water font	

2358: 	Caster walks in his sleep every night	

2359: 	Caster wants to quit his job & live in his parents' basement 	

2360: 	Caster wants to sell his soul to the nearest fishmonger 	

2361: 	Caster was Cloned d4 times eight months ago	

2362: 	Caster wears corks in his ears so his brain won't leak out 	

2363: 	Caster will go to great lengths to prove he's not a coward 	

2364: 	Caster will quickly forget the next 24 hours	

2365: 	Caster wishes the apocalypse would hurry up and get here 	

2366: 	Caster would tell his deity a thing or two, given the chance 	

2367: 	Caster's anger manifests as a little raincloud over his head 	

2368: 	Caster's arm is bent 90° halfway between his wrist and elbow 	

2369: 	Caster's arms and legs vanish for 1d10 rounds	

2370: 	Caster's arms are stricken totally numb for 2d10 turns	

2371: 	Caster's arms grow to the size of his legs 	

2372: 	Caster's attributes are halved for 1d12 hours 	

2373: 	Caster's big toes can become prehensile at will	

2374: 	Caster's blood is a strong contact poison to anyone else	

2375: 	Caster's blood reeks of sulfur when it is spilt	

2376: 	Caster's blood traces out arcane signs where it spills 	

2377: 	Caster's blood turns to choc01ate on contact with air 	

2378: 	Caster's body is covered with octopus sucker-marks 	

2379: 	Caster's body no longer produces saliva	

2380: 	Caster's body rotates 360°, though his head remains still 	

2381: 	Caster's bones are brittle when he's in direct Moonlight 	

2382: 	Caster's bones cannot be broken by nonmagical means 	

2383: 	Caster's boots are stuck to the ground with railroad spikes	

2384: 	Caster's boots fill with milk	

2385: 	Caster's boots fill with petr01eum jelly	

2386: 	Caster's can issue one Command (as spell) per day	

2387: 	Caster's cannot hear his own voice	

2388: 	Caster's chest is scarred by a sword-cut "Z"	

2389: 	Caster's childh00d pet appears in the vicinity	

2390: 	Caster's clothes are tailored for someone half his weight 	

2391: 	Caster's clothes are tailored for someone of opposite sex 	

2392: 	Caster's clothes are tailored for someone twice his weight 	

2393: 	Caster's clothes are tailored for someone with six arms 	

2394: 	Caster's clothes cannot be removed by him	

2395: 	Caster's clothes reek of stale cigarette smoke	

2396: 	Caster's clothes smell like he's worn them all summer	

2397: 	Caster's clothing appears laundered and pressed	

2398: 	Caster's clothing appears to combust while he's asleep 	

2399: 	Caster's clothing becomes perfectly transparent when wet 	

2400: 	Caster's clothing cannot be stained or made dirty	

2401: 	Caster's clothing cannot bend or f01d	

2402: 	Caster's clothing clings to him as though wet 	

2403: 	Caster's clothing is extraordinarily flammable 	

2404: 	Caster's clothing is filled with sharp metal barbs 	

2405: 	Caster's clothing looks like he fell into a sewer	

2406: 	Caster's clothing looks like he's been shot with a shotgun	

2407: 	Caster's clothing resembles a patchwork quilt	

2408: 	Caster's clothing shrinks by 10% whenever he casts a spell	

2409: 	Caster's clothing smells like a skunk died in it	

2410: 	Caster's clothing turns invisible whenever he casts a spell	

2411: 	Caster's clothing turns to cellophane 	

2412: 	Caster's clothing turns to plastic 	

2413: 	Caster's clothing turns to porcelain	

2414: 	Caster's cranium is transparent like smoked glass 	

2415: 	Caster's cranium seems to be attached by screws 	

2416: 	Caster's current clothes protect against bludgeons 	

2417: 	Caster's dead clone is found in a nearby well	

2418: 	Caster's diary, written years from now, appears at his feet	

2419: 	Caster's dominant hand ages one year each day 	

2420: 	caster's dominant hand explodes as a 10 Die fireball 	

2421: 	Caster's dominant hand has no bones	

2422: 	Caster's dominant hand inflates like a rubber glove	

2423: 	Caster's dominant hand tries to choke him while he sleeps	

2424: 	Caster's earlobes grow 1d12 inches	

2425: 	Caster's ears appear to be on fire	

2426: 	Caster's ears fall off and regrow 1d10 days later	

2427: 	Caster's ears glow in the dark	

2428: 	Caster's ears glow in the presence of undead	

2429: 	Caster's ears 100k like noses	

2430: 	Caster's ears migrate to the top of his head	

2431: 	Caster's ears resemble bat wings	

2432: 	Caster's enemies all think he's dead	

2433: 	Caster's eyelashes are actually tiny snakes	

2434: 	Caster's eyelids are invisible while he's wet	

2435: 	Caster's eyelids open and shut like camera shutters	

2436: 	Caster's eyelids turn invisible	

2437: 	Caster's eyes appear 50% larger than they really are 	

2438: 	Caster's eyes appear to have tiny fish swimming in them 	

2439: 	Caster's eyes shrink to 1/2 their size	

2440: 	Caster's face is tatt00ed to resemble the face of a clock	

2441: 	Caster's features appear melted like hot wax	

2442: 	Caster's feet are trapped in concrete blocks	

2443: 	Caster's feet feel like they're on fire if he tries to walk	

2444: 	Caster's feet turn to cheese	

2445: 	Caster's fingernails and toenails don't grow anymore	

2446: 	Caster's fingernails are black, like h01es in the universe	

2447: 	Caster's fingernails turn duck-egg-blue	

2448: 	Caster's fingers are replaced by toes (-2 manual dexterity)	

2449: 	Caster's fingers grow to twice their normal length	

2450: 	Caster's fingers suffer mild frostbite	

2451: 	Caster's f00tprints resemble directional arrows	

2452: 	Caster's forehead is marked like a canceled stamp 	

2453: 	Caster's gains a +2 bonus for tasks of manual dexterity 	

2454: 	Caster's hair grows two inches each day	

2455: 	Caster's hair looks like melted candle wax	

2456: 	Caster's hands appear blood-soaked	

2457: 	Caster's hands are immune to nonmagical c01d	

2458: 	Caster's hands are palsied and arthritic	

2459: 	Caster's hands become invisible to him	

2460: 	Caster's hands cannot be burned by nonmagical fire	

2461: 	Caster's hands fuse together at the palms	

2462: 	Caster's hands lock in their current position for 1d10 turns	

2463: 	Caster's hands rotate 360° whenever he casts a spell	

2464: 	Caster's hands vanish until tomorrow aftern00n	

2465: 	Caster's head appears to be a few feet away while he sleeps	

2466: 	Caster's head appears to have been cut off and reattached	

2467: 	Caster's head flashes like a disco ball for 1d4 turns	

2468: 	Caster's head is a featureless ovoid while he sleeps	

2469: 	Caster's head rings like a church bell 1d12 times	

2470: 	Caster's head rotates 360° whenever he casts a spell	

2471: 	Caster's head shrinks to half its width	

2472: 	Caster's head turns into a cylinder	

2473: 	Caster's head, hands, and feet become invisible	

2474: 	Caster's home and all his possessions are bronzed	

2475: 	Caster's home begins to digest him the next time he enters 	

2476: 	Caster's home causes anyone who enters it to shrink by 50%	

2477: 	Caster's home connects directly to an open sewer or midden	

2478: 	Caster's home fills with cottage cheese	

2479: 	Caster's home fills with latex paint	

2480: 	Caster's home has hot and c01d running water, but no sink	

2481: 	Caster's home is barricaded by concertina wire	

2482: 	Caster's home is destroyed when an airplane crashes into it	

2483: 	Caster's home is made of sodium, and it's starting to rain	

2484: 	Caster's home is packed full of trash	

2485: 	Caster's home is perpetually shrouded in fog	

2486: 	Caster's home is razed and the ground salted	

2487: 	Caster's home looks like it was built by angry children	

2488: 	Caster's home now has aluminum siding	

2489: 	Caster's home resembles a huge sculpted bust of him	

2490: 	Caster's home rotates 90° each time he enters it 	

2491: 	Caster's home rotates 90° each time he uses the d00r	

2492: 	Caster's home rotates 90° forward or back	

2493: 	Caster's home smells distressingly of vomit	

2494: 	Caster's Intelligence drops by 2I3 while he's invisible	

2495: 	Caster's Intelligence is halved under Moonlight	

2496: 	Caster's internal organs are thoroughly cooked	

2497: 	Caster's items appear on the ground in alphabetical order	

2498: 	Caster's items are evenly distributed among those nearby	

2499: 	Caster's jaw is hinged like a snake's	

2500: 	Caster's joints bend forward and backward with equal ease	

2501: 	Caster's knees vanish	

2502: 	Caster's knuckles swell to the size of ping-pong balls	

2503: 	Caster's left and right half appear to be one inch apart	

2504: 	Caster's left arm and leg shrink by 50%	

2505: 	Caster's left arm appears to burn whenever he casts a spell	

2506: 	Caster's left arm is twice as long as his body	

2507: 	Caster's left hand grips his right wrist and won't let go	

2508: 	Caster's left wrist is chained to his right ankle	

2509: 	Caster's legs fuse into one for 1d4 hours	

2510: 	Caster's limbs recede into his body while he sleeps	

2511: 	Caster's lips and cheeks turn invisible	

2512: 	Caster's lungs cease functioning in 2d12 hours	

2513: 	Caster's mind cannot be read by others	

2514: 	Caster's mouth appears to contain a miniature galaxy	

2515: 	Caster's mouth fills with ice	

2516: 	Caster's mouth fills with tiny pebbles	

2517: 	Caster's nails grow 2d12 inches	

2518: 	Caster's name appears on every leaf of a nearby tree 	

2519: 	Caster's name is a racist slur in some demihuman tongue 	

2520: 	Caster's name is actually the Dwarfish word for feces 	

2521: 	Caster's neck bears a scar as though he was once hanged 	

2522: 	Caster's neck shortens to 1/2 its length	

2523: 	Caster's next 1d4 spells allow no Saving Throws	

2524: 	Caster's normal body temperature is now 112° Fahrenheit 	

2525: 	Caster's normal body temperature is now 74° Fahrenheit 	

2526: 	Caster's nose and mouth switch places	

2527: 	Caster's nose appears to be made of flint	

2528: 	Caster's nose becomes prehensile	

2529: 	Caster's nose dangles from his face on a loose spring	

2530: 	Caster's nose drips hot candle wax whenever he casts a spell	

2531: 	Caster's nose falls off and explodes in 1d6 rounds 	

2532: 	Caster's nose falls off, leaving an ugly h01e in its place 	

2533: 	Caster's nose launches from his face like a rocket 	

2534: 	Caster's nose migrates to another part of his body 	

2535: 	Caster's nose rotates 90°	

2536: 	Caster's nose runs for 1d4 rounds after casting a spell 	

2537: 	Caster's nose runs profusely whenever he casts a spell 	

2538: 	Caster's nose seems to hover six inches in front of his face 	

2539: 	Caster's nose triples its size	

2540: 	Caster's organs can be seen faintly through his skin	

2541: 	Caster's palms and fingers can't be cut by metal	

2542: 	Caster's palms are covered with painful sores and blisters 	

2543: 	Caster's pocket fill with popcorn, which starts popping 	

2544: 	Caster's pockets fill with chicken giblets	

2545: 	Caster's pockets fill with dry ice	

2546: 	Caster's pockets fill with manure	

2547: 	Caster's pockets jingle as though full of coins	

2548: 	Caster's reputation for courtesy precedes him everywhere 	

2549: 	Caster's reputation for rudeness precedes him everywhere 	

2550: 	Caster's shoes smolder and smell of sulfur	

2551: 	Caster's skin appears shriveled as if he's had a long bath 	

2552: 	Caster's skin appears sm00th, clear, and unblemished 	

2553: 	Caster's skin appears to rust in contact with blood	

2554: 	Caster's skin appears translucent blue in direct sunlight	

2555: 	Caster's skin burns under Moonlight	

2556: 	Caster's skin cannot be cut by steel weapons 	

2557: 	Caster's skin glows a c001 blue when he's naked 	

2558: 	Caster's skin glows the c010r of sunrise	

2559: 	Caster's skin grows lighter each day until he's cloud-white	

2560: 	Caster's skin is badly and painfully sunburned 	

2561: 	Caster's skin is dyed in a pretty paisley pattern 	

2562: 	Caster's skin is stained with indelible pink dye 	

2563: 	Caster's skin itches terribly for 1 week	

2564: 	Caster's skin looks like it's been plucked of feathers 	

2565: 	Caster's skull cannot be breached by non-magical means 	

2566: 	Caster's skull deforms into a rough cube	

2567: 	Caster's skull is hard enough to act as a helmet; -1 to AC	

2568: 	Caster's skull is spongy and soft for 1d10 rounds	

2569: 	Caster's smile puts people in mind of a shark	

2570: 	Caster's spellb00k is highly poisonous to anyone but him 	

2571: 	Caster's spellb00k is poisonous to him for 1d4 days 	

2572: 	Caster's spells are accompanied by bright, flashing lights	

2573: 	Caster's staff turns into a saxophone	

2574: 	Caster's stomach rumbles when in the presence of royalty	

2575: 	Caster's Strength briefly drops 50% after casting a spell	

2576: 	Caster's tears are flammable	

2577: 	Caster's tears are poisonous if ingested or used on a blade	

2578: 	Caster's tears burn his face	

2579: 	Caster's tears can heal injuries once per week	

2580: 	Caster's tears run up his face instead of down	

2581: 	Caster's teeth chatter when he faces north	

2582: 	Caster's teeth flash like a disco ball when he speaks	

2583: 	Caster's teeth have braces on them	

2584: 	Caster's teeth jut from his jaw at odd and painful angles	

2585: 	Caster's teeth 100k like dirty gravel	

2586: 	Caster's teeth shine like mirrors	

2587: 	Caster's teeth turn to sponge	

2588: 	Caster's thighs shrink by 50%	

2589: 	Caster's toenails grow 1d12 inches each night	

2590: 	Caster's toes are now as long as his fingers	

2591: 	Caster's tongue glows like a firefly	

2592: 	Caster's tongue grows to a length of 1d12 feet	

2593: 	Caster's tongue, nose, lip, eyebrow, and navel are pierced	

2594: 	Caster's top teeth turn invisible	

2595: 	Caster's touch can cause nonmagical cloth to disintegrate	

2596: 	Caster's touch causes frostbite in reptiles and amphibians	

2597: 	Caster's touch leaves temporary, painless bruises in others	

2598: 	Caster's undergarments begin constricting about him 	

2599: 	caster's undergarments begin smoldering	

2600: 	Caster's undergarments freeze s01id	

2601: 	Caster's vision is clouded (-2 ToHit) for 2d4-1 days 	

2602: 	Caster's voice becomes high-pitched when he's angry	

2603: 	Caster's voice creates the sound of speaker feedback	

2604: 	Caster's voice makes people nearby want to be elsewhere	

2605: 	Caster's voice seems to issue from his ears	

2606: 	Caster's voice seems to issue from some object he carries	

2607: 	Caster's weight doubles when he's wet	

2608: 	Caster's weight is doubled while he stands on grass	

2609: 	Caster's weight is halved, but his mass is doubled	

2610: 	Caster's words seem to echo ominously when he casts a spell	

2611: 	Caster's & target's Alternate Prime counterparts appear in area	

2612: 	Caster's ability scores equal one ability, determined randomly	

2613: 	Caster's actions may be disbelieved as illusions	

2614: 	Caster's age cycle reverses and doubles: begins aging backwards	

2615: 	Caster's age decreases two years for every Hit point he loses	

2616: 	Caster's age doubles for 24 hours	

2617: 	Caster's age fluctuates ±d20 years each day	

2618: 	Caster's age halves for 48 hours	

2619: 	Caster's age is doubled	

2620: 	Caster's age is reduced by 1d20 years	

2621: 	Caster's age is reduced by one half	

2622: 	Caster's age quadruples for 6 hours	

2623: 	caster's age triples for 18 hours 	

2624: 	Caster's aging begins to double daily	

2625: 	Caster's alignment cannot be detected by magic	

2626: 	Caster's alignment changes randomly each hour	

2627: 	Caster's alignment reads as evil when detected by magic	

2628: 	Caster's alignment seems different to each person checking it	

2629: 	Caster's allies think that he plans to use them as undead	

2630: 	Caster's apparent CHA to one member of opposite sex is halved	

2631: 	Caster's apparent CHA to one member of the opposite sex doubles	

2632: 	Caster's apparent CHA to opposite sex is raised to 19	

2633: 	Caster's apparent CHA to opposite sex is reduced to 1	

2634: 	Caster's appearance changes to that of a zombie 	

2635: 	Caster's arm is broken	

2636: 	Caster's armor (or metal gear) heats to 5d1000° for d10 rounds 	

2637: 	Caster's armor and weapons become ethereal for d10 rounds 	

2638: 	Caster's armor or clothing leaps from his body and is sentient 	

2639: 	Caster's armor turns to silk (AC 10)	

2640: 	Caster's armor turns to snow	

2641: 	Caster's armor turns to steam	

2642: 	Caster's arms and legs exchange places	

2643: 	Caster's arms become rubbery like tentacles	

2644: 	Caster's arms begin flapping like a dragonfly's wings	

2645: 	Caster's arms elongate like those of an ape	

2646: 	Caster's arms elongate to 11/2 times their normal length	

2647: 	Caster's arms turn into wings like a dragonfly's 	

2648: 	Caster's arms turn into wings like a sparrow's 	

2649: 	Caster's arms turn to pectoral fins	

2650: 	Caster's arms vanish d6 rounds	

2651: 	Caster's arms vanish d6 turns	

2652: 	Caster's astral form leaves his body whenever he casts a spell	

2653: 	Caster's astral form pushed from his body for d8 days	

2654: 	Caster's attribute scores are shuffled	

2655: 	Caster's attribute scores shuffle randomly each day 	

2656: 	Caster's attribute scores shuffle randomly each hour 	

2657: 	Caster's auditory perceptions are inverted, left-to-right 	

2658: 	Caster's bare f00tprints blight the ground	

2659: 	Caster's belongings are teleported into the nearest cave 	

2660: 	Caster's best attribute score is exchanged for his worst 	

2661: 	Caster's blood and internal organs turn invisible	

2662: 	Caster's blood boils; CON check at -d4 and Save vs Death or die 	

2663: 	Caster's blood causes strange plants to grow where it is spilt 	

2664: 	Caster's blood coagulates in his veins and arteries	

2665: 	Caster's blood freezes; CON check and Save vs Death or die	

2666: 	Caster's blood glows like embers when it is spilt	

2667: 	Caster's blood has the power to close the wounds of others 	

2668: 	Caster's blood hisses like steam when it strikes the ground 	

2669: 	Caster's blood howls like a cat when it is spilt	

2670: 	Caster's blood is acidic, corroding weapons which cut him	

2671: 	Caster's blood is flammable	

2672: 	Caster's blood scorches the ground where it is spilt	

2673: 	Caster's blood scribes runes into the ground where it is spilt 	

2674: 	Caster's blood seems thick and gummy when it is spilt 	

2675: 	Caster's blood smells like skunk musk	

2676: 	Caster's blood teleported out of his body	

2677: 	Caster's blood turns to acid but functions normally 	

2678: 	Caster's blood turns to choc01ate as it leaves his body 	

2679: 	Caster's blood turns to gold where it is spilt	

2680: 	Caster's blood turns to magnesium dust and ignites	

2681: 	Caster's blood turns to mercury	

2682: 	Caster's blood turns to Universal S01vent	

2683: 	Caster's body appears to face opposite direction	

2684: 	Caster's body becomes h0110w and skin turns to '1" steel 	

2685: 	Caster's body doubles in size but his mass is halved 	

2686: 	Caster's body except circulatory system turns transparent	

2687: 	Caster's body except his circulatory system turns invisible 	

2688: 	Caster's body except his digestive system turns invisible 	

2689: 	Caster's body except his muscular system turns invisible 	

2690: 	Caster's body except his nervous system turns invisible 	

2691: 	Caster's body except his respiratory system turns invisible 	

2692: 	Caster's body halves its size but his mass doubles	

2693: 	Caster's body is firepr00f; takes damage but will not combust 	

2694: 	Caster's body is stricken numb whenever he casts a spell 	

2695: 	Caster's body is transmuted to equal v01ume of gold	

2696: 	Caster's body seems to have no muscle; skin sags from his bones 	

2697: 	Caster's body shrinks by 75%, but his head remains normal sized 	

2698: 	Caster's body temperature falls d20° for d10 rounds	

2699: 	Caster's body temperature rises d10° for d20 rounds	

2700: 	Caster's body turns ethereal; head is s01id, seeming to float 	

2701: 	Caster's body turns matte-black, but his shadow is full-c010r	

2702: 	Caster's body turns to a coherent, ambulatory water-form	

2703: 	Caster's body turns to air and blows away	

2704: 	Caster's body turns to earth and crumbles 	

2705: 	Caster's body turns to fire and burns itself out	

2706: 	Caster's body turns to water and drains away	

2707: 	Caster's bones become adamantite	

2708: 	Caster's bones become as flexible as rubber	

2709: 	Caster's bones become glass; min. 8 HP damage from bludgeons	

2710: 	Caster's bones become glass; shatter when stuck for 2 HP damage	

2711: 	Caster's bones become mithral; gains -1 to bludgeoning damage	

2712: 	Caster's bones glow in the dark (through his skin)	

2713: 	Caster's boots advise him on personal matters	

2714: 	Caster's boots allow him to walk on water with every other step	

2715: 	Caster's boots allow the wearer to climb trees like a monkey	

2716: 	Caster's boots allow the wearer to go without sleep	

2717: 	Caster's boots allow the wearer to kick like a mule	

2718: 	Caster's boots always try to walk in two different directions	

2719: 	Caster's boots appear to be made of leathered human skin	

2720: 	Caster's boots are affected as by the spell frisky Chest	

2721: 	Caster's boots are affected as by the spell grease	

2722: 	Caster's boots are constantly full of brackish water	

2723: 	Caster's boots are constantly full of liquid nitrogen	

2724: 	Caster's boots are constantly full of sand	

2725: 	Caster's boots are constantly full of scalding steam	

2726: 	Caster's boots are constantly full of snakes and scorpions	

2727: 	Caster's boots are constantly full of termites	

2728: 	Caster's boots are coveted by invertebrates	

2729: 	Caster's boots are restored to better-than-new condition	

2730: 	Caster's boots become boots of Devouring	

2731: 	Caster's boots become boots of H01ding; can h01d numerous feet	

2732: 	Caster's boots become boots of H01ding; wearer cannot move	

2733: 	Caster's boots become illusionary	

2734: 	Caster's boots become sentient	

2735: 	Caster's boots become Wizard Locked to his feet 	

2736: 	Caster's boots blare like trumpets as they are removed	

2737: 	Caster's boots bray like mules when used to kick	

2738: 	Caster's boots burn like fire and brimstone	

2739: 	Caster's boots cannot be removed by him	

2740: 	Caster's boots cannot be removed in daylight 	

2741: 	Caster's boots cannot be removed under Moonlight	

2742: 	Caster's boots chase cats whenever they are near	

2743: 	Caster's boots clang like cymbals when he walks on grass	

2744: 	Caster's boots double in weight with each step he takes	

2745: 	Caster's boots each weigh as much as the wearer	

2746: 	Caster's boots explode, inflicting 3d10 damage to all near him	

2747: 	Caster's boots fill with coal	

2748: 	Caster's boots fill with fleas and ticks	

2749: 	Caster's boots fill with nails and tacks	

2750: 	Caster's boots giggle uncontrollably when he walks	

2751: 	Caster's boots have false bottoms which may conceal small items	

2752: 	Caster's boots have the power to regenerate severed feet 	

2753: 	Caster's boots induce shaking palsy in any who wear them 	

2754: 	Caster's boots kick him at every step, causing 1HP of damage 	

2755: 	Caster's boots 100k comfortable but are in fact torturous 	

2756: 	Caster's boots 100k light and airy but are heavy as lead	

2757: 	Caster's boots 100k torturous but are in fact very comfortable 	

2758: 	Caster's boots make an inordinate clatter when he walks 	

2759: 	Caster's boots make any feet inside them feel unbearably c01d	

2760: 	Caster's boots make any feet inside them feel uncomfortably hot	

2761: 	Caster's boots make the wearer appear to have leprosy	

2762: 	Caster's boots make the wearer seem to weigh 2X what he does 	

2763: 	Caster's boots make the wearer tingle with pins and needles 	

2764: 	Caster's boots may be s01d for 10X their actual value	

2765: 	Caster's boots must be fed daily or they refuse to walk 	

2766: 	Caster's boots mutter obscenities with every step 	

2767: 	Caster's boots protect the wearer from fear	

2768: 	Caster's boots provide Magic Resistance of 50%	

2769: 	Caster's boots race off toward their place of manufacture	

2770: 	Caster's boots resent being walked all over	

2771: 	Caster's boots ring like church bells whenever he casts a spell	

2772: 	Caster's boots run away	

2773: 	Caster's boots seem red-hot to anyone else touching them 	

2774: 	Caster's boots sever any feet inside them from the wearer's leg 	

2775: 	Caster's boots shine like beacons after twilight	

2776: 	Caster's boots shrink in size by 1/2	

2777: 	Caster's boots smell like carrion	

2778: 	Caster's boots smell like fire and brimstone	

2779: 	Caster's boots smell like lilacs	

2780: 	Caster's boots smell like skunks	

2781: 	Caster's boots snuff any fire he steps upon	

2782: 	Caster's boots suddenly have another pair of feet in them	

2783: 	Caster's boots take r00t	

2784: 	Caster's boots tickle any feet within them	

2785: 	Caster's boots triple their size	

2786: 	Caster's boots try to walk faster than each other	

2787: 	Caster's boots try to walk in the opposite direction of him	

2788: 	Caster's boots turn any feet inside them inside out	

2789: 	Caster's boots turn any feet inside them to boots	

2790: 	Caster's boots turn any feet inside them to cloven h00ves	

2791: 	Caster's boots turn any feet inside them to hands	

2792: 	Caster's boots turn to bats and fly away	

2793: 	Caster's boots turn to beasts and attack his feet	

2794: 	Caster's boots turn to beets and are eaten by rabbits 	

2795: 	Caster's boots turn to belts and constrict around his feet 	

2796: 	Caster's boots turn to boats and sail away	

2797: 	Caster's boots turn to b01ts and secure him to the ground	

2798: 	Caster's boots turn to b00ks about feet	

2799: 	Caster's boots turn to feet	

2800: 	Caster's boots turn to gloves	

2801: 	Caster's boots turn to inflexible steel	

2802: 	Caster's boots turn to paper	

2803: 	Caster's boots turn to tennis shoes	

2804: 	Caster's boots vanish and reappear, one inside the other	

2805: 	Caster's brain swells; Save vs Death or die (if passed, INT +1)	

2806: 	Caster's breath coats objects with frost	

2807: 	Caster's breath is misty as in winter whenever he tells a lie	

2808: 	Caster's breeches become br00ches	

2809: 	Caster's cells become separate, symbiotic micro-organisms	

2810: 	Caster's Charisma increases by (18-present CHA)I2	

2811: 	Caster's Charisma increases by 3 when naked	

2812: 	Caster's Charisma increases by 6 while he casts spells	

2813: 	Caster's Charisma increases by d6 for d10 days 	

2814: 	Caster's Charisma is increased by 1 for d4 turns 	

2815: 	Caster's Charisma is reduced by d6 for d6 days 	

2816: 	Caster's Charisma is reduced to 3	

2817: 	Caster's Charisma is rerolled every hour	

2818: 	Caster's Charisma rises to 19 while in the presence of royalty 	

2819: 	Caster's Charisma tumbles to 2d4 in the presence of royalty 	

2820: 	Caster's circulatory system appears on the surface of his skin 	

2821: 	Caster's circulatory system appears to be 5 feet ahead of him 	

2822: 	Caster's circulatory system is emptied of all contents	

2823: 	Caster's circulatory system leaps from his body; he is unharmed	

2824: 	Caster's circulatory system seems to be outside of his body	

2825: 	Caster's circulatory system straightens to its full length	

2826: 	Caster's clavicles become ethereal	

2827: 	Caster's cloak becomes a Cloaker	

2828: 	Caster's cloak becomes a clock	

2829: 	Caster's clothing and/or armor are absorbed into his body 	

2830: 	Caster's clothing animates as a 3HD monster and attacks him	

2831: 	Caster's clothing animates when exposed to sunlight	

2832: 	Caster's clothing becomes animated and sentient	

2833: 	Caster's clothing disintegrates when it is removed	

2834: 	Caster's clothing fuses into one s01id mass as hard as iron	

2835: 	Caster's clothing is affected by the spell timelessness	

2836: 	Caster's clothing is Held immobile for 1d100 rounds	

2837: 	Caster's clothing is suddenly soaked in blood	

2838: 	Caster's clothing is transparent	

2839: 	Caster's clothing looks like it's been shredded 	

2840: 	Caster's clothing provides 15% Magic resistance	

2841: 	Caster's clothing turns inside out	

2842: 	Caster's clothing turns invisible to those of opposite sex	

2843: 	Caster's clothing turns invisible under Moonlight 	

2844: 	Caster's clothing turns invisible when he casts a spell	

2845: 	Caster's clothing turns pitch black at twilight	

2846: 	Caster's clothing turns to an exquisitely tailored tuxedo	

2847: 	Caster's clothing turns to cobwebs	

2848: 	Caster's clothing turns to green slime	

2849: 	Caster's clothing turns to honey	

2850: 	Caster's clothing turns to ice	

2851: 	Caster's clothing turns to lead	

2852: 	Caster's clothing turns to one-piece full field plate armor	

2853: 	Caster's clothing turns to paper 	

2854: 	Caster's clothing turns to skin 	

2855: 	Caster's clothing turns to snow 	

2856: 	Caster's clothing turns to steam 	

2857: 	caster's clothing turns to stone	

2858: 	Caster's clothing turns to tight-fitting chain mail	

2859: 	Caster's clothing turns to wood	

2860: 	Caster's coinage assembles into an intricate 3-D c011age	

2861: 	Caster's coinage becomes worthless	

2862: 	Caster's coinage teleports into a random ally's possession	

2863: 	Caster's coinage turns invisible	

2864: 	Caster's consciousness is pushed into the body of a random ally	

2865: 	Caster's Constitution is increased by 1 for d4 turns	

2866: 	Caster's Constitution is reduced by d6 for d6 days	

2867: 	Caster's current location spouts water for d10 days	

2868: 	Caster's current worst enemy forgives him	

2869: 	Caster's Dexterity increases by 2 when naked	

2870: 	Caster's Dexterity is increased by 1 for d4 turns	

2871: 	Caster's Dexterity is reduced by d6 for d6 days	

2872: 	Caster's digestive system fills with air	

2873: 	Caster's digestive system fills with powdered lead	

2874: 	Caster's digestive system fills with sand	

2875: 	Caster's digestive tract is emptied of all contents 	

2876: 	Caster's digestive tract straightens to its full length	

2877: 	Caster's dominant hand ages at twice the normal rate	

2878: 	Caster's dominant hand becomes a f00t	

2879: 	Caster's dominant hand becomes a w01f's paw under the full Moon	

2880: 	Caster's dominant hand becomes an exact copy of his other hand	

2881: 	Caster's dominant hand becomes covered in cellophane	

2882: 	Caster's dominant hand becomes covered in reptilian scales	

2883: 	Caster's dominant hand becomes Ethereal	

2884: 	Caster's dominant hand becomes gnarled like an ancient oak	

2885: 	Caster's dominant hand becomes immune to normal acid	

2886: 	Caster's dominant hand becomes immune to normal c01d	

2887: 	Caster's dominant hand becomes immune to normal fire	

2888: 	Caster's dominant hand becomes magnetized	

2889: 	Caster's dominant hand becomes overly sensitive to heat	

2890: 	Caster's dominant hand becomes paralyzed under the full Moon	

2891: 	Caster's dominant hand becomes webbed	

2892: 	Caster's dominant hand bleeds from beneath its fingernails	

2893: 	Caster's dominant hand blisters when it touches metal	

2894: 	Caster's dominant hand burns rapidly when exposed to sunlight	

2895: 	Caster's dominant hand can be detached at will	

2896: 	Caster's dominant hand can grip with a Strength of 20	

2897: 	Caster's dominant hand can handle red-hot metal without injury	

2898: 	Caster's dominant hand can never become dirty	

2899: 	Caster's dominant hand can no longer wear magical rings 	

2900: 	Caster's dominant hand can pick locks with a 50% chance 	

2901: 	Caster's dominant hand can sense magic in any item it handles 	

2902: 	Caster's dominant hand can store and release one spell at will 	

2903: 	Caster's dominant hand can strike as hard as iron	

2904: 	Caster's dominant hand can swing from his wrist like a flail 	

2905: 	Caster's dominant hand can write in a language unknown to him 	

2906: 	Caster's dominant hand cannot touch or be touched by metal 	

2907: 	Caster's dominant hand detaches and falls to the ground	

2908: 	Caster's dominant hand develops a highly sensitive touch	

2909: 	Caster's dominant hand doubles in size	

2910: 	Caster's dominant hand explodes, causing 2d10 points of damage 	

2911: 	Caster's dominant hand falsely senses magic in items it handles 	

2912: 	Caster's dominant hand gains an extra joint on each finger	

2913: 	Caster's dominant hand gestures obscenely	

2914: 	Caster's dominant hand grows a finger in its palm 	

2915: 	Caster's dominant hand grows a mouth in its palm 	

2916: 	Caster's dominant hand grows an eyeball in its palm	

2917: 	Caster's dominant hand grows claws in place of fingernails	

2918: 	Caster's dominant hand halves its size	

2919: 	Caster's dominant hand inflates to a one-f00t diameter 	

2920: 	Caster's dominant hand is affected by Continual Light 	

2921: 	Caster's dominant hand is affected by Spider Climb 	

2922: 	Caster's dominant hand is as durable as a steel gauntlet	

2923: 	Caster's dominant hand is burned with an imprint of an amulet	

2924: 	Caster's dominant hand is covered in suggestive tatt00s	

2925: 	Caster's dominant hand is detachable	

2926: 	Caster's dominant hand is impervious to small missile weapons	

2927: 	Caster's dominant hand is insulated against electricity	

2928: 	Caster's dominant hand is nowhere to be found	

2929: 	Caster's dominant hand is resistant to cuts and lacerations 	

2930: 	Caster's dominant hand is scarred as though immersed in acid 	

2931: 	Caster's dominant hand knots in pain whenever he casts a spell 	

2932: 	Caster's dominant hand locks in its current position	

2933: 	Caster's dominant hand loses all feeling	

2934: 	Caster's dominant hand loses all feeling after sunset	

2935: 	Caster's dominant hand provides normal vision in total darkness	

2936: 	Caster's dominant hand radiates magic	

2937: 	Caster's dominant hand remains dry even when immersed in water	

2938: 	Caster's dominant hand resembles a hawk's talon 	

2939: 	Caster's dominant hand resembles a horse's h00f 	

2940: 	Caster's dominant hand smolders when he casts a spell 	

2941: 	Caster's dominant hand sweats uncontrollably	

2942: 	Caster's dominant hand tries to strangle him	

2943: 	Caster's dominant hand turns invisible to all but him	

2944: 	Caster's dominant hand turns invisible to him	

2945: 	Caster's dominant hand turns the c010r of whatever it handles	

2946: 	Caster's dominant hand turns to glass	

2947: 	Caster's dominant hand turns to rubber	

2948: 	Caster's dominant hand weighs as much as he does	

2949: 	Caster's dominant hand will not t01erate the wearing of gloves	

2950: 	Caster's ears and eyes exchange places	

2951: 	Caster's ears exchange places	

2952: 	Caster's ears ring whenever someone speaks about him	

2953: 	Caster's ears seal shut; is 95% deaf	

2954: 	Caster's ears turn upside down	

2955: 	Caster's elbows invert; bend in opposite direction	

2956: 	Caster's entire body appears to throb in time with his heart	

2957: 	Caster's entire body is Withered as cleric spell 	

2958: 	caster's every sentence triggers some type of cantrip 	

2959: 	caster's eyelashes turn to grass	

2960: 	Caster's eyes (sclerae) turn black; pupils turn white	

2961: 	Caster's eyes appear to be two empty sockets	

2962: 	Caster's eyes appear to hover about 6 inches in front of him	

2963: 	Caster's eyes become compound like those of a bee 	

2964: 	caster's eyes become incredibly beautiful but cannot see	

2965: 	caster's eyes become invisible for d10 rounds	

2966: 	Caster's eyes become invisible for d6 days	

2967: 	Caster's eyes become pearls but retain normal vision	

2968: 	Caster's eyes become tiny Beholders	

2969: 	Caster's eyes become two different c010rs	

2970: 	Caster's eyes bug out comically when he is startled 	

2971: 	Caster's eyes bulge from his skull like those of a fish 	

2972: 	Caster's eyes change c010r every time he blinks	

2973: 	Caster's eyes dangle from their sockets; vision unaffected	

2974: 	caster's eyes extend on 12" stalks (-1d10 to Charisma) 	

2975: 	caster's eyes fall out and roll away (regrow in d20 rounds)	

2976: 	caster's eyes float one f00t above his head; vision unaffected	

2977: 	caster's eyes glow red when he casts a spell	

2978: 	Caster's eyes glow red when he is angry	

2979: 	Caster's eyes heal shut; he is blinded (-4 ToHit, -4 AC)	

2980: 	Caster's eyes merge like that of a cyclops	

2981: 	Caster's eyes open sideways instead of up and down	

2982: 	Caster's eyes pop out and roll away	

2983: 	Caster's eyes project green light for d4 days	

2984: 	Caster's eyes recede 1" into his head; vision works normally 	

2985: 	Caster's eyes roll along one f00t behind him; vision unaffected 	

2986: 	Caster's eyes seem to be aflame when he casts a spell	

2987: 	Caster's eyes spin clockwise for d4 rounds (-1 ToHit)	

2988: 	Caster's eyes spin counter-clockwise for d4 rounds (-1 ToHit)	

2989: 	Caster's eyes turn to cubes 	

2990: 	Caster's eyes turn to ears	

2991: 	caster's eyes turn to gold	

2992: 	caster's eyes turn to ice	

2993: 	Caster's eyes turn to ivory spheres 	

2994: 	Caster's eyes turn to mercury	

2995: 	caster's eyes turn to mouths 	

2996: 	caster's eyes turn to noses	

2997: 	Caster's eyes turn to obsidian spheres 	

2998: 	Caster's eyes turn to opal spheres	

2999: 	caster's eyes turn to round rubies	

3000: 	caster's eyes turn to spherical mirrors	

3001: 	caster's eyes water uncontrollably	

3002: 	Caster's eyes weep blood when he suffers injury	

3003: 	Caster's eyes weep tears of blood	

3004: 	Caster's eyes work as Eyes of the Eagle; +2 to missile attacks	

3005: 	Caster's eyes, ears, and nose shuffle places	

3006: 	Caster's eyes, ears, and teeth turn invisible for d6 days	

3007: 	Caster's eyeteeth become able to see	

3008: 	caster's eyeteeth grow into boar's tusks	

3009: 	caster's face appears to be upside down	

3010: 	Caster's familiar adopts another mage as its master	

3011: 	Caster's familiar and random ally of caster exchange bodies 	

3012: 	Caster's familiar attacks one of caster's allies at random	

3013: 	caster's familiar becomes invisible to him	

3014: 	Caster's familiar doubles in size	

3015: 	Caster's familiar gains access to a language unknown to caster 	

3016: 	Caster's familiar gains use of the intended spell (1 per day) 	

3017: 	Caster's familiar gets smart and claims caster as its familiar 	

3018: 	Caster's familiar increases in size by a factor of 10	

3019: 	Caster's familiar is p01ymorphed into a demihuman (at random)	

3020: 	Caster's familiar is released from its bond to him	

3021: 	Caster's familiar is turned to immobile gold statuette 	

3022: 	Caster's familiar is turned to mobile gold statuette (alive) 	

3023: 	Caster's familiar turns invisible	

3024: 	Caster's feet become cloven h00ves	

3025: 	Caster's feet covered in adhesive; Movement Rate cut by 3I4 	

3026: 	Caster's feet covered in boils and loses 1 HP with each step 	

3027: 	Caster's feet covered in ice; DEX check each round of walking 	

3028: 	Caster's feet enlarge to his full height; Movement Rate is 1 	

3029: 	Caster's feet freeze s01id, causing 1d10 points of damage 	

3030: 	Caster's feet grow springs; bounces d4 feet high with each step 	

3031: 	Caster's feet turn to wheels	

3032: 	Caster's fingernails become carpenter's nails	

3033: 	Caster's fingers and toes switch places	

3034: 	Caster's fingers turn 90°; somatic components impossible 	

3035: 	Caster's fingers turn to carrots for d12 turns, no spellcasting 	

3036: 	Caster's fingers turn to steam for d10 rounds; no spellcasting 	

3037: 	Caster's flesh and clothing become invisible when he is asleep 	

3038: 	Caster's flesh and clothing turn invisible	

3039: 	Caster's flesh appears slowly to turn inside out 	

3040: 	Caster's flesh appears slowly to turn invisible 	

3041: 	Caster's flesh appears slowly to turn to stone 	

3042: 	Caster's flesh appears to be a separate entity	

3043: 	Caster's flesh appears to be attacking everyone else	

3044: 	Caster's flesh appears to be attacking him	

3045: 	Caster's flesh appears to be infestedwith maggots 	

3046: 	Caster's flesh appears to be t00 large for his body 	

3047: 	Caster's flesh appears to be t00 small for his body	

3048: 	Caster's flesh appears to be trying to constrict about him 	

3049: 	Caster's flesh appears to be trying to get off of him 	

3050: 	Caster's flesh appears to belong to someone else	

3051: 	Caster's flesh appears to turn dry and leathery like a mummy's	

3052: 	Caster's flesh appears to turn to alligator skin	

3053: 	Caster's flesh turns invisible whenever he casts a spell 	

3054: 	Caster's f00tprints appear 10 feet left of where he steps 	

3055: 	Caster's f00tprints appear to have been made by his hands 	

3056: 	Caster's f00tprints appear to have been made weeks earlier 	

3057: 	Caster's f00tprints appear twice as big as his feet	

3058: 	Caster's f00tprints become 2 feet deep when he steps from them	

3059: 	Caster's f00tprints exude swamp gas	

3060: 	Caster's f00tprints face 90° from his direction of travel	

3061: 	Caster's f00tprints fill with ice	

3062: 	Caster's f00tprints for d12 weeks face wrong direction 	

3063: 	Caster's f00tprints fossilize, making tracking confusing 	

3064: 	Caster's f00tprints give off steam	

3065: 	Caster's f00tprints glow faintly in darkness	

3066: 	Caster's f00tprints glow in the dark	

3067: 	Caster's f00tprints hum and glow, making tracking simple 	

3068: 	Caster's f00tprints rise two feet high when he steps from them 	

3069: 	Caster's f00tprints seem to indicate that he has three feet 	

3070: 	Caster's f00tprints switch left-for-right	

3071: 	Caster's f00tprints teleport any standing in them to his home	

3072: 	Caster's full Hit Points are restored	

3073: 	Caster's gender appears different to all viewing him	

3074: 	Caster's gender changes daily	

3075: 	Caster's gender changes every time he casts a spell	

3076: 	Caster's gender changes when he loses 50% of his hit points	

3077: 	Caster's gender fluctuates each turn for the next d100 turns	

3078: 	Caster's gloves become glaives	

3079: 	Caster's gloves turn to boots	

3080: 	Caster's gloves turn to cast iron	

3081: 	Caster's gloves turn to mittens	

3082: 	Caster's gloves turn to Reglar's Gloves of Freedom	

3083: 	Caster's gold is transmuted to an equal v01ume of flesh 	

3084: 	Caster's hair and clothes are blown by wind only he can feel	

3085: 	Caster's hair and skin exchange c010r	

3086: 	Caster's hair appears white in Moonlight	

3087: 	Caster's hair crackles with electricity when he casts a spell	

3088: 	Caster's hair doubles its length	

3089: 	Caster's hair falls out	

3090: 	Caster's hair falls out each morning; regrows each night	

3091: 	Caster's hair falls out each night; regrows each morning	

3092: 	Caster's hair freezes s01id for d4 turns	

3093: 	Caster's hair grows 1 inch per hour for the next three days 	

3094: 	Caster's hair grows 1d4 inches every time he casts a spell 	

3095: 	Caster's hair grows 1d4 inches every time he sneezes	

3096: 	Caster's hair grows to two feet long and begins strangling him	

3097: 	Caster's hair ignites	

3098: 	Caster's hair seems to be aflame when he is angered	

3099: 	Caster's hair stands on end when he casts a spell	

3100: 	Caster's hair turns to air	

3101: 	Caster's hair turns to blue, non-caloric magical fire	

3102: 	Caster's hair turns to glass when cut	

3103: 	Caster's hair turns to grass	

3104: 	Caster's hair turns to harmless snakes	

3105: 	Caster's hair turns to ice	

3106: 	Caster's hair turns to metal when cut	

3107: 	Caster's hair turns to steel wire for d6 days	

3108: 	Caster's hand and f00t disappear; limbs fuse at the stumps 	

3109: 	Caster's hand locks onto his principal weapon; no spellcasting	

3110: 	Caster's handedness (left or right) is reversed	

3111: 	Caster's handedness (left or right) switches daily	

3112: 	Caster's hands and feet grow webbing; casting times are doubled	

3113: 	Caster's hands and feet switch places	

3114: 	Caster's hands close into fists, no Somatic spells may be cast	

3115: 	Caster's hands disappear; arms fuse at the wrists	

3116: 	Caster's hands turn into claws like a lobster's	

3117: 	Caster's hands turn to spheres at the ends of his wrists	

3118: 	Caster's hat becomes a hart	

3119: 	Caster's hat, h00d, or helmet becomes affixed to his head	

3120: 	Caster's head adopts a mirror-like sheen 	

3121: 	Caster's head and one limb exchange places	

3122: 	Caster's head and pancreas exchange places	

3123: 	Caster's head appears like a throbbing human heart	

3124: 	Caster's head appears to be a huge hand with a face in the palm	

3125: 	Caster's head appears to be inside out	

3126: 	Caster's head appears to be that of an earthworm or snail 	

3127: 	Caster's head appears to have a 1" diameter h01e through it	

3128: 	Caster's head attaches to his arm where his hand should be	

3129: 	Caster's head encased in iron with gaps for eyes, ears, & mouth	

3130: 	Caster's head looks like a soccer ball for 1 day	

3131: 	Caster's head pops like a balloon if a 20 is rolled ToHit him 	

3132: 	Caster's head rotates 180° laterally without harming him 	

3133: 	Caster's head rotates 180° longitudinally without harming him	

3134: 	Caster's head rotates 360° every five minutes; he is unharmed	

3135: 	Caster's head rotates 360° laterally without harming him 	

3136: 	Caster's head rotates 360° longitudinally without harming him	

3137: 	Caster's head seems to double in size whenever he casts a spell 	

3138: 	Caster's head seems to double in size whenever he is angered 	

3139: 	Caster's head shrinks by 75%; likely to be 100ked at strangely	

3140: 	Caster's head snaps off and rolls away; returns in d12 rounds	

3141: 	Caster's head turns cylindrical	

3142: 	Caster's head turns ethereal; body is s01id, seemingly undead	

3143: 	Caster's head turns invisible 	

3144: 	Caster's head turns to a cube 	

3145: 	Caster's head turns to a sphere	

3146: 	Caster's head vanishes d6 rounds; body is lifeless in this time 	

3147: 	Caster's heart stops beating but his blood still flows normally 	

3148: 	Caster's heartbeat is audible to all within 10 yards	

3149: 	Caster's height fluctuates by 1d10 inches each day	

3150: 	Caster's height is halved during each of the next 1d4 rounds	

3151: 	Caster's Hit Points are halved	

3152: 	Caster's home attracts lightning	

3153: 	Caster's home becomes invisible when he enters it 	

3154: 	Caster's home contains a recently-st01en royal treasury 	

3155: 	Caster's home contains the full skeleton of an elephant 	

3156: 	Caster's home doubles its height	

3157: 	Caster's home doubles its internal dimensions	

3158: 	Caster's home erupts like a v01cano 	

3159: 	Caster's home fills with cement 	

3160: 	Caster's home fills with choc01ate 	

3161: 	Caster's home fills with eggs	

3162: 	Caster's home fills with marshmallows	

3163: 	Caster's home fills with popcorn	

3164: 	Caster's home fills with rabbits who do not wish to leave	

3165: 	Caster's home grows by 80+d20%	

3166: 	Caster's home has a painting of the Creation on its ceiling	

3167: 	Caster's home has a secret back entrance	

3168: 	Caster's home has been rented out while he's been away	

3169: 	Caster's home is affected by Distance Distortion	

3170: 	Caster's home is also someone else's	

3171: 	Caster's home is buried by snow	

3172: 	Caster's home is decorated with classic Victorian furniture	

3173: 	Caster's home is destroyed by a meteor strike	

3174: 	Caster's home is invisible except while he is within it	

3175: 	Caster's home is permanently enchanted with Guards and Wards	

3176: 	Caster's home is purchased for 10X its actual value	

3177: 	Caster's home is st01en	

3178: 	Caster's home is swept up by a tornado	

3179: 	Caster's home is transported to the Elemental Plane of Earth	

3180: 	Caster's home rests atop an active v01cano	

3181: 	Caster's home rises into the air 	

3182: 	Caster's home shrinks by 80+d20% 	

3183: 	Caster's home sinks into the ground	

3184: 	Caster's home suddenly appears in the vicinity	

3185: 	Caster's home suddenly contains a lifesize portrait of him	

3186: 	Caster's home suddenly has no d00rs or d00rways 	

3187: 	Caster's home suddenly has two sub-basements 	

3188: 	Caster's home turns to a house of straw	

3189: 	Caster's home turns to gingerbread	

3190: 	Caster's home turns to gold	

3191: 	Caster's home vanishes without a trace	

3192: 	Caster's illusions automatically disbelieved	

3193: 	Caster's image remains etched into any mirror he gazes into 	

3194: 	Caster's INT drops by 1d6 after sunset and is restored at dawn 	

3195: 	Caster's INT is increased to 25 for d4 rounds	

3196: 	Caster's INT rises to 19, but his WIS falls by a like amount 	

3197: 	Caster's INT, WIS, & CHR switch with DEX, STR, & CON 	

3198: 	Caster's Intelligence doubles for d4 rounds	

3199: 	Caster's Intelligence is halved for d4 turns	

3200: 	Caster's Intelligence is increased by 1 for d4 turns 	

3201: 	Caster's Intelligence is reduced by d6 for d6 days 	

3202: 	Caster's jawbone teleports 1 mile away	

3203: 	Caster's jawbone teleports three feet to the right	

3204: 	Caster's knees and elbows fuse and cannot be bent for d8 turns	

3205: 	Caster's knees invert; bend in opposite direction	

3206: 	Caster's left and right hands switch arms	

3207: 	Caster's left thumb and index finger switch places	

3208: 	Caster's legs can double their length once per day	

3209: 	Caster's legs fuse into one	

3210: 	Caster's legs merge into a fish tail like a merman's	

3211: 	Caster's legs shorten to 1/2 their normal length 	

3212: 	Caster's legs tie in a knot	

3213: 	Caster's legs turn to tree trunks and take r00t	

3214: 	Caster's legs vanish d6 rounds; body falls to ground, no damage	

3215: 	Caster's Level increases by 2 for d10 turns	

3216: 	Caster's limbs change proportion to match those of a fish 	

3217: 	Caster's limbs change proportion to match those of a giraffe 	

3218: 	Caster's limbs change proportion to match those of a gorilla 	

3219: 	Caster's limbs change proportion to match those of a starfish 	

3220: 	Caster's limbs change proportion to match those of an elephant	

3221: 	Caster's limbs change proportion to match those of an octopus	

3222: 	Caster's little fingers become opposable like thumbs	

3223: 	Caster's long bones (femur, radius, etc) shrink by 1/2	

3224: 	Caster's lower jaw vanishes d10 rounds; speech impossible 	

3225: 	Caster's mount becomes a unicorn; departs to nearest woods 	

3226: 	Caster's mount becomes an ostrich, keeping original attributes	

3227: 	Caster's mount must Save vs Petrification or turn to stone	

3228: 	Caster's mount turns to snow	

3229: 	Caster's mouth becomes a portal to the Elemental Plane of Water	

3230: 	Caster's mouth can store things like a Bag of H01ding	

3231: 	Caster's mouth fills with feathers	

3232: 	Caster's mouth fills with spiders	

3233: 	Caster's mouth is Wizard Locked as by a 20th Level mage	

3234: 	Caster's mouth opens sideways instead of up and down	

3235: 	Caster's mouth projects a 60'x20' cone of green light when open	

3236: 	Caster's muscles bulge; Save vs Death of gain 1 to STR or die	

3237: 	Caster's muscular system is ripped from his body	

3238: 	Caster's name affects him as Power Word, Stun	

3239: 	Caster's natural AC drops to 5	

3240: 	Caster's natural AC drops to 5, but has a fatal Achilles' heel	

3241: 	Caster's natural AC is rerolled (1d10) each morning	

3242: 	Caster's natural AC rises to 15	

3243: 	Caster's neck turns invisible; head appears to levitate 	

3244: 	Caster's neck vanishes; head is perched upon shoulders 	

3245: 	Caster's nervous system replaced by wires and electronics	

3246: 	Caster's nervous system vanishes, but caster is unharmed	

3247: 	Caster's next 100 f00tprints fossilize in d4 days	

3248: 	Caster's next 1d10 attacks succeed, but cause 1 point of damage	

3249: 	Caster's next attack automatically inflicts 4x damage	

3250: 	Caster's next d6 attacks heal hit points rather than take them	

3251: 	Caster's next reflection becomes sentient and free-willed	

3252: 	Caster's next sneeze acts like a dragon's breath weapon	

3253: 	Caster's next spell also affects a second, random target 	

3254: 	Caster's next spell appears to be cast at a random ally	

3255: 	Caster's next spell appears to be cast by a random ally 	

3256: 	Caster's next spell appears to transform him into a demon	

3257: 	Caster's next spell causes a rainstorm	

3258: 	Caster's next spell causes a snowstorm	

3259: 	Caster's next spell causes an outcry from local residents	

3260: 	Caster's next spell centers Silence, 50' radius on him	

3261: 	Caster's next spell erases all others from his memory	

3262: 	Caster's next spell fails spectacularly	

3263: 	Caster's next spell functions as a spell he's never seen 	

3264: 	Caster's next spell functions as the last spell he used 	

3265: 	Caster's next spell functions with wh011y opposite effect	

3266: 	Caster's next spell ignites his spellb00k	

3267: 	Caster's next spell is accompanied by a loud thunderclap 	

3268: 	Caster's next spell is accompanied by a string quartet 	

3269: 	Caster's next spell is accompanied by horrifying shrieks 	

3270: 	Caster's next spell is accompanied by s00thing melodies 	

3271: 	Caster's next spell is actually cast at a random ally	

3272: 	Caster's next spell is automatically successful	

3273: 	Caster's next spell is chosen randomly from his memory 	

3274: 	Caster's next spell is not stripped from his memory 	

3275: 	Caster's next spell issues from strange location	

3276: 	Caster's next spell knocks him unconscious	

3277: 	Caster's next spell opens a Gate to a Lower Outer Plane	

3278: 	Caster's next spell p01ymorphs him into a frog 	

3279: 	Caster's next spell p01ymorphs him randomly 	

3280: 	Caster's next spell sends him to the Ethereal Plane 	

3281: 	Caster's next spell sends him to the nearest island 	

3282: 	Caster's next spell sends him to the nearest town	

3283: 	Caster's next spell sends him to where no one speaks Common	

3284: 	Caster's next spell sheathes him in flame 	

3285: 	Caster's next spell sheathes him in ice 	

3286: 	Caster's next spell sheathes him in mud	

3287: 	Caster's next spell shocks him silly (d20 HP damage) 	

3288: 	Caster's next spell summons a herd of cattle (or the like) 	

3289: 	Caster's next spell summons a huge, malodorous fog 	

3290: 	Caster's next spell summons a huge, malodorous frog 	

3291: 	Caster's next spell temporarily turns him to stone	

3292: 	Caster's next spell Wizard Locks all d00rs within 90 yards	

3293: 	Caster's next teleport has a random destination	

3294: 	Caster's next Wild Surge mimics the spell that caused this one	

3295: 	Caster's nose and mouth seal shut; cannot breathe	

3296: 	Caster's nose and one ear exchange places	

3297: 	Caster's nose and one eye exchange places	

3298: 	Caster's nose enlarges every time he hears his name	

3299: 	Caster's nose enlarges whenever he tells a lie	

3300: 	Caster's nose turns spherical and bright red	

3301: 	Caster's own corpse appears from the future to attack him 	

3302: 	Caster's perception of "left" and "right" becomes inverted 	

3303: 	Caster's pockets are linked with someone else's (who knows?) 	

3304: 	Caster's pockets are linked; all reach to one space	

3305: 	Caster's pockets are suddenly full of snail shells	

3306: 	Caster's pockets become H01ey	

3307: 	Caster's pockets become pockets of devouring 	

3308: 	Caster's pockets continually fill with sand 	

3309: 	Caster's pockets continually fill with water 	

3310: 	Caster's pockets double their capacity	

3311: 	Caster's pockets double their interior dimensions	

3312: 	Caster's pockets dump their contents	

3313: 	Caster's pockets each contain a small figurine of him	

3314: 	Caster's pockets exchange contents	

3315: 	Caster's pockets exchange contents with random ally's	

3316: 	Caster's pockets fill with ants 	

3317: 	Caster's pockets fill with blood 	

3318: 	Caster's pockets fill with butter	

3319: 	Caster's pockets fill with diamond dust	

3320: 	Caster's pockets fill with eggs	

3321: 	Caster's pockets fill with fingernail clippings	

3322: 	Caster's pockets fill with gas01ine 	

3323: 	Caster's pockets fill with gold dust 	

3324: 	Caster's pockets fill with green slime 	

3325: 	Caster's pockets fill with human eyes 	

3326: 	Caster's pockets fill with ice cream 	

3327: 	Caster's pockets fill with iron filings 	

3328: 	Caster's pockets fill with leaves	

3329: 	Caster's pockets fill with lint and fluff	

3330: 	Caster's pockets fill with mercury	

3331: 	Caster's pockets fill with mice	

3332: 	Caster's pockets fill with mousetraps	

3333: 	Caster's pockets fill with pebbles	

3334: 	Caster's pockets fill with pins and needles	

3335: 	Caster's pockets fill with razor blades	

3336: 	Caster's pockets fill with rot grubs	

3337: 	Caster's pockets fill with salmon	

3338: 	Caster's pockets fill with sand	

3339: 	Caster's pockets fill with skunks	

3340: 	Caster's pockets fill with sodium	

3341: 	Caster's pockets fill with sodium and water 	

3342: 	Caster's pockets fill with tar and feathers 	

3343: 	Caster's pockets fill with thorns and thistles 	

3344: 	Caster's pockets fill with universal s01vent 	

3345: 	Caster's pockets fill with water	

3346: 	Caster's pockets preserve the temperature of anything in them	

3347: 	Caster's pockets seal shut	

3348: 	Caster's pockets seal shut and fill with helium	

3349: 	Caster's pockets spew forth hot water every hour on the hour	

3350: 	Caster's pockets sprout sharp teeth	

3351: 	Caster's pockets turn invisible	

3352: 	Caster's pockets won't release him after he reaches into them	

3353: 	Caster's possessions burst into flame	

3354: 	Caster's possessions have no weight	

3355: 	Caster's presence causes animals to become aggressive	

3356: 	Caster's presence causes candles to burn blue	

3357: 	Caster's presence causes children to cry	

3358: 	Caster's presence causes fires to attract wild animals 	

3359: 	Caster's presence causes fires to burn an unusual c010r 	

3360: 	Caster's presence causes fires to stink like carrion 	

3361: 	Caster's presence causes flame to burn c01d	

3362: 	Caster's presence causes holy symb01s to glow blood red 	

3363: 	Caster's presence causes ice to form on nearby water 	

3364: 	Caster's presence causes light to dim	

3365: 	Caster's presence causes metal to sweat oily water	

3366: 	Caster's presence causes musical instruments to go out of tune 	

3367: 	Caster's presence causes normal d00rs and shutters to jam 	

3368: 	Caster's presence causes normal d00rs and shutters to slam 	

3369: 	Caster's presence causes objects to become lost	

3370: 	Caster's presence causes rooms to clutter and grow disorganized	

3371: 	Caster's presence causes severe discomfort to undead	

3372: 	Caster's presence causes voices to issue from metal around him	

3373: 	Caster's presence enrages elementals	

3374: 	Caster's presence gives g00se-bumps to those around him 	

3375: 	Caster's presence incites ravenous hunger in animals 	

3376: 	Caster's presence is s00thing to wild animals	

3377: 	Caster's present HPs flip; 07 HP become 70 HP	

3378: 	Caster's principal weapon adopts his personality for d6 years 	

3379: 	Caster's principal weapon always inflicts maximum damage 	

3380: 	Caster's principal weapon always inflicts minimum damage 	

3381: 	Caster's principal weapon appears in caster's esophagus	

3382: 	Caster's principal weapon attacks him like a Sword of Dancing	

3383: 	Caster's principal weapon attracts demons 	

3384: 	Caster's principal weapon becomes Undead 	

3385: 	Caster's principal weapon crumbles to sawdust 	

3386: 	Caster's principal weapon doubles in length	

3387: 	Caster's principal weapon exists in only two dimensions	

3388: 	Caster's principal weapon grows wings and flies away	

3389: 	Caster's principal weapon H01ds him whenever it inflicts damage 	

3390: 	Caster's principal weapon is absorbed by him; causes no damage 	

3391: 	Caster's principal weapon is covered with human flesh	

3392: 	Caster's principal weapon is encased in human bone	

3393: 	Caster's principal weapon is greatly sought after by undead 	

3394: 	Caster's principal weapon is invisible to all but him: +1 ToHit 	

3395: 	Caster's principal weapon is never quite where he left it	

3396: 	Caster's principal weapon is rendered h0110w; shatters easily	

3397: 	Caster's principal weapon is revealed to be Intelligent 	

3398: 	Caster's principal weapon is sought for use in a holy war 	

3399: 	Caster's principal weapon lodges in his esophagus	

3400: 	Caster's principal weapon negates darkness in a 10 f00t radius 	

3401: 	Caster's principal weapon negates light in a 10 f00t radius 	

3402: 	Caster's principal weapon seems to detect evil everywhere 	

3403: 	Caster's principal weapon shrinks to 1/2 its size	

3404: 	Caster's principal weapon smells of rotting meat	

3405: 	Caster's principal weapon teleports to his principal dwelling	

3406: 	Caster's principal weapon turns into a shovel 	

3407: 	Caster's principal weapon turns into aluminum 	

3408: 	Caster's principal weapon turns to butter 	

3409: 	Caster's principal weapon turns to clay	

3410: 	Caster's principal weapon turns to rubber	

3411: 	Caster's principal weapon turns to silk and cannot cause damage	

3412: 	Caster's principal weapon turns to snow 	

3413: 	Caster's principal weapon turns to steam 	

3414: 	Caster's principal weapon turns to wax	

3415: 	Caster's principal weapon vanishes next time it strikes someone 	

3416: 	Caster's principal weapon winds itself around caster's arms 	

3417: 	Caster's principal weapon winds itself around caster's head 	

3418: 	Caster's principal weapon winds itself around caster's legs 	

3419: 	Caster's rate of aging redoubles hourly	

3420: 	Caster's reflection animates as in a Mirror of Opposition	

3421: 	Caster's reflection appears subtly wrong	

3422: 	Caster's reflection shows the caster's back instead of front	

3423: 	Caster's right arm is immobilized by a plaster cast	

3424: 	Caster's right arm turns to another left arm, mounted backwards	

3425: 	Caster's right knee is no longer able to bend	

3426: 	Caster's right thumb and index finger switch places	

3427: 	Caster's rings all link into a chain	

3428: 	Caster's rings develop a series of sharp projections inside	

3429: 	Caster's rings drop to -30° Fahrenheit	

3430: 	Caster's rings ring like church bells when he speaks his name	

3431: 	Caster's rings suddenly appear in his stomach	

3432: 	Caster's rings suddenly appear on his toes	

3433: 	Caster's rings suddenly appear piercing his earlobes 	

3434: 	Caster's rings suddenly appear piercing his nose 	

3435: 	Caster's rings suddenly double in diameter	

3436: 	Caster's rings turn his fingers to the metal they are made of 	

3437: 	Caster's rings turn to flesh, retaining their enchantments 	

3438: 	Caster's Saves "flip" relative to 10; 11 becomes 9, etc.	

3439: 	Caster's scent is s00thing to hounds 	

3440: 	Caster's scent is terrifying to hounds 	

3441: 	Caster's sense of balance is shifted 90°	

3442: 	Caster's sense of beauty and ugliness is reversed	

3443: 	Caster's sense of north and south fluctuates daily	

3444: 	Caster's sentences are appended with hallucinatory vulgarities 	

3445: 	Caster's sentences spoken as questions, spellcasting impossible 	

3446: 	Caster's shadow always falls in the same direction	

3447: 	Caster's shadow appears to be outlined with chalk 	

3448: 	Caster's shadow becomes a full c010r picture of caster 	

3449: 	Caster's shadow does not appear to be connected to him 	

3450: 	Caster's shadow falls in opposite direction	

3451: 	Caster's shadow gestures obscenely when he is not 100king	

3452: 	Caster's shadow gets the hiccups for 1d10 days	

3453: 	Caster's shadow has a gaping h01e in its torso	

3454: 	Caster's shadow is a mirror image of what it should be	

3455: 	Caster's shadow is afraid of the dark	

3456: 	Caster's shadow is twice the size it should be 	

3457: 	Caster's shadow is visible even when he is not 	

3458: 	Caster's shadow lacks a head	

3459: 	Caster's shadow pushes other shadows out of its way 	

3460: 	Caster's shadow rattles as it slides across the ground	

3461: 	Caster's shadow rises and walks away	

3462: 	Caster's shadow rises up and tries to strangle him	

3463: 	Caster's shield becomes enchanted with the Frisky Chest Spell	

3464: 	Caster's shield turns to adamantite; gains +2	

3465: 	Caster's shield turns to glass; receives -6 until broken 	

3466: 	Caster's shield turns to ice; receives -3 until broken 	

3467: 	Caster's shield turns to mithral; gains +1	

3468: 	Caster's short-term memory is lost but recalls long-past events	

3469: 	Caster's skeleton appears to be standing three feet to his left	

3470: 	Caster's skeleton becomes Undead while still in his body 	

3471: 	Caster's skeleton glows through his skin when he casts a spell	

3472: 	Caster's skeleton glows through his skin when he says his name	

3473: 	Caster's skeleton glows through his skin whenever he is angry	

3474: 	Caster's skeleton p01ymorphs to that of another random creature	

3475: 	Caster's skeleton rotates 360°; caster reduced to 1 HP	

3476: 	Caster's skeleton turns to diamond but retains usefulness	

3477: 	Caster's skin alternates red-to-white as his heart beats	

3478: 	Caster's skin and armor merge; undetectable but AC is retained	

3479: 	Caster's skin appears scorched like he was burned at the stake	

3480: 	Caster's skin appears to be tight-fitting chain mail	

3481: 	Caster's skin attacks him by constriction; -1d4 HP per round 	

3482: 	Caster's skin becomes poisonous to him; -1 HP per round 	

3483: 	Caster's skin becomes the same material as the target	

3484: 	Caster's skin cannot be cut by non-magical metal 	

3485: 	Caster's skin c010r fluctuates randomly for d20 days	

3486: 	Caster's skin enlarges 10%, but the caster does not	

3487: 	Caster's skin feels like bark but looks normal	

3488: 	Caster's skin feels like feathers but looks normal	

3489: 	Caster's skin feels like fur but looks normal	

3490: 	Caster's skin feels like sandpaper but looks normal	

3491: 	Caster's skin feels like scales but looks normal	

3492: 	Caster's skin feels like warm wax	

3493: 	Caster's skin forms an insect-like exoskeleton (-2d6 to CHA)	

3494: 	Caster's skin grows to cover any rings he's wearing 	

3495: 	Caster's skin hangs on his body like a loose garment 	

3496: 	Caster's skin has a number of suction-cup welts on it 	

3497: 	Caster's skin has an odd tint to it	

3498: 	Caster's skin is burned by nonmagical rain	

3499: 	Caster's skin is imprinted with a cryptic-100king map	

3500: 	Caster's skin is resistant to cuts and lacerations 	

3501: 	Caster's skin is uncomfortably c01d to the touch 	

3502: 	Caster's skin looks dusty but feels normal	

3503: 	Caster's skin looks like porcelain but feels normal	

3504: 	Caster's skin looks like stone but feels normal	

3505: 	Caster's skin looks like wet paint but feels normal	

3506: 	Caster's skin pulsates as though infested with maggots	

3507: 	Caster's skin seems to burn from his body when he casts a spell	

3508: 	Caster's skin seems to glisten with slime	

3509: 	Caster's skin shrinks 10%, but the caster does not	

3510: 	Caster's skin sprouts quills like a cactus 	

3511: 	Caster's skin sprouts quills like a g00se 	

3512: 	Caster's skin sprouts quills like a porcupine	

3513: 	Caster's skin teleports three feet to the left	

3514: 	Caster's skin turns inside out on his body	

3515: 	Caster's skin turns to black pudding	

3516: 	Caster's skin turns to bone; lasts d4 rounds	

3517: 	Caster's skin turns to cloth	

3518: 	Caster's skin turns to flexible silver-like material	

3519: 	Caster's skin turns to grey 00ze	

3520: 	Caster's skin turns to mithral for d10 rounds; AC-3, MR 0	

3521: 	Caster's skin turns to snow	

3522: 	Caster's skin turns to steel while he sleeps	

3523: 	Caster's skull becomes Ethereal	

3524: 	Caster's skull is dimly visible through his flesh	

3525: 	Caster's skull shrinks by 50%; Save vs Death or die	

3526: 	Caster's skull turns to iron; AC bonus +2; shields vs. psionics	

3527: 	Caster's smile appears rotten and decayed 	

3528: 	Caster's smile appears superhumanly perfect 	

3529: 	Caster's smile causes fear in children	

3530: 	Caster's smile is disconcerting to those of opposite sex	

3531: 	Caster's smile is personally offensive to those of opposite sex 	

3532: 	Caster's smile is strangely attractive to those of opposite sex 	

3533: 	Caster's speech is delayed by 4 segments; +4 to casting times 	

3534: 	Caster's spellb00k and nearest c00kb00k exchange places 	

3535: 	Caster's spellb00k appears to be ablaze whenever he opens it 	

3536: 	Caster's spellb00k becomes a stone tablet engraved with spells 	

3537: 	Caster's spellb00k becomes sentient, with INT 11+d8	

3538: 	Caster's spellb00k becomes unintelligible to any but him 	

3539: 	Caster's spellb00k bursts into illusionary flame for d10 rounds 	

3540: 	Caster's spellb00k causes insanity in anyone else browsing it 	

3541: 	Caster's spellb00k Enlarges by a factor of 2d10	

3542: 	Caster's spellb00k giggles maniacally when it is opened 	

3543: 	Caster's spellb00k is teleported back to his library 	

3544: 	Caster's spellb00k slams shut if anyone but him reads it 	

3545: 	Caster's spellb00k starts flapping and tries to fly away 	

3546: 	Caster's spellb00k turns invisible for d4 days	

3547: 	Caster's spellb00k turns to a mundane item when not in use	

3548: 	Caster's spellb00k turns to lead 	

3549: 	Caster's spellb00k turns to steam 	

3550: 	Caster's spellb00k turns to steel	

3551: 	Caster's spellb00k, when open, also acts as a portable h01e 	

3552: 	Caster's spells function as if cast by someone twice his level 	

3553: 	Caster's spells require him to touch the target to function 	

3554: 	Caster's spilt blood swarms with maggots and mosquitoes 	

3555: 	Caster's spine doubles its length	

3556: 	Caster's spine fuses into a single bone	

3557: 	Caster's spine turns to rubber	

3558: 	Caster's spine vanishes	

3559: 	Caster's staff is replaced by a Winchester 30.06 with one shell	

3560: 	Caster's staff turns to an umbrella	

3561: 	Caster's stomach becomes Bag of H01ding; starves in d4 days	

3562: 	Caster's Strength is increased by 1 for d4 turns 	

3563: 	Caster's Strength is reduced by d6 for d6 days 	

3564: 	Caster's teeth appear blood-red	

3565: 	Caster's teeth chatter constantly while he is asleep	

3566: 	Caster's teeth double in size when he tells a lie	

3567: 	Caster's teeth fall out; gets 1 GP for each left under pillow 	

3568: 	Caster's teeth fuse for d4 hours; spellcasting impossible 	

3569: 	Caster's teeth fuse together when he tells a lie	

3570: 	Caster's teeth glow in the dark	

3571: 	Caster's teeth heat to 110° when he tells a lie	

3572: 	Caster's teeth heat to 180°	

3573: 	Caster's teeth receive unintelligible radio transmissions	

3574: 	Caster's teeth rotate 180°	

3575: 	Caster's teeth turn to diamonds	

3576: 	Caster's teeth turn to ice and melt; regrow in 1d10 days 	

3577: 	Caster's teeth vanish at sunset and reappear at sunrise 	

3578: 	Caster's teeth vanish when he tells a lie	

3579: 	Caster's THAC0 becomes 1, but his attacks inflict only 1 HP	

3580: 	Caster's THAC0 becomes 25, but his attacks inflict full damage	

3581: 	Caster's THAC0 is 0 for d6 hours	

3582: 	Caster's THAC0 is 25 for d6 hours	

3583: 	Caster's THAC0 is permanently improved by 1	

3584: 	Caster's THAC0 is permanently worsened by 1	

3585: 	Caster's throws d4 shadows	

3586: 	Caster's thumbs become non-opposable like his other fingers	

3587: 	Caster's tongue appears forked	

3588: 	Caster's tongue changes c010r	

3589: 	Caster's tongue elongates d12 inches	

3590: 	Caster's tongue explodes for 2d10 points of damage	

3591: 	Caster's tongue glows like a firefly	

3592: 	Caster's tongue leaps from his mouth and slithers away 	

3593: 	Caster's tongue looks like a blade whenever he is angry	

3594: 	Caster's tongue loops into a knot; spellcasting impossible	

3595: 	Caster's tongue turns to a snake (-d4 to cHA)	

3596: 	Caster's tongue turns to glass 	

3597: 	Caster's tongue turns to leather	

3598: 	Caster's tongue vanishes	

3599: 	Caster's torso (not head or legs) rotates 180° without harm	

3600: 	Caster's torso (not head or legs) rotates 360° without harm	

3601: 	Caster's torso (not head or legs) rotates 90° without harm	

3602: 	Caster's total existence in the present is eradicated	

3603: 	Caster's touch can drain hit points, but he loses a like amount	

3604: 	Caster's touch causes closed wounds to reopen	

3605: 	Caster's touch causes cloth to fade in c010r	

3606: 	Caster's touch causes damage as principal weapon, which is lost	

3607: 	Caster's touch causes domesticated animals to become wild	

3608: 	Caster's touch causes flowers to b100m out of season	

3609: 	Caster's touch causes flowers to break into song	

3610: 	Caster's touch causes glass to blacken	

3611: 	Caster's touch causes glass to crack	

3612: 	Caster's touch causes holy items to blaze with illusionary fire	

3613: 	Caster's touch causes ink to change c010r	

3614: 	Caster's touch causes magical items to discharge randomly	

3615: 	Caster's touch causes metals to tarnish	

3616: 	Caster's touch causes metals to vanish	

3617: 	Caster's touch causes nonliving items to change c010r	

3618: 	Caster's touch causes normal metals to tarnish	

3619: 	Caster's touch causes normal plants to wilt	

3620: 	Caster's touch causes trees to bear poisonous fruit	

3621: 	Caster's touch causes water to become carbonated for 1d10 turns	

3622: 	Caster's touch causes water to become poisonous for 1d10 turns	

3623: 	Caster's touch causes water to taste soapy for 1d10 turns	

3624: 	Caster's touch causes wax to melt into suggestive shapes 	

3625: 	Caster's touch causes wounds to seal but restores no hit points	

3626: 	Caster's touch is like that of a rust monster	

3627: 	Caster's touch robs plants of their c010r 	

3628: 	Caster's touch turns clothing inside-out 	

3629: 	Caster's touch warps normal plants and wood	

3630: 	Caster's treasure turns to snow	

3631: 	Caster's treasure turns to steam	

3632: 	Caster's veins and arteries turn to iron	

3633: 	Caster's vision extends only 100 yards in any direction	

3634: 	Caster's visual perceptions are inverted; left-to-right	

3635: 	Caster's voice causes fruit to fall from nearby trees	

3636: 	Caster's voice causes nearby animals to howl	

3637: 	Caster's voice comes from somewhere else when he speaks 	

3638: 	Caster's voice echoes for d4 rounds, casting times doubled 	

3639: 	Caster's voice matches that of each person with whom he speaks	

3640: 	Caster's voice reverberates oddly when he speaks	

3641: 	Caster's voice seems whiny and annoying to strangers	

3642: 	Caster's voice sounds like gravel rattling in a tin box	

3643: 	Caster's voice sounds like it's coming from down a long pipe	

3644: 	Caster's voice sounds vaguely like buzzing insects	

3645: 	Caster's weapon acquires the caster's personality	

3646: 	Caster's weapon argues with him about who to attack next 	

3647: 	Caster's weapon attacks him as a fighter of caster's level 	

3648: 	Caster's weapon can discharge spell's effect (d4 uses) 	

3649: 	Caster's weapon crumbles to dust upon next usage	

3650: 	Caster's weapon explodes, inflicting d6 damage to all within 10'	

3651: 	Caster's weapon turns to adamantite; gains +2	

3652: 	Caster's weapon turns to choc01ate	

3653: 	Caster's weapon turns to mithral; gains +1	

3654: 	Caster's weapon turns to sponge; can cause no damage	

3655: 	Caster's weapon twists into a knot	

3656: 	Caster's weight doubles	

3657: 	Caster's weight fluctuates by ±50% every turn	

3658: 	Caster's weight increases by a factor of 3d10	

3659: 	Caster's weight lowers by d100 lbs; if less than 0, floats away	

3660: 	Caster's Wisdom is increased by 1 for d4 turns	

3661: 	Caster's Wisdom is reduced by d6 for d6 days	

3662: 	Caster's word order is shuffled; verbal spellcasting impossible	

3663: 	Children shriek in horror when the caster is near	

3664: 	Clasps and buttons fall off clothing in the caster's presence 	

3665: 	Clothing feels like gritty sandpaper against caster's skin 	

3666: 	Clothing of caster and random ally is magically exchanged 	

3667: 	Clothing of caster and random foe is magically exchanged 	

3668: 	Clothing of caster and target is magically exchanged	

3669: 	Clothing turns invisible 1d6 hours after the caster puts it on	

3670: 	C010r Spray strikes the caster	

3671: 	C010red beads tumble from the caster's mouth when he lies 	

3672: 	C010red lights dance around the caster's head when he speaks 	

3673: 	Cream cheese 00zes from the caster's nostrils	

3674: 	Create Water drenches caster whenever he speaks his name 	

3675: 	Dairy products become poisonous after the caster handles them 	

3676: 	Darkness, 100' radius, centers on caster for d10 rounds	

3677: 	Death appears, captures caster's soul, and disappears 	

3678: 	Death appears, hugs caster, and vanishes; caster unharmed 	

3679: 	Death appears, swings a mop at caster, and disappears	

3680: 	Death appears, swings scythe, misses, curses, and disappears 	

3681: 	Death appears, taps caster on shoulder, chuckles, and vanishes 	

3682: 	Dust c011ects wherever the caster's shadow falls	

3683: 	Each day caster ages half of the way to his life expectancy	

3684: 	Each night caster dreams that Death is stalking him	

3685: 	Each night caster dreams that he has been asleep for 100 years	

3686: 	Each night caster dreams that he is unable to sleep 	

3687: 	Each night caster dreams that he is unable to use magic 	

3688: 	Each night caster dreams that he is unable to wake up	

3689: 	Each night, caster dreams of bugs crawling into his mouth 	

3690: 	Each night, caster dreams that he's trying to fall asleep 	

3691: 	Each night, caster is rained on even if no one else is 	

3692: 	Each night, caster sleeps until someone wakes him	

3693: 	Each of caster's boots weighs as much as he does 	

3694: 	Each of caster's hands weighs 1d10+10 pounds 	

3695: 	Each of caster's teeth is a different, bright c010r 	

3696: 	Each of caster's pockets accesses another	

3697: 	Each piece of caster's equipment teleports to a random plane 	

3698: 	Earth Elemental appears and drags caster to the Plane of Earth 	

3699: 	Earthen wall d4 feet thick, d12 feet high encircles caster 	

3700: 	Electricity seems to spark in caster's mouth when he smiles 	

3701: 	Ellran's Abs01ute Abjuration is discharged at caster's location 	

3702: 	Every creature within 60' of caster rotates 180°	

3703: 	Every spell cast by caster is accompanied by a loud drum roll	

3704: 	Everyone appears sickly and sallow to caster	

3705: 	Everyone caster touches knows his name	

3706: 	Everyone in the world knows caster's deepest secret	

3707: 	Everyone in the world knows that caster is a spell-user	

3708: 	Everyone within 10 miles forgets caster's name (until reminded)	

3709: 	Everyone within 10 miles suddenly knows caster's name	

3710: 	Everyone within 100 yards feels he's known the caster for years 	

3711: 	Everyone within 100 yards forgets who the caster is for 1 week 	

3712: 	Everyone within 100 yards knows when the caster casts a spell 	

3713: 	Everything appears 2X as large to caster	

3714: 	Everything that happened in previous round is negated	

3715: 	Everything that happened in previous round recurs in the next	

3716: 	Fire Elemental resides in caster's lungs; d10 HP damageIround	

3717: 	Fog Cloud spews from caster's mouth when he tries to speak	

3718: 	food tastes like bile to the caster	

3719: 	For d10 days, caster need only eat 1/2 the normal amount of food	

3720: 	For d4 hours, caster's touch turns all precious metal to lead	

3721: 	For d4 turns, caster's touch turns all s01id matter to gold	

3722: 	For d6 days, caster can find secret d00rs 9 out of 10 times 	

3723: 	For d6 hours, all within 10' of caster covet his spellb00k 	

3724: 	For d6 hours, caster's touch turns all gems to c010red ice 	

3725: 	For d6 turns caster's gains a bloodhound's 01factory acuity 	

3726: 	For some reason, the caster doesn't think steel can hurt him 	

3727: 	Foul-smelling foam 00zes from caster's ears while he sleeps 	

3728: 	From now on, caster must roll ToHit with Magic Missiles 	

3729: 	Fruits and vegetables rot more rapidly in the caster's presence	

3730: 	Gate to random outer plane; 50% extraplanar creature appears	

3731: 	gold becomes invisible to the caster	

3732: 	gold tarnishes at the caster's touch	

3733: 	G01ems become invisible to caster	

3734: 	Grass grows on the palms of caster's hands	

3735: 	Grass sprouts in caster's next 50 f00tprints	

3736: 	Gust of Wind blows from caster's mouth when he tries to speak	

3737: 	Half (left or right) of caster's f00tprints disappear	

3738: 	Half of caster's body is Slowed	

3739: 	Half of caster's head vanishes, though he is unharmed 	

3740: 	Half-either front or back-of caster's clothing is invisible	

3741: 	Healing efforts have a 20% to inflict damage on caster	

3742: 	Hysterical laughter echoes from above when caster says his name	

3743: 	If anyone should ask	

3744: 	If caster finds a bag of h01ding, he climbs into it	

3745: 	If caster is slain, his k	

3746: 	If caster is slain, his k	

3747: 	If caster is slain, his k	

3748: 	If caster is slain, his k	

3749: 	If caster is slain, his k	

3750: 	if caster is slain, his k 	

3751: 	If caster is slain, his k 	

3752: 	If caster is slain, his k 	

3753: 	If caster is slain, his k 	

3754: 	If caster is slain, his k 	

3755: 	If caster is slain, his k 	

3756: 	if struck	

3757: 	If struck aster seems to shatter and reassemble quick	

3758: 	If struck 	

3759: 	if struck 	

3760: 	If struck	

3761: 	Images of birds surround caster when he casts a spell	

3762: 	Images of caster stand in his f00tprints for d8 days	

3763: 	Images of ghostly figures surround caster when he casts a spell	

3764: 	Images of whirling blades surround caster when he casts a spell	

3765: 	Immediate area around caster always seems slightly blurry 	

3766: 	Immediate area around caster always seems slightly brighter	

3767: 	Immediate area around caster always seems slightly colder	

3768: 	Immediate area around caster always seems slightly dark	

3769: 	Immediate area around caster always seems slightly warmer	

3770: 	Immediate area around caster smells slightly of brimstone 	

3771: 	In times of need, caster can get nourishment from topsoil 	

3772: 	Inanimate objects are easily misplaced in the caster's presence 	

3773: 	Inanimate objects fall from shelves in the caster's presence 	

3774: 	Inanimate objects rattle slightly when the caster passes by	

3775: 	Inanimate objects seem slightly warmer in the caster's presence 	

3776: 	Intelligent weapons become stupid while the caster wields them 	

3777: 	Intelligent weapons hate the caster on sight	

3778: 	Intelligent weapons refuse to speak in the caster's presence 	

3779: 	Invisible bells ring in the air when the caster casts a spell 	

3780: 	Jewelry burns the caster like fire	

3781: 	Last spell used by caster returns to strike him next round	

3782: 	Leaves and twigs whirl about caster like a cyclone 	

3783: 	Left half of caster's body ages at 5X normal rate 	

3784: 	Left half of caster's body gains +2 Strength	

3785: 	Left half of caster's body shrinks by 50%	

3786: 	Light shines from the back of caster's head	

3787: 	Lightning strikes caster (6d6 HP) next time he kills something	

3788: 	Liquids effervesce in the caster's hands	

3789: 	Liquids turn opaque in the caster's hands	

3790: 	Living creatures appear blurry and indistinct to caster	

3791: 	100king into one of caster's ears gives a view out the other 	

3792: 	100king through caster's ears provides a view like a telescope 	

3793: 	Loud noises cause caster to bleed from the ears	

3794: 	Magic Mouth appears on caster's back, shouting obscenities	

3795: 	Magical healing efforts cause caster's age to fluctuate	

3796: 	Magical healing efforts cause caster's sex to change	

3797: 	Magical healing efforts work but cause great pain to caster	

3798: 	Milk pours from caster's nose whenever he laughs 	

3799: 	Milk, cream, and butter spoil in the caster's presence 	

3800: 	Money looks counterfeit while in the caster's hands	

3801: 	Mournful chanting fills the air when the caster speaks his name	

3802: 	Nearest child claims the caster as its parent	

3803: 	Nearest church accuses caster of robbing the p00r box	

3804: 	Nearest dragon claims caster as its familiar	

3805: 	Nearest dragon's horde teleports to caster's home	

3806: 	Nearest Druid thinks caster willingly started a forest fire	

3807: 	Nearest fire animates as an Elemental obedient to the caster 	

3808: 	Nearest frog assumes human form (attributesIalignment random) 	

3809: 	Nearest Lich is teleported to within 120' of caster	

3810: 	Nearest person of opposite sex tries to kill the caster	

3811: 	Nearest royal of opposite sex develops intense hatred of caster	

3812: 	Nearest royal of opposite sex falls in love with caster	

3813: 	Nearest royal of opposite sex thinks caster kidnapped himIher 	

3814: 	Nearest royal of opposite sex thinks caster once saved himIher 	

3815: 	Nearest royal of opposite sex thinks caster st01e from himIher 	

3816: 	Nearest royal of opposite sex thinks caster to be a relative	

3817: 	Nearest scarecrow becomes animate and hunts caster relentlessly	

3818: 	Nearest tree imprisons caster within its trunk	

3819: 	Necromantic magic doesn't work on caster for one year	

3820: 	Next 10 lbs. of food touched by caster turn to stone	

3821: 	Next 1d10 spells used by caster have their effects reversed	

3822: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become acid	

3823: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become an Elemental	

3824: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become blood	

3825: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become cement 	

3826: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become Dwarven ale 	

3827: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become Elven wine 	

3828: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become fuel oil	

3829: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become Gnome mead 	

3830: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become Halfling beer 	

3831: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become Liquid Evil 	

3832: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become magma	

3833: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become mercury 	

3834: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become m01ten lead 	

3835: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become nitroglycerin	

3836: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster become Orc bathwater	

3837: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by caster evaporate	

3838: 	Next 2d10 spells used by caster affect caster & target equally	

3839: 	Next 2d4 spells used by caster automatically fail	

3840: 	Next 2d4 Summonings by caster summon local Council members	

3841: 	Next 2d6 spells employed by caster conjure cute little rabbits	

3842: 	Next ally touched by caster Blinks for 1 turn	

3843: 	Next ally touched by caster burst into illusionary flame	

3844: 	Next ally touched by caster does not require sleep for d6 days	

3845: 	Next ally touched by caster drops to 1 Hit Point	

3846: 	Next ally touched by caster falls unconscious	

3847: 	Next ally touched by caster flies into a 2-turn berserker fury	

3848: 	Next ally touched by caster forgets who caster is	

3849: 	Next ally touched by caster is Healed	

3850: 	Next ally touched by caster is surrounded by a swarm of hornets	

3851: 	Next ally touched by caster levitates for d20 rounds	

3852: 	Next ally touched by caster steals his memorized spells 	

3853: 	Next ally touched by caster triggers all his memorized spells 	

3854: 	Next attempt at teleportation sends caster to Astral plane 	

3855: 	Next attempt at teleportation sends caster to current location	

3856: 	Next beneficial enchantment by caster acts as equivalent curse 	

3857: 	Next beneficial enchantment on caster acts as equivalent curse 	

3858: 	Next boat or ship seen by caster sinks	

3859: 	Next breath exhaled by caster becomes free willed Air elemental 	

3860: 	Next creature caster touches absorbs damage caused by caster	

3861: 	Next creature caster touches absorbs damage inflicted on caster	

3862: 	Next creature caster touches cannot thereafter be harmed by him	

3863: 	Next creature caster touches cannot thereafter harm him	

3864: 	Next creature slain by caster resurrects as his ally	

3865: 	Next creature slain by caster resurrects with double hit points 	

3866: 	Next creature touched by caster explodes; reforms in d20 rounds	

3867: 	Next creature touched by caster flies into a berserker rage	

3868: 	Next creature touched by caster randomly changes alignment 	

3869: 	Next creature touched by caster Saves vs Death or turns to ice 	

3870: 	Next Curse placed upon caster has no effect	

3871: 	Next d00rway passed through by caster becomes a Gate 	

3872: 	Next fire set by caster acts as a brazier of sleep smoke 	

3873: 	Next fire set by caster acts as a gate to Elemental Fire 	

3874: 	Next fire set by caster affects all near as Potion of delusion	

3875: 	Next fire set by caster appears 10 times larger, but is not	

3876: 	Next fire set by caster appears 10 times smaller, but is not	

3877: 	Next fire set by caster becomes free-willed fire elemental	

3878: 	Next fire set by caster boils any water carried by him	

3879: 	Next fire set by caster burns 10 times hotter	

3880: 	Next fire set by caster burns a 10 yard crater into the ground	

3881: 	Next fire set by caster burns in a corkscrew shape	

3882: 	Next fire set by caster burns in a cube	

3883: 	Next fire set by caster burns in a sphere	

3884: 	Next fire set by caster burns in an inverted cone	

3885: 	Next fire set by caster burns in the shape of his initials 	

3886: 	Next fire set by caster burns only in two dimensions 	

3887: 	Next fire set by caster can be seen for 1 mile	

3888: 	Next fire set by caster cannot be extinguished normally 	

3889: 	Next fire set by caster causes a fountain to well up beneath it	

3890: 	Next fire set by caster covers all who view it with black ash	

3891: 	Next fire set by caster detonates as a 3 die Fireball	

3892: 	Next fire set by caster duplicates his personality	

3893: 	Next fire set by caster flies into the sky	

3894: 	Next fire set by caster f0110ws caster wherever he goes	

3895: 	Next fire set by caster gives no light (normal or infra-visual)	

3896: 	Next fire set by caster has sentience; won't want to be put out 	

3897: 	Next fire set by caster ignites all water within 100 yards 	

3898: 	Next fire set by caster ignites his clothing	

3899: 	Next fire set by caster makes all who view it itch vi01ently	

3900: 	Next fire set by caster moans ominously while it burns	

3901: 	Next fire set by caster plays entertaining music while it burns 	

3902: 	Next fire set by caster provides heat for him but no one else 	

3903: 	Next fire set by caster provides no heat for him, only others 	

3904: 	Next fire set by caster puts the scent of blood in the air	

3905: 	Next fire set by caster puts the scent of brimstone in the air 	

3906: 	Next fire set by caster puts the scent of burnt skin in the air 	

3907: 	Next fire set by caster puts the scent of decay in the air 	

3908: 	Next fire set by caster puts the scent of fresh meat in the air 	

3909: 	Next fire set by caster puts the scent of jasmine in the air 	

3910: 	Next fire set by caster puts the scent of m01d in the air 	

3911: 	Next fire set by caster puts the scent of skunk in the air 	

3912: 	Next fire set by caster radiates c01d instead of heat	

3913: 	Next fire set by caster radiates darkness instead of light	

3914: 	Next fire set by caster rages out of contr01	

3915: 	Next fire set by caster rises and runs away; burns nothing else 	

3916: 	Next fire set by caster scorches the earth in a 100 yard radius 	

3917: 	Next fire set by caster shrieks like a Shrieker while it burns 	

3918: 	Next fire set by caster sings like a robin while it burns	

3919: 	Next fire set by caster snuffs his sense of smell	

3920: 	Next fire set by caster snuffs oxygen in a 20 yard radius 	

3921: 	Next fire set by caster sounds like distant, whispering voices 	

3922: 	Next fire set by caster speaks insults to him while it burns 	

3923: 	Next fire set by caster summons hostile air elementals	

3924: 	Next fire set by caster throws heat in only one direction 	

3925: 	Next fire set by caster turns to iron after three turns 	

3926: 	Next fire set by caster wafts its smoke to f0110w him	

3927: 	Next fire set by caster warms only those facing away from it 	

3928: 	Next fire set by caster whispers horrible things to him 	

3929: 	Next fire set by caster will not ignite	

3930: 	Next full pound of pepper touched by caster becomes gunpowder	

3931: 	Next horse ridden by caster ages one year per minute	

3932: 	Next horse ridden by caster bonds with him like a Warhorse 	

3933: 	Next horse ridden by caster doesn't tire while he rides it 	

3934: 	Next horse ridden by caster hurls him like an ejector seat 	

3935: 	Next horse ridden by caster is a mechanical automaton 	

3936: 	Next horse ridden by caster is as wild as a free mustang 	

3937: 	Next horse ridden by caster is embarrassingly flatulent 	

3938: 	Next horse ridden by caster shrinks to 1/2 its size	

3939: 	Next horse ridden by caster sings country music	

3940: 	Next horse ridden by caster throws him for 1d10 hit points 	

3941: 	Next horse ridden by caster tries to walk on two legs 	

3942: 	Next horse ridden by caster turns into a centaur	

3943: 	Next horse ridden by caster won't stop walking until dawn 	

3944: 	Next illusion employed by caster becomes free-willed and real 	

3945: 	Next Lich seen by caster is restored to true life	

3946: 	Next magical blade touchingItouched by caster becomes inert 	

3947: 	Next meal prepared by caster acts as a potion of extra healing 	

3948: 	Next meal prepared by caster acts as a random-effect potion 	

3949: 	Next meal prepared by caster acts as a random-strength poison 	

3950: 	Next meal prepared by caster animates and attacks him	

3951: 	Next meal prepared by caster appears to radiate evil	

3952: 	Next meal prepared by caster attempts to eat him	

3953: 	Next meal prepared by caster causes mysterious hallucinations	

3954: 	Next meal prepared by caster causes vi01ent nausea	

3955: 	Next meal prepared by caster consumes and digests itself	

3956: 	Next meal prepared by caster depletes a like nutritional amount 	

3957: 	Next meal prepared by caster explodes as 3HD fireball when cut 	

3958: 	Next meal prepared by caster freezes s01id	

3959: 	Next meal prepared by caster groans like a banshee for 1 round	

3960: 	Next meal prepared by caster has no taste whatsoever 	

3961: 	Next meal prepared by caster induces vegetarianism 	

3962: 	Next meal prepared by caster is covered in sores and boils	

3963: 	Next meal prepared by caster is pristine and beautiful	

3964: 	Next meal prepared by caster is scabrous and infected	

3965: 	Next meal prepared by caster is toxic to anyone but him	

3966: 	Next meal prepared by caster is toxic to him but no one else	

3967: 	Next meal prepared by caster levitates 10+d20 feet in the air	

3968: 	Next meal prepared by caster melts	

3969: 	Next meal prepared by caster provides nutrition for two weeks	

3970: 	Next meal prepared by caster resurrects and flees	

3971: 	Next meal prepared by caster screams when cut or bitten	

3972: 	Next meal prepared by caster sprouts cactus quills	

3973: 	Next meal prepared by caster sprouts hair	

3974: 	Next meal prepared by caster stays raw; cannot be cooked by him	

3975: 	Next meal prepared by caster tastes bad but gives 3X nutrition	

3976: 	Next meal prepared by caster tastes better than anything else 	

3977: 	Next meal prepared by caster tastes like blood	

3978: 	Next meal prepared by caster tastes like blood 	

3979: 	Next meal prepared by caster tastes like brimstone	

3980: 	Next meal prepared by caster tastes like chicken	

3981: 	Next meal prepared by caster tastes like demihuman flesh	

3982: 	Next meal prepared by caster tastes like honey	

3983: 	Next meal prepared by caster tastes like iron	

3984: 	Next meal prepared by caster tastes like liver	

3985: 	Next meal prepared by caster tastes like liver	

3986: 	Next meal prepared by caster tastes like the last meal he ate 	

3987: 	Next meal prepared by caster turns to already-digested matter 	

3988: 	Next meal prepared by caster turns to blood-red snow	

3989: 	Next meal prepared by caster turns to bone	

3990: 	Next meal prepared by caster turns to fat and gristle	

3991: 	Next meal prepared by caster turns to gold 	

3992: 	Next meal prepared by caster turns to mercury	

3993: 	Next meal prepared by caster turns to sand	

3994: 	Next meal prepared by caster turns to steel	

3995: 	Next meal prepared by caster turns to stone	

3996: 	Next meal prepared by caster turns to wood	

3997: 	Next nonmagical blade touched by caster becomes magical	

3998: 	Next nonmagical blade touched by caster is blunted	

3999: 	Next 00ze or slime seen by caster turns to choc01ate pudding	

4000: 	Next PC caster touches adopts his physical form	

4001: 	Next person met for the first time by the caster hates him 	

4002: 	Next pond caster enters asks him to leave immediately 	

4003: 	Next pond caster enters becomes a 16HD water elemental 	

4004: 	Next pond caster enters becomes a gate to Elemental Water 	

4005: 	Next pond caster enters becomes Sweet Water (for 10 turns)	

4006: 	Next pond caster enters draws him to the bottom	

4007: 	Next pond caster enters endows him with water breathing	

4008: 	Next pond caster enters evaporates instantly	

4009: 	Next pond caster enters freezes s01id	

4010: 	Next pond caster enters grants him water-only breathing 	

4011: 	Next pond caster enters transports him to Elemental water	

4012: 	Next pond caster enters turns him to water (Save vs Death)	

4013: 	Next pond caster enters turns to glass for d10 rounds 	

4014: 	Next pond caster enters turns to mud in 20d10 rounds	

4015: 	Next pond caster enters vanishes; returns in d20 days 	

4016: 	Next pond caster enters whirls in a spiral until he exits	

4017: 	Next profanity spoken by caster becomes a vile, living entity	

4018: 	Next spell used by caster returns to strike him in d10 rounds	

4019: 	Next summoning by caster summons present target	

4020: 	Next summoning spell employed by caster brings skunks instead	

4021: 	Next Summoning transports caster to location of the summoned	

4022: 	Next time caster nears a lake, he believes he can breathe water 	

4023: 	Next time caster stands atop a mountain, he believes he can fly 	

4024: 	Next Undead caster sees becomes caster's servant for d12 months 	

4025: 	Next undead that touches the caster is instantly destroyed	

4026: 	Next weapon caster wields becomes razor keen (bludgeons, etc)	

4027: 	Next weapon caster wields cannot be dropped at will 	

4028: 	Next weapon caster wields gains a +1 enchantment 	

4029: 	Next weapon caster wields grants him proficiency with it	

4030: 	Next weapon caster wields inflicts equal damage on foe and him 	

4031: 	Next weapon caster wields loses +1 enchantment (-1 possible) 	

4032: 	Next weapon caster wields makes him attack an ally (d20 rnds) 	

4033: 	Next weapon caster wields makes him attack himself (d10 rnds) 	

4034: 	Next weapon caster wields sends him into a 2 turn berserk fury 	

4035: 	Next weapon caster wields strips his proficiency with it	

4036: 	Next weapon caster wields vanishes	

4037: 	Next wooden object caster touches gains life and starts to grow 	

4038: 	No nonmagical fire can be ignited within 10 yards of caster 	

4039: 	No one can sleep within 10 yards of caster	

4040: 	No one takes caster seriously for 1d4 days	

4041: 	Nothing in caster's home is familiar to him anymore	

4042: 	Oak tree sprouts beneath caster; carries him 60' into the air 	

4043: 	Occupants of next mine caster enters think he causes quakes 	

4044: 	Occupants of next mine caster enters think he's a bad omen 	

4045: 	Occupants of next mine caster enters think he's a Drow 	

4046: 	Occupants of next mine caster enters think he's an Illithid 	

4047: 	Occupants of next mine caster enters think he's made of gold 	

4048: 	Occupants of next mine caster enters think he's the owner	

4049: 	Ominous thunder rumbles overhead when caster says his name	

4050: 	One half of caster's body turns invisible for d10 rounds	

4051: 	One of caster's arms turns to cheese	

4052: 	One of caster's eyes perceives things to be upside-down	

4053: 	One of caster's teeth doubles in size	

4054: 	One of caster's arms is doubled in length, the other is halved	

4055: 	One of caster's arms tries to strangle him	

4056: 	One of caster's dimensions (height, breadth, depth) is doubled 	

4057: 	One of caster's dimensions (height, breadth, depth) is halved 	

4058: 	One of caster's feet enlarges to his full height	

4059: 	One of caster's limbs (random) doubles in length	

4060: 	One of caster's limbs turns invisible for 2d12 hours	

4061: 	One of caster's possessions turns out to be a priceless antique 	

4062: 	One of caster's possessions turns out to be a st01en artifact 	

4063: 	One plant within 60' of caster becomes a Shambling Mound 	

4064: 	Oxygen becomes vi01ently toxic to the caster	

4065: 	Pack animals shrug off their loads when the caster is nearby	

4066: 	Pack animals strike up conversations with the caster	

4067: 	People tend to react to caster like he just committed murder	

4068: 	Pigeons react to caster as if he were a statue	

4069: 	Pigeons react to caster as if he were coated by breadcrumbs	

4070: 	Putrid meat is restored by the caster's touch	

4071: 	Rain causes the caster to panic	

4072: 	Random ally's consciousness is pushed into the caster's body	

4073: 	Random creature in vicinity becomes amphibious	

4074: 	Random creature within 60' of caster and caster exchange bodies	

4075: 	Random facial feature of caster becomes invisible	

4076: 	Random limb of caster is Withered as cleric spell	

4077: 	Random limb of caster transforms into limb of another creature	

4078: 	Random limb of caster turns to steam for d6 turns	

4079: 	Random object within 30' of caster mimics caster's personality	

4080: 	Random object within 60' of caster becomes sentient	

4081: 	Raw meat becomes putrid at the caster's touch	

4082: 	Raw meat squeals at the caster's touch	

4083: 	Shadow of caster appears to make mocking gestures at him	

4084: 	Shadow of caster radiates light in caster's shape	

4085: 	Shadows seem to make obscene gestures at the caster 	

4086: 	Shoes and boots will not stay on the caster's feet 	

4087: 	Slow spell centers on target	

4088: 	Smoke from campfires causes the caster to hallucinate	

4089: 	Smoke pours from caster's nose while he speaks	

4090: 	Snakes seem to squirm within caster's flesh when he's angry	

4091: 	Soft surfaces feel hard and rigid to the caster	

4092: 	Some common smell acts as a diuretic to the caster 	

4093: 	Some common smell acts as an aphrodisiac to the caster 	

4094: 	Some common smell brings tears to caster's eyes	

4095: 	Some common smell causes caster to fall asleep 	

4096: 	Some common smell is nauseating to the caster 	

4097: 	Some common smell is terrifying to the caster 	

4098: 	Some common smell is tranquilizing to the caster	

4099: 	Some common smell makes the caster break into song	

4100: 	Some common smell makes the caster cast a spell at random 	

4101: 	Some common smell makes the caster fly into a berserker rage 	

4102: 	Some common smell makes the caster want to cast a spell 	

4103: 	Some godIgoddess of Love becomes infatuated with the caster 	

4104: 	Some nearby cult thinks it must sacrifice the caster	

4105: 	Someone just insulted the caster, but he's not sure who	

4106: 	Sounds of horrible moaning are heard when caster casts a spell 	

4107: 	Sounds of hysteric shrieking are heard if caster casts a spell 	

4108: 	Sounds of maniacal laughter are heard when caster casts a spell 	

4109: 	Sounds of raging waterfalls are heard when caster casts a spell 	

4110: 	Sounds of roaring flames are heard when caster casts a spell 	

4111: 	Speaking the caster's name renders animals unconscious	

4112: 	Spectacular lightning flares overhead when caster says his name 	

4113: 	Spectacular lightning harmlessly grounds itself via the caster 	

4114: 	Spell cannot be recast by caster for 1d4 weeks	

4115: 	Spell consumes caster's body as its material component 	

4116: 	Spell delayed until caster speaks his name, then it strikes him 	

4117: 	Spell duration lasts until caster dies	

4118: 	Spell duration lasts until caster is injured 	

4119: 	Spell effect is doubled and centered on caster 	

4120: 	Spell effect is reversed and strikes caster	

4121: 	Spell effect is reversed and strikes random ally of caster	

4122: 	Spell effect occurs as another spell known to caster	

4123: 	Spell effect seems to affect the caster equally but does not 	

4124: 	Spell hits the caster and the person standing nearest to him 	

4125: 	Spell strikes the next creature that attacks the caster	

4126: 	Statues animate and speak to caster while he touches them	

4127: 	Steam rolls from the caster's skin when he is angry	

4128: 	Streams and rivers applaud when the caster crosses them	

4129: 	Streams and rivers seem to be blood-red as caster crosses them 	

4130: 	Streams and rivers seem to flow uphill when caster crosses them 	

4131: 	Temperature of caster's principal weapon drops to -260° C 	

4132: 	Temperature of caster's principal weapon rises to 260° C	

4133: 	The flesh of caster's hands is invisible for 1d8 days	

4134: 	The next town caster enters greets him like a long-lost son 	

4135: 	The next town caster enters reviles him like liar and a thief 	

4136: 	The omelet caster ate yesterday was made with dragon eggs 	

4137: 	The person nearest to the caster will die if he dies	

4138: 	The top half of caster's body is affected by Reverse Gravity	

4139: 	The top of caster's head is flat as a table	

4140: 	The top of caster's head is perfectly sm00th and flat	

4141: 	Tomorrow caster can memorize an extra 1d6 levels of spells 	

4142: 	Twelve stone c01umns sprout from ground within 10' of caster 	

4143: 	Two nearest demons vie for the caster's soul	

4144: 	Undead react like caster is one of them, unless he attacks 	

4145: 	Vines grow from ground and bind caster until removed 	

4146: 	Wall of Fire appears in caster's home	

4147: 	Wall of Stone appears in front of caster	

4148: 	Water cannot boil in the caster's presence 	

4149: 	Water flows in caster's veins instead of blood 	

4150: 	Water tastes like blood to the caster	

4151: 	Water tastes like gas01ine to caster	

4152: 	Whatever animal caster last ate reanimates and seeks vengeance 	

4153: 	Whatever the temperature, caster feels like he's in a sauna 	

4154: 	Whatever the temperature, caster feels like he's in an ig100 	

4155: 	When caster becomes invisible, some part of him does not 	

4156: 	When caster casts a spell, he loses the spell's Level in HP 	

4157: 	When caster dies he is instantly reincarnated	

4158: 	When caster dies, 1d10 people claim to be his clones 	

4159: 	When caster dies, a chalk outline forms around his corpse 	

4160: 	When caster dies, a crops within one mile come to ripeness 	

4161: 	When caster dies, a nearby religious sect declares holy war 	

4162: 	When caster dies, all written record of him vanishes	

4163: 	When caster dies, anyone not witnessing his death forgets him	

4164: 	When caster dies, everyone nearby weeps mournfully	

4165: 	When caster dies, he becomes horribly frightening to 100k at 	

4166: 	When caster dies, he becomes painfully beautiful to 100k at 	

4167: 	When caster dies, he is found to be a sophisticated android 	

4168: 	When caster dies, he shatters as though made of glass	

4169: 	When caster dies, he takes r00t and becomes a tree	

4170: 	When caster dies, his body is found to harbor countless bugs	

4171: 	When caster dies, his Charisma score increases by 4	

4172: 	When caster dies, his corpse appears to be 2d20 years younger	

4173: 	When caster dies, his corpse becomes a scarecrow	

4174: 	When caster dies, his corpse changes its sex	

4175: 	When caster dies, his corpse decays in a matter of moments	

4176: 	When caster dies, his corpse deflates like a balloon	

4177: 	When caster dies, his corpse detonates as a 10 HD fireball 	

4178: 	When caster dies, his corpse digs a pit and lays itself to rest 	

4179: 	When caster dies, his corpse discharges his memorized spells 	

4180: 	When caster dies, his corpse diss01ves into a foul mush 	

4181: 	When caster dies, his corpse doubles in size	

4182: 	When caster dies, his corpse doubles its size 	

4183: 	When caster dies, his corpse freezes s01id 	

4184: 	When caster dies, his corpse giggles if touched	

4185: 	When caster dies, his corpse giggles until buried	

4186: 	When caster dies, his corpse goes berserk for 1d10 rounds 	

4187: 	When caster dies, his corpse is consumed in a plume of fire 	

4188: 	When caster dies, his corpse is dressed in fine silks	

4189: 	When caster dies, his corpse is found to be completely h0110w 	

4190: 	When caster dies, his corpse is found to be filled with gold 	

4191: 	When caster dies, his corpse is wrapped in cellophane	

4192: 	When caster dies, his corpse mummifies in a matter of moments 	

4193: 	When caster dies, his corpse races back to his place of birth 	

4194: 	When caster dies, his corpse recites a moving poem	

4195: 	When caster dies, his corpse rises into the sky and is gone 	

4196: 	When caster dies, his corpse rises like a revenant and attacks 	

4197: 	When caster dies, his corpse smells of roses instead of decay 	

4198: 	When caster dies, his corpse turns inside out	

4199: 	When caster dies, his corpse turns to choc01ate 	

4200: 	When caster dies, his corpse turns to stone 	

4201: 	When caster dies, his corpse vanishes	

4202: 	When caster dies, his death is believed to be a hoax	

4203: 	When caster dies, his death is rumored to have been a suicide	

4204: 	When caster dies, his hair and nails continue to grow	

4205: 	When caster dies, his head vanishes	

4206: 	When caster dies, his skin can be peeled like aluminum foil	

4207: 	When caster dies, his slayer changes alignment	

4208: 	When caster dies, his slayer claims the body as a trophy	

4209: 	When caster dies, his slayer refuses to believe it	

4210: 	When caster dies, his soul is trapped in his principal weapon	

4211: 	When caster dies, his soul is trapped in his spellb00k 	

4212: 	When caster dies, his soul transposes with his slayer's 	

4213: 	When caster dies, horrible laughter fills the air	

4214: 	When caster dies, mournful dirges issue from the air around his	

4215: 	When caster dies, nearby f01iage withers	

4216: 	When caster dies, no bird can ever again sing within 1 mile	

4217: 	When caster dies, no birds sing for 48 hours	

4218: 	When caster dies, no one recognizes the corpse	

4219: 	When caster dies, people come for miles to see the body 	

4220: 	When caster dies, small animals gather to pay their respects	

4221: 	When caster dies, the ambient temperature drops 30°	

4222: 	When caster dies, the Moon appears blood-red for one month	

4223: 	When caster dies, the nearest royal bloodline dies out, t00	

4224: 	When caster dies, the sky appears overcast for one week	

4225: 	When caster dies, the sun appears to weep tears of flame	

4226: 	When caster dies, vicious rumors circulate about him	

4227: 	When caster dies, vultures carry his corpse to his home 	

4228: 	When caster draws his weapon 2HD creatures check morale	

4229: 	When caster draws his weapon all near him start laughing	

4230: 	When caster draws his weapon birds circle his head	

4231: 	When caster draws his weapon electricity sizzles in the air	

4232: 	When caster draws his weapon he has second thoughts	

4233: 	When caster draws his weapon he shrinks to 1/2 his height	

4234: 	When caster draws his weapon his allies get a morale b00st	

4235: 	When caster draws his weapon his hair stands on end	

4236: 	When caster draws his weapon his hands are coated in butter 	

4237: 	When caster draws his weapon it dr00ps like a limp n00dle 	

4238: 	When caster draws his weapon someone nearby faints	

4239: 	When caster is hit, he's suddenly wearing a baseball cap	

4240: 	Wild Surge occurs next time caster says his name	

4241: 	Wizard Mark reading "Kick me" forms on caster's back	

4242: 	12' iron statue of target sprouts from ground within 60' of him	

4243: 	daisy grows from target's head, may be pruned without harm	

4244: 	1d10 fingers fall from target's hands; regrow over d10 days	

4245: 	1d10 Hit Die Fireball centers on target	

4246: 	1d10 of target's fingers turn to steel	

4247: 	1d10 sparrow eggs tumble from target's mouth	

4248: 	1d100 small, harmless h01es appear in target's body	

4249: 	1d100 young children claim to be the target's offspring	

4250: 	1d1000 flies swarm from target's mouth whenever he tells a lie	

4251: 	1d4 people of same raceIopposite sex fall in love with target	

4252: 	1d6 birds flutter about target's head every time he is hit	

4253: 	1d6 rounds of b00ing and hisses echo if target speaks his name	

4254: 	1d6 rounds of dramatic music play when target speaks his name	

4255: 	1d8-1 bones teleport from target's body; loses d10 hP per bone	

4256: 	1d8-1 bones teleport into target's body; loses d12 HP per bone	

4257: 	4d8 of target's teeth turn to gold	

4258: 	h01e penetrates target's torso; target remains unharmed	

4259: 	8d4 of target's teeth become sentient	

4260: 	A cuck00 pops from target's mouth 12 times like a clock 	

4261: 	A false but real-100king map is tatt00ed on target's skin 	

4262: 	A fountain springs up beneath target's feet	

4263: 	A framed 8x10 photograph of the target drops at his feet	

4264: 	A gaping h01e forms under the target whenever he says his name	

4265: 	A glaze of frost coats target's wounds	

4266: 	A hand reaches down from the sky and snatches away the target	

4267: 	A large cheese sculpture of the target appears nearby	

4268: 	A large granite hand rises from the earth to grasp the target 	

4269: 	A late-model Ford suddenly appears in target's new driveway 	

4270: 	A light bulb appears over target's head when he casts a spell 	

4271: 	A light rain falls on the target when he casts a spell	

4272: 	A light rain falls on the target when he's struck by a spell	

4273: 	A pit 1d100 feet deep opens beneath target; DEX check or fall	

4274: 	A rainbow springs from target's head and f0110ws him everywhere	

4275: 	A rattling sound is heard whenever target shakes his head	

4276: 	A red dragon believes it owes the target a favor 	

4277: 	A Red Dragon believes that target is pursuing her 	

4278: 	A red dragon believes the target owes it a favor	

4279: 	A red dragon covets something the target now possesses	

4280: 	A red light flashes atop target's head for one turn	

4281: 	A small elemental appears wherever the target spills blood 	

4282: 	A small elemental appears wherever the target's blood is spilt 	

4283: 	A small mouse falls from target's mouth when he speaks a lie 	

4284: 	A swarm of normal bees appears and attacks target	

4285: 	A thick, foul-smelling discharge 00zes from target's ears 	

4286: 	A wealthy investor wants to buy the target's nervous system 	

4287: 	Air cannot come within 10 feet of target's principal weapon 	

4288: 	Air Elemental resides in target's lungs; inhalation unnecessary 	

4289: 	All air between 1' and 10' of target turns to iron	

4290: 	All air between 1' and 10' of target turns to water 	

4291: 	All air between 1' and 20' of target turns to fire 	

4292: 	All air within 1' of target turns to chlorine gas 	

4293: 	All air within 40' of target is evacuated	

4294: 	All architecture within 120' of target is leveled	

4295: 	All attacks target made in the last turn hurt one of his allies 	

4296: 	All attacks target makes in the next turn cause +4 damage 	

4297: 	All attacks target makes in the next turn cause half damage 	

4298: 	All attacks target makes in the next turn cause no damage 	

4299: 	All attacks target makes in the next turn harm him instead 	

4300: 	All attacks target makes in the next turn heal instead of harm 	

4301: 	All but 1 (player choice) of target's attributes rerolled daily 	

4302: 	All but one of target's fingers fall off	

4303: 	All but one of target's attributes forever raised to 18 	

4304: 	All but one of target's attributes forever reduced to 3 	

4305: 	All clothing touched by target crumbles to dust 	

4306: 	All coins carried by target are turned to lead	

4307: 	All coins within 100 yards bear the target's likeness	

4308: 	All cooked meat seen by target for 5 days randomly p01ymorphs 	

4309: 	All cooked meat seen by target in next 5d20 days turns to liver 	

4310: 	All creatures viewed by target 100k and sound identical	

4311: 	All creatures within 90' of target have a singalong for 1 turn	

4312: 	All enchantmentsIcharms upon target are dispelled	

4313: 	All enemies appear identical to target for d12 rounds 	

4314: 	All enemies within 15 feet of target are turned to cast iron 	

4315: 	All external facial features of target disappear	

4316: 	All fat in target's body turns to water: nerves, brain, etc. 	

4317: 	All flesh on target's face turns invisible when he smiles 	

4318: 	All f01iage within 30' of target grows 3'	

4319: 	All food and drink tastes utterly bland to the target 	

4320: 	All free water within 120' of target turns to m01asses 	

4321: 	All gems carried by target are turned to ice	

4322: 	All gems carried by target combust	

4323: 	All ground within 60' of target is Greased, as spell 	

4324: 	All ground within 60' of target turns to glass, 10' deep 	

4325: 	All items carried by target affected as by the spell Item	

4326: 	All items carried by target affected as by ThereINot There	

4327: 	All items carried by target age 1000 years	

4328: 	All items carried by target appear in a single pocket	

4329: 	All items carried by target appear in someone else's possession 	

4330: 	All items carried by target are desired by outer planes being 	

4331: 	All items carried by target are encased in bone	

4332: 	All items carried by target are enchanted with Explosive Runes 	

4333: 	All items carried by target are immune to gravity 1d20 rounds 	

4334: 	All items carried by target become copies of one he carries 	

4335: 	All items carried by target become highly flammable; Save at -5 	

4336: 	All items carried by target become illusionary (10+d10 rounds)	

4337: 	All items carried by target become resistant to fire; Saves +5 	

4338: 	All items carried by target become weightless; may float away 	

4339: 	All items carried by target double in size	

4340: 	All items carried by target double their apparent weight	

4341: 	All items carried by target drop 3d100°	

4342: 	All items carried by target enchanted with Continual Light 	

4343: 	All items carried by target exchange their apparent weights 	

4344: 	All items carried by target fly 10 yards in random directions 	

4345: 	All items carried by target halve their apparent weight 	

4346: 	all items carried by target halve their size	

4347: 	All items carried by target lose all c010r; turn bland grey 	

4348: 	All items carried by target p01ymorph into one random item 	

4349: 	All items carried by target quadruple in apparent weight 	

4350: 	All items carried by target sent to the Astral Plane	

4351: 	All items carried by target suddenly weigh as much as target	

4352: 	All items carried by target teleport to his home	

4353: 	All items carried by target tie into knots	

4354: 	All items carried by target triple their apparent weight	

4355: 	All items carried by target turn invisible	

4356: 	All items carried by target turn sentient and free-willed	

4357: 	All items carried by target turn to flesh	

4358: 	all items carried by target turn to gold	

4359: 	All items carried by target turn to granite	

4360: 	All items carried by target turn to ice 	

4361: 	All items carried by target turn to mercury	

4362: 	All items carried by target turn to steam	

4363: 	All items carried by target turn to water	

4364: 	All items owned by target teleport to him from his home	

4365: 	All liquid except water is poisonous to target	

4366: 	All matter within 60' of target becomes invisible for d4 rounds	

4367: 	All meat tastes blood-raw to the target	

4368: 	All metal on or within target turns to wood 	

4369: 	all of target's clothing now bears his monogram	

4370: 	all of target's fingers are broken	

4371: 	All of target's attributes drop to 	

4372: 	 All of target's equipment turns to platinum 	

4373: 	All of target's gold pieces turn to teeth	

4374: 	all of target's precious metal turns to soap	

4375: 	All plants and wildlife appear sickly to the target	

4376: 	All rings worn by target turn to string but retain properties 	

4377: 	All rock within 10 feet of target turns to mud (and vice versa) 	

4378: 	All rodents within 2 miles will f0110w target for d10 days 	

4379: 	all sorts of vile noises issue from the target's stomach	

4380: 	All spells cast on target take place 1d10 rounds after casting	

4381: 	All target's attribute scores are halved	

4382: 	All target's attribute scores drop to equal his worst score 	

4383: 	All target's attribute scores rise to equal his best score 	

4384: 	all target's clothing not currently worn grows to 2X its size 	

4385: 	all target's clothing not currently worn shrinks to 1/2 its size 	

4386: 	all target's gems become enchanted with Continual Light 	

4387: 	all ten of target's fingers are now on his dominant hand 	

4388: 	All the bones disappear from the target's hands and feet 	

4389: 	All trees within 100 yards of target are turned to cast iron 	

4390: 	All trees within 60' of target upr00t and walk away	

4391: 	All water between 1' and 100' of target turns to air	

4392: 	All water between 1' and 100' of target turns to fire	

4393: 	All weapons within 60' of target become ethereal for d8 rounds	

4394: 	All who see target believe he precedes a great plague	

4395: 	All who see target believe him to be a basilisk 	

4396: 	all who see target believe him to be a criminal 	

4397: 	All who see target believe him to be a doppleganger 	

4398: 	All who see target believe him to be a graverobber	

4399: 	All who see target believe him to be a harbinger of great ill	

4400: 	All who see target believe him to be a Lich	

4401: 	All who see target believe him to be a neo-otyugh	

4402: 	All who see target believe him to be an illusion	

4403: 	All who see target believe him to be some kind of undead 	

4404: 	All who see target believe him to be the avatar of a minor god 	

4405: 	All who see target believe him to be the r00t of all evil	

4406: 	All within 90' of target check INT or forget who the target is	

4407: 	All wood on or within target turns to metal	

4408: 	All writing in target's spellb00k appears backward 	

4409: 	All writing in target's spellb00k turns blurry 	

4410: 	All writing in target's spellb00k turns invisible	

4411: 	Alternating strips of target rendered invisible for d8 rounds 	

4412: 	An illusionary sign labeled "Buff00n" hangs above target's head 	

4413: 	An illusionary sign labeled "leper" hangs above target's head 	

4414: 	An illusory Lich rises from the ground and pursues target	

4415: 	An Iron G01em in the target's image appears and attacks 	

4416: 	Any ally hearing target must Save or fall asleep with boredom 	

4417: 	Any animals owned by target are stricken bald forever	

4418: 	Any charged magical item carried by target is fully charged 	

4419: 	Any charged magical item carried by target is wh011y drained 	

4420: 	Any chronic ailments now afflicting the target are cured 	

4421: 	Any creatures summoned by target are bright orange	

4422: 	Any Curse afflicting target is Removed	

4423: 	Any fires lit in the target's home cannot be put out by him	

4424: 	Any food prepared by target is poisonous to him 	

4425: 	Any glass carried by target turns to transparent steel 	

4426: 	Any magic now affecting target lasts until he ends it	

4427: 	Any magic, good or bad, now affecting the target is Dispelled	

4428: 	Any metal worn by target turns to opaque glass 	

4429: 	Any money now carried by target doubles in quantity 	

4430: 	Any potions carried by target become poisonous	

4431: 	Any potions carried by target carry the intended spell effect	

4432: 	Any resurrections thus far used on target are negated	

4433: 	Any rings worn by target shrink in diameter by 1/2	

4434: 	Any small item target needs is 30% likely to be in his pocket 	

4435: 	Any spells target has memorized discharge upon random targets 	

4436: 	Any water carried by target afflicts its imbiber with dysentery 	

4437: 	Any water carried by target becomes a free-willed elemental 	

4438: 	Any water carried by target becomes enchanted by Watery Double 	

4439: 	Any water carried by target burns like gas01ine but is water	

4440: 	Any water carried by target causes dehydration in its imbiber	

4441: 	Any water carried by target doubles in v01ume	

4442: 	Any water carried by target doubles size each of next 20 rnds. 	

4443: 	Any water carried by target drags him to Elemental Water 	

4444: 	Any water carried by target drops 100° but doesn't freeze	

4445: 	Any water carried by target endows drinker with water breathing 	

4446: 	Any water carried by target fills with Dust of SneezingIChoking 	

4447: 	Any water carried by target fills with gold pieces	

4448: 	Any water carried by target fills with goldfish	

4449: 	Any water carried by target fills with mosquito larvae 	

4450: 	Any water carried by target fills with rot grubs (d10) 	

4451: 	Any water carried by target fills with sodium chips 	

4452: 	Any water carried by target fills with sponges	

4453: 	Any water carried by target has diuretic effect on its imbiber	

4454: 	Any water carried by target ignites on contact with air 	

4455: 	Any water carried by target rises 200° but does not boil 	

4456: 	Any water carried by target tastes like gas01ine and really is 	

4457: 	Any water carried by target tastes like gas01ine but is pure 	

4458: 	Any water carried by target tastes pure but is gas01ine 	

4459: 	Any water carried by target turns invisible	

4460: 	Any water carried by target turns to acid (Ultimate S01vent)	

4461: 	Any water carried by target turns to blood	

4462: 	Any water carried by target turns to brine	

4463: 	Any water carried by target turns to crystal 00ze	

4464: 	Any water carried by target turns to ice; may burst containers	

4465: 	Any water carried by target turns to maple syrup	

4466: 	Any water carried by target turns to mercury	

4467: 	Any water carried by target turns to roast beef gravy	

4468: 	Any water carried by target turns to s01id steel	

4469: 	Any water carried by target turns to steam of equal v01ume	

4470: 	Any Wishes thus far used by target are nullified	

4471: 	Any wood worn by target falls off him, takes r00t, and sprouts	

4472: 	Anyone injuring the target in the next round Vanishes 	

4473: 	Anyone slain by the target can never be raised as undead 	

4474: 	Anyone slain by the target fossilizes instantly	

4475: 	Anyone sleeping near target can't wake until he does	

4476: 	Anyone who sleeps within 10 feet of target has nightmares 	

4477: 	At death, 1d100 of target's family appear and attack the caster 	

4478: 	At death, target becomes a flesh g01em	

4479: 	At death, target becomes an undead slave to the caster	

4480: 	At death, target becomes the ruler of an unclaimed Outer Plane 	

4481: 	At death, target has a 10% chance to resurrect at full health 	

4482: 	At death, target is at once resurrected with opposite alignment 	

4483: 	At death, target is canonized by some obscure religion	

4484: 	At death, target is resurrected and has gained a level 	

4485: 	At death, target is resurrected but can no longer read 	

4486: 	At death, target is resurrected but continues to decay 	

4487: 	At death, target is resurrected but doesn't believe he died 	

4488: 	At death, target is resurrected but doesn't know it	

4489: 	At death, target is resurrected but forgets who he is 	

4490: 	At death, target is resurrected but has lost a level 	

4491: 	At death, target is resurrected but is mute	

4492: 	At death, target is resurrected but is of the opposite sex 	

4493: 	At death, target is resurrected but is permanently blind 	

4494: 	At death, target is resurrected but must drink blood to live 	

4495: 	At death, target is resurrected with one week to live	

4496: 	At death, target is revealed to have been an android	

4497: 	At death, target is rumored to have been of the opposite sex	

4498: 	At death, target transforms into a fire elemental	

4499: 	At death, target's body instantly decays to a foul mush	

4500: 	At death, target's body is claimed by a tanar'ri	

4501: 	At death, target's body radiates Darkness, 1 mile radius	

4502: 	At death, target's corpse animates and stalks the caster	

4503: 	At death, target's corpse explodes for 1d6X100 HP of damage	

4504: 	At death, target's corpse traps his soul within it	

4505: 	At death, target's corpse turns to diamond	

4506: 	At next Full Moon, target vanishes; witnesses forget who he was 	

4507: 	Bigby's Interposing Hand prevents target from attacking anyone 	

4508: 	Blades seem dull while target uses them	

4509: 	Blades seem warped and rusty while the target uses them	

4510: 	blood drips from the walls of target's home 	

4511: 	Both of target's hands are now left hands 	

4512: 	Bread crumbs appear in target's f00tprints	

4513: 	Candles are automatically snuffed in the target's presence 	

4514: 	Candles burn but are not consumed while target is nearby 	

4515: 	Candles cannot be ignited in the target's presence	

4516: 	Candles spontaneously ignite in the target's presence	

4517: 	Children shriek in horror when the target is near	

4518: 	Clasps and buttons fall off clothing in the target's presence 	

4519: 	Clothing feels like gritty sandpaper against target's skin 	

4520: 	Clothing of random ally turns invisible for d6 rounds 	

4521: 	Clothing of target and random ally is magically exchanged 	

4522: 	Clothing of target and random foe is magically exchanged	

4523: 	Clothing turns invisible 1d6 hours after the target puts it on	

4524: 	Cream cheese 00zes from the target's nostrils	

4525: 	Create Water drenches target whenever he speaks his name	

4526: 	Dairy products become poisonous after the target handles them	

4527: 	Darkness centers on target	

4528: 	Death appears, captures target's soul, and disappears	

4529: 	Death appears, high-fives target, and disappears	

4530: 	Death appears, hugs target, and vanishes; target is unharmed	

4531: 	Death appears, raises dead ally of target, and vanishes	

4532: 	Death appears, slays creature closest to target, and vanishes 	

4533: 	Death appears, steals target's principal weapon, and disappears 	

4534: 	Death appears, taps target on shoulder, chuckles, and vanishes 	

4535: 	Death appears, watches until target is injured, then disappears 	

4536: 	Dust c011ects wherever the target's shadow falls	

4537: 	Each creature within 100 yards generates d6 Mirror Images 	

4538: 	Each day target ages half of the way to his life expectancy 	

4539: 	Each night target dreams that Death is stalking him	

4540: 	Each night target dreams that he has been asleep for 100 years	

4541: 	Each night target dreams that he is unable to sleep 	

4542: 	Each night target dreams that he is unable to use magic 	

4543: 	Each night target dreams that he is unable to wake up	

4544: 	Each night, target dreams of bugs crawling into his mouth 	

4545: 	Each night, target dreams that he's trying to fall asleep 	

4546: 	Each night, target is rained on even if no one else is 	

4547: 	Each night, target sleeps until someone wakes him	

4548: 	Each of target's boots weighs as much as he does 	

4549: 	Each of target's hands weighs 1d10+10 pounds 	

4550: 	Each of target's teeth is a different, bright c010r 	

4551: 	Each of target's pockets accesses another	

4552: 	Each piece of target's equipment teleports to a random plane 	

4553: 	Earth Elemental appears and drags target to the Plane of Earth 	

4554: 	Earthen wall d4 feet thick, d12 feet high encircles target 	

4555: 	Earthquake shakes target for 1d100 Hit Points of damage 	

4556: 	Electricity seems to spark in target's mouth when he smiles 	

4557: 	Every creature within 60' of target rotates 180°	

4558: 	Every potion within 100 yards turns to another type of potion	

4559: 	Everyone appears sickly and sallow to target	

4560: 	Everyone in the world knows target's deepest secret 	

4561: 	Everyone in the world thinks that target is a spell-user 	

4562: 	Everyone target touches knows his name	

4563: 	Everyone within 10 miles forgets target's name (until reminded)	

4564: 	Everyone within 10 miles suddenly knows target's name	

4565: 	Everyone within 100 yards feels he's known the target for years 	

4566: 	Everyone within 100 yards forgets who the target is for 1 week 	

4567: 	Everyone within 100 yards knows when the target makes an attack 	

4568: 	Everything appears 2X as large to target	

4569: 	Fire Elemental resides in target's lungs; d10 HP damageIround 	

4570: 	Fog Cloud spews from target's mouth when he tries to speak 	

4571: 	food tastes like bile to the target	

4572: 	For d10 days, target need only eat 1/2 the normal amount of food 	

4573: 	For d10 days, target's weight is doubled; MR reduced to 50% 	

4574: 	For d10 days, target's weight is quadrupled; MR reduced to 25% 	

4575: 	For d10 days, target's weight is squared; MR reduced to 1	

4576: 	For d4 hours, target's touch turns all precious metal to lead 	

4577: 	For d4 turns, target's touch turns all s01id matter to gold 	

4578: 	For d6 days, target can find secret d00rs 9 out of 10 times 	

4579: 	For d6 hours, all within 10' of target covet his spellb00k 	

4580: 	For d6 hours, target's touch turns all gems to c010red ice 	

4581: 	For d6 turns target's gains a bloodhound's 01factory acuity 	

4582: 	For some reason, the target doesn't think steel can hurt him 	

4583: 	Foul-smelling foam 00zes from target's ears while he sleeps 	

4584: 	Fruits and vegetables rot more rapidly in the target's presence 	

4585: 	Goblins and kob01ds are invisible to the target	

4586: 	gold becomes invisible to the target 	

4587: 	gold burns target's skin like a blowtorch 	

4588: 	gold tarnishes at the target's touch	

4589: 	G01ems become invisible to target	

4590: 	Grass grows on the palms of target's hands	

4591: 	Grass sprouts from target's next 50 f00tprints	

4592: 	Gust of Wind blows from target's mouth when he tries to speak	

4593: 	Half of target's body is Slowed	

4594: 	Half of target's body wishes to go in the opposite direction 	

4595: 	Half of target's body randomly teleports; Save vs Death or die 	

4596: 	Half of target's body turns invisible for 1d10 rounds	

4597: 	Half of target's body turns to sodium, the other 1/2 turns to ice	

4598: 	Half(left or right) of target's f00tprints disappear	

4599: 	Half-either front or back-of target's clothing is invisible	

4600: 	Healing efforts have a 20% to inflict damage on target	

4601: 	Hysterical laughter echoes from above when target says his name	

4602: 	If anyone should ask, target's favorite food is carrion 	

4603: 	If struck, target resonates like a h0110w bronze statue 	

4604: 	If struck, target seems to shatter and reassemble quickly 	

4605: 	If struck, target thumps like an empty barrel	

4606: 	If struck, target wobbles as though made of rubber 	

4607: 	If struck, target yells "Timber" and falls over 	

4608: 	If target finds a bag of h01ding, he climbs into it 	

4609: 	If target is slain, his killer adopts his alignment 	

4610: 	If target is slain, his killer ages one year each day	

4611: 	If target is slain, his killer has visions of the afterlife	

4612: 	If target is slain, his killer is Healed	

4613: 	If target is slain, his killer is stricken mute	

4614: 	If target is slain, his killer is stripped of weapons and armor 	

4615: 	If target is slain, his killer is struck down by lightning 	

4616: 	If target is slain, his killer must attempt to resurrect him 	

4617: 	If target is slain, his killer must bury him honorably	

4618: 	If target is slain, his killer must Save vs. Death or also die	

4619: 	If target is slain, his killer p01ymorphs randomly	

4620: 	Images of target stand in his f00tprints for d8 days	

4621: 	Immediate area around target always seems slightly blurry 	

4622: 	Immediate area around target always seems slightly brighter 	

4623: 	Immediate area around target always seems slightly colder 	

4624: 	Immediate area around target always seems slightly darker 	

4625: 	Immediate area around target always seems slightly warmer 	

4626: 	Immediate area around target smells slightly of brimstone 	

4627: 	In times of need, target can get nourishment from topsoil 	

4628: 	Inanimate objects are easily misplaced in the target's presence 	

4629: 	Inanimate objects fall from shelves in the target's presence 	

4630: 	Inanimate objects rattle slightly when the target passes by	

4631: 	Inanimate objects seem slightly warmer in the target's presence 	

4632: 	Intelligent weapons become stupid while the target wields them 	

4633: 	Intelligent weapons hate the target on sight	

4634: 	Intelligent weapons refuse to speak in the target's presence 	

4635: 	Invisible bells ring in the air when the target's hit by magic 	

4636: 	Jewelry burns the target like fire	

4637: 	Last creature killed by target is reanimated and hunts target 	

4638: 	Last spell used by target returns to strike him next round 	

4639: 	Leaves and twigs whirl about target like a cyclone	

4640: 	Left half of target's body ages at 5X normal rate 	

4641: 	Left half of target's body gains +2 Strength 	

4642: 	Left half of target's body shrinks by 50%	

4643: 	Light shines from the back of target's head	

4644: 	Lightning B01t sh00ts toward target, normal Save applies 	

4645: 	Lightning strikes target (6d6 HP) next time he kills something 	

4646: 	Liquids effervesce in the target's hands	

4647: 	Liquids turn opaque in the target's hands	

4648: 	Living creatures appear blurry and indistinct to target	

4649: 	Loud noises cause target to bleed from the ears	

4650: 	Magic Mouth appears on target's back, shouting obscenities	

4651: 	Magical healing efforts cause target's age to fluctuate	

4652: 	Magical healing efforts cause target's sex to change	

4653: 	Magical healing efforts work but cause great pain to target	

4654: 	Milk pours from target's nose whenever he laughs 	

4655: 	Milk, cream, and butter spoil in the target's presence 	

4656: 	Money looks counterfeit while in the target's hands 	

4657: 	Moss and fungus grow in the target's back	

4658: 	Mournful chanting fills the air when the target speaks his name	

4659: 	Nearest child claims the target as its parent	

4660: 	Nearest church accuses target of robbing the p00r box	

4661: 	Nearest dragon claims target as its familiar	

4662: 	Nearest Druid thinks target willingly started a forest fire 	

4663: 	Nearest fire animates as an Elemental obedient to the target 	

4664: 	Nearest frog turns into a human (attributesIalignment random) 	

4665: 	Nearest Lich is teleported to within 120' of target	

4666: 	Nearest person of opposite sex tries to kill the target	

4667: 	Nearest scarecrow becomes animate and hunts target relentlessly	

4668: 	Nearest tree imprisons target within its trunk	

4669: 	Necromantic magic doesn't work on target for one year	

4670: 	Next 10 lbs. of food touched by target turn to stone	

4671: 	Next 1d10 spells used by target have their effects reversed 	

4672: 	Next 1d100 pounds of ice touched by target turn to bone 	

4673: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become acid 	

4674: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become blood	

4675: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become Dwarven ale 	

4676: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become Elven wine 	

4677: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become fuel oil 	

4678: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become Gnome mead	

4679: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become H20 elemental 	

4680: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become Halfling beer 	

4681: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become Liquid Evil 	

4682: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become magma	

4683: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become mercury 	

4684: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become m01ten lead 	

4685: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become nitroglycerin 	

4686: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become Orc bathwater 	

4687: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target become wet cement 	

4688: 	Next 25 gallons of water touched by target evaporate	

4689: 	Next 2d4 spells used by target automatically fail	

4690: 	Next ally touched by target Blinks for 1 turn	

4691: 	Next ally touched by target burst into illusionary flame	

4692: 	Next ally touched by target does not require sleep for d6 days	

4693: 	Next ally touched by target drops to 1 Hit Point	

4694: 	Next ally touched by target falls unconscious	

4695: 	Next ally touched by target flies into a 2 turn berserker fury	

4696: 	Next ally touched by target forgets who target is	

4697: 	Next ally touched by target is Healed	

4698: 	Next ally touched by target is surrounded by a swarm of hornets	

4699: 	Next ally touched by target levitates for d20 rounds	

4700: 	Next ally touched by target steals his memorized spells 	

4701: 	Next ally touched by target triggers all his memorized spells 	

4702: 	Next attempt at teleportation sends target to Astral Plane 	

4703: 	Next attempt at teleportation sends target to current location	

4704: 	Next beneficial enchantment by target acts as equivalent curse	

4705: 	Next boat or ship seen by target sinks	

4706: 	Next breath exhaled by target becomes free willed Air Elemental	

4707: 	Next creature slain by target resurrects as his ally	

4708: 	Next creature slain by target resurrects with double hit points 	

4709: 	Next creature target touches absorbs damage done by target 	

4710: 	Next creature target touches absorbs damage done to target 	

4711: 	Next creature target touches adopts target's physical form	

4712: 	Next creature target touches cannot thereafter by harmed by him	

4713: 	Next creature target touches cannot thereafter harm him	

4714: 	Next creature touched by target dies instantly	

4715: 	Next creature touched by target explodes; reforms in d20 rounds	

4716: 	Next creature touched by target flies into a berserker rage 	

4717: 	Next creature touched by target randomly changes alignment 	

4718: 	Next creature touched by target Saves vs Death or turns to ice 	

4719: 	Next Curse placed on target acts as equivalent beneficial charm 	

4720: 	Next Curse placed upon target has no effect	

4721: 	Next d00rway passed through by target becomes a Gate 	

4722: 	Next fire set by target acts as a brazier of sleep smoke 	

4723: 	Next fire set by target acts as a gate to Elemental Fire	

4724: 	Next fire set by target affects any near as Potion of Delusion 	

4725: 	Next fire set by target appears 10 times larger, but is not 	

4726: 	Next fire set by target appears 10 times smaller, but is not 	

4727: 	Next fire set by target becomes free-willed fire elemental 	

4728: 	Next fire set by target boils any water carried by him	

4729: 	Next fire set by target burns 10 times hotter	

4730: 	Next fire set by target burns a 10 yard crater into the ground	

4731: 	Next fire set by target burns in a corkscrew shape	

4732: 	Next fire set by target burns in a cube	

4733: 	Next fire set by target burns in a sphere	

4734: 	Next fire set by target burns in an inverted cone	

4735: 	Next fire set by target burns in the shape of his initials 	

4736: 	Next fire set by target burns only in two dimensions 	

4737: 	Next fire set by target can be seen for 1 mile	

4738: 	Next fire set by target cannot be extinguished normally 	

4739: 	Next fire set by target causes a fountain to well up beneath it 	

4740: 	Next fire set by target covers all who view it with black ash 	

4741: 	Next fire set by target detonates as a 3 die Fireball	

4742: 	Next fire set by target duplicates his personality	

4743: 	Next fire set by target flies into the sky	

4744: 	Next fire set by target f0110ws target wherever he goes	

4745: 	Next fire set by target gives no light (normal or infra-visual) 	

4746: 	Next fire set by target has sentience; won't want to be put out 	

4747: 	Next fire set by target ignites all water within 100 yards 	

4748: 	Next fire set by target ignites his clothing	

4749: 	Next fire set by target makes all who view it itch vi01ently 	

4750: 	Next fire set by target plays entertaining music while it burns 	

4751: 	Next fire set by target provides heat for him but no one else 	

4752: 	Next fire set by target provides no heat for him, only others 	

4753: 	Next fire set by target puts the scent of blood in the air	

4754: 	Next fire set by target puts the scent of brimstone in the air 	

4755: 	Next fire set by target puts the scent of burnt skin in the air 	

4756: 	Next fire set by target puts the scent of decay in the air 	

4757: 	next fire set by target puts the scent of fresh meat in the air 	

4758: 	next fire set by target puts the scent of jasmine in the air 	

4759: 	next fire set by target puts the scent of m01d in the air 	

4760: 	next fire set by target puts the scent of skunk in the air	

4761: 	next fire set by target radiates c01d instead of heat	

4762: 	Next fire set by target radiates darkness instead of light	

4763: 	Next fire set by target rages out of contr01	

4764: 	Next fire set by target rises and runs away; burns nothing else 	

4765: 	Next fire set by target scorches the earth in a 100 yard radius 	

4766: 	Next fire set by target shrieks like a Shrieker while it burns 	

4767: 	Next fire set by target sings like a robin while it burns	

4768: 	Next fire set by target snuffs his sense of smell	

4769: 	Next fire set by target snuffs oxygen in a 20 yard radius 	

4770: 	Next fire set by target sounds like distant, whispering voices 	

4771: 	Next fire set by target speaks insults to the him as it burns 	

4772: 	Next fire set by target summons hostile air elementals	

4773: 	Next fire set by target throws heat in only one direction 	

4774: 	Next fire set by target turns to iron after three turns 	

4775: 	Next fire set by target wafts its smoke to f0110w him 	

4776: 	Next fire set by target wails like a banshee for one round	

4777: 	Next fire set by target warms only those facing away from it	

4778: 	Next fire set by target whispers horrible things to him	

4779: 	Next fire set by target will not ignite	

4780: 	Next full pound of pepper touched by target becomes gunpowder	

4781: 	Next illusion seen by target becomes free-willed and real 	

4782: 	Next Lich seen by target is restored to life (might be angry) 	

4783: 	Next magical blade touched by target becomes nonmagical 	

4784: 	Next meal prepared by target acts as a potion of extra healing 	

4785: 	Next meal prepared by target acts as a random-effect potion 	

4786: 	Next meal prepared by target acts as a random-strength poison 	

4787: 	Next meal prepared by target animates and attacks him	

4788: 	Next meal prepared by target appears to radiate evil	

4789: 	Next meal prepared by target attempts to eat him	

4790: 	Next meal prepared by target causes mysterious hallucinations	

4791: 	Next meal prepared by target causes vi01ent nausea	

4792: 	Next meal prepared by target consumes and digests itself	

4793: 	Next meal prepared by target depletes a like nutritional amount 	

4794: 	Next meal prepared by target explodes as 3HD fireball when cut 	

4795: 	Next meal prepared by target freezes s01id	

4796: 	Next meal prepared by target groans like a banshee for 1 round	

4797: 	Next meal prepared by target has no taste whatsoever 	

4798: 	Next meal prepared by target induces vegetarianism 	

4799: 	Next meal prepared by target is covered in sores and boils 	

4800: 	Next meal prepared by target is pristine and beautiful 	

4801: 	Next meal prepared by target is scabrous and infected 	

4802: 	Next meal prepared by target is toxic to anyone but him	

4803: 	Next meal prepared by target is toxic to him but no one else 	

4804: 	Next meal prepared by target levitates 10+d20 feet in the air 	

4805: 	Next meal prepared by target melts	

4806: 	Next meal prepared by target provides nutrition for two weeks	

4807: 	Next meal prepared by target resurrects and flees	

4808: 	Next meal prepared by target screams when cut or bitten	

4809: 	Next meal prepared by target sprouts cactus quills	

4810: 	Next meal prepared by target sprouts hair	

4811: 	Next meal prepared by target stays raw; cannot be cooked by him 	

4812: 	Next meal prepared by target tastes bad but gives 3X nutrition 	

4813: 	Next meal prepared by target tastes better than anything else 	

4814: 	Next meal prepared by target tastes like blood	

4815: 	Next meal prepared by target tastes like blood 	

4816: 	Next meal prepared by target tastes like brimstone 	

4817: 	Next meal prepared by target tastes like chicken	

4818: 	Next meal prepared by target tastes like demihuman flesh	

4819: 	Next meal prepared by target tastes like honey 	

4820: 	Next meal prepared by target tastes like iron 	

4821: 	Next meal prepared by target tastes like liver 	

4822: 	Next meal prepared by target tastes like liver	

4823: 	Next meal prepared by target tastes like the last meal he ate 	

4824: 	Next meal prepared by target turns to already-digested matter 	

4825: 	Next meal prepared by target turns to blood-red snow	

4826: 	Next meal prepared by target turns to bone	

4827: 	Next meal prepared by target turns to fat and gristle	

4828: 	Next meal prepared by target turns to gold 	

4829: 	Next meal prepared by target turns to mercury 	

4830: 	Next meal prepared by target turns to sand 	

4831: 	Next meal prepared by target turns to steel 	

4832: 	Next meal prepared by target turns to stone 	

4833: 	Next meal prepared by target turns to wood	

4834: 	Next mirror target passes acts as a Mirror of Opposition 	

4835: 	Next mirror target passes becomes a gate to another plane 	

4836: 	Next mirror target passes shatters; may appear to be an omen 	

4837: 	Next nonmagical blade touching by target is blunted	

4838: 	Next nonmagical blade touching target becomes magical 	

4839: 	Next 00ze or slime seen by target turns to choc01ate pudding 	

4840: 	Next person met for the first time by the target hates him	

4841: 	Next pond target enters becomes a 16HD water elemental 	

4842: 	Next pond target enters becomes a gate to Elemental water	

4843: 	Next pond target enters becomes Sweet Water (for 10 turns)	

4844: 	Next pond target enters draws him to the bottom	

4845: 	Next pond target enters endows him with water breathing	

4846: 	Next pond target enters evaporates instantly	

4847: 	Next pond target enters freezes s01id	

4848: 	Next pond target enters grants him water-only breathing 	

4849: 	Next pond target enters transports him to Elemental water	

4850: 	Next pond target enters turns him to water (Save vs Death) 	

4851: 	Next pond target enters turns to glass for d10 rounds 	

4852: 	Next pond target enters turns to mud in 20d10 rounds 	

4853: 	Next pond target enters vanishes; returns in d20 days 	

4854: 	Next pond target enters whirls in a spiral until he exits	

4855: 	Next profanity spoken by target becomes a vile, living entity 	

4856: 	Next spell used by target returns to strike him in d10 rounds 	

4857: 	Next summoning spell employed near target summons 1d4 skunks 	

4858: 	Next time target nears a lake, he believes he can breathe water 	

4859: 	Next time target stands atop a mountain, he believes he can fly 	

4860: 	Next Undead seen by target is target's servant for d12 months	

4861: 	Next undead that touches the target is instantly destroyed	

4862: 	Next weapon target wields becomes razor keen 	

4863: 	Next weapon target wields cannot be dropped at will	

4864: 	Next weapon target wields gains a +1 enchantment	

4865: 	Next weapon target wields grants him proficiency with it	

4866: 	Next weapon target wields inflicts equal damage on foe and him	

4867: 	Next weapon target wields loses +1 enchantment (-1 possible)	

4868: 	Next weapon target wields makes him attack an ally (d20 rnds)	

4869: 	Next weapon target wields makes him attack himself(d10 rnds)	

4870: 	Next weapon target wields sends him into a 2 turn berserk fury	

4871: 	Next weapon target wields strips his proficiency with it	

4872: 	Next weapon target wields vanishes	

4873: 	Next wooden object target touches gains life and starts to grow	

4874: 	No effect, but target is sure something awful will happen 	

4875: 	No nonmagical fire can be ignited within 10 yards of target	

4876: 	No one can sleep within 10 yards of target	

4877: 	No one takes target seriously for 1d4 days	

4878: 	N00dles tumble from target's nostrils	

4879: 	Nothing in target's home is familiar to him anymore	

4880: 	Oak tree sprouts beneath target; carries him 60' into the air 	

4881: 	Ominous thunder rumbles overhead when target says his name	

4882: 	One of target's arms turns to cheese	

4883: 	One of target's eyes perceives things to be upside-down	

4884: 	One of target's teeth doubles in size	

4885: 	One of target's arms is doubled in length, the other is halved	

4886: 	One of target's arms tries to strangle him	

4887: 	One of target's dimensions (height, breadth, depth) is doubled	

4888: 	One of target's dimensions (height, breadth, depth) is halved	

4889: 	One of target's eyes becomes a Lens of minute Seeing	

4890: 	One of target's feet enlarges to his full height 	

4891: 	One of target's limbs (random) doubles in length 	

4892: 	One of target's limbs turns invisible for 2d12 hours	

4893: 	One of target's possessions turns out to be a priceless antique	

4894: 	One of target's possessions turns out to be a st01en artifact	

4895: 	One plant within 60' of target becomes a shambling Mound	

4896: 	Oxygen becomes vi01ently toxic to the target	

4897: 	Pack animals shrug off their loads when the target is nearby	

4898: 	Pack animals strike up conversations with the target	

4899: 	People tend to react to target like he just committed murder	

4900: 	Pigeons react to target as if he were a statue	

4901: 	Pigeons react to target as if he were coated by breadcrumbs	

4902: 	Plant become sickly at the target's touch	

4903: 	Putrid meat is restored by the target's touch	

4904: 	Rain causes the target to panic	

4905: 	Random ally's consciousness is pushed into the target's body 	

4906: 	Random creature within 60' of target and target exchange bodies 	

4907: 	Random enemy turns invisible for d4 rounds	

4908: 	Random facial feature of target becomes invisible 	

4909: 	Random limb of target is Withered as cleric spell 	

4910: 	Random limb of target turns to steam for d6 turns	

4911: 	Random object within 30' of target mimics target's personality	

4912: 	Random object within 60' of target becomes sentient	

4913: 	Raw meat becomes putrid at the target's touch	

4914: 	Rust monster appears in front of target	

4915: 	Shadow of target radiates light in target's shape 	

4916: 	Shoes and boots will not stay on the target's feet 	

4917: 	Small animals cavort and prance at the target's feet 	

4918: 	Smoke pours from target's nose while he speaks	

4919: 	Snakes seem to squirm within target's flesh when he's angry	

4920: 	Soft surfaces feel hard and rigid to the target	

4921: 	Some common smell acts as a diuretic to the target 	

4922: 	Some common smell acts as an aphrodisiac to the target 	

4923: 	Some common smell brings tears to target's eyes	

4924: 	Some common smell causes target to fall asleep 	

4925: 	Some common smell is nauseating to the target 	

4926: 	Some common smell is terrifying to the target 	

4927: 	Some common smell is tranquilizing to the target	

4928: 	Some common smell makes the target break into song	

4929: 	Some common smell makes the target fly into a berserker rage 	

4930: 	Some common smell makes the target want to cast a spell 	

4931: 	Some common smell makes the target weep uncontrollably 	

4932: 	Some godIgoddess of Love becomes infatuated with the target 	

4933: 	Some nearby cult thinks it must sacrifice the target	

4934: 	Someone just insulted the target, but he's not sure who	

4935: 	Speaking the target's name renders animals unconscious	

4936: 	Spectacular lightning flares overhead when target says his name 	

4937: 	Spell causes target to suffer amnesia as well as its normal effect 	

4938: 	Spell consumes target's body as its material component	

4939: 	Spell delayed until target speaks his name, then it strikes him	

4940: 	Spell duration lasts until target dies	

4941: 	Spell effect is reversed and strikes random ally of target	

4942: 	Spell effect is reversed and strikes target	

4943: 	Spell effect occurs as another spell known to target 	

4944: 	Spell effect ricochets off target and strikes random object 	

4945: 	Spell strikes the next creature that attacks the target	

4946: 	Spell undersh00ts the mark and hits creature behind caster 	

4947: 	Statues animate and speak to target while he touches them 	

4948: 	Steam rolls from the target's skin when he is angry	

4949: 	Stinking Cloud centers on target	

4950: 	Streams and rivers seem to be blood-red as target crosses them 	

4951: 	Streams and rivers seem to flow uphill when target crosses them 	

4952: 	Target "gets" jokes an hour after he hears them	

4953: 	Target absorbs all damage caused by next creature he touches 	

4954: 	Target absorbs all damage inflicted by target and vice versa 	

4955: 	Target absorbs all damage inflicted on caster in next turn 	

4956: 	Target absorbs all damage inflicted on next creature he touches 	

4957: 	Target absorbs damage as though he just fell d100 feet	

4958: 	Target absorbs one level or hit die from next being he touches 	

4959: 	Target absorbs spell effect and can discharge it at will (once) 	

4960: 	Target accuses random ally of joining foe's party	

4961: 	Target acknowledges no one's authority	

4962: 	Target acquires a random language	

4963: 	Target acquires his weapon's personality (i.e., perhaps none) 	

4964: 	Target acquires Mummy Rot after next 10 HP of fire damage 	

4965: 	Target acquires the deed to a castle in a far-off land	

4966: 	Target acquires the deed to a castle on another plane	

4967: 	Target activates Watery Double in next p001 of water he sees	

4968: 	Target adds 1 to one attribute but loses 2 from another	

4969: 	Target adheres to next creature he touches for d8 turns	

4970: 	Target administers Shocking Grasp to next creature he touches	

4971: 	Target adopts caster's alignment	

4972: 	Target adopts cute names for various parts of his body	

4973: 	Target adopts physical form of next creature he touches	

4974: 	Target adopts the alignment of each creature he touches	

4975: 	Target affected as by a potion of super-heroism	

4976: 	Target affected by a Command each time he hears his name 	

4977: 	Target affected by a Symb01 of Fear each time he hears his name	

4978: 	Target affected by Lifepr00f; life is in random item he carries	

4979: 	Target affected by Power Word, Silence when he speaks his name	

4980: 	Target affected by Shocking Grasp each time he hears his name	

4981: 	Target affected by Sleep, as spell, whenever he hears his name	

4982: 	Target ages 1 year every time he's hit by a spell-like effect	

4983: 	Target ages 1 year for each round spent in direct sunlight	

4984: 	Target ages 1000 years over the course of the next turn	

4985: 	Target ages at 10X normal rate while at full hit points	

4986: 	Target ages halfway to his maximum life expectancy	

4987: 	Target ages one year for every Hit Point he loses	

4988: 	Target always answers yes-or-no questions truthfully	

4989: 	Target always appears to lie when checked by Detect Lie	

4990: 	Target always appears to speak truth when checked by Detect Lie	

4991: 	Target always assumes people will react positively to him 	

4992: 	Target always fails all Saving Throws till rolling a natural 1	

4993: 	Target always feels like he is being watched	

4994: 	Target always has Initiative except on a 1, when he's last 	

4995: 	Target always loses Initiative except on a 10, when he's first	

4996: 	Target always makes all Saving Throws till rolling a natural 1	

4997: 	Target always screws up when precise timing is needed	

4998: 	Target always tells truth; lies and prevarications impossible	

4999: 	Target and allies all randomly exchange places	

5000: 	Target and allies are teleported d6 miles in random direction	

5001: 	Target and allies are Turned as Undead for d6 rounds each	

5002: 	Target and allies cannot harm caster or allies for d4 rounds	

5003: 	Target and allies lose 1/2 their hit points	

5004: 	Target and allies regain 1/2 their hit points lost	

5005: 	Target and ally swap personae; ally thinks he is the target	

5006: 	Target and alternate Prime Material counterpart exchange places	

5007: 	Target and caster exchange eyes 	

5008: 	Target and familiar exchange places	

5009: 	Target and familiar exchange species	

5010: 	Target and his entire family are stricken sterile	

5011: 	Target and his possessions are sheathed in aluminum foil	

5012: 	Target and nearest eagle exchange places	

5013: 	Target and nearest earth elemental exchange places 	

5014: 	Target and nearest entombed corpse exchange places 	

5015: 	Target and nearest Lich exchange places	

5016: 	Target and nearest merman exchange places	

5017: 	Target and nearest mummy exchange clothing	

5018: 	Target and nearest person of Noble status exchange places	

5019: 	Target and nearest sacrificial virgin exchange places 	

5020: 	Target and nearest statue exchange places	

5021: 	Target and nearest trapped genie exchange places	

5022: 	Target and nearest tree exchange reflections	

5023: 	Target and nearest vampire exchange places at dawn tomorrow	

5024: 	Target and random ally exchange heads but retain personalities	

5025: 	Target announces his presence before entering a dark room	

5026: 	Target answers every question twice	

5027: 	Target answers questions by starting "Back in my day..."	

5028: 	Target ap010gizes to everyone he injures	

5029: 	Target appears as beautiful as a nymph while he sleeps	

5030: 	Target appears as member of the same race as whoever views him	

5031: 	Target appears deformed or hideously ugly in sunlight 	

5032: 	Target appears horribly repulsive when he's struck by magic 	

5033: 	Target appears menacing and aggressive for 1d10 rounds 	

5034: 	Target appears obese when seen in profile	

5035: 	Target appears painfully beautiful when he's struck by magic	

5036: 	Target appears paper-thin while asleep	

5037: 	Target appears slightly blurry whenever he's hit by magic 	

5038: 	Target appears to be a wooden statue while sleeping 	

5039: 	Target appears to be afflicted with some infectious disease 	

5040: 	Target appears to be black and white	

5041: 	Target appears to be invisible when seen head-on	

5042: 	Target appears to be levitating upside down	

5043: 	Target appears to be made of glass while he sleeps	

5044: 	Target appears to be made of rock and mud while sleeping 	

5045: 	Target appears to be naked while fully clothed and vice versa 	

5046: 	Target appears to be of opposite gender when naked	

5047: 	Target appears to be standing beside himself	

5048: 	Target appears to be standing three feet to his right	

5049: 	Target appears to be the worst enemy of anyone viewing him 	

5050: 	Target appears to blaze like a bonfire when he's hit by magic 	

5051: 	Target appears to burst into flame but is Invisible (improved) 	

5052: 	Target appears to decay rapidly in his sleep	

5053: 	Target appears to explode whenever he speaks his name 	

5054: 	Target appears to lack all blood and soft tissue when naked 	

5055: 	Target appears twenty pounds heavier than he actually is 	

5056: 	Target appears twenty pounds lighter than he actually is 	

5057: 	Target appears unspeakably beautiful while he sleeps 	

5058: 	Target appears, with knife in hand, behind the nearest king 	

5059: 	Target assumes the aircraft "crash position"	

5060: 	Target attacks himself with his own weapon for 1d10 rounds	

5061: 	Target attracts all Undead within 1 mile of him 	

5062: 	Target attracts lightning and electricity (Save at 1/2) 	

5063: 	Target attracts maggots, lice, and rot grubs	

5064: 	Target attracts moths like a flame	

5065: 	Target attracts moths like a flame whenever he speaks	

5066: 	Target attracts the attention of a random tanar'ri	

5067: 	Target attracts the attention of the nearest Great Wyrm	

5068: 	Target attracts vermin	

5069: 	Target automatically absorbs equal damage from any he damages 	

5070: 	Target automatically disbelieves illusions for next d100 days 	

5071: 	Target automatically fails his next d10 Saving Throws	

5072: 	Target automatically fails his next d6 Saving Throws	

5073: 	Target automatically inflicts equal damage on any harming him 	

5074: 	Target automatically knows the first name of everyone he meets 	

5075: 	Target automatically passes his next d6 Saving Throws	

5076: 	Target automatically succeeds his next d10 Saving Throws 	

5077: 	Target automatically takes double damage from physical attacks 	

5078: 	Target barks like a dog but thinks he's speaking normally	

5079: 	Target barks like a dog in the presence of royalty 	

5080: 	Target bears scars as though once riddled by gunfire 	

5081: 	Target bears scars of unspeakable torture	

5082: 	Target becomes a lightning rod for 1d20 days	

5083: 	Target becomes a missile attractor, as shield	

5084: 	Target becomes a Thought Broadcaster for spell's duration	

5085: 	Target becomes a turkey under every Full Moon	

5086: 	Target becomes able to communicate with Earth Elementals 	

5087: 	Target becomes actively suicidal; seeks his death at any cost 	

5088: 	Target becomes afflicted with Mummy Rot	

5089: 	Target becomes aluminum; is lightweight but immobile	

5090: 	Target becomes an ambulatory oak of same size, shape and AC	

5091: 	Target becomes an Illusion, unable to cause harm	

5092: 	Target becomes bonded with a tree like a dryad	

5093: 	Target becomes caster's personal slave for d4 days	

5094: 	Target becomes dormant under both a full and a new Moon	

5095: 	Target becomes extraordinarily stingy with his money	

5096: 	Target becomes fascinated by symb01s of death	

5097: 	Target becomes flat like parchment while he sleeps	

5098: 	Target becomes flatulent in the presence of royalty	

5099: 	Target becomes forgetful; must pass INT checks or castings fail	

5100: 	Target becomes homesick for some place he's never been 	

5101: 	Target becomes hot-tempered in the presence of fire	

5102: 	Target becomes immune to a random attack form	

5103: 	Target becomes immune to Level Draining 	

5104: 	Target becomes immune to natural diseases	

5105: 	Target becomes immune to the effects of c01d for d10 days 	

5106: 	Target becomes immune to the effects of c01d for d10 days 	

5107: 	Target becomes inebriated	

5108: 	Target becomes inhumanly beautiful when angry	

5109: 	Target becomes intensely afraid of snow 	

5110: 	Target becomes intensely weight-conscious 	

5111: 	Target becomes invisible to avians	

5112: 	Target becomes invisible to g01ems	

5113: 	Target becomes invisible when reduced to 50% of his hit points	

5114: 	Target becomes invisible; only his reflection can be seen	

5115: 	Target becomes jealous of anyone taller than he is	

5116: 	Target becomes lost at crossroads unless directed by someone 	

5117: 	Target becomes magic-obsessed; uses magic whenever possible	

5118: 	Target becomes magnetized; attracts all iron with d20 feet 	

5119: 	Target becomes morbidly fascinated with his own death	

5120: 	Target becomes mute for d12 turns	

5121: 	Target becomes nostalgic for the distant future	

5122: 	Target becomes permanently invisible; clothing he wears is not 	

5123: 	Target becomes ravenously hungry after being struck by magic 	

5124: 	Target becomes ravenously hungry and must eat or pass out 	

5125: 	Target becomes ravenously hungry when he's wounded	

5126: 	Target becomes striped like a candy cane 	

5127: 	Target becomes striped like a zebra 	

5128: 	Target becomes stupendously incontinent	

5129: 	Target becomes suspicious of anyone offering food to him 	

5130: 	Target becomes translucent for d4 hours (remains s01id) 	

5131: 	Target becomes transparent like glass	

5132: 	Target becomes transparent like water, rippling as he moves 	

5133: 	Target becomes unable to see any living or undead creature 	

5134: 	Target becomes uncertain; must pass WIS checks or castings fail 	

5135: 	Target becomes Undead (if Undead, target's life is restored) 	

5136: 	Target becomes very aware of time's passage and is bored stiff 	

5137: 	Target becomes vi01ently ill if he consumes alcohol	

5138: 	Target begins remembering things that never actually happened 	

5139: 	Target begins tap-dancing loudly whenever stealth is required 	

5140: 	Target begins to age at a rate of one year per minute	

5141: 	Target begins to horde water for no apparent reason	

5142: 	Target begins to 100k more and more like a leper	

5143: 	Target begins to wonder aloud what human flesh tastes like	

5144: 	Target believes all of his allies to be doppelgangers 	

5145: 	Target believes allies to be extensions of himself 	

5146: 	Target believes any injuries he has to be illusions	

5147: 	Target believes any lie t01d by someone of the opposite sex 	

5148: 	Target believes as literal truth the next sentence he hears 	

5149: 	Target believes everyone else is insane	

5150: 	Target believes foes in the area are extensions of himself	

5151: 	Target believes he has been p01ymorphed	

5152: 	Target believes he has forgotten something but actually has not	

5153: 	Target believes he has just spoken with his deity	

5154: 	Target believes he has remembered something but really has not	

5155: 	Target believes he is from a random Lower Outer Plane	

5156: 	Target believes he is insane but is not	

5157: 	Target believes he is on a random Lower Outer Plane	

5158: 	Target believes himself to be a doppleganger	

5159: 	Target believes himself to be an illusion	

5160: 	Target believes random ally or party member to be a deity 	

5161: 	Target believes random deity to be a party member or ally 	

5162: 	Target believes the next lie he hears is irrefutable truth 	

5163: 	Target believes the previous d20 days to be a dream	

5164: 	Target bestows his alignment upon each creature he touches 	

5165: 	Target blacks out whenever he hears his name (1 round) 	

5166: 	Target blames all his failures on the nearest paladin	

5167: 	Target blames his failures on his upbringing	

5168: 	Target blasphemes the god of the nearest paladin 	

5169: 	Target blasts a d10 yard radius crater in the ground 	

5170: 	Target bleeds from the eyes whenever he casts a spell 	

5171: 	Target bleeds harmlessly from his nose for 1d12 hours	

5172: 	Target Blinks (as spell) 1 round for each HP of damage he takes	

5173: 	Target Blinks (as spell) whenever he blinks his eyes	

5174: 	Target Blinks while awake for the rest of his life	

5175: 	Target body (except head, hands, and feet) becomes invisible	

5176: 	Target brays like a donkey in the presence of royalty 	

5177: 	Target brays like a donkey instead of laughing 	

5178: 	Target breaks into song whenever he is frightened 	

5179: 	Target breaks into song whenever struck by magic	

5180: 	Target burned for 2d10 HP by next creature he touches 	

5181: 	Target burns next creature he touches for d10 HP 	

5182: 	Target bursts into heatless flame for d10 rounds	

5183: 	Target bursts into illusionary flame whenever he hears his name	

5184: 	Target bursts into tears when he tries to tell a lie	

5185: 	Target cackles like a Bone G01em for d4 rounds; no other action	

5186: 	Target can Affect Normal Fires at will for d10 days 	

5187: 	Target can always sense the direction of his home 	

5188: 	Target can appear enormously fat at will	

5189: 	Target can appear to be 100 years older at will	

5190: 	Target can appear to be any age he wishes	

5191: 	Target can assume a second form at will (must be of same race)	

5192: 	Target can assume gaseous form at will when naked	

5193: 	Target can assume the form of the caster for 1 turn each day 	

5194: 	Target can attack 2X a round if he does nothing the next round 	

5195: 	Target can automatically read the next language he hears 	

5196: 	Target can automatically speak the next language he hears 	

5197: 	Target can automatically speak the next language he reads 	

5198: 	Target can be commanded by the next creature he summons 	

5199: 	Target can be Commanded by the next person he touches 	

5200: 	Target can become completely clean at will	

5201: 	Target can become ethereal at will when naked	

5202: 	Target can breathe underwater if he h01ds a fish in his mouth	

5203: 	Target can carry his own weight with ease	

5204: 	Target can cast 1 spell per day with no Saving Throw allowed 	

5205: 	Target can cast a randomly-chosen first level spell at will 	

5206: 	Target can cast light from his eyes but is blind when he does 	

5207: 	Target can cast Reverse Gravity on himself once each day 	

5208: 	Target can cause his scent to mimic that of any normal animal 	

5209: 	Target can change his eye c010r at will	

5210: 	Target can ch00se to succeed any one roll in the next 24 hours	

5211: 	Target can climb trees as nimbly as a cat or monkey	

5212: 	Target can command demons: doesn't know how many times (1d6)	

5213: 	Target can Command the caster, as by the spell	

5214: 	Target can communicate with inanimate objects once per week 	

5215: 	Target can Comprehend all spoken languages for d10 days 	

5216: 	Target can Comprehend all written languages for d8 days 	

5217: 	Target can contr01 the next Illusion he disbelieves	

5218: 	Target can crush diamonds into coal with his bare hands	

5219: 	Target can detach his right arm at will	

5220: 	Target can detect poison in food just by touching it	

5221: 	Target can disbelieve Necromancy but can't disbelieve Illusions 	

5222: 	Target can disbelieve spells cast against him like illusions 	

5223: 	Target can Dispel Evil (or good) once at will	

5224: 	Target can employ True Sight once per day 	

5225: 	Target can extend his tongue 3d4 inches at will 	

5226: 	Target can Feather Fall at will when naked 	

5227: 	Target can Feign Death at will when naked	

5228: 	Target can fly at normal Movement Rate but can no longer walk	

5229: 	Target can fly like an eagle when naked	

5230: 	Target can give off the scent of pine or lemons at will	

5231: 	Target can glow like a firefly at will	

5232: 	Target can go without food for one day per point of CON 	

5233: 	Target can go without sleep for one day per point of WIS 	

5234: 	Target can grip with 18I00 strength	

5235: 	Target can Heal himself once	

5236: 	Target can Heal with a touch but is 80% likely to die	

5237: 	Target can hear any conversation whose participants he can see	

5238: 	Target can hear underwater as clearly as on land	

5239: 	Target can hit creatures hit only by +1 or better (1d20 rounds) 	

5240: 	Target can h01d his breath for 2 rounds per point of CON 	

5241: 	Target can h01d his breath for up to three hours per day	

5242: 	Target can identify gems and approximate their value on sight	

5243: 	Target can identify natural animals on sight	

5244: 	Target can identify natural plants on sight	

5245: 	Target can ignite campfires and hearths with a touch	

5246: 	Target can ignite twigs with his tongue	

5247: 	Target can kill with a touch but is 80% likely to die as well 	

5248: 	Target can make his voice issue from some place nearby 	

5249: 	Target can make spells function without visible effect 	

5250: 	Target can memorize spells in 1/2 the normal required time 	

5251: 	Target can mimic animal noises with remarkable skill	

5252: 	Target can move at 3X normal speed if naked and unencumbered	

5253: 	Target can no longer bend his wrists	

5254: 	Target can no longer see First Level spells	

5255: 	Target can only be hit by +1 or better weapons for d20 rounds 	

5256: 	Target can only wield +1 or better weapons for d20 rounds 	

5257: 	Target can pass his arms through each other at will	

5258: 	Target can Pass Without Trace as priest spell once per week 	

5259: 	Target can photosynthesize; does not need to eat, but is green 	

5260: 	Target can P01ymorph Self(ONCE)	

5261: 	Target can predict natural weather patterns 24 hours in advance	

5262: 	Target can quench his thirst by soaking his feet	

5263: 	Target can read a new language but cannot speak it 	

5264: 	Target can read other people's thoughts by biting them 	

5265: 	Target can remove his ears and still hear through them	

5266: 	Target can remove his head for up to 1d6 rounds each day 	

5267: 	Target can remove his teeth, and they'll regrow normally 	

5268: 	Target can Resurrect one being but must sacrifice his own life 	

5269: 	Target can resurrect the dead once per year	

5270: 	Target can retract his arms into his torso	

5271: 	Target can retract his head into his torso like a turtle	

5272: 	Target can see in subterranean darkness as though in daylight 	

5273: 	Target can see into Bags of H01ding without opening them 	

5274: 	Target can see perfectly well in abs01ute darkness	

5275: 	Target can see secret d00rs but cannot see normal ones	

5276: 	Target can see through his nostrils in pitch darkness	

5277: 	Target can sense the presence of any Artifact within 10 miles	

5278: 	Target can sense undead within 100 yards	

5279: 	Target can shine light out of his mouth at will	

5280: 	Target can shrink his hands to 1I10 their size at will	

5281: 	Target can speak in either a male or female voice at will	

5282: 	Target can speak in either of two voices at will	

5283: 	Target can speak through his nose when his mouth is shut	

5284: 	Target can speak with plants once per day 	

5285: 	Target can speak with plants once per week 	

5286: 	Target can speak with the dead once per week 	

5287: 	Target can speak with waterfowl when he is wet	

5288: 	Target can Spider Climb if he wears a red and blue costume	

5289: 	Target can stretch his neck a length equal to his height	

5290: 	Target can summon a demon but has only 50% chance to contr01 it 	

5291: 	Target can swim like a fish and breathe underwater when naked 	

5292: 	Target can teleport at will, but arrives at current location	

5293: 	Target can turn half of his body invisible at will	

5294: 	Target can turn his bones to jelly at will, without harm	

5295: 	Target can turn his fingers ethereal at will 	

5296: 	Target can turn his skin invisible at will 	

5297: 	Target can turn his skin matte-black at will	

5298: 	Target can turn ice to diamonds that last for 1d12 hours 	

5299: 	Target can turn into a statue for 1d10 rounds at will 	

5300: 	Target can turn invisible while he h01ds his breath 	

5301: 	Target can turn invisible while underwater	

5302: 	Target can turn to snow at will	

5303: 	Target can undo normal knots just by touching them	

5304: 	Target can unscrew his fingers without harm	

5305: 	Target can use his index and middle finger like scissors 	

5306: 	Target can Wish the death of one being but will also die 	

5307: 	Target can't bend his elbows, shoulders, wrists, or fingers 	

5308: 	Target can't bring his hands within 2d4 inches of each other 	

5309: 	Target can't discern even the most obvious lies from truth 	

5310: 	Target can't go to sleep without kissing someone goodnight 	

5311: 	Target can't put both feet on the ground simultaneously 	

5312: 	Target can't raise his arms above his shoulder without pain 	

5313: 	Target can't speak if more than two people are present 	

5314: 	Target can't speak in metaphor; becomes literal-minded 	

5315: 	Target cannot attack creatures which do not see him	

5316: 	Target cannot attack except on rounds when he wins Initiative	

5317: 	Target cannot attack on rounds when he wins Initiative	

5318: 	Target cannot be affected by priestly magic for 1 week	

5319: 	Target cannot be attacked by any he does not see for 1d4 days 	

5320: 	Target cannot be burned by normal flame if his feet are wet 	

5321: 	Target cannot be frightened by any earthly creature	

5322: 	Target cannot be harmed by a fall from any height	

5323: 	Target cannot be harmed by any physical means for d10 rounds 	

5324: 	Target cannot be harmed by any physical means for d4 rounds 	

5325: 	Target cannot be harmed by any physical means for d6 rounds 	

5326: 	Target cannot be harmed by any physical means for d8 rounds 	

5327: 	Target cannot be hit by +1 or better weapons for d20 rounds 	

5328: 	Target cannot be injured by steel	

5329: 	Target cannot be injured while he sleeps	

5330: 	Target cannot be magically held	

5331: 	Target cannot be seen in mirrors	

5332: 	Target cannot be tracked by nonmagical means	

5333: 	Target cannot breathe while exposed to direct sunlight 	

5334: 	Target cannot bring his hands closer together than one f00t 	

5335: 	Target cannot cast a spell without first announcing his name 	

5336: 	Target cannot close his mouth	

5337: 	Target cannot close his mouth until dawn	

5338: 	Target cannot comprehend numbers greater than twenty 	

5339: 	Target cannot contr01 Elementals summoned by him 	

5340: 	Target cannot contr01 his own Illusion spells	

5341: 	Target cannot cross a thresh01d without knocking 	

5342: 	Target cannot cross flowing water under his own power 	

5343: 	Target cannot die while the caster lives	

5344: 	Target cannot digest meat	

5345: 	Target cannot distinguish between left and right	

5346: 	Target cannot distinguish between very hot and very c01d	

5347: 	Target cannot drown if he carries a torch	

5348: 	Target cannot eat cooked meat except by Moonlight 	

5349: 	Target cannot eat food unless he prepares it himself 	

5350: 	Target cannot eat or drink between dawn and dusk 5l10 target cannot enter a building unless invited	

5351: 	Target cannot enter a room without announcing himself	

5352: 	Target cannot exit a room through the d00r by which he entered	

5353: 	Target cannot fall asleep except when standing up	

5354: 	Target cannot fall asleep unless sung to	

5355: 	Target cannot fall asleep unless t01d to do so	

5356: 	Target cannot fall asleep while wearing clothing	

5357: 	Target cannot inflict any form of physical harm for d10 rounds 	

5358: 	Target cannot inflict any form of physical harm for d4 rounds 	

5359: 	Target cannot inflict any form of physical harm for d6 rounds 	

5360: 	Target cannot inflict any form of physical harm for d8 rounds 	

5361: 	Target cannot leave a building unless t01d to do so	

5362: 	Target cannot leave a room while others' eyes are upon him 	

5363: 	Target cannot leave his home without first casting a spell 	

5364: 	target cannot open both eyes simultaneously	

5365: 	Target cannot open d00rs for himself	

5366: 	Target cannot open d00rs without first saying "Open sesame"	

5367: 	Target cannot open his eyes	

5368: 	Target cannot open his mouth	

5369: 	Target cannot open his mouth until nightfall	

5370: 	Target cannot pierce his own flesh with knives or blades	

5371: 	Target cannot refuse a request for his aid	

5372: 	Target cannot remember his name, even if reminded 	

5373: 	Target cannot see magical effects until he gains a level 	

5374: 	Target cannot see through glass	

5375: 	Target cannot shut up until someone inflicts damage upon him	

5376: 	Target cannot sleep unless naked	

5377: 	Target cannot speak during one day of each week 	

5378: 	Target cannot speak except in direct sunlight 	

5379: 	target cannot speak except under Moonlight	

5380: 	Target cannot speak normally but must shout or whisper	

5381: 	Target cannot speak the truth for 1d6+1 days	

5382: 	Target cannot speak unless spoken to	

5383: 	Target cannot speak until he has ridden a horse	

5384: 	Target cannot speak until he is burned by fire	

5385: 	Target cannot speak until no one is within 60' of him	

5386: 	Target cannot speak until rained upon	

5387: 	Target cannot speak until someone inflicts damage upon him	

5388: 	Target cannot speak until someone says his name	

5389: 	Target cannot speak until sunrise tomorrow	

5390: 	Target cannot speak when at less than full hit points	

5391: 	Target cannot speak when underground	

5392: 	Target cannot stand upright for 1d4 hours	

5393: 	Target cannot study spells if he still has any memorized	

5394: 	Target cannot teleport or be teleported	

5395: 	Target cannot tell a deliberate lie	

5396: 	Target cannot t01erate metal worn next to his skin	

5397: 	Target cannot turn invisible by any means 	

5398: 	target cannot use magical items for 8d4 hours 	

5399: 	target cannot wake until he is sneezed upon	

5400: 	Target can't make attacks during the dark of the Moon 	

5401: 	Target can't make attacks except under direct sunlight 	

5402: 	Target can't make attacks on the first day of the week 	

5403: 	Target can't make attacks unless baref00t	

5404: 	Target can't make attacks unless he carries a small flame 	

5405: 	Target can't make attacks unless he crosses his fingers 	

5406: 	Target can't make attacks unless he first turns in a circle	

5407: 	Target can't make attacks unless he h01ds a pebble in his mouth 	

5408: 	Target can't make attacks unless he pokes himself with a needle 	

5409: 	Target can't make attacks unless he puts his thumbs in his ears 	

5410: 	Target can't make attacks unless he sees his reflection	

5411: 	Target can't make attacks unless his eyes are closed	

5412: 	Target can't make attacks unless his hair is wet	

5413: 	Target can't make attacks unless h01ding a piece of ice	

5414: 	Target can't make attacks unless wearing a hat	

5415: 	Target can't make attacks until tomorrow morning 	

5416: 	Target can't make attacks while he has full hit points 	

5417: 	Target can't make attacks while wearing clothing	

5418: 	Target can't make attacks without first announcing his intent 	

5419: 	Target can't make attacks without saying "Abra Cadabra" 	

5420: 	Target causes damage one round after he inflicts it	

5421: 	Target changes alignment randomly under every Full Moon 	

5422: 	Target changes clothes randomly every time he casts a spell 	

5423: 	Target changes c010r every time he hears his name	

5424: 	Target changes c010r randomly every time he casts a spell 	

5425: 	Target changes gender randomly every time he casts a spell 	

5426: 	Target changes his mind every time he decides to cast a spell 	

5427: 	Target changes his name but won't reveal his new one	

5428: 	Target changes his name under every Full Moon	

5429: 	Target changes race randomly every time he casts a spell	

5430: 	Target changes sex every morning	

5431: 	Target changes sex randomly under one Full Moon till the next 	

5432: 	Target changes shape randomly every time he casts a spell 	

5433: 	Target checks WIS each round or decides it's pointless	

5434: 	Target claims nearest dragon as a familiar 	

5435: 	Target closes his eyes and counts to 1000 	

5436: 	Target combusts at 32° Fahrenheit	

5437: 	Target combusts at room temperature	

5438: 	Target combusts when exposed to direct sunlight	

5439: 	Target complains of persecution when things don't go his way	

5440: 	Target constantly doubts himself; +2 to Initiative rolls 	

5441: 	Target constantly hears a ticking as from an alarm clock 	

5442: 	Target contracts a random nonfatal, nonmagical disease 	

5443: 	Target contracts a random non-magical disease each day 	

5444: 	Target convinced he is possessed by some horrid entity	

5445: 	Target coughs up strange items: needles, spiders, pebbles, etc.	

5446: 	Target crows like a r00ster at sunrise	

5447: 	Target crumbles to dust; reappears next sunrise unharmed 	

5448: 	Target degenerates 1 HP per round for the next 20+d20 rounds 	

5449: 	Target delivers Shocking Grasp to the next person he kisses 	

5450: 	Target Deluded	

5451: 	Target desires to change his name each morning	

5452: 	Target desires to circumnavigate the planet	

5453: 	Target desires to leap from the next bridge he crosses	

5454: 	Target desires to walk on his hands instead of feet	

5455: 	Target desperately hopes to avoid his current destination 	

5456: 	Target develops a blind spot over d100% of his view 	

5457: 	Target develops a compulsion to be struck by lightning 	

5458: 	Target develops a craving for slugs, maggots, and leeches 	

5459: 	Target develops a fear of elementals	

5460: 	Target develops a fear of kob01ds, those mighty creatures	

5461: 	Target develops a fear of rabbits	

5462: 	Target develops a fear of rocks; they might be earth elementals	

5463: 	Target develops a fear of the caster	

5464: 	Target develops a fear of trees; they might be treants	

5465: 	Target develops a fear of wild surges	

5466: 	Target develops a morbid desire to see his own heart	

5467: 	Target develops a phobia about Wild Surges	

5468: 	Target develops a severe phobia, randomly determined	

5469: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for alcohol	

5470: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for blood	

5471: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for cobra venom 	

5472: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for egg whites 	

5473: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for egg y01ks 	

5474: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for holy water 	

5475: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for ink	

5476: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for lamp oil 	

5477: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for magic potions 	

5478: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for pine tree sap 	

5479: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for poison	

5480: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for sea water 	

5481: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for sovereign glue 	

5482: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for stagnant water 	

5483: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for unholy water	

5484: 	Target develops a terrific thirst for universal s01vent	

5485: 	Target develops advanced arthritis; Movement rate is halved	

5486: 	Target develops ambidexterity	

5487: 	Target develops an aversion to clothing	

5488: 	Target develops an awful fear of speech	

5489: 	Target develops an intense craving for charcoal	

5490: 	Target develops an intense craving for dirt and mud	

5491: 	Target develops an intense desire to swim upstream and spawn	

5492: 	Target develops an intense phobia of fish and marine life 	

5493: 	Target develops another joint between his shoulder and elbow	

5494: 	Target develops d4 new personalities	

5495: 	Target develops irritating, elusive itch somewhere on his body	

5496: 	Target develops radial symmetry, like a starfish	

5497: 	Target develops Thaumaphilia, a fascination with magic 	

5498: 	Target develops Thaumaphobia, an intense fear of magic 	

5499: 	Target dies immediately if he is ever cut by his own dagger 	

5500: 	Target dies nightly and is resurrected each f0110wing morning 	

5501: 	Target discovers a tombstone nearby inscribed with his name 	

5502: 	Target discovers the secret for manufacturing plastic	

5503: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 bats	

5504: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 blasphemies 	

5505: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 canaries 	

5506: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 copper pieces	

5507: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 counterfeit gold coins 	

5508: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 cubic yards of smoke 	

5509: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 feathers	

5510: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 frogs 	

5511: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 hailstones 	

5512: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 hot embers 	

5513: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 locusts 	

5514: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 maggots 	

5515: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 minnows 	

5516: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 needles	

5517: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 non-poisonous snakes	

5518: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 pints of blood 	

5519: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 pints of water 	

5520: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 rotten apples	

5521: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 small pebbles every morning	

5522: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 spiders	

5523: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 sugar cubes 	

5524: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 sunflower seeds 	

5525: 	Target disgorges 1d1000 teeth	

5526: 	Target disgorges a black pudding	

5527: 	Target disgorges a complete human skeleton	

5528: 	Target disgorges a large python	

5529: 	Target disgorges a scroll containing a random 7th level spell	

5530: 	Target disgorges everything he ate during the last week 	

5531: 	Target disgorges his own digestive tract	

5532: 	Target disgorges the last meal he ate	

5533: 	Target does not age while asleep: aging is slowed by 1I3 	

5534: 	Target does not age while awake: aging is slowed by 2I3 	

5535: 	Target does not heal while exposed to direct sunlight	

5536: 	Target does not need to breathe when exposed to direct sunlight 	

5537: 	Target does not need to eat while he has his full hit points 	

5538: 	Target does not need to open his eyes to see (lasts d4 days) 	

5539: 	Target does not produce lachrymose for d4 rounds	

5540: 	Target does not reflect or emit any form of light for d6 days 	

5541: 	Target doesn't believe that his body is his actual form 	

5542: 	Target doesn't know when he's lying	

5543: 	Target doubles his size when he is asleep	

5544: 	Target drools constantly	

5545: 	Target electrically charged & shocks the next person touched 	

5546: 	Target emits no scent whatsoever; cannot be tracked by hounds 	

5547: 	Target Enlarged by a factor of d20	

5548: 	Target exchanges personae with each being he touches	

5549: 	Target exchanges personalities and abilities with nearest Lich 	

5550: 	Target exchanges personalities with some distant (demi)human 	

5551: 	Target exchanges places with himself one hour in the future 	

5552: 	Target exchanges teeth with the next creature to bite him 	

5553: 	Target experiences horrifying nightmares tonight	

5554: 	Target experiences pain at the sight of blood	

5555: 	Target experiences pain when complimented	

5556: 	Target experiences sublimely beautiful dreams tonight 	

5557: 	Target experiences vertigo when he looks at the stars 	

5558: 	Target experiences vertigo whenever he looks at the Moon	

5559: 	Target explodes and dies (Save vs Death to prevent explosion) 	

5560: 	Target explodes as a Fireball of Hit Dice equal to 2x his Level 	

5561: 	Target explodes permanently when hit points fall to 1/2 total 	

5562: 	Target explodes under every Full Moon; reforms at dawn 	

5563: 	Target explodes; reforms 2d20 turns later unharmed	

5564: 	Target faints at the sight of his own blood 	

5565: 	Target faints at the sight of his own reflection 	

5566: 	Target falls asleep and cannot be roused	

5567: 	Target falls asleep when exposed to direct sunlight	

5568: 	Target falls asleep whenever he's hit by magic	

5569: 	Target falls in love with d4 people of same raceIopposite sex	

5570: 	Target falls in love with his own reflection	

5571: 	Target falls in love with random ally of caster of opposite sex 	

5572: 	Target falls in love with someone entirely inappropriate 	

5573: 	Target falls into a heap of unconnected cells	

5574: 	Target falls madly in love with his own reflection	

5575: 	Target falls over	

5576: 	Target fears clothing except when naked, when he fears nudity 	

5577: 	Target fears communists are after his precious bodily fluids 	

5578: 	Target fears he is a vampire and will be injured by sunlight 	

5579: 	Target fears he is a werew01f temporarily in human form 	

5580: 	Target fears he'll turn to stone if he sees his reflection	

5581: 	Target fears his body does strange things when he's asleep 	

5582: 	Target fears lightning but is drawn to trees during storms 	

5583: 	Target fears rainfall	

5584: 	Target fears sentient weapons, thinking they're out to get him	

5585: 	Target fears small woodland creatures	

5586: 	Target fears that the moment of reckoning is close at hand 	

5587: 	Target feels a mild ache between his eyes when facing north 	

5588: 	Target feels a sense of real urgency in his bladder	

5589: 	Target feels an intense desire to stare at the sun 	

5590: 	Target feels an intense urge to drop his weapons 	

5591: 	Target feels an intense urge to hide	

5592: 	Target feels an intense urge to reveal any secret he knows 	

5593: 	Target feels an intense urge to run to the nearest well 	

5594: 	Target feels an intense urge to sing at the top of his lungs 	

5595: 	Target feels an urge to mark trees in the manner of a w01f	

5596: 	Target feels crampy and bloated	

5597: 	Target feels deja vu whenever he hears his name	

5598: 	Target feels euphoric; +2 to ability checks for 2d4 turns	

5599: 	Target feels hopeless; -2 to ability checks for 2d4 turns	

5600: 	Target feels horrible embarrassment whenever he's hit by magic	

5601: 	Target feels intense ecstasy whenever he's wounded	

5602: 	Target feels intensely guilty whenever he eats meat	

5603: 	Target feels intensely hung-over	

5604: 	Target feels like gravity has shifted by 45°	

5605: 	Target feels like he has been spinning in a circle for hours	

5606: 	Target feels like he just bearhugged a cactus	

5607: 	Target feels like he's been f01ded, spindled, and mutilated	

5608: 	Target feels like he's been manipulated all this time	

5609: 	Target feels like he's just come off a huge drinking binge 	

5610: 	Target feels like he's in freefall whenever he's hit by magic	

5611: 	Target feels naked unless wearing a tiara	

5612: 	Target feels phantom itch in his "third" and "fourth" arms 	

5613: 	Target feels uncomfortably c01d for the next 2d12 hours 	

5614: 	Target feels wh011y alone in the universe	

5615: 	Target finds clothing uncomfortable in the presence of royalty	

5616: 	Target finds himself insufferably pretentious	

5617: 	Target finds his own head at the bottom of a nearby h01e	

5618: 	Target finds some mundane food irresistible	

5619: 	Target finds the taste of cooked meat offensive 	

5620: 	Target flares like burning magnesium for one round	

5621: 	Target flatly refuses to believe that he's alive	

5622: 	Target flees in a random direction as fast as he can	

5623: 	Target flies into a rage after dinner	

5624: 	Target flies into hysterics whenever he is wounded	

5625: 	Target forgets a random language	

5626: 	Target forgets all spells he currently has memorized	

5627: 	Target forgets everything since yesterday morning	

5628: 	Target forgets his name in the presence of royalty	

5629: 	Target forgets how to use his principle weapon	

5630: 	Target forgets how to walk	

5631: 	Target forgets one language but learns two others	

5632: 	Target forgets the Common Tongue	

5633: 	Target forgets the location of everything he currently carries	

5634: 	Target forgets whatever he was about to do	

5635: 	Target forgives his current worst enemy	

5636: 	Target freezes at room temperature	

5637: 	Target freezes s01id for d8 rounds; thaws unharmed	

5638: 	Target gains (at will) use of one spell of level 4d3-3	

5639: 	Target gains 1 HPIround until exploding as on Positive Material	

5640: 	Target gains 1 point of Wisdom but forfeits 5 hit points	

5641: 	Target gains 2 points of INT but his CON is halved	

5642: 	Target gains 3X daily use of a spell never seen before	

5643: 	Target gains a 10% Magic Resistance	

5644: 	Target gains a large Keep, but it is made of cardboard	

5645: 	Target gains amazing ability with an unusual musical instrument	

5646: 	Target gains an additional attack every round 	

5647: 	Target gains an experience level but ages 10 years	

5648: 	Target gains Animal Contr01 as potion	

5649: 	Target gains Clairaudience as potion	

5650: 	Target gains d10 f0110wers who believe him to be a deity	

5651: 	Target gains danger sense; -2 to surprise rolls	

5652: 	Target gains Flight as potion	

5653: 	Target gains improved depth perception; all attacks at +2	

5654: 	Target gains Madness as Elixir	

5655: 	Target gains no bonuses from magical weapons	

5656: 	Target gains one Wish, which must be used within 3 rounds 	

5657: 	Target gains physical repulsiveness equal to that of a medusa 	

5658: 	Target gains proficiency in the next weapon type he touches	

5659: 	Target gains proficiency in the use of the Mancatcher	

5660: 	Target gains quadrophonic hearing: +2 bonus on Surprise rolls 	

5661: 	Target gains Red Dragon's breath weapon but takes same damage 	

5662: 	Target gains the ability to burrow at '1 normal Movement Rate 	

5663: 	Target gains the ability to read any language	

5664: 	Target gains the ability to see at will into the Ethereal Plane	

5665: 	Target gains the ability to see through metals	

5666: 	Target gains the friendship of a legendary arch-mage 	

5667: 	Target gains the friendship of a legendary warrior 	

5668: 	Target gains the friendship of a prominent merchant 	

5669: 	Target gains the friendship of a thieves' guildmaster	

5670: 	Target gains the friendship of a well-respected mercenary 	

5671: 	Target gains the friendship of the owner of a major brothel 	

5672: 	Target gains the friendship of the ruler of a major country 	

5673: 	Target gains the lasting enmity of a legendary arch-mage 	

5674: 	Target gains the lasting enmity of a legendary warrior 	

5675: 	Target gains the lasting enmity of a prominent merchant 	

5676: 	Target gains the lasting enmity of a thieves' guildmaster	

5677: 	Target gains the lasting enmity of a well-respected mercenary 	

5678: 	Target gains the lasting enmity of the owner of a major brothel 	

5679: 	Target gains the lasting enmity of the ruler of a major country 	

5680: 	Target gains the power of clairaudience to a range of five feet 	

5681: 	Target gains the power to grant one Wish to someone else 	

5682: 	Target gains troglodyte's breath weapon but also falls asleep 	

5683: 	Target gains use (at will) of one spell of level 4d3-3	

5684: 	Target gains Water Breathing as potion	

5685: 	Target gains Water Walking, but only on one side	

5686: 	Target gets a strong urge to cast spells whenever he is angered	

5687: 	Target gets a Wish, (50% likely to grant the opposite) 	

5688: 	Target giggles for d10 rounds, spellcasting impossible 	

5689: 	Target giggles in the presence of royalty	

5690: 	Target giggles whenever he hears a lie, but doesn't know why	

5691: 	Target giggles whenever he tries to tell a lie	

5692: 	Target glimpses infinity; unable to act for 1d6 days 	

5693: 	Target glimpses Paradise and is forever changed 	

5694: 	Target glimpses The Pit and is forever changed 	

5695: 	Target glows as though on fire internally	

5696: 	Target glows for 1d10 rounds after being struck by magic	

5697: 	Target glows in the dark for next d4 years	

5698: 	Target glows like a campfire when he tries to hide in shadow 	

5699: 	Target glows like a firefly but can stop while he concentrates 	

5700: 	Target glows like a firefly in Moonlight	

5701: 	Target goes mad for 1 week if he ever again witness this spell	

5702: 	Target grabs his ankles and can't let go until tomorrow 	

5703: 	Target greatly desires to cross the nearest stream or river 	

5704: 	Target growls like a lion whenever he is upset	

5705: 	Target grows 1/2 inch each day	

5706: 	Target grows a finger on each f00t	

5707: 	Target grows a third eye in the center of his forehead 	

5708: 	Target grows a third eye that can see the Ethereal Plane 	

5709: 	Target grows a toe on each hand	

5710: 	Target grows another arm from the wrist of one arm 	

5711: 	Target grows another eye in the center of his forehead 	

5712: 	Target grows another finger on each hand	

5713: 	Target grows another leg from the ankle of one leg	

5714: 	Target grows another toe on each f00t	

5715: 	Target grows fangs and develops a marked aversion to sunlight	

5716: 	Target grows hair on his palms and is stricken blind	

5717: 	Target grows nonfunctional vampire fangs	

5718: 	Target grows thick, luxurious fleece from his skin 	

5719: 	Target hallucinates in the presence of royalty 	

5720: 	Target hallucinates wildly for 1d12 hours	

5721: 	Target has 19 Strength on one side of his body	

5722: 	Target has 50% chance for minImax damage by any physical attack	

5723: 	Target has a +2 Reaction Bonus whenever courtesy is needed 	

5724: 	Target has a 55% chance to know history of any region he enters	

5725: 	Target has a bad feeling that he just made a big mistake	

5726: 	Target has a barcode tatt00ed somewhere on his body 	

5727: 	Target has a birthmark identifying him as a royal heir 	

5728: 	Target has a birthmark identifying him as an agent of evil	

5729: 	Target has a box of 10-gauge shotgun shells	

5730: 	Target has a burning need to cast his spells as s00n as he can	

5731: 	Target has a candle which he fears will explode if snuffed	

5732: 	Target has a copy of his unauthorized, up-to-date biography	

5733: 	Target has a full-body tatt00 of a full suit of chainmail	

5734: 	Target has a grenade from which the pin's been pulled	

5735: 	Target has a heavy steel ball chained to his ankle 	

5736: 	Target has a nose like a m01e	

5737: 	Target has a nose like a tapir	

5738: 	Target has a nose like a thumb	

5739: 	Target has a porcupine in his pocket	

5740: 	Target has a remarkably quick temper for 1d4 days	

5741: 	Target has a scar he attributes to a close call with a dragon 	

5742: 	Target has a seizure for the spell's duration or for 1 turn 	

5743: 	Target has a terrible fear that he's just f001ing everybody 	

5744: 	Target has a terrific thirst for stagnant water	

5745: 	Target has a working clock embedded in his forehead 	

5746: 	Target has all the symptoms of Plague but not the disease	

5747: 	Target has an extra action in each of the next 1d10 rounds	

5748: 	Target has an intense desire to burn his clothes	

5749: 	Target has faulty depth perception; all attacks are made at -2 	

5750: 	Target has flat vision; has no depth perception; -8 toHit 	

5751: 	Target has hair like Albert Einstein	

5752: 	Target has hair like Don King 	

5753: 	Target has hair like Rapunzel 	

5754: 	Target has hair like Yul brynner	

5755: 	Target has magic intuition; +25% to learn spells 	

5756: 	Target has mirror vision; sees everything backwards 	

5757: 	Target has misplaced his feet	

5758: 	Target has no desire for vengeance of any kind	

5759: 	Target has no fear of death whatsoever	

5760: 	Target has no HP; each attack is (dmg x 10)% likely to kill him	

5761: 	Target has no neck; his head perches on his shoulders	

5762: 	Target has no vital signs while he is asleep	

5763: 	Target has scars on his chest as from open-heart surgery	

5764: 	Target has strong urge to head south next winter	

5765: 	Target has the distinct impression he's been buried alive	

5766: 	Target has the same dream each night; may think it's prophetic	

5767: 	Target has the voice of a young child	

5768: 	Target has the wind knocked out of him; stunned 2d4 rounds	

5769: 	Target has tiny compartments under his fingernails	

5770: 	Target has to write his name every time he hears or says it 	

5771: 	Target has two HP totals; each is in effect on alternate rounds	

5772: 	Target has two thumbs on one hand and none on the other	

5773: 	Target hasn't slept in two weeks	

5774: 	Target hates his nose and thinks he's better off without it	

5775: 	Target hates his principal weapon and wishes not to use it	

5776: 	Target hates magic and uses it only reluctantly	

5777: 	Target hates next person who meets him for the first time	

5778: 	Target hates the next person he mentions by name	

5779: 	Target head is invisible from his cheeks up	

5780: 	Target heals 1/2 normal rate but takes 1/2 damage from attacks 	

5781: 	Target heals 1/2 normal rate but takes 2X damage from attacks 	

5782: 	Target heals 2X normal rate but takes 2X damage from attacks	

5783: 	Target hears echoes when people speak to him	

5784: 	Target hears through his nose and smells through his ears	

5785: 	Target hears voices that aren't there	

5786: 	Target hoards coal in the hope that one day it will be diamonds	

5787: 	Target howls at the Moon or at any similar circular image	

5788: 	Target immune to 1 random Mage spell of random (2d5-1) level 	

5789: 	Target immune to 1 random Priest spell of random (2d4-1) level 	

5790: 	Target inflates like balloon to 1d12 feet across for 1 turn	

5791: 	Target inherits a sizable fortune from a deceased relative	

5792: 	Target insists his name is something it is not	

5793: 	Target insists that he be referred to as a prestidigitator	

5794: 	Target insists that he is a dragon in humanoid form	

5795: 	Target inspires jealousy in all but those who know him well	

5796: 	Target invites random foe to join his party	

5797: 	Target inv01untarily repels all water to a distance of 10 feet	

5798: 	Target is able to Detect Magic once per turn at will	

5799: 	Target is able to Know Time at will	

5800: 	Target is able to see with his eyes closed	

5801: 	Target is able to succeed any one roll automatically each day 	

5802: 	Target is able to survive one death (resurrection unnecessary) 	

5803: 	Target is abs01utely silent when naked	

5804: 	Target is accompanied by the clip-clop of coconut shells	

5805: 	Target is acutely sensitive to taste; must eat bland foods	

5806: 	Target is addicted to magic; needs some spell cast on him daily	

5807: 	Target is affected as by a Br00ch of Number Numbing	

5808: 	Target is affected as by a permanent Haste spell 	

5809: 	Target is affected as by a permanent Slow spell 	

5810: 	Target is affected as by a powerful diuretic 	

5811: 	Target is affected as by a Ring of Contrariness	

5812: 	Target is affected as by a Wand of Misplaced objects	

5813: 	Target is affected as by a strong hallucinogen 	

5814: 	Target is affected as by terrible stagefright 	

5815: 	Target is affected as by virulent neurotoxins	

5816: 	Target is affected by Blink and Mirror Image for 1d10 turns 	

5817: 	Target is affected by Feign Death the next time he is injured 	

5818: 	Target is affected by Improved Haste for 1 day	

5819: 	Target is affected by Improved Slow for 1 day	

5820: 	Target is affected by silver like a lycanthrope	

5821: 	Target is affected by the spell Blur for the next 10 turns 	

5822: 	Target is affected by Timelessness until caster gains a level 	

5823: 	Target is afraid of his own reflection	

5824: 	Target is afraid to touch money	

5825: 	Target is alarmed now by a bustle in his hedgerow 	

5826: 	Target is alert and coherent the instant he wakes up 	

5827: 	Target is always able to know the location of the caster	

5828: 	Target is an illusion every other round and can cause no damage	

5829: 	Target is as buoyant as a block of iron	

5830: 	Target is as buoyant as styrofoam	

5831: 	Target is at the center of a Blade Barrier	

5832: 	Target is at the center of a whirlwind of ping-pong balls 	

5833: 	Target is attended by 1d4 skeletons with no combat ability 	

5834: 	Target is aware of every object now within 50 feet of him	

5835: 	Target is base AC 4 for d4 days; DEXIarmor bonuses still apply 	

5836: 	Target is befriended by a family in each town within 100 miles 	

5837: 	Target is befriended by a popular local leader	

5838: 	Target is befriended by all the members of a single species	

5839: 	Target is befriended by nearest Lich	

5840: 	Target is befriended by the nearest nymph or sylph 	

5841: 	Target is believed to bathe in the blood of innocents 	

5842: 	Target is believed to be a leper	

5843: 	Target is believed to be a practicing cannibal	

5844: 	Target is believed to be a town elder by nearest village	

5845: 	Target is believed to be an agent of evil	

5846: 	Target is believed to be an escaped murderer by nearest village	

5847: 	Target is believed to be carrying a powerful artifact	

5848: 	Target is believed to be carrying an especially virulent plague	

5849: 	Target is believed to be possessed by a demon	

5850: 	Target is believed to have risen from the dead recently	

5851: 	Target is believed to have the power to heal	

5852: 	Target is blamed for crop failure in the next town he enters 	

5853: 	Target is blamed for the death of some forgotten relative 	

5854: 	Target is blasted to ashes	

5855: 	Target is blinded but gains clairvoyance of the area he is in	

5856: 	Target is bound head to toe in coaxial cable	

5857: 	Target is bulletpr00f, as he'll discover if he's ever shot	

5858: 	Target is buried up to his waist in hot dogs	

5859: 	Target is burned by a large magical explosion; loses 16 HP	

5860: 	Target is burned by holy symb01s	

5861: 	Target is burned by holy Water as if he were undead	

5862: 	Target is certain he'll meet his fate within the next week	

5863: 	Target is charmed as per Charm Monster (or appropriate Charm)	

5864: 	Target is Cloned	

5865: 	Target is completely immune to beneficial clerical magic	

5866: 	Target is completely unable to save money	

5867: 	Target is confident he'll resurrect instantly when he dies 	

5868: 	Target is confident that his enemies trust and respect him 	

5869: 	Target is confident that his magic is better than anyone else's	

5870: 	Target is constantly mistaken for someone else	

5871: 	Target is constantly surrounded by a cloud of bees 	

5872: 	Target is convinced he'll be dead by tomorrow morning	

5873: 	Target is convinced he'll die in a cave or mine	

5874: 	Target is convinced that 10 days have just passed	

5875: 	Target is convinced that he invented magic	

5876: 	Target is convinced that someone's lurking right behind him	

5877: 	Target is covered in a choc01ate shell	

5878: 	Target is covered in a sugary glaze like a doughnut	

5879: 	Target is covered in formic acid and ants	

5880: 	Target is covered in ice cream and hot fudge	

5881: 	Target is covered in ketchup, though he believes it's blood	

5882: 	Target is covered in p011en and bees	

5883: 	Target is covered in scars as if he were once badly burned	

5884: 	Target is covered in wet spaghetti	

5885: 	Target is covered with butter every time he's hit by magic	

5886: 	Target is covered with painful-100king bruises	

5887: 	Target is covered with scales which fall off in 1d4 days 	

5888: 	Target is deafened but gains clairaudience of the area he is in	

5889: 	Target is deeply embarrassed by the sound of his voice	

5890: 	Target is despised by all the members of a single species	

5891: 	Target is determined to pull off his ears	

5892: 	Target is dispatched to a random plane, as spell	

5893: 	Target is distracted easily by shiny objects	

5894: 	Target is doused in whipped cream	

5895: 	Target is drenched in pig's blood 	

5896: 	Target is dressed like a ballerina 	

5897: 	Target is dressed like a pimp	

5898: 	Target is driven insane, as Mindshatter spell	

5899: 	Target is encased in a box made of bulletpr00f glass	

5900: 	Target is ensnared by someone else's Monster Summoning 	

5901: 	Target is equally affected by every attack he makes on others	

5902: 	Target is Feebleminded as by spell and Enfeebled as by Ray	

5903: 	Target is Feebleminded but is also affected by strength 	

5904: 	Target is filled with straw, not blood or internal organs 	

5905: 	Target is fused into the trunk of the nearest tree	

5906: 	Target is granted one wish during each of the next 1d4 years	

5907: 	Target is hallucinates wildly for 1d12 hours	

5908: 	Target is haunted by ghastly visions of his own death	

5909: 	Target is Healed (not resurrected) under next 2d6 Full Moons	

5910: 	Target is Healed the next time he suffers 10 HP of fire damage	

5911: 	Target is Held d6 rounds each time he hears his name	

5912: 	Target is Held for d10 rounds	

5913: 	Target is Held until someone speaks his name	

5914: 	Target is henceforth 50% likely to go berserk after eating 	

5915: 	Target is henceforth 50% likely to vomit after eating 	

5916: 	Target is henceforth 50% likely to weep after eating 	

5917: 	Target is heroic; immune to fear and confusion	

5918: 	Target is hideously allergic to his own blood	

5919: 	Target is hit by 1 HD lightning b01t whenever he hears his name	

5920: 	Target is h01ding a stick of dynamite with a burning fuse	

5921: 	Target is h01ding a tray full of hors d'oeuvres	

5922: 	Target is h01ding an enormous basket of turnips 	

5923: 	Target is h01ding an ice cream sandwich in each hand 	

5924: 	Target is immortal for the next 1d8 days	

5925: 	Target is immortal, but has a fatal weakness (ie., cannot move) 	

5926: 	Target is immune to 1 Mage spell of random (2d5-1) level 	

5927: 	Target is immune to 1 Priest spell of random (2d4-1) level 	

5928: 	Target is immune to all injury except fire	

5929: 	Target is immune to all injury except that caused by the caster	

5930: 	Target is immune to all injury inflicted by the caster	

5931: 	Target is immune to all magical healing efforts for d4 days	

5932: 	Target is immune to all non-magical disease	

5933: 	Target is immune to all nonmagical snake venom	

5934: 	Target is immune to any spells cast at him by the caster	

5935: 	Target is immune to area-effects not specifically targeting him 	

5936: 	Target is immune to bludgeoning attacks (mace, etc) for d4 days 	

5937: 	Target is immune to fire for d6 hours	

5938: 	Target is immune to gaze attacks	

5939: 	Target is immune to gaze attacks for d100 days	

5940: 	Target is immune to lycanthropy	

5941: 	Target is immune to magical scrying or detection	

5942: 	Target is immune to natural extremes of weather when naked 	

5943: 	Target is immune to next 10 01factory (gas) attacks against him 	

5944: 	Target is immune to nonmagical disease for one year	

5945: 	Target is immune to normal fire while chanting "icy-nicey"	

5946: 	Target is immune to piercing attacks for 1d4 days	

5947: 	Target is immune to slashing attacks (sickle, etc) for 1d4 days	

5948: 	Target is immune to sonic attacks	

5949: 	Target is immune to touch-based spells	

5950: 	Target is implicated in a local property dispute	

5951: 	Target is implicated in a tawdry scandal in a nearby town 	

5952: 	Target is instantly liked by those with the same c010r of hair 	

5953: 	Target is invisible except while he speaks	

5954: 	Target is invisible from the back but visible from the front 	

5955: 	Target is invisible from the front but visible from the back 	

5956: 	Target is invisible in daylight but illuminated in darkness 	

5957: 	Target is invisible to himself	

5958: 	Target is invisible to the caster	

5959: 	Target is invisible to undead, who are also invisible to him 	

5960: 	Target is invisible to vampires until he speaks or attacks 	

5961: 	Target is invisible when naked and unencumbered	

5962: 	Target is invisible when no one is 100king	

5963: 	Target is invisible whenever he shoves his fist in his mouth	

5964: 	Target is invisible while he speaks	

5965: 	Target is invisible, intangible, and silenced for 10d6 rounds	

5966: 	Target is invulnerable to all harm for 1d6-1 rounds 	

5967: 	Target is invulnerable until he harms someone 	

5968: 	Target is just out of sight and earshot of his allies 	

5969: 	Target is killed and butchered like a deer	

5970: 	Target is knocked unconscious and cannot be roused until dawn	

5971: 	Target is lightly seasoned and coated in breadcrumbs 	

5972: 	Target is mistaken for someone else wherever he goes 	

5973: 	Target is morbidly fascinated with undead	

5974: 	Target is naturally careful; never makes a Critical fumble	

5975: 	Target is neon pink for the intended spell's duration 	

5976: 	Target is next in line for the throne	

5977: 	Target is not affected by any First Level spells	

5978: 	Target is not harmed by ingested poisons	

5979: 	Target is not injured by attacks against him; his attackers are	

5980: 	Target is nourished by grass instead of food for d10 days	

5981: 	Target is now dressed in full f00tball padding	

5982: 	Target is now dressed like a hockey goalie	

5983: 	Target is now dressed like a H011ywood viking	

5984: 	Target is obsessed with an image of a mesa in the desert	

5985: 	Target is obsessed with removing one of his vital organs	

5986: 	Target is obsessed with the idea of assassinating the king	

5987: 	Target is only able to hear that which he can see	

5988: 	Target is only able to hear when his eyes are closed	

5989: 	Target is only able to hear when his mouth is open	

5990: 	Target is only able to open his mouth when his eyes are closed	

5991: 	Target is only able to see in 2 dimensions; -4 toHit	

5992: 	Target is only able to see when his eyes are closed	

5993: 	Target is painfully and messily disemboweled 	

5994: 	Target is Paralyzed	

5995: 	Target is paralyzed by intense pain for 1d4 rounds	

5996: 	Target is perceived to be a bully	

5997: 	Target is permanently Held	

5998: 	Target is pretty sure he can breathe underwater	

5999: 	Target is prone to ridiculous exaggeration	

6000: 	Target is Protected from Self, as spell, for 10d10 days 	

6001: 	Target is pummeled by hail for 1 turn, losing 4d4 hit points	

6002: 	Target is quarantined by local health authorities	

6003: 	Target is randomly teleported 10 miles (50% chance Up or down)	

6004: 	Target is reduced to 1 Hit Point	

6005: 	Target is reduced to Level One for 5 turns	

6006: 	Target is refreshed as from a good night's sleep	

6007: 	Target is reluctant to use magic for fear of Wild Surges 	

6008: 	Target is rendered mute and bursts into invisible flame 	

6009: 	Target is rendered Timeless, as priest spell, for d10 days	

6010: 	Target is repulsed by holy symb01s	

6011: 	Target is resurrected the next time he is slain (NO CON loss)	

6012: 	Target is roasted by a huge magical explosion; loses 32 HP	

6013: 	Target is rumored to have a terribly embarrassing disease	

6014: 	Target is sadistic and cruel to royalty	

6015: 	Target is scarred as though he was disassembled and rebuilt	

6016: 	Target is scorched by a tiny magical explosion; loses 2 HP	

6017: 	Target is sent to alternate Prime Material plane	

6018: 	Target is singed by a medium magical explosion; loses 8 hP	

6019: 	Target is smashed flat as if pounded by a giant hammer 	

6020: 	Target is standing atop a rickety ladder	

6021: 	Target is standing atop the nearest hill	

6022: 	Target is standing in a bucket of oatmeal	

6023: 	Target is standing upon a rickety tower of orange crates	

6024: 	Target is Stoneskinned	

6025: 	Target is stricken mute in the presence of royalty	

6026: 	Target is stricken permanently insane	

6027: 	Target is stricken permanently mute	

6028: 	Target is stunned by the true expanse of the universe	

6029: 	Target is stunned for d10 rounds	

6030: 	Target is Stunned whenever he's hit by magic	

6031: 	Target is suddenly carrying a sophisticated laptop computer	

6032: 	Target is suddenly encased in a full body cast 	

6033: 	Target is suddenly h01ding his kidneys in his hands	

6034: 	Target is suddenly lying face-down on the ground	

6035: 	Target is suddenly sitting atop a lamppost	

6036: 	Target is suddenly standing at the nearest crossroads	

6037: 	Target is suddenly standing in a construction site toilet 	

6038: 	Target is suddenly standing in the middle of a bonfire 	

6039: 	Target is suddenly standing knee-deep in snow	

6040: 	Target is suddenly standing on his head	

6041: 	Target is suddenly wearing a construction helmet	

6042: 	Target is suddenly wearing a large diaper	

6043: 	Target is suddenly wearing a suit of aluminum chainmail 	

6044: 	Target is suddenly wearing a top-of-the-line kevlar helmet 	

6045: 	Target is suddenly wearing all the clothes he owns	

6046: 	Target is suddenly wearing nothing but a fishing net 	

6047: 	Target is suddenly wearing nothing but fig leaves 	

6048: 	Target is suddenly wearing two large oysters on his feet 	

6049: 	Target is suffering from advanced hypothermia	

6050: 	Target is suffering from severe stomach cramps	

6051: 	Target is sure an artifact is buried around here somewhere 	

6052: 	Target is sure that the world ended last night at midnight 	

6053: 	Target is sure that the world will end at midnight	

6054: 	Target is surrounded by fireflies and can be seen at all times	

6055: 	Target is surrounded by ostriches	

6056: 	Target is suspected in an assassination plot	

6057: 	Target is suspended upside down in a water-filled glass box 	

6058: 	Target is suspicious of any who light a fire in his presence 	

6059: 	Target is tapped on the shoulder once every d10 rounds 	

6060: 	Target is tarred and feathered	

6061: 	Target is teleported into the nearest keep	

6062: 	Target is teleported onto his own shoulders	

6063: 	Target is teleported onto the shoulders of caster 	

6064: 	Target is teleported to the bottom of the nearest well 	

6065: 	Target is temporarily blinded whenever he tells a lie	

6066: 	Target is temporarily immune to the spells memorized by caster	

6067: 	Target is terrified of becoming invisible	

6068: 	Target is terrified of death and br00ds upon it constantly	

6069: 	Target is terrified of getting his feet wet	

6070: 	Target is terrified of the caster for 1d6 rounds	

6071: 	Target is thoroughly humiliated and demoralized	

6072: 	Target is thought by local villagers to be a prophesized savior	

6073: 	Target is thought by local villagers to be a vampire	

6074: 	Target is thought to be a minor official in a major country 	

6075: 	Target is thought to be a prominent official in a major country 	

6076: 	Target is thought to be a successful merchant or guildmaster 	

6077: 	Target is thought to be some random dweeb from a far-off land 	

6078: 	Target is thought to be the ruler of an empire	

6079: 	Target is thought to be the s01e ruler of a major country 	

6080: 	Target is thought to be the s01e ruler of a minor country 	

6081: 	Target is thought to be the s01e ruler of a spot on the map 	

6082: 	Target is thought to be the s01e survivor of a royal family 	

6083: 	Target is toasted by a small magical explosion; loses 4 HP 	

6084: 	Target is transported to an Outer Plane for d10 rounds 	

6085: 	Target is trapped in a stack of tires	

6086: 	Target is unable to cast non-illusion spells for 24 hours 	

6087: 	Target is unable to consume or digest s01id foods 	

6088: 	Target is unable to create Illusions for 24 hours	

6089: 	Target is unable to heal through magical means 	

6090: 	Target is unable to heal through non-magical means 	

6091: 	Target is unable to hear his own voice	

6092: 	Target is unable to perceive illusions for 1d12 hours 	

6093: 	Target is unable to read except while exposed to sunlight 	

6094: 	Target is unable to read while exposed to sunlight	

6095: 	Target is unable to remain quiet where silence is required 	

6096: 	Target is unable to speak except in a b00ming shout 	

6097: 	Target is unable to swallow food in the presence of others 	

6098: 	Target is unable to tell when he is lying	

6099: 	Target is unaffected by gravity when his eyes are closed	

6100: 	Target is unaffected by gravity when lying face down	

6101: 	Target is unaffected by the next Abjuration cast against him	

6102: 	Target is unaffected by the next Alteration cast against him	

6103: 	Target is unaffected by the next Conjuration cast against him	

6104: 	Target is unaffected by the next divination cast against him	

6105: 	Target is unaffected by the next Enchantment cast against him	

6106: 	Target is unaffected by the next Evocation cast against him	

6107: 	Target is unaffected by the next Illusion cast against him 	

6108: 	Target is unaffected by the next Necromancy cast against him	

6109: 	Target is unharmed by next 1d20 hit points of damage he suffers	

6110: 	Target is visible to infravision like a lighthouse beacon	

6111: 	Target is vulnerable to rust monsters like metal	

6112: 	Target is wearing an 01d deep-sea diving suit	

6113: 	Target is wearing ballet slippers	

6114: 	Target is wearing carbon steel handcuffs	

6115: 	Target is wearing red suspenders (to keep his pants up) 	

6116: 	Target is wh011y unwilling to compromise in matters of food	

6117: 	Target is wracked with guilt whenever he's hit by magic	

6118: 	Target is wrapped head to toe in a coil of chain	

6119: 	Target is wrapped in a coc00n like a caterpillar	

6120: 	Target isn't entirely sure that he exists	

6121: 	Target jumps up and down whenever he's hit by magic	

6122: 	Target keeps mushrooms and fungus as pets	

6123: 	Target kicks like a mule whenever he hears his name	

6124: 	Target knows the complete Pittsburgh bus schedule for 1974	

6125: 	Target knows the first name of everyone now within 100 yards	

6126: 	Target knows the meaning of life briefly, then forgets it	

6127: 	Target knows the meaning of life but can't articulate it 	

6128: 	Target knows the meaning of life but doesn't believe it 	

6129: 	Target lashes out at nearby ally and attacks until subdued	

6130: 	Target laughs disconcertingly when he is injured	

6131: 	Target laughs like a hyena at the sight of blood	

6132: 	Target laughs like a madman in the presence of royalty 	

6133: 	Target laughs like a madman whenever he's hit by magic	

6134: 	Target leaps 1,000,000 miles into space	

6135: 	Target leaps 1,000,000 years into the future	

6136: 	Target leaps 90' straight up and lands without harm 	

6137: 	Target learns 1d3 languages during the next 2 months	

6138: 	Target leaves no f00tprints for d8 weeks	

6139: 	Target leaves strange, disquieting odors in his wake	

6140: 	Target leaves wet f00tprints wherever he goes	

6141: 	Target left a fire in his fireplace; house is now ablaze	

6142: 	Target levitates 1' above ground, retains normal Movement rate	

6143: 	Target levitates slightly when he suffers damage	

6144: 	Target levitates slightly when he's hit by magic	

6145: 	Target looks and sounds different to each creature viewing him	

6146: 	Target looks drastically different to everyone but himself 	

6147: 	Target looks like a badly decayed corpse while he's asleep	

6148: 	Target looks like a cute little forest animal while asleep	

6149: 	Target looks like a murder victim while he's asleep	

6150: 	Target looks like a stereotypica11950's H011ywood martian 	

6151: 	Target looks like an Impressionist painting while asleep 	

6152: 	Target looks like he repeatedly cut himself shaving	

6153: 	Target looks more and more like a burned-out hippie	

6154: 	Target looks sickly and emaciated but is not	

6155: 	Target loses 1 HPIround until dying as on Negative Material 	

6156: 	Target loses 1 LevelIHit Die per day until becoming Juju zombie 	

6157: 	Target loses 1d4 additional hit points from all fire damage	

6158: 	Target loses 1d4 fewer hit points from all fire damage	

6159: 	Target loses 1d6 hit points whenever he says a pun	

6160: 	Target loses 2d4 Experience Levels (and appropriate abilities)	

6161: 	Target loses a t00th during each of the next 4d8 nights	

6162: 	Target loses a t00th each time he tells a lie	

6163: 	Target loses access to a sch001 of magic till he rises a level 	

6164: 	Target loses access to ALL knowledge held in his mind 	

6165: 	Target loses access to one sch001 of magic	

6166: 	Target loses all depth perception; missile attacks at -10	

6167: 	Target loses all proficiency in all weapons	

6168: 	Target loses d4 HP whenever he tries to cast a spell 	

6169: 	Target loses hair and all facial features, but retains senses 	

6170: 	Target loses one hit point each time he tells a lie	

6171: 	Target loses one hit point per hour	

6172: 	Target loses one point of Constitution each day	

6173: 	Target loses power of autonomic breathing	

6174: 	Target loses stereophonic hearing: -1 penalty on Surprise rolls 	

6175: 	Target loses the ability to ReadIWrite a random language 	

6176: 	Target loses the sense of smell	

6177: 	Target loses the sense of taste	

6178: 	Target loses the sense of touch	

6179: 	Target losesIgains spellcasting ability for d6 days	

6180: 	Target loves to tell preposterous stories of his youth 	

6181: 	Target makes a spirited attempt to swallow his own head 	

6182: 	Target makes enemies easily; -2 to all reaction rolls	

6183: 	Target may be turned, as 1 Hit Die Undead, for next 6 rounds 	

6184: 	Target may call down one 3HD lightning b01t per day; no Saves 	

6185: 	Target may cast any spells currently memorized by caster	

6186: 	Target may Command one being; it must obey as far as it is able	

6187: 	Target may Teleport without Error twice	

6188: 	Target melts over next d6 rounds unless Remove Curse is cast 	

6189: 	Target metamorphoses into a Bodak over next d6 months 	

6190: 	Target mimics the facial features of each person he touches 	

6191: 	Target mistakenly Gated by a random Outer Plane being 	

6192: 	Target mistakenly Gates a random Outer Planes being	

6193: 	Target mistakenly Gates himself to a random Outer Plane 	

6194: 	Target moves as though balancing a serving tray on his head 	

6195: 	Target moves as though he is underwater	

6196: 	Target moves as though standing knee-deep in water	

6197: 	Target moves d10 rounds into future; loses intervening rounds	

6198: 	Target moves jerkily, as though he's in a silent film	

6199: 	Target must check CON every morning or fall asleep again 	

6200: 	Target must eat 2x the normal amount of food to be nourished 	

6201: 	Target must graze like a cow for food	

6202: 	Target must roll a STR check: if successful, he gains 1d4 STR 	

6203: 	Target must roll for System Shock for each wound or pass out 	

6204: 	Target must Save vs Death AND Spell or become a Lich 	

6205: 	Target must Save vs Death or be disintegrated	

6206: 	Target must Save vs Death or implode and perish	

6207: 	Target must Save vs Death or turn inside out and die instantly	

6208: 	Target must Save vs Death or turn into a snowman 	

6209: 	Target must Save vs Disintegration or be disintegrated 	

6210: 	Target must Save vs Petrification or turn to diamond	

6211: 	Target must Save vs Poison, or all of target's blood coagulates	

6212: 	Target never misplaces his possessions	

6213: 	Target never needs to bathe	

6214: 	Target never needs to bathe to remain clean	

6215: 	Target no longer feels hunger and must be reminded to eat 	

6216: 	Target no longer feels pain and can't tell if he's injured 	

6217: 	Target no longer has any concept of personal space	

6218: 	Target no longer has to move his mouth in order to speak	

6219: 	Target no longer needs to breathe (as Ioun Stone)	

6220: 	Target no longer throws a shadow	

6221: 	Target now has tusks like a walrus	

6222: 	Target omniscient for 1 round then forgets everything	

6223: 	Target only needs to eat once per week	

6224: 	Target 00zes blood from beneath his fingernails	

6225: 	Target or random female ally becomes as beautiful as a nymph	

6226: 	Target or random male ally becomes as beautiful as a nymph	

6227: 	Target owns a widescreen c010r television	

6228: 	Target owns two long-range, s01ar-powered walkie-talkies	

6229: 	Target panics at the sight of his own blood	

6230: 	Target perceives creatures to be facing 180° fromItoward him	

6231: 	Target perceives hidden demonic meaning in everyday events	

6232: 	Target perceives sculptures to portray only horrifying images	

6233: 	Target perceives those around him to be naked	

6234: 	Target permanently affected as by Nahal's Nonsensical Nullifier	

6235: 	Target permanently gains +1 to DEX	

6236: 	Target p01ymorphs into a frog (retains attributes)	

6237: 	Target p01ymorphs into a frog-sized human (retains attributes) 	

6238: 	Target p01ymorphs into a human-sized frog (retains attributes) 	

6239: 	Target p01ymorphs into a physical duplicate of his worst enemy	

6240: 	Target p01ymorphs into an orangutan	

6241: 	Target p01ymorphs into two dozen roses	

6242: 	Target p01ymorphs randomly every d4 hours	

6243: 	Target p01ymorphs randomly every time it hears its name	

6244: 	Target p01ymorphs randomly, permanently; Wishes have no effect	

6245: 	Target Possesses caster for d10 rounds	

6246: 	Target professes intense jealousy of an imaginary sibling 	

6247: 	Target punches himself in the jaw: 50% to knock himself out	

6248: 	Target punches the person standing nearest to him	

6249: 	Target quacks like a duck when he's angry	

6250: 	Target questions himself before using magic: +4 to Casting time	

6251: 	Target radiates antilife; drains 1 HPIround from all within 10'	

6252: 	Target raises a d10 yard radius hemisphere of stone from ground	

6253: 	Target randomly teleported 1 mile (N,S,E,W,NE,SE,SW,NW)	

6254: 	Target reacts to criticism with hysterical sobbing	

6255: 	Target reacts vi01ently to displays of pity or compassion	

6256: 	Target realizes he carries a small but powerful magic item	

6257: 	Target realizes he has a knife stuck in his thigh	

6258: 	Target realizes he hasn't slept in three weeks	

6259: 	Target realizes he was assembled out of dismembered corpses	

6260: 	Target realizes he's carrying a lich's phylactery	

6261: 	Target realizes he's never worn clothing in his life	

6262: 	Target realizes that the universe was born in a huge explosion	

6263: 	Target realizes that the universe was hatched from a giant egg	

6264: 	Target receives Shocking Grasp from next creature he touches	

6265: 	Target recoils from holy symb01s as if he were undead	

6266: 	Target recovers an additional 2 hit points each day	

6267: 	Target reeks of ammonia whenever he's hit by magic	

6268: 	Target refuses to accept that he's ever triggered a Wild Surge 	

6269: 	Target refuses to admit that anything occurred before his birth 	

6270: 	Target refuses to drink healing potions	

6271: 	Target refuses to eat meat which he did not kill himself 	

6272: 	Target refuses to talk for 1d10+10 rounds after seeing magic	

6273: 	Target regains all spells he cast within last 24 hours	

6274: 	Target regards any missed attack as a personal failure 	

6275: 	Target regenerates 1 HPIround for the next 20+d20 rounds	

6276: 	Target remembers the name of everyone he meets	

6277: 	Target renounces magic until he's next affected by a spell	

6278: 	Target rises on a c01umn of stone 100' into the air 	

6279: 	Target roars like a lion after particularly good meals 	

6280: 	Target roars like a lion when angered	

6281: 	Target runs amok	

6282: 	Target runs in his sleep	

6283: 	Target Saves vs Death or becomes flesh-hued 00ze (ie grey ooze)	

6284: 	Target Saves vs Death or skull shrinks by half, causing death	

6285: 	Target Saves vs Magic or becomes a duplicate of the caster 	

6286: 	Target Saves vs petrify or petrifies on seeing his reflection	

6287: 	Target Saves vs Petrify or turns to clay	

6288: 	Target Saves vs Petrify or turns to glass	

6289: 	Target Saves vs Petrify or turns to ice	

6290: 	Target Saves vs Petrify or turns to lifeless diamond	

6291: 	Target Saves vs Petrify or turns to mithral	

6292: 	Target Saves vs Petrify or turns to mud	

6293: 	Target Saves vs Petrify or turns to non-sentient platinum	

6294: 	Target Saves vs Petrify or turns to sentient gold	

6295: 	Target Saves vs Petrify or turns to steel	

6296: 	Target Saves vs Petrify or turns to wood	

6297: 	Target sealed in a bubble which air cannot penetrable	

6298: 	Target seeks his long lost twin sibling (who might not exist) 	

6299: 	Target seems to speak in the voice of each who hears him 	

6300: 	Target seems untrustworthy; suffers -3 on Reaction rolls 	

6301: 	Target seems vaguely familiar to everyone who meets him 	

6302: 	Target seems very trustworthy; receives +3 on Reaction rolls 	

6303: 	Target sees all others to be affected by Nonsensical Nullifier 	

6304: 	Target sees everything backward like a mirror image	

6305: 	Target sees into the Ethereal Plane but can't see in the Prime 	

6306: 	Target sees omens of the pending apocalypse in everyday events 	

6307: 	Target sees perfectly in the dark but is blind in the light	

6308: 	Target sees strange figures out of the corner of his eye	

6309: 	Target sees the plane tapped by magic; WIS check or go nuts	

6310: 	Target sees through caster's eyes and vice versa	

6311: 	Target shatters into countless little cubes; reforms in 1 turn	

6312: 	Target sheds his skin like a snake every d6 days	

6313: 	Target sheds tears every time he's hit by magic	

6314: 	Target shines like a lighthouse beacon when he is asleep 	

6315: 	Target shouts as though others can barely hear him 	

6316: 	Target shouts profanity in the presence of royalty	

6317: 	Target shows all signs of having been struck by lightning	

6318: 	Target shows no reflection in mirrors 	

6319: 	Target shrinks 1/2 inch each day 	

6320: 	Target shrinks by 10%	

6321: 	Target shrinks by 10% for every 10% of his hit points he loses	

6322: 	Target shrinks to 1I10 his height while invisible	

6323: 	Target sinks into ground up to his knees	

6324: 	Target sinks into the ground up to his ankles for d6 rounds 	

6325: 	Target sinks into the ground up to his chest for d6 rounds 	

6326: 	Target sinks into the ground up to his neck for d6 rounds 	

6327: 	Target sinks into the ground up to his waist for d6 rounds 	

6328: 	Target skips every other round for next 1+1d20 rounds 	

6329: 	Target smells like a badly decayed corpse while he's asleep 	

6330: 	Target smells like a skunk for 1d10 rounds after bathing 	

6331: 	Target smells like brimstone for the spell's duration	

6332: 	Target smells like goat cheese but without the subtlety	

6333: 	Target smells of roses and lavender while he sleeps	

6334: 	Target smells strongly of blood in the presence of vampires	

6335: 	Target smells strongly of catnip	

6336: 	Target smells strongly of garlic in the presence of vampires	

6337: 	Target smiles at oddly inappropriate times 	

6338: 	Target sneezes every time he tries to be stealthy 	

6339: 	Target sneezes whenever he hears his name	

6340: 	Target s00n has an opportunity to save a god's life	

6341: 	Target speaks an unknown tongue for 1 turn after seeing magic 	

6342: 	Target speaks gibberish but believes he is speaking Common 	

6343: 	Target speaks in a whisper whenever he tells a lie	

6344: 	Target speaks in rhyme in the presence of royalty 	

6345: 	Target speaks in rhyme; spellcasting impossible 	

6346: 	Target speaks in three-part harmony for d8 turns 	

6347: 	Target speaks like a scratched record	

6348: 	Target speaks shocking blasphemies in the presence of clergy 	

6349: 	Target speaks through his ears and hears through his mouth 	

6350: 	Target spends 1d10 rounds ridiculing his best friend	

6351: 	Target spends 24 hours in hell: gains a level when he returns	

6352: 	Target spins a coc00n & emerges fully healed after 1 week 	

6353: 	Target spins like a top for d6 rounds; DEX check or fall over 	

6354: 	Target spontaneously combusts; loses 1d4 HPIround until death 	

6355: 	Target sprouts a new nose in the center of his forehead	

6356: 	Target sprouts a new nose right next to his original one 	

6357: 	Target sprouts an ugly face on the back of his head 	

6358: 	Target sprouts another arm from his sternum	

6359: 	Target sprouts butterfly wings (Fl 6, MC C); remain for d6 days	

6360: 	Target sprouts dear antlers 	

6361: 	Target sprouts elephant ears 	

6362: 	Target sprouts feathers 	

6363: 	Target sprouts giraffe horns	

6364: 	Target sprouts mushrooms on his head	

6365: 	Target sprouts one wing from his shoulder blade	

6366: 	Target sprouts porcupine quills	

6367: 	Target sprouts rabbit ears	

6368: 	Target squeaks like a mouse when he is frightened	

6369: 	Target stares vacantly into space for 1d4 rounds	

6370: 	Target sticks his fingers in his ears and can't remove them	

6371: 	Target stinks of rotting fish	

6372: 	Target strikes his thumb whenever he uses a hammer	

6373: 	Target struck as by Magic Missile each time he hears his name 	

6374: 	Target stutters through time, existing only every other round 	

6375: 	Target sucks his thumb like an infant for 1d4 turns	

6376: 	Target suddenly doesn't believe in magic	

6377: 	Target suddenly finds himself inside a 55-gallon steel drum 	

6378: 	Target suddenly finds himself standing within an ig100 	

6379: 	Target suddenly gains 50 pounds of baby fat	

6380: 	Target suffers Blindness	

6381: 	Target suffers financial ruin over the next few months	

6382: 	Target suffers full effect of the intended spell: no Save	

6383: 	Target suffers great embarrassment whenever he's hit by magic 	

6384: 	Target suffers illusionary wounds identical to those he causes 	

6385: 	Target suffers insomnia; can't sleep for next 5d4 days	

6386: 	Target suffers no damage from one attack each round	

6387: 	Target suffers real damage illusions cause him for 24 hours 	

6388: 	Target suffers reverse of magical healing efforts for d4 days 	

6389: 	Target suffers reversed effect of the intended spell: no Save 	

6390: 	Target suffers withdrawal unless he eats mud each day 	

6391: 	Target suspects his brain was transplanted into this body 	

6392: 	Target suspects some great entity is hiding nearby	

6393: 	Target suspects that he's not who everyone says he is	

6394: 	Target suspects that his allies don't really trust him	

6395: 	Target swaps personae with the next sentient weapon he touches 	

6396: 	Target sweats acid, destroying clothes but not harming him 	

6397: 	Target sweats profusely in the presence of royalty	

6398: 	Target takes full possible damage from attacks by the caster 	

6399: 	Target takes illusory damage next 2d10 rounds; doesn't know it 	

6400: 	Target takes least possible damage from attacks by the caster 	

6401: 	Target takes normal damage from illusions for next 2d10 rounds 	

6402: 	Target teleports (in Assassin's gear) to the nearest castle	

6403: 	Target teleports 1 mile; stone replica appears in his place 	

6404: 	Target teleports 1d100 feet down, displacing any obstructions 	

6405: 	Target teleports 1d6 miles straight up	

6406: 	Target teleports anywhere, anytime, randomly	

6407: 	Target teleports into caster's home	

6408: 	Target teleports into his own home	

6409: 	Target teleports into nearest h0110w but standing tree	

6410: 	Target teleports into nearest Monastery	

6411: 	Target teleports into the bathing p001 of the nearest nymph	

6412: 	Target teleports into the lair of the nearest medusa	

6413: 	Target teleports into the nearest cave	

6414: 	Target teleports into the nearest prison	

6415: 	Target teleports into the nearest shark's stomach	

6416: 	Target teleports onto the branches of the nearest tree	

6417: 	Target teleports randomly whenever he hears or speaks his name 	

6418: 	Target teleports to his current location when he says his name 	

6419: 	Target teleports to nearest dragon's horde for 1d8 rounds	

6420: 	Target teleports to the 3d6th layer of the Abyss	

6421: 	Target teleports to the bottom of the sea 	

6422: 	Target teleports to the lair of the tarrasque 	

6423: 	Target teleports to the nearest convent	

6424: 	Target teleports to the place from which he last teleported 	

6425: 	Target teleports to the place he slept the previous night 	

6426: 	Target teleports to the place of his birth, returns in d4 days 	

6427: 	Target teleports to within 10' of nearest Lich	

6428: 	Target tends to giggle at inappropriate times	

6429: 	Target thinks a big bad w01f wants to blow his house down	

6430: 	Target thinks a nearby king is a clone of himself	

6431: 	Target thinks a nearby king is reincarnated from a dead dragon	

6432: 	Target thinks all around him are children	

6433: 	Target thinks all bath water is really strong acid	

6434: 	Target thinks all non-human humanoids have been p01ymorphed	

6435: 	Target thinks an earthquake is going on	

6436: 	Target thinks any Illusions he casts are real for next 24 hours 	

6437: 	Target thinks cockroaches are burrowing through his flesh 	

6438: 	Target thinks cowardice and stupidity are virtues	

6439: 	Target thinks demons hound him at every turn	

6440: 	Target thinks dragons are allies who've been p01ymorphed	

6441: 	Target thinks Ethereal monsters are all around him	

6442: 	Target thinks every question he is asked is a riddle	

6443: 	Target thinks every town he enters is the town of his birth	

6444: 	Target thinks every weapon he wields is intelligent	

6445: 	Target thinks everyone around him is dreaming	

6446: 	Target thinks everyone he meets looks vaguely familiar	

6447: 	Target thinks everyone in the world knows his secrets	

6448: 	Target thinks everyone is trustworthy until proven otherwise	

6449: 	Target thinks everyone thinks he's an impostor	

6450: 	Target thinks everyone who speaks Common is speaking gibberish	

6451: 	Target thinks everyone who speaks to him has his voice	

6452: 	Target thinks everyone's name is the same as his	

6453: 	Target thinks everything he does is part of a holy quest 	

6454: 	target thinks everything is invisible when he closes his eyes 	

6455: 	target thinks hair is evil and must be shorn from his body 	

6456: 	target thinks he ages a year (decade?) each day	

6457: 	Target thinks he can beat his addiction to air	

6458: 	Target thinks he can cause death with a touch	

6459: 	Target thinks he can change his skin c010r like a chameleon	

6460: 	Target thinks he can command undead	

6461: 	Target thinks he cancommunicate with inanimate objects at will	

6462: 	Target thinks he can contr01 others by chanting "blinky"	

6463: 	Target thinks he can interpret dreams as omens	

6464: 	Target thinks he can snuff campfires with his bare hands	

6465: 	Target thinks he can unscrew his head at the neck	

6466: 	Target thinks he did something dreadful last night	

6467: 	Target thinks he dies each night and resurrects each dawn	

6468: 	Target thinks he exists only in the dreams of others	

6469: 	Target thinks he founded the nearest town	

6470: 	Target thinks he had a deeply mystical experience as a child 	

6471: 	Target thinks he has an evil twin who's plotting his death 	

6472: 	Target thinks he has been Geased by a high-level cleric 	

6473: 	Target thinks he has been poisoned	

6474: 	Target thinks he has been p01ymorphed	

6475: 	Target thinks he has been p01ymorphed into his current form 	

6476: 	Target thinks he has been Summoned here by powerful magic 	

6477: 	Target thinks he has far t00 much blood in his body	

6478: 	Target thinks he has journeyed here from the distant future 	

6479: 	Target thinks he has just returned from 24 hours spent in hell 	

6480: 	Target thinks he has just returned from a pilgrimage	

6481: 	Target thinks he has only twenty minutes to live	

6482: 	Target thinks he has recently committed a horrible crime 	

6483: 	Target thinks he has recently offended some god of Death 	

6484: 	Target thinks he has shrunken to half his height	

6485: 	Target thinks he has the gift of prophecy	

6486: 	Target thinks he invented magic	

6487: 	Target thinks he is a clone of someone else	

6488: 	Target thinks he is a deity	

6489: 	Target thinks he is a deity when in the presence of royalty	

6490: 	Target thinks he is a demon in mortal form	

6491: 	Target thinks he is a demon possessing himself	

6492: 	Target thinks he is a dragon who's forgotten how to p01ymorph	

6493: 	Target thinks he is a false personality	

6494: 	Target thinks he is a flesh g01em	

6495: 	Target thinks he is a reformed c01d-blooded killer 	

6496: 	Target thinks he is affected by the spell Haste	

6497: 	target thinks he is affected by the spell Slow	

6498: 	target thinks he is after Them (whoever They are)	

6499: 	target thinks he is an avatar of a minor deity	

6500: 	target thinks he is an elemental	

6501: 	Target thinks he is an emperor with in the presence of royalty	

6502: 	Target thinks he is an illusion	

6503: 	Target thinks he is as beautiful as a nymph 	

6504: 	Target thinks he is as beautiful as a nymph 	

6505: 	Target thinks he is at death's d00r	

6506: 	Target thinks he is being tested by his deity	

6507: 	target thinks he is bleeding at a tremendous rate	

6508: 	target thinks he is blessed with eternal youth	

6509: 	target thinks he is bound by a demonic pact	

6510: 	target thinks he is controlled by someone	

6511: 	Target thinks he is covered with ants	

6512: 	Target thinks he is currently living in a past life	

6513: 	Target thinks he is deeply in love with one of his allies	

6514: 	Target thinks he is destined to be king	

6515: 	Target thinks he is drowning	

6516: 	Target thinks he is fated to be slain by his own son 	

6517: 	Target thinks he is hunted by religious zealots	

6518: 	target thinks he is immortal	

6519: 	Target thinks he is immune to fire	

6520: 	Target thinks he is insane	

6521: 	Target thinks he is laboring under some horrible curse 	

6522: 	Target thinks he is literally the center of the universe	

6523: 	target thinks he is married (or single, if he's married)	

6524: 	target thinks he is naked while in the presence of royalty	

6525: 	target thinks he is next in line for the nearest throne	

6526: 	target thinks he is on a quest to find his real parents	

6527: 	target thinks he is possessed by a demon	

6528: 	Target thinks he is the product of a mirror of opposition	

6529: 	target thinks he is the reincarnation of a long-dead king	

6530: 	target thinks he is the reincarnation of his own dead clone	

6531: 	target thinks he is the rightful ruler of this kingdom	

6532: 	Target thinks he is the subject of an elaborate conspiracy 	

6533: 	Target thinks he is under a Geas but doesn't know why	

6534: 	target thinks he is untrustworthy	

6535: 	Target thinks he is very charming to those of opposite sex	

6536: 	Target thinks he just committed a major faux pas	

6537: 	Target thinks he just forgot the meaning of life	

6538: 	Target thinks he knows an ancient and forgotten language	

6539: 	Target thinks he knows how to swallow swords	

6540: 	Target thinks he knows the first name of everyone he meets	

6541: 	Target thinks he knows the Fly spell	

6542: 	Target thinks he knows where to find the Fountain of Youth	

6543: 	Target thinks he may Teleport at will but cannot	

6544: 	Target thinks he must avenge the death of an imagined sibling	

6545: 	Target thinks he owes a favor to some random demon 	

6546: 	Target thinks he owes the caster a great deal of money 	

6547: 	Target thinks he owns and rules the surrounding property 	

6548: 	Target thinks he owns and rules the surrounding property 	

6549: 	Target thinks he plays a pivotal roll in the fate of the world	

6550: 	Target thinks he recently murdered someone and is on the run 	

6551: 	Target thinks he recently passed a Mirror of Opposition 	

6552: 	Target thinks he regenerates like a troll	

6553: 	Target thinks he sees a pile of gold from the corner of his eye 	

6554: 	Target thinks he sees a Red Dragon from the corner of his eye 	

6555: 	Target thinks he sees himself from the corner of his eye	

6556: 	Target thinks he sees his worst foe from the corner of his eye	

6557: 	Target thinks he smells terrible	

6558: 	Target thinks he used to be immortal	

6559: 	Target thinks he was abducted by mysterious gray beings	

6560: 	Target thinks he was omnipotent in a past life	

6561: 	Target thinks he was recently murdered	

6562: 	Target thinks he was recently tortured but can't recall when	

6563: 	Target thinks he was Siamese twins in a past life 	

6564: 	Target thinks he was slain by the caster in a past life 	

6565: 	Target thinks he was the caster in a past life	

6566: 	Target thinks he went back in time to kill his grandfather 	

6567: 	Target thinks he will automatically resurrect when he is slain 	

6568: 	Target thinks he will die unless he burns his principal weapon 	

6569: 	Target thinks he will die with the next spell that hits him	

6570: 	Target thinks he will die with the next Wild Surge he witnesses	

6571: 	Target thinks he will explode if jostled t00 harshly	

6572: 	Target thinks he will turn to a w01f under the next full Moon	

6573: 	Target thinks he'd live longer without arms	

6574: 	Target thinks he'll become a god if he completes a great quest	

6575: 	Target thinks he'll die unless he shaves off all his hair	

6576: 	Target thinks he'll fall dead at sunset	

6577: 	Target thinks he's a balloon and will pop if stabbed or cut	

6578: 	Target thinks he's a bard	

6579: 	Target thinks he's a skeleton trapped in a suit of flesh	

6580: 	Target thinks he's an escaped slave	

6581: 	Target thinks he's an intelligent horse	

6582: 	Target thinks he's been alive for millennia	

6583: 	Target thinks he's being attacked by an invisible octopus 	

6584: 	Target thinks he's descended from Earth Elementals 	

6585: 	Target thinks he's destined to bring about the apocalypse 	

6586: 	Target thinks he's foreseen his death in the near future 	

6587: 	Target thinks he's going to do something dreadful tonight 	

6588: 	Target thinks he's ingested a potent toxin	

6589: 	Target thinks he's invisible if he has an egg in his mouth 	

6590: 	Target thinks he's journeyed here from the far future 	

6591: 	Target thinks he's literally the center of the universe 	

6592: 	Target thinks he's made of snow and in danger of melting	

6593: 	Target thinks he's more charming with his finger in his nose	

6594: 	Target thinks he's not living up to his potential	

6595: 	Target thinks he's owed some kind of divine birthright	

6596: 	Target thinks he's posing for a sculpture of him	

6597: 	Target thinks he's pregnant	

6598: 	Target thinks he's standing in the middle of a raging river	

6599: 	Target thinks he's standing on a precipice	

6600: 	Target thinks he's standing on a tall, narrow pedestal 	

6601: 	Target thinks he's superior and demands to be treated so 	

6602: 	Target thinks he's surrounded by vermin	

6603: 	Target thinks he's the King of the World	

6604: 	Target thinks he's the only one still alive in the world	

6605: 	Target thinks he's turning into a w01f	

6606: 	Target thinks he's wearing a wig	

6607: 	Target thinks he's wrongly imprisoned in his body	

6608: 	Target thinks he'll be immortal again later	

6609: 	Target thinks he's the only one in the world who can use magic	

6610: 	Target thinks himself to be his own clone	

6611: 	Target thinks himself to be invisible, despite what anyone says	

6612: 	Target thinks himself to be two people (1 LawfulI1 good, etc)	

6613: 	Target thinks his allies are dead	

6614: 	Target thinks his allies are dragons in humanoid form	

6615: 	Target thinks his allies are hiding his principal weapon	

6616: 	Target thinks his allies are mocking him	

6617: 	Target thinks his allies are p01ymorphed orcs or goblins	

6618: 	Target thinks his allies can resurrect him if he's slain	

6619: 	Target thinks his allies cannot see him, whatever they say	

6620: 	Target thinks his allies distrust his use of magic	

6621: 	Target thinks his allies don't take him seriously	

6622: 	Target thinks his allies fear him	

6623: 	Target thinks his allies revere him as a god	

6624: 	Target thinks his allies should revere him as a god	

6625: 	Target thinks his allies suspect him of being undead	

6626: 	Target thinks his allies suspect him of plotting against them	

6627: 	Target thinks his allies think he plans to use them as undead	

6628: 	Target thinks his allies think he's crazy	

6629: 	Target thinks his allies think he's dead	

6630: 	Target thinks his allies will kill him if he's hit by a spell 	

6631: 	Target thinks his allies will kill him unless he's hit by magic	

6632: 	Target thinks his birth was prophesized by an obscure religion	

6633: 	Target thinks his brain is at home in a jar on a shelf	

6634: 	Target thinks his brain is leaking out his nose	

6635: 	Target thinks his clothes are a part of his body	

6636: 	Target thinks his clothing is alive and is out to get him 	

6637: 	Target thinks his deity has t01d him not to bother anymore	

6638: 	Target thinks his destiny is to leap into a volcano	

6639: 	Target thinks his enemies are all immortal	

6640: 	Target thinks his enemies are also his allies	

6641: 	Target thinks his enemies' attacks are good-natured joking	

6642: 	Target thinks his friends are after his money 	

6643: 	Target thinks his hands are twice their actual size	

6644: 	Target thinks his left hand is dreadfully evil	

6645: 	Target thinks his life until now has just been a dream	

6646: 	Target thinks his mouth can store things like a bag of h01ding	

6647: 	Target thinks his name can cause undead to fear him	

6648: 	Target thinks his name is a Power Word and is afraid to say it	

6649: 	Target thinks his name is a Power Word and says it often	

6650: 	Target thinks his name is Lord (Lady) So-and-So the magnificent	

6651: 	Target thinks his name is the True Name of a demon	

6652: 	Target thinks his nose is running like a faucet 	

6653: 	Target thinks his reflection is plotting against him 	

6654: 	Target thinks his skin is a foreign organism	

6655: 	Target thinks his skin is actually someone else's 	

6656: 	Target thinks his skin is some sort of ill-fitting suit 	

6657: 	Target thinks his skin is vulnerable to rust	

6658: 	Target thinks his touch can cure illness 	

6659: 	Target thinks his touch can cure leather 	

6660: 	Target thinks his touch can heal injuries 	

6661: 	Target thinks his touch turns metal into gold	

6662: 	Target thinks his weapon is an ancient and powerful artifact	

6663: 	Target thinks his weapon is cursed	

6664: 	Target thinks his weapon is plotting against him 	

6665: 	Target thinks his worst fears have been realized 	

6666: 	Target thinks immorality will grant him immortality	

6667: 	Target thinks it is twenty degrees c001er than it really is 	

6668: 	Target thinks it is twenty degrees hotter than it really is 	

6669: 	Target thinks light is shining from the back of his head 	

6670: 	Target thinks maggots infest every wound he suffers 	

6671: 	Target thinks mud has significant monetary value	

6672: 	Target thinks one of his allies is deeply in love with him	

6673: 	Target thinks others can barely see him	

6674: 	Target thinks pack animals are unreliable and will not use them	

6675: 	Target thinks rats are wriggling within his clothing 	

6676: 	Target thinks some random demon owes him a favor 	

6677: 	Target thinks someone is sh00ting a machine gun at him 	

6678: 	Target thinks someone nearby is an avatar of his deity 	

6679: 	Target thinks someone nearby is his child	

6680: 	Target thinks something amazing is hidden in a nearby cave	

6681: 	Target thinks that air is poisonous	

6682: 	Target thinks that all werew01ves are just angry dogs 	

6683: 	Target thinks that all w01ves and dogs are werew01ves 	

6684: 	Target thinks that any food he now carries is poisonous 	

6685: 	Target thinks that dirt is an aphrodisiac	

6686: 	Target thinks that fire heals injury	

6687: 	Target thinks that he has enlarged by 50%	

6688: 	Target thinks that he has shrunken by 50%	

6689: 	Target thinks that he left a fire burning in his fireplace 	

6690: 	Target thinks that his body is sand and must not get wet 	

6691: 	Target thinks that his body will rust if it gets wet	

6692: 	Target thinks that his clothes are alive & trying to choke him 	

6693: 	Target thinks that his clothes are wise & trying to advise him 	

6694: 	Target thinks that his skeleton is made of glass	

6695: 	Target thinks that humor and comedy are blasphemous 	

6696: 	Target thinks that ice is more precious than diamond 	

6697: 	Target thinks that magic is actually impossible	

6698: 	Target thinks that people think he's a murderer	

6699: 	Target thinks that someone nearby is his secret admirer 	

6700: 	Target thinks that something is breathing down his neck 	

6701: 	Target thinks that spellb00ks are edible and very tasty 	

6702: 	Target thinks that the stars are getting closer all the time	

6703: 	Target thinks that water is in short supply and must be hoarded	

6704: 	Target thinks that water is poisonous	

6705: 	Target thinks that water turns to diamond at 32° Fahrenheit 	

6706: 	Target thinks that, somewhere, his clone has become sentient 	

6707: 	Target thinks the caster owes him a great deal of money 	

6708: 	Target thinks the next corpse he sees is his own	

6709: 	Target thinks They (whoever They are) are after him	

6710: 	Target throws a monster's shadow	

6711: 	Target transmits a non-magical disease to whomever he touches	

6712: 	Target travels 2d10 minutes into the future	

6713: 	Target tries to remove his feet	

6714: 	Target triggers Surges in next d6 spells cast at or by him	

6715: 	Target trumpets like an elephant when angry	

6716: 	Target tumbles through rift into alternate Prime Material Plane	

6717: 	Target tumbles through rift into Elemental Air 	

6718: 	Target tumbles through rift into Elemental Earth 	

6719: 	Target tumbles through rift into Elemental Fire 	

6720: 	Target tumbles through rift into Elemental Water 	

6721: 	Target turns ethereal each time he draws his weapon 	

6722: 	Target turns ethereal when reduced to 5 hit points	

6723: 	Target turns inside out; Saves vs Death to resist effect or dies	

6724: 	Target turns into an ambulatory plant of similar shape	

6725: 	Target turns into caster under every Full Moon	

6726: 	Target turns into granite 	

6727: 	Target turns into iron 	

6728: 	Target turns into wood	

6729: 	Target turns invisible and is rendered mute	

6730: 	Target turns invisible when he closes his eyes	

6731: 	Target turns to a statue while he sleeps and reverts on waking	

6732: 	Target turns to glass for d4 rounds	

6733: 	Target turns to iron d6 rounds; retains mobility and HP (AC -4)	

6734: 	Target turns to sand	

6735: 	Target turns to smoke each time he comes within 10' of flame	

6736: 	Target turns to steam under every Full Moon	

6737: 	Target turns to stone	

6738: 	Target turns to stone and reverts every other round	

6739: 	Target turns to stone every dusk; reverts every dawn	

6740: 	Target turns to water the next time he's submerged	

6741: 	Target understands the universe a little better: +1 to wisdom	

6742: 	Target utters shocking blasphemy when he enters a church	

6743: 	Target vaguely recalls a treasure hidden somewhere nearby	

6744: 	Target vanishes at next sunrise until subsequent sunset 	

6745: 	Target vanishes at next sunset until subsequent sunrise 	

6746: 	Target vanishes until caster casts the same spell again	

6747: 	Target vanishes until caster gains a level	

6748: 	Target vanishes until caster speaks his own name	

6749: 	Target vanishes until caster suffers damage	

6750: 	Target vanishes until caster triggers another wild surge 	

6751: 	Target vanishes until caster uses a randomly chosen spell 	

6752: 	Target vanishes until next sunrise	

6753: 	Target vanishes until next sunset	

6754: 	Target vanishes until someone in the area is slain	

6755: 	Target vanishes until someone speaks his name	

6756: 	Target vanishes when he falls asleep; reappears on waking 	

6757: 	Target vanishes while asleep; reappears when he wakes 	

6758: 	Target vanishes, leaving a dead clone of the caster instead	

6759: 	Target vanishes, leaving a Delayed Blast Fireball of 2X his HD	

6760: 	Target vanishes, leaving a desiccated corpse in his place 	

6761: 	Target vanishes, leaving a patch of scorched earth in his place	

6762: 	Target vanishes, leaving a rust monster in his place	

6763: 	Target vanishes, leaving a small marble replica of him behind	

6764: 	Target vanishes, leaving a worthless treasure map in his place	

6765: 	Target vanishes, leaving caster's nearest relative in his place	

6766: 	Target vanishes, leaving earth elemental of equal HD behind	

6767: 	Target vanishes, leaving his equipment behind	

6768: 	Target vanishes, leaving the caster in his place	

6769: 	Target vanishes, leaving the smell of brimstone behind	

6770: 	Target vanishes; caster's next Summoning summons target instead	

6771: 	Target vanishes; reappears d4 hours later	

6772: 	Target vomits a startling quantity of butterscotch pudding	

6773: 	Target vomits messily	

6774: 	Target vows revenge against cuddly forest animals	

6775: 	Target wakes at dawn and falls asleep at dusk	

6776: 	Target wakes each day already standing	

6777: 	Target wakes each day and crows like a r00ster	

6778: 	Target wakes each day at the bottom of a small crater	

6779: 	Target wakes each day blood-soaked as from a vicious battle	

6780: 	Target wakes each day clutching a small stuffed bear	

6781: 	Target wakes each day covered by honey and ants	

6782: 	Target wakes each day covered by peas and carrots	

6783: 	Target wakes each day covered by severed human ears	

6784: 	Target wakes each day covered by small lizards	

6785: 	Target wakes each day covered by soft, newly-grown moss	

6786: 	Target wakes each day covered with cobwebs	

6787: 	Target wakes each day covered with snow	

6788: 	Target wakes each day covered with spiders	

6789: 	Target wakes each day entangled by overgrown grass	

6790: 	Target wakes each day ethereal; takes 1d4-1/2 hours to reform	

6791: 	Target wakes each day facing north	

6792: 	Target wakes each day half-sunken into the ground	

6793: 	Target wakes each day in a giant toad's mouth	

6794: 	Target wakes each day in a tree	

6795: 	Target wakes each day in an unfamiliar location	

6796: 	Target wakes each day in an unfamiliar position	

6797: 	Target wakes each day levitating 10 feet above the ground 	

6798: 	Target wakes each day more tired than the night before 	

6799: 	Target wakes each day naked, clothes hanging in a tall tree 	

6800: 	Target wakes each day naked, clothes neatly f01ded nearby 	

6801: 	Target wakes each day naked, clothes nowhere to be found 	

6802: 	Target wakes each day naked, clothes standing nearby 	

6803: 	Target wakes each day naked, clothes torn to shreds	

6804: 	Target wakes each day seated in the lotus position	

6805: 	Target wakes each day singing an opera	

6806: 	Target wakes each day soaking wet as from a rainstorm	

6807: 	Target wakes each day standing on his head	

6808: 	Target wakes each day standing on somebody else's head	

6809: 	Target wakes each day thinking he is still asleep 	

6810: 	Target wakes each day thinking he was just attacked 	

6811: 	Target wakes each day tied in ropes, vines, or the like 	

6812: 	Target wakes each day with a toad in his mouth 	

6813: 	Target wakes each day with a toe in his mouth	

6814: 	Target wakes each day with clothes burned as if by acid 	

6815: 	Target wakes each day with clothes smoking as ion fire 	

6816: 	Target wakes each day with his clothes on backwards 	

6817: 	Target wakes each day with his clothing frozen s01id 	

6818: 	Target wakes each day within a patch of scorched earth 	

6819: 	Target walks in his sleep every night	

6820: 	Target wants to sell his soul to the nearest fishmonger	

6821: 	Target was Cloned d4 times eight months ago	

6822: 	Target wears corks in his ears so his brain won't leak out 	

6823: 	Target will go to great lengths to prove he's not a coward 	

6824: 	Target will quickly forget the next 24 hours	

6825: 	Target will try to claw out his eyes unless restrained	

6826: 	Target wishes the apocalypse would hurry up and get here 	

6827: 	Target would tell his deity a thing or two, given the chance 	

6828: 	Target: flesh to stoneIrock to mudIwater to dustIgust of wind 	

6829: 	Target's age is halved, but he looks twice as 01d	

6830: 	Target's anger manifests as a little raincloud over his head 	

6831: 	Target's arm is bent 90° halfway between his wrist and elbow 	

6832: 	Target's arms and legs vanish for 1d10 rounds	

6833: 	Target's arms are stricken totally numb for 2d10 turns	

6834: 	Target's arms grow to the size of his legs 	

6835: 	Target's arms p01ymorph each morning 	

6836: 	Target's attributes are halved for 1d12 hours	

6837: 	Target's big toes can become prehensile at will	

6838: 	Target's blood is a strong contact poison to anyone else	

6839: 	Target's blood reeks of sulfur when it is spilt	

6840: 	Target's blood traces out arcane signs where it spills 	

6841: 	Target's blood turns to choc01ate on contact with air 	

6842: 	Target's body is covered with octopus sucker-marks 	

6843: 	Target's body no longer produces saliva	

6844: 	Target's body rotates 360°, though his head remains still 	

6845: 	Target's bones are brittle when he's in direct Moonlight 	

6846: 	Target's bones cannot be broken by nonmagical means 	

6847: 	Target's boots are stuck to the ground with railroad spikes 	

6848: 	Target's boots fill with milk	

6849: 	Target's boots fill with petr01eum jelly	

6850: 	Target's brain explodes, killing him	

6851: 	Target's can issue one Command (as spell) per day	

6852: 	Target's cannot hear his own voice	

6853: 	Target's chest is scarred by a sword-cut "Z"	

6854: 	Target's childh00d pet appears in the vicinity	

6855: 	Target's clothes are tailored for someone half his weight	

6856: 	Target's clothes are tailored for someone of opposite sex 	

6857: 	Target's clothes are tailored for someone twice his weight 	

6858: 	Target's clothes are tailored for someone with six arms 	

6859: 	target's clothes cannot be removed by him	

6860: 	Target's clothes reek of stale cigarette smoke	

6861: 	Target's clothes smell like he's worn them all summer	

6862: 	Target's clothing appears laundered and pressed	

6863: 	Target's clothing appears to combust while he's asleep 	

6864: 	Target's clothing becomes perfectly transparent when wet 	

6865: 	Target's clothing cannot be stained or made dirty	

6866: 	Target's clothing cannot bend or f01d	

6867: 	Target's clothing clings to him as though wet 	

6868: 	Target's clothing is drenched in doe musk	

6869: 	target's clothing is extraordinarily flammable	

6870: 	Target's clothing is filled with sharp metal barbs	

6871: 	Target's clothing looks like he fell into a sewer	

6872: 	Target's clothing looks like he's been shot with a shotgun	

6873: 	Target's clothing resembles a patchwork quilt 	

6874: 	Target's clothing smells like a skunk died in it 	

6875: 	Target's clothing turns to cellophane	

6876: 	Target's clothing turns to plastic	

6877: 	Target's clothing turns to porcelain	

6878: 	Target's cranium is transparent like smoked glass 	

6879: 	Target's cranium seems to be attached by screws 	

6880: 	Target's current clothes protect against bludgeons 	

6881: 	Target's dead clone is found in a nearby well	

6882: 	Target's diary, written years from now, appears at his feet	

6883: 	Target's dominant hand ages one year each day 	

6884: 	target's dominant hand explodes as a 10 Die fireball	

6885: 	target's dominant hand has no bones	

6886: 	Target's dominant hand inflates like a rubber glove	

6887: 	Target's dominant hand tries to choke him while he sleeps	

6888: 	Target's earlobes grow 1d12 inches	

6889: 	Target's ears appear to be on fire	

6890: 	Target's ears fall off and regrow 1d10 days later	

6891: 	Target's ears glow in the dark	

6892: 	Target's ears glow in the presence of undead	

6893: 	Target's ears 100k like noses	

6894: 	Target's ears migrate to the top of his head	

6895: 	Target's ears resemble bat wings	

6896: 	Target's enemies all think he's dead	

6897: 	Target's eyelashes are actually tiny snakes	

6898: 	Target's eyelids are invisible while he's wet	

6899: 	Target's eyelids open and shut like camera shutters	

6900: 	Target's eyelids turn invisible	

6901: 	Target's eyes appear 50% larger than they really are	

6902: 	target's eyes appear to have tiny fish swimming in them	

6903: 	target's eyes shrink to 1/2 their size	

6904: 	Target's face is tatt00ed to resemble the face of a clock	

6905: 	Target's features appear melted like hot wax	

6906: 	Target's feet are trapped in concrete blocks	

6907: 	Target's feet feel like they're on fire if he tries to walk	

6908: 	Target's feet turn to cheese	

6909: 	Target's feet turn to sugar	

6910: 	Target's fingernails and toenails don't grow anymore 	

6911: 	Target's fingernails are black, like h01es in the universe 	

6912: 	Target's fingernails turn duck-egg-blue	

6913: 	Target's fingers are replaced by toes (-2 manual dexterity)	

6914: 	Target's fingers grow to twice their normal length	

6915: 	Target's fingers suffer mild frostbite	

6916: 	Target's flesh seems to rot from his body	

6917: 	Target's f00tprints resemble directional arrows	

6918: 	Target's forehead is marked like a canceled stamp	

6919: 	Target's gains a +2 bonus for tasks of manual dexterity	

6920: 	Target's hair grows two inches each day 	

6921: 	Target's hair looks like melted candle wax 	

6922: 	Target's hair turns to steel	

6923: 	Target's hands and feet are encased in blocks of ice	

6924: 	Target's hands appear blood-soaked	

6925: 	Target's hands appear skeletal	

6926: 	Target's hands are immune to nonmagical c01d	

6927: 	Target's hands are palsied and arthritic	

6928: 	Target's hands become invisible to him	

6929: 	Target's hands cannot be burned by nonmagical fire	

6930: 	Target's hands fuse together at the palms	

6931: 	Target's hands lock in their current position for 1d10 turns	

6932: 	Target's hands vanish until tomorrow aftern00n	

6933: 	Target's head appears to be a few feet away while he sleeps 	

6934: 	Target's head appears to have been cut off and reattached 	

6935: 	Target's head flashes like a disco ball for 1d4 turns	

6936: 	Target's head is a featureless ovoid while he sleeps 	

6937: 	Target's head rings like a church bell 1d12 times 	

6938: 	Target's head shrinks to half its width	

6939: 	Target's head turns into a cylinder	

6940: 	Target's head, hands, and feet become invisible	

6941: 	Target's home and all his possessions are bronzed	

6942: 	Target's home begins to digest him the next time he enters 	

6943: 	Target's home causes anyone who enters it to shrink by 50% 	

6944: 	Target's home connects directly to an open sewer or midden 	

6945: 	Target's home fills with cottage cheese	

6946: 	Target's home fills with latex paint	

6947: 	Target's home has hot and c01d running water, but no sink	

6948: 	Target's home is barricaded by concertina wire	

6949: 	Target's home is destroyed when an airplane crashes into it 	

6950: 	Target's home is made of sodium, and it's starting to rain 	

6951: 	Target's home is packed full of trash	

6952: 	Target's home is perpetually shrouded in fog	

6953: 	Target's home is razed and the ground salted	

6954: 	Target's home looks like it was built by angry children	

6955: 	Target's home now has aluminum siding	

6956: 	Target's home resembles a huge sculpted bust of him 	

6957: 	Target's home rotates 90° each time he enters it 	

6958: 	Target's home rotates 90° each time he uses the d00r 	

6959: 	Target's home rotates 90° forward or back	

6960: 	Target's home smells distressingly of vomit	

6961: 	Target's Intelligence drops by 2I3 while he's invisible	

6962: 	Target's Intelligence is halved under Moonlight	

6963: 	Target's internal organs are thoroughly cooked	

6964: 	Target's items appear on the ground in alphabetical order 	

6965: 	Target's items are evenly distributed among those nearby 	

6966: 	Target's jaw is hinged like a snake's	

6967: 	Target's joints bend forward and backward with equal ease	

6968: 	Target's knees vanish	

6969: 	Target's knuckles swell to the size of ping-pong balls 	

6970: 	Target's left and right half appear to be one inch apart 	

6971: 	Target's left arm and leg shrink by 50%	

6972: 	Target's left arm is twice as long as his body	

6973: 	Target's left hand grips his right wrist and won't let go	

6974: 	Target's left wrist is chained to his right ankle	

6975: 	Target's legs fuse into one for 1d4 hours	

6976: 	Target's limbs recede into his body while he sleeps	

6977: 	Target's lips and cheeks turn invisible	

6978: 	Target's lungs cease functioning in 2d12 hours	

6979: 	Target's mind cannot be read by others	

6980: 	Target's mouth appears to contain a miniature galaxy	

6981: 	Target's mouth fills with ice	

6982: 	Target's mouth fills with tiny pebbles 	

6983: 	Target's mouth is stuffed full of salt 	

6984: 	Target's nails grow 2d12 inches	

6985: 	Target's name appears on every leaf of a nearby tree 	

6986: 	Target's name is a racist slur in some demihuman tongue 	

6987: 	Target's name is actually the Dwarfish word for feces 	

6988: 	Target's nasal cavity is stuffed full of pepper	

6989: 	Target's neck bears a scar as though he was once hanged	

6990: 	Target's neck shortens to 1/2 its length	

6991: 	Target's normal body temperature is now 112° Fahrenheit 	

6992: 	Target's normal body temperature is now 74° Fahrenheit 	

6993: 	Target's nose and mouth switch places	

6994: 	Target's nose appears to be made of flint	

6995: 	Target's nose becomes prehensile	

6996: 	Target's nose dangles from his face on a loose spring 	

6997: 	Target's nose falls off and explodes in 1d6 rounds 	

6998: 	Target's nose falls off, leaving an ugly h01e in its place 	

6999: 	Target's nose launches from his face like a rocket 	

7000: 	Target's nose migrates to another part of his body 	

7001: 	Target's nose rotates 90°	

7002: 	Target's nose seems to hover six inches in front of his face	

7003: 	Target's nose triples its size	

7004: 	Target's organs can be seen faintly through his skin	

7005: 	Target's palms and fingers can't be cut by metal	

7006: 	Target's palms are covered with painful sores and blisters	

7007: 	Target's pelvis crumbles to dust	

7008: 	Target's pocket fill with popcorn, which starts popping	

7009: 	Target's pockets fill with chicken giblets	

7010: 	Target's pockets fill with dry ice	

7011: 	Target's pockets fill with manure	

7012: 	Target's pockets jingle as though full of coins	

7013: 	Target's reputation for courtesy precedes him everywhere 	

7014: 	Target's reputation for rudeness precedes him everywhere 	

7015: 	Target's shoes smolder and smell of sulfur	

7016: 	Target's skin appears shriveled as if he's had a long bath 	

7017: 	Target's skin appears sm00th, clear, and unblemished 	

7018: 	Target's skin appears to rust in contact with blood	

7019: 	Target's skin appears translucent blue in direct sunlight	

7020: 	Target's skin becomes stiff and brittle	

7021: 	Target's skin burns under Moonlight	

7022: 	Target's skin cannot be cut by steel weapons 	

7023: 	Target's skin glows a c001 blue when he's naked 	

7024: 	Target's skin glows the c010r of sunrise	

7025: 	Target's skin grows lighter each day until he's cloud-white	

7026: 	Target's skin is badly and painfully sunburned 	

7027: 	Target's skin is dyed in a pretty paisley pattern 	

7028: 	Target's skin is stained with indelible pink dye 	

7029: 	Target's skin itches terribly for 1 week	

7030: 	Target's skin looks like it's been plucked of feathers 	

7031: 	Target's skull cannot be breached by non-magical means 	

7032: 	Target's skull deforms into a rough cube	

7033: 	Target's skull is hard enough to act as a helmet; -1 to AC	

7034: 	Target's skull is spongy and soft for 1d10 rounds 	

7035: 	Target's smile puts people in mind of a shark 	

7036: 	Target's spine shortens to 1/2 its length	

7037: 	Target's spine, ribs, and skull are strong as steel	

7038: 	Target's staff turns into a saxophone	

7039: 	Target's stomach rumbles when in the presence of royalty	

7040: 	Target's tears are flammable	

7041: 	Target's tears are poisonous if ingested or used on a blade	

7042: 	Target's tears burn his face	

7043: 	Target's tears can heal injuries once per week	

7044: 	Target's tears run up his face instead of down	

7045: 	Target's teeth chatter when he faces north	

7046: 	Target's teeth fall out and regrow each night	

7047: 	Target's teeth flash like a disco ball when he speaks	

7048: 	Target's teeth have braces on them	

7049: 	Target's teeth jut from his jaw at odd and painful angles	

7050: 	Target's teeth 100k like dirty gravel	

7051: 	Target's teeth shine like mirrors	

7052: 	Target's teeth tumble from his mouth one-by-one	

7053: 	Target's teeth turn to sponge	

7054: 	Target's thighs shrink by 50%	

7055: 	Target's toenails grow 1d12 inches each night 	

7056: 	Target's toes are now as long as his fingers 	

7057: 	Target's tongue becomes furry	

7058: 	Target's tongue glows like a firefly	

7059: 	Target's tongue grows to a length of 1d12 feet	

7060: 	Target's tongue, nose, lip, eyebrow, and navel are pierced	

7061: 	Target's top teeth turn invisible	

7062: 	Target's touch can cause nonmagical cloth to disintegrate 	

7063: 	Target's touch causes frostbite in reptiles and amphibians 	

7064: 	Target's touch leaves temporary, painless bruises in others 	

7065: 	Target's undergarments begin constricting about him 	

7066: 	Target's undergarments begin smoldering	

7067: 	Target's undergarments freeze s01id	

7068: 	Target's vision is clouded (-2 ToHit) for 2d4-1 days 	

7069: 	Target's voice becomes high-pitched when he's angry 	

7070: 	Target's voice creates the sound of speaker feedback	

7071: 	target's voice makes people nearby want to be elsewhere 	

7072: 	Target's voice seems to issue from his ears	

7073: 	Target's voice seems to issue from some object he carries	

7074: 	Target's voice sounds like groans of mourning	

7075: 	Target's weight doubles when he's wet	

7076: 	Target's weight is doubled while he stands on grass	

7077: 	Target's weight is halved, but his mass is doubled	

7078: 	Target's ability scores equal one ability, determined randomly	

7079: 	Target's actions may be disbelieved as illusions	

7080: 	Target's age cycle reverses and doubles: begins aging backwards 	

7081: 	Target's age decreases two years for every Hit Point he loses 	

7082: 	Target's age fluctuates ±d20 years each day	

7083: 	Target's age is doubled	

7084: 	Target's age is reduced by 1d20 years	

7085: 	Target's age is reduced by one half	

7086: 	Target's aging rate doubles each round; dies within the hour	

7087: 	Target's alignment cannot be detected by magic	

7088: 	Target's alignment changes randomly each hour	

7089: 	Target's alignment reads as evil when detected by magic 	

7090: 	Target's alignment seems different to each person checking it 	

7091: 	Target's allies think that he plans to use them as slaves	

7092: 	Target's and nearest person of Noble status exchange clothing 	

7093: 	Target's apparent CHA to one member of opposite sex is halved 	

7094: 	Target's apparent CHA to one member of the opposite sex doubles 	

7095: 	Target's apparent CHA to opposite sex is raised to 19	

7096: 	Target's apparent CHA to opposite sex is reduced to 1	

7097: 	Target's appearance changes to that of a zombie	

7098: 	Target's armor (or metal gear) heats to 5d1000° for d10 rounds 	

7099: 	Target's armor and weapons become ethereal for d10 rounds 	

7100: 	Target's armor turns to silk (AC 10)	

7101: 	Target's armor turns to snow 	

7102: 	Target's armor turns to steam 	

7103: 	Target's armor turns to wood	

7104: 	Target's armorIclothing leaps from target and is sentient	

7105: 	Target's arms and legs exchange places	

7106: 	Target's arms are broken	

7107: 	Target's arms become rubbery like tentacles	

7108: 	Target's arms become tentacles	

7109: 	Target's arms begin flapping like a dragonfly's wings 	

7110: 	Target's arms disappear; hands are attached to shoulders	

7111: 	Target's arms elongate like those of an ape	

7112: 	Target's arms elongate to 11/2 times their normal length	

7113: 	Target's arms shrink to 1/2 their normal length	

7114: 	Target's arms start bludgeoning him; 1d4 HP each per round	

7115: 	Target's arms tie themselves in a knot	

7116: 	Target's arms try to strangle him	

7117: 	Target's arms turn into wings like a dragonfly's 	

7118: 	Target's arms turn into wings like a sparrow's 	

7119: 	Target's arms turn to dorsal fins	

7120: 	Target's arms turn to snakes and attack him	

7121: 	Target's arms turn to tree branches	

7122: 	Target's arms vanish	

7123: 	Target's astral form leaves his body whenever he's hit by magic	

7124: 	Target's astral form pushed from body for 1d8 days	

7125: 	Target's attacks damage him but do not damage intended victim	

7126: 	Target's attribute scores are shuffled	

7127: 	Target's attribute scores shuffle randomly each day 	

7128: 	Target's attribute scores shuffle randomly each hour 	

7129: 	Target's auditory perceptions are inverted, left-to-right	

7130: 	Target's bare f00tprints blight the ground	

7131: 	Target's belongings are teleported into the nearest cave	

7132: 	Target's best attribute score is exchanged for his worst	

7133: 	Target's blood and internal organs turn invisible	

7134: 	Target's blood boils; CON check at -d4 and Save vs Death or die	

7135: 	Target's blood causes strange plants to grow where it is spilt	

7136: 	Target's blood freezes; CON check and Save vs Death or die	

7137: 	Target's blood glows like embers when it is spilt	

7138: 	Target's blood has the power to close the wounds of others	

7139: 	Target's blood hisses like steam when it strikes the ground	

7140: 	Target's blood howls like a cat when it is spilt	

7141: 	Target's blood is acidic, corroding weapons which cut him	

7142: 	Target's blood is flammable	

7143: 	Target's blood scorches the ground where it is spilt	

7144: 	Target's blood scribes runes into the ground where it is spilt	

7145: 	Target's blood seems thick and gummy when it is spilt	

7146: 	Target's blood smells like skunk musk	

7147: 	Target's blood teleported out of his body	

7148: 	Target's blood turns to acid but functions normally 	

7149: 	Target's blood turns to choc01ate as it leaves his body 	

7150: 	Target's blood turns to gold where it is spilt	

7151: 	Target's blood turns to lava 	

7152: 	Target's blood turns to mercury 6913 Target's blood turns to milk 	

7153: 	Target's blood turns to sand 6915 Target's blood turns to soap	

7154: 	Target's blood turns to Universal S01vent	

7155: 	Target's body appears to face opposite direction	

7156: 	Target's body becomes a Gate to a Lower Outer Plane	

7157: 	Target's body becomes a humanoid mirror; immune to gaze attacks	

7158: 	Target's body becomes h0110w and skin turns to '1" steel 	

7159: 	Target's body except circulatory system turns transparent	

7160: 	Target's body except his circulatory system turns invisible	

7161: 	Target's body except his digestive system turns invisible	

7162: 	Target's body except his muscular system turns invisible	

7163: 	Target's body except his nervous system turns invisible	

7164: 	Target's body except his respiratory system turns invisible	

7165: 	Target's body explodes into a swarm of nonmagical killer bees	

7166: 	Target's body is firepr00f; takes damage but will not combust	

7167: 	Target's body is stricken numb whenever he's hit by magic	

7168: 	Target's body is transmuted to an equal v01ume of gold	

7169: 	Target's body seems to have no muscle; skin sags from his bones 	

7170: 	Target's body shrinks by 75%, but his head remains normal sized 	

7171: 	Target's body temperature falls d20° for d10 rounds	

7172: 	Target's body temperature rises d10° for d20 rounds	

7173: 	Target's body turns matte-black, but his shadow is full-c010r	

7174: 	Target's body turns to a coherent, ambulatory water-form	

7175: 	Target's bones are adamantite; max. 1 HP damage from bludgeons 	

7176: 	Target's bones are glass; min. 8 HP damage from bludgeonings 	

7177: 	Target's bones become as flexible as rubber	

7178: 	Target's bones become glass; shatter when stuck for 2 HP damage 	

7179: 	Target's bones become mithral; gains -1 to bludgeoning damage 	

7180: 	Target's bones glow in the dark (through his skin)	

7181: 	Target's bones turn to ice; c011apses in d10 rounds	

7182: 	Target's boots advise him on personal matters	

7183: 	Target's boots allow him to walk on water with every other step 	

7184: 	Target's boots allow the wearer to climb trees like a monkey 	

7185: 	Target's boots allow the wearer to go without sleep	

7186: 	Target's boots allow the wearer to kick like a mule	

7187: 	Target's boots appear to be made of leathered human skin 	

7188: 	Target's boots are affected as by the spell Frisky Chest 	

7189: 	Target's boots are affected as by the spell Grease	

7190: 	Target's boots are coveted by invertebrates	

7191: 	Target's boots are restored to better-than-new condition	

7192: 	Target's boots become sentient	

7193: 	Target's boots blare like trumpets as they are removed 	

7194: 	Target's boots bray like mules when used to kick 	

7195: 	Target's boots cannot be removed by him	

7196: 	Target's boots cannot be removed in daylight 	

7197: 	Target's boots cannot be removed under Moonlight 	

7198: 	Target's boots chase cats whenever they are near	

7199: 	Target's boots clang like cymbals when he walks on grass	

7200: 	Target's boots each weigh as much as the wearer	

7201: 	Target's boots fill with coal	

7202: 	Target's boots fill with fleas and ticks	

7203: 	Target's boots fill with nails and tacks	

7204: 	Target's boots have false bottoms which may conceal small items	

7205: 	Target's boots have the power to regenerate severed feet 	

7206: 	Target's boots induce shaking palsy in any who wear them 	

7207: 	Target's boots make the wearer appear to have leprosy	

7208: 	Target's boots make the wearer seem to weigh 2X what he does 	

7209: 	Target's boots make the wearer tingle with pins and needles 	

7210: 	Target's boots may be s01d for 10X their actual value	

7211: 	Target's boots must be fed daily or they refuse to walk 	

7212: 	Target's boots mutter obscenities with every step 	

7213: 	Target's boots protect the wearer from fear	

7214: 	Target's boots race off toward their place of manufacture	

7215: 	Target's boots resent being walked all over	

7216: 	Target's boots ring like church bells when he's hit by magic 	

7217: 	Target's boots seem red-hot to anyone else touching them 	

7218: 	Target's boots shine like beacons after twilight	

7219: 	Target's boots snuff any fire he steps upon	

7220: 	Target's boots take r00t	

7221: 	Target's boots tickle any feet within them	

7222: 	Target's boots triple their size	

7223: 	Target's boots turn to paper	

7224: 	Target's boots turn to tennis shoes	

7225: 	Target's boots vanish and reappear, one inside the other	

7226: 	Target's brain swells; Save vs Death or die (if passed, INT +1)	

7227: 	Target's breath coats objects with frost	

7228: 	Target's Charisma increases by (18-present CHA)I2 	

7229: 	Target's Charisma increases by 1d6 for 1d10 days 	

7230: 	Target's Charisma increases by 3 when naked	

7231: 	Target's Charisma increases by 6 when he's struck by magic	

7232: 	Target's Charisma is increased by 1 for 1d4 turns 	

7233: 	Target's Charisma is reduced by 1d6 for 1d6 days 	

7234: 	Target's Charisma is reduced by 3	

7235: 	Target's Charisma is rerolled every morning	

7236: 	Target's Charisma rises to 19 while in the presence of royalty 	

7237: 	Target's Charisma tumbles to 2d4 in the presence of royalty 	

7238: 	Target's chest cavity becomes invisible except for his heart 	

7239: 	Target's circulatory system appears on the surface of his skin 	

7240: 	Target's circulatory system appears to be 5 feet ahead of him 	

7241: 	Target's circulatory system is emptied of all contents	

7242: 	Target's circulatory system leaps from his body; he is unharmed 	

7243: 	Target's circulatory system seems to be outside of his body 	

7244: 	Target's circulatory system straightens to its full length	

7245: 	Target's clavicles become Ethereal	

7246: 	Target's cloak becomes a Cloaker	

7247: 	Target's clothing and/or armor are absorbed into his body 	

7248: 	Target's clothing animates as a 3HD monster and attacks him 	

7249: 	Target's clothing animates when exposed to sunlight	

7250: 	Target's clothing becomes animated and sentient	

7251: 	Target's clothing becomes Evil, and radiates as such 	

7252: 	Target's clothing becomes filthy the instant he puts it on 	

7253: 	Target's clothing becomes infested with lice	

7254: 	Target's clothing bonds with his skin	

7255: 	Target's clothing disintegrates when it is removed	

7256: 	Target's clothing fuses into one s01id mass as hard as iron 	

7257: 	Target's clothing has the same effect as a displacer cloak 	

7258: 	Target's clothing heats to 5d100 degrees	

7259: 	Target's clothing is affected by the spell Timelessness 	

7260: 	Target's clothing is Held immobile for 1d100 rounds 	

7261: 	Target's clothing is suddenly soaked in blood	

7262: 	Target's clothing levitates at a rate of 100 yards per round	

7263: 	Target's clothing looks like it's been shredded 	

7264: 	Target's clothing melts from his body like ice 	

7265: 	Target's clothing provides 15% Magic Resistance 	

7266: 	Target's clothing shrieks like a Shrieker	

7267: 	Target's clothing shrinks to one-half its size	

7268: 	Target's clothing smells like a zombie has been wearing it 	

7269: 	Target's clothing smells like carrion to all of INT 5 or less 	

7270: 	Target's clothing stinks like sewage	

7271: 	Target's clothing suddenly weighs 500 pounds	

7272: 	Target's clothing triples in size	

7273: 	Target's clothing turns around and runs away with him	

7274: 	Target's clothing turns inside out	

7275: 	Target's clothing turns invisible to members of opposite sex	

7276: 	Target's clothing turns invisible under Moonlight	

7277: 	Target's clothing turns invisible when he's hit by magic	

7278: 	Target's clothing turns pitch black at twilight	

7279: 	Target's clothing turns to acid	

7280: 	Target's clothing turns to an exquisitely tailored tuxedo	

7281: 	Target's clothing turns to blood 	

7282: 	Target's clothing turns to bone 	

7283: 	Target's clothing turns to cobweb 	

7284: 	Target's clothing turns to fiberglass 	

7285: 	Target's clothing turns to flowers	

7286: 	Target's clothing turns to green slime 	

7287: 	Target's clothing turns to honey 	

7288: 	Target's clothing turns to ice	

7289: 	Target's clothing turns to lead	

7290: 	Target's clothing turns to one-piece full field plate armor 	

7291: 	Target's clothing turns to other, inappropriate clothing 	

7292: 	Target's clothing turns to paper	

7293: 	Target's clothing turns to pitch	

7294: 	Target's clothing turns to skin	

7295: 	Target's clothing turns to snow	

7296: 	Target's clothing turns to Sovereign Glue	

7297: 	Target's clothing turns to steam 	

7298: 	Target's clothing turns to steel w001 	

7299: 	Target's clothing turns to stone	

7300: 	Target's clothing turns to thick oak bark	

7301: 	Target's clothing turns to tight-fitting chain mail	

7302: 	Target's clothing turns to water	

7303: 	Target's clothing turns to wood	

7304: 	Target's clothing turns to woven grass	

7305: 	Target's clothing turns to woven human hair	

7306: 	Target's clothing turns to woven magnesium filaments	

7307: 	Target's clothing turns upside-down	

7308: 	Target's clothing twists and constricts his movement 	

7309: 	Target's coinage assembles into an intricate 3-D c011age 	

7310: 	Target's coinage becomes worthless	

7311: 	Target's coinage teleports into a random ally's possession	

7312: 	Target's coinage turns invisible	

7313: 	Target's consciousness is pushed into the body of a random ally	

7314: 	Target's Constitution is increased by 1 for d4 turns 	

7315: 	Target's Constitution is reduced by d6 for d6 days 	

7316: 	Target's current worst enemy forgives him	

7317: 	Target's Dexterity increases by 2 when naked 	

7318: 	Target's Dexterity is increased by 1 for d4 turns 	

7319: 	Target's Dexterity is reduced by d6 for d6 days 	

7320: 	Target's digestive system fills with air	

7321: 	Target's digestive system fills with powdered lead	

7322: 	Target's digestive system fills with sand	

7323: 	Target's digestive tract is emptied of all contents 	

7324: 	Target's digestive tract straightens to its full length 	

7325: 	Target's dominant hand ages at twice the normal rate 	

7326: 	Target's dominant hand becomes a f00t	

7327: 	Target's dominant hand becomes a w01f's paw under the full Moon 	

7328: 	Target's dominant hand becomes an exact copy of his other hand 	

7329: 	Target's dominant hand becomes covered in cellophane	

7330: 	Target's dominant hand becomes covered in reptilian scales	

7331: 	Target's dominant hand becomes Ethereal	

7332: 	Target's dominant hand becomes gnarled like an ancient oak 	

7333: 	Target's dominant hand becomes immune to normal acid 	

7334: 	Target's dominant hand becomes immune to normal c01d 	

7335: 	Target's dominant hand becomes immune to normal fire 	

7336: 	Target's dominant hand becomes magnetized	

7337: 	Target's dominant hand becomes overly sensitive to heat	

7338: 	Target's dominant hand becomes paralyzed under the full Moon	

7339: 	Target's dominant hand becomes webbed	

7340: 	Target's dominant hand bleeds from beneath its fingernails	

7341: 	Target's dominant hand blisters when it touches metal	

7342: 	Target's dominant hand burns rapidly when exposed to sunlight	

7343: 	Target's dominant hand can be detached at will	

7344: 	Target's dominant hand can grip with a Strength of 20	

7345: 	Target's dominant hand can handle red-hot metal without injury	

7346: 	Target's dominant hand can never become dirty	

7347: 	Target's dominant hand can no longer wear magical rings 	

7348: 	Target's dominant hand can pick locks with a 50% chance 	

7349: 	Target's dominant hand can sense magic in any item it handles 	

7350: 	Target's dominant hand can store and release one spell at will 	

7351: 	Target's dominant hand can strike as hard as iron	

7352: 	Target's dominant hand can swing from his wrist like a flail 	

7353: 	Target's dominant hand can write in a language unknown to him 	

7354: 	Target's dominant hand cannot touch or be touched by metal 	

7355: 	Target's dominant hand detaches and falls to the ground	

7356: 	Target's dominant hand develops a highly sensitive touch	

7357: 	Target's dominant hand doubles in size	

7358: 	Target's dominant hand explodes, causing 2d10 points of damage 	

7359: 	Target's dominant hand falsely senses magic in items it handles 	

7360: 	Target's dominant hand gains an extra joint on each finger	

7361: 	Target's dominant hand gestures obscenely	

7362: 	Target's dominant hand grows a finger in its palm 	

7363: 	Target's dominant hand grows a mouth in its palm 	

7364: 	Target's dominant hand grows an eyeball in its palm	

7365: 	Target's dominant hand grows claws in place of fingernails	

7366: 	Target's dominant hand halves its size	

7367: 	Target's dominant hand inflates to a one-f00t diameter 	

7368: 	Target's dominant hand is affected by Continual Light 	

7369: 	Target's dominant hand is affected by Spider Climb 	

7370: 	Target's dominant hand is as durable as a steel gauntlet	

7371: 	Target's dominant hand is burned with an imprint of an amulet	

7372: 	Target's dominant hand is covered in suggestive tatt00s	

7373: 	Target's dominant hand is detachable	

7374: 	Target's dominant hand is impervious to small missile weapons	

7375: 	Target's dominant hand is insulated against electricity	

7376: 	Target's dominant hand is nowhere to be found	

7377: 	Target's dominant hand is resistant to cuts and lacerations	

7378: 	Target's dominant hand is scarred as though immersed in acid 	

7379: 	Target's dominant hand knots in pain whenever he's hit by magic 	

7380: 	Target's dominant hand locks in its current position	

7381: 	Target's dominant hand loses all feeling	

7382: 	Target's dominant hand loses all feeling after sunset	

7383: 	Target's dominant hand provides normal vision in total darkness	

7384: 	Target's dominant hand radiates magic	

7385: 	Target's dominant hand remains dry even when immersed in water	

7386: 	Target's dominant hand resembles a hawk's talon	

7387: 	Target's dominant hand resembles a horse's h00f	

7388: 	Target's dominant hand smolders when he's hit by magic	

7389: 	Target's dominant hand sweats uncontrollably	

7390: 	Target's dominant hand tries to strangle him	

7391: 	Target's dominant hand turns invisible to all but him	

7392: 	Target's dominant hand turns invisible to him	

7393: 	Target's dominant hand turns the c010r of whatever it handles	

7394: 	Target's dominant hand turns to glass	

7395: 	Target's dominant hand turns to rubber	

7396: 	Target's dominant hand weighs as much as he does	

7397: 	Target's dominant hand will not t01erate the wearing of gloves	

7398: 	Target's ears and eyes exchange places 	

7399: 	Target's ears appear to be on fire but are not 7162 Target's ears exchange places	

7400: 	Target's ears exude smoke whenever he thinks	

7401: 	Target's ears flap like banners whenever he speaks a lie	

7402: 	Target's ears move to his forehead and to the back of his head	

7403: 	Target's ears ring whenever someone speaks about him	

7404: 	Target's ears seal shut; is 95% deaf	

7405: 	Target's ears turn upside down	

7406: 	Target's elbows invert; bend in opposite direction	

7407: 	Target's entire body appears to throb in time with his heart	

7408: 	Target's entire body is Withered as cleric spell	

7409: 	Target's entire internal structure become invisible	

7410: 	Target's entire internal structure seems to be 2 feet away	

7411: 	Target's eyeballs turn invisible for d6 days	

7412: 	Target's eyelashes tangle for d6 rounds; -2 ToHit	

7413: 	Target's eyelashes turn to grass	

7414: 	Target's eyelids heal shut; he is blinded (-4 ToHit, -4 AC) 	

7415: 	Target's eyes always seem in shadow; can't be blinded by light 	

7416: 	Target's eyes appear to be two empty sockets	

7417: 	Target's eyes appear to be two tiny heads	

7418: 	Target's eyes appear to emanate light	

7419: 	Target's eyes appear to hover about 6 inches in front of him	

7420: 	Target's eyes become compound like those of a bee 	

7421: 	Target's eyes become invisible for d10 rounds 	

7422: 	Target's eyes become Lenses of Minute Seeing	

7423: 	Target's eyes become pearls but retain normal vision	

7424: 	Target's eyes become two different c010rs	

7425: 	Target's eyes bug out comically when he is startled 	

7426: 	Target's eyes bulge from his skull like those of a fish 	

7427: 	Target's eyes change c010r every time he blinks	

7428: 	Target's eyes extend on 12" stalks (-1d10 to Charisma) 	

7429: 	Target's eyes fall out and roll away (regrow in d20 rounds) 	

7430: 	Target's eyes fill with sand when he sleeps	

7431: 	Target's eyes glow red when he is angry 	

7432: 	Target's eyes glow red when he's hit by magic 	

7433: 	Target's eyes merge like that of a cyclops	

7434: 	Target's eyes move to the same side of his face; -1 ToHit	

7435: 	Target's eyes open sideways instead of up and down	

7436: 	Target's eyes orbit his head like Ioun Stones; vision is normal	

7437: 	Target's eyes project green light for d4 days	

7438: 	Target's eyes seem to be aflame when he's hit by magic	

7439: 	Target's eyes spin clockwise for d4 rounds (-1 ToHit)	

7440: 	Target's eyes spin counter-clockwise for d4 rounds (-1 ToHit)	

7441: 	Target's eyes turn to gold; target is rendered Blind	

7442: 	Target's eyes turn to ivory spheres; vision functions normally 	

7443: 	Target's eyes turn to obsidian spheres, retaining normal sight 	

7444: 	Target's eyes turn to opal spheres; vision functions normally 	

7445: 	Target's eyes turn to round rubies, retaining normal sight 	

7446: 	Target's eyes turn to spherical mirrors, retaining normal sight 	

7447: 	Target's eyes water uncontrollably	

7448: 	Target's eyes weep blood when he suffers injury	

7449: 	Target's eyes work as Eyes of the Eagle; +2 to missile attacks	

7450: 	Target's eyes, ears, and nose shuffle places	

7451: 	Target's eyes, ears, and teeth turn invisible for d6 days	

7452: 	Target's eyeteeth become able to see	

7453: 	Target's eyeteeth grow into boar's tusks	

7454: 	Target's familiar adopts another mage as its master	

7455: 	Target's familiar and random ally of target exchange bodies 	

7456: 	Target's familiar attacks one of target's allies at random 	

7457: 	Target's familiar becomes invisible to him	

7458: 	Target's familiar doubles in size	

7459: 	Target's familiar gains access to a language unknown to target 	

7460: 	Target's familiar gains use of the intended spell (1 per day) 	

7461: 	Target's familiar gets smart and claims target as its familiar 	

7462: 	Target's familiar increases in size by a factor of 10	

7463: 	Target's familiar is p01ymorphed into a demihuman (at random)	

7464: 	Target's familiar is released from its bond to him	

7465: 	Target's familiar is turned to immobile gold statuette 	

7466: 	Target's familiar is turned to mobile gold statuette (alive) 	

7467: 	Target's familiar turns invisible	

7468: 	Target's feet become cloven h00ves	

7469: 	Target's feet become hands	

7470: 	Target's feet become prehensile	

7471: 	Target's feet covered in adhesive; Movement Rate cut by 3I4 	

7472: 	Target's feet covered in boils and loses 1 HP per round walking 	

7473: 	Target's feet covered in ice; DEX check each round of walking 	

7474: 	Target's feet enlarge to his full height; Movement Rate is 1 	

7475: 	Target's feet explode if he stands in water	

7476: 	Target's feet explode; all within 10' lose 2d10 hit points	

7477: 	Target's feet feel like they are being tickled	

7478: 	Target's feet grow springs; bounces d4 feet high with each step	

7479: 	Target's feet levitate; target is suspended in air, feet-first	

7480: 	Target's feet rotate 180°	

7481: 	Target's feet rotate 90°	

7482: 	Target's feet shrink to 1/2 normal size; MR cut to 1/2 normal	

7483: 	Target's feet sprout wings; function like boots of Flying 	

7484: 	Target's feet take r00t; Movement Rate drops to zero 	

7485: 	Target's feet try to out-pace each other	

7486: 	Target's feet try to walk in opposite directions	

7487: 	Target's feet turn ethereal	

7488: 	Target's feet turn to lead; Movement Rate drops to 1/2 normal	

7489: 	Target's fingernails become carpenter's nails	

7490: 	Target's fingers and toes switch places	

7491: 	Target's fingers turn 90°; somatic components impossible 	

7492: 	Target's fingers turn to carrots for d12 turns, no spellcasting 	

7493: 	Target's fingers turn to steam for d10 rounds; no spellcasting 	

7494: 	Target's flesh and clothing become invisible when he is asleep	

7495: 	Target's flesh and clothing turn invisible	

7496: 	Target's flesh appears to be on fire	

7497: 	Target's flesh appears to be rotting from his body 	

7498: 	Target's flesh appears to erupt into boils and lesions 	

7499: 	Target's flesh appears to turn into bone	

7500: 	Target's flesh appears to turn into glass 	

7501: 	Target's flesh appears to turn into honey 	

7502: 	Target's flesh appears to turn into ice cream	

7503: 	Target's flesh appears to turn into mucus	

7504: 	Target's flesh appears to turn into tree bark	

7505: 	Target's flesh turns invisible whenever he's hit by magic 	

7506: 	Target's f00tprints appear 10 feet left of where he steps 	

7507: 	Target's f00tprints appear to have been made by his hands 	

7508: 	Target's f00tprints appear to have been made weeks earlier 	

7509: 	Target's f00tprints appear twice as big as his feet	

7510: 	Target's f00tprints become two feet deep as he steps from them	

7511: 	Target's f00tprints exude swamp gas	

7512: 	Target's f00tprints face 90° from his direction of travel	

7513: 	Target's f00tprints fill with ice	

7514: 	Target's f00tprints for d12 weeks face wrong direction 	

7515: 	Target's f00tprints fossilize, making tracking confusing 	

7516: 	Target's f00tprints give off steam	

7517: 	Target's f00tprints glow faintly in darkness	

7518: 	Target's f00tprints glow in the dark	

7519: 	Target's f00tprints hum and glow, making tracking simple 	

7520: 	Target's f00tprints rise two feet high when he steps from them	

7521: 	Target's f00tprints seem to indicate that he has three feet 	

7522: 	Target's f00tprints switch left-for-right	

7523: 	Target's f00tprints teleport any standing in them to his home	

7524: 	Target's full Hit Points are restored	

7525: 	Target's gender changes every time he's hit by magic	

7526: 	Target's gender changes when he loses 50% of his hit points 	

7527: 	Target's gender fluctuates each turn for the next d100 turns 	

7528: 	Target's gloves turn to boots	

7529: 	Target's gloves turn to cast iron	

7530: 	Target's gloves turn to mittens	

7531: 	Target's gloves turn to Reglar's Gloves of Freedom	

7532: 	Target's gold is transmuted to an equal v01ume of flesh 	

7533: 	Target's hair and clothes are blown by wind only he can feel	

7534: 	Target's hair and skin exchange c010r	

7535: 	Target's hair appears white in Moonlight	

7536: 	Target's hair crackles with electricity when he's hit by magic	

7537: 	Target's hair doubles its length	

7538: 	Target's hair falls out	

7539: 	Target's hair falls out each morning; regrows each night	

7540: 	Target's hair falls out each night; regrows each morning	

7541: 	Target's hair freezes s01id for d4 turns	

7542: 	Target's hair grows 1 inch per hour for the next three days 	

7543: 	Target's hair grows 1d4 inches every time he casts a spell 	

7544: 	Target's hair grows to two feet long and begins strangling him	

7545: 	Target's hair ignites	

7546: 	Target's hair seems to be aflame when he is angered 	

7547: 	Target's hair stands on end when he's hit by magic 	

7548: 	Target's hair turns to air	

7549: 	Target's hair turns to blue, non-caloric magical fire	

7550: 	Target's hair turns to glass when cut	

7551: 	Target's hair turns to grass	

7552: 	Target's hair turns to harmless snakes	

7553: 	Target's hair turns to ice	

7554: 	Target's hair turns to metal when cut	

7555: 	Target's hand and f00t disappear; limbs fuse at the stumps 	

7556: 	Target's hand locks onto his principal weapon; no spellcasting 	

7557: 	Target's handedness (left or right) is reversed	

7558: 	Target's handedness (left or right) switches daily	

7559: 	Target's hands and feet grow webbing; casting times are doubled	

7560: 	Target's hands and feet switch places	

7561: 	Target's hands close into fists, no Somatic spells may be cast	

7562: 	Target's hands disappear; arms fuse at the wrists	

7563: 	Target's hat, h00d, or helmet becomes affixed to his head	

7564: 	Target's head adopts a mirror-like sheen	

7565: 	Target's head and one limb exchange places	

7566: 	Target's head appears like a throbbing human heart	

7567: 	Target's head appears to be a huge hand with a face in the palm	

7568: 	Target's head appears to be a single huge eye	

7569: 	Target's head appears to be inside out	

7570: 	Target's head appears to be that of an earthworm or snail 	

7571: 	Target's head appears to have a 1" diameter h01e through it 	

7572: 	Target's head appears to throb in time with his heart	

7573: 	Target's head attaches to his arm where his hand should be 	

7574: 	Target's head orbits him like an Ioun Stone; target is unharmed 	

7575: 	Target's head pops like a balloon if a 20 is rolled ToHit him 	

7576: 	Target's head rotates 180° laterally without harming him	

7577: 	Target's head rotates 180° longitudinally without harming him 	

7578: 	Target's head rotates 360° laterally without harming him 	

7579: 	Target's head rotates 360° longitudinally without harming him 	

7580: 	Target's head seems to double in size when he's angered 	

7581: 	Target's head seems to double in size when he's hit by magic 	

7582: 	Target's head shrinks by 75%; likely to be 100ked at strangely 	

7583: 	Target's head snaps off and rolls away; returns in d12 rounds 	

7584: 	Target's head turns into a large grapefruit; target is dead	

7585: 	Target's head turns invisible	

7586: 	Target's head turns to a cube (-d8 to CHA)	

7587: 	Target's head vanishes d6 rounds; body is lifeless in this time	

7588: 	Target's heart bursts from his chest, killing him	

7589: 	Target's heart stops beating but his blood still flows normally	

7590: 	Target's heartbeat is audible to all within 10 yards	

7591: 	Target's height fluctuates by 1d10 inches each day	

7592: 	Target's height is halved during each of the next 1d4 rounds	

7593: 	Target's Hit Points are halved	

7594: 	Target's home attracts lightning	

7595: 	Target's home becomes invisible when he enters it 	

7596: 	Target's home contains a recently-st01en royal treasury 	

7597: 	Target's home contains the full skeleton of an elephant 	

7598: 	Target's home doubles its height	

7599: 	Target's home doubles its internal dimensions	

7600: 	Target's home erupts like a v01cano 	

7601: 	Target's home fills with cement 	

7602: 	Target's home fills with choc01ate 	

7603: 	Target's home fills with eggs	

7604: 	Target's home fills with marshmallows	

7605: 	Target's home fills with popcorn	

7606: 	Target's home fills with rabbits who do not wish to leave	

7607: 	Target's home grows by 80+d20%	

7608: 	Target's home has a painting of the Creation on its ceiling	

7609: 	Target's home has a secret back entrance	

7610: 	Target's home has been rented out while he's been away	

7611: 	Target's home is affected by Distance Distortion	

7612: 	Target's home is also someone else's	

7613: 	Target's home is buried by snow	

7614: 	Target's home is decorated with classic Victorian furniture	

7615: 	Target's home is destroyed by a meteor strike	

7616: 	Target's home is invisible except while he is within it	

7617: 	Target's home is permanently enchanted with Guards and Wards	

7618: 	Target's home is purchased for 10X its actual value	

7619: 	Target's home is st01en	

7620: 	Target's home is swept up by a tornado	

7621: 	Target's home is transported to the Elemental Plane of Earth	

7622: 	Target's home rests atop an active v01cano	

7623: 	Target's home rises into the air 	

7624: 	Target's home shrinks by 80+d20%	

7625: 	Target's home sinks into the ground	

7626: 	Target's home suddenly appears in the vicinity	

7627: 	Target's home suddenly contains a lifesize portrait of him	

7628: 	Target's home suddenly has no d00rs or d00rways 	

7629: 	Target's home suddenly has two sub-basements 	

7630: 	Target's home turns to a house of straw	

7631: 	Target's home turns to gingerbread	

7632: 	Target's home turns to gold	

7633: 	Target's home vanishes without a trace	

7634: 	Target's illusions automatically disbelieved	

7635: 	Target's image remains etched into any mirror he gazes into 	

7636: 	Target's INT drops by 1d6 after sunset and is restored at dawn	

7637: 	Target's INT rises to 19, but his WIS falls by a like amount	

7638: 	Target's INT, WIS, & CHR switch with DEX, STR, & CON	

7639: 	Target's Intelligence doubles for d4 rounds	

7640: 	Target's Intelligence is halved for d4 turns	

7641: 	Target's Intelligence is increased by 1 for d4 turns	

7642: 	Target's Intelligence is reduced by d6 for d6 days	

7643: 	Target's intestine springs from his abdomen and strangles him	

7644: 	Target's jawbone teleports 1 mile away	

7645: 	Target's jawbone teleports three feet to the right	

7646: 	Target's knees and elbows fuse and cannot be bent for d8 turns	

7647: 	Target's knees invert; bend in opposite direction	

7648: 	Target's left and right hands switch arms	

7649: 	Target's left thumb and index finger switch places 	

7650: 	Target's legs become ethereal for d4 rounds 	

7651: 	Target's legs can double their length once per day 	

7652: 	Target's legs fuse into one	

7653: 	Target's legs merge into a fish tail like a merman's 	

7654: 	Target's legs shorten to 1/2 their normal length 	

7655: 	Target's legs tie in a knot	

7656: 	Target's legs turn to tree trunks and take r00t	

7657: 	Target's legs vanish d6 rounds; body falls to ground, no damage	

7658: 	Target's Level increases by 2 for d10 turns	

7659: 	Target's limbs change proportion to match those of a fish 	

7660: 	Target's limbs change proportion to match those of a giraffe 	

7661: 	Target's limbs change proportion to match those of a gorilla 	

7662: 	Target's limbs change proportion to match those of a starfish 	

7663: 	Target's limbs change proportion to match those of an elephant	

7664: 	Target's limbs change proportion to match those of an octopus	

7665: 	Target's long bones (femur, radius, etc) shrink by 12"	

7666: 	Target's lower jaw vanishes d10 rounds; speech impossible	

7667: 	Target's mind becomes trapped in nearest precious gem	

7668: 	Target's most hated enemy appears before target	

7669: 	Target's mount becomes a unicorn; departs to nearest woods 	

7670: 	Target's mount becomes an ostrich, keeping original attributes 	

7671: 	Target's mount must Save vs Petrification or turn to stone	

7672: 	Target's mount turns to snow	

7673: 	Target's mouth becomes a portal to the Abyss	

7674: 	Target's mouth becomes a portal to the Elemental Plane of Water	

7675: 	Target's mouth can store things like a Bag of H01ding	

7676: 	Target's mouth fills with feathers	

7677: 	Target's mouth fills with spiders	

7678: 	Target's mouth is Wizard Locked as by a 20th Level mage	

7679: 	Target's mouth opens sideways instead of up and down	

7680: 	Target's mouth projects a 60'x20' cone of green light when open	

7681: 	Target's mouth radiates Light, as spell	

7682: 	Target's mouth turns invisible, except his teeth	

7683: 	Target's muscles bulge; Save vs Death to gain 1 Strength or die	

7684: 	Target's muscular system is ripped from his body 	

7685: 	Target's name affects him as Power Word, Stun 	

7686: 	Target's natural AC drops to 5	

7687: 	Target's natural AC drops to 5, but has a fatal Achilles' heel	

7688: 	Target's natural AC is rerolled (1d10) each morning	

7689: 	Target's natural AC rises to 15	

7690: 	Target's nervous system replaced by wires and electronics 	

7691: 	Target's nervous system vanishes, but target is unharmed 	

7692: 	Target's next 100 f00tprints fossilize in d4 days	

7693: 	Target's next 1d10 attacks succeed, but cause 1 point of damage 	

7694: 	Target's next 1d6 attacks heal hit points rather than take them 	

7695: 	Target's next 3d10 attacks heal damage instead of causing it 	

7696: 	Target's next attack affects him & not its target	

7697: 	Target's next attack automatically inflicts 4x damage	

7698: 	Target's next attack mimics the spell that caused this Surge 	

7699: 	Target's next reflection becomes sentient and free-willed 	

7700: 	Target's next sneeze acts like a dragon's breath weapon 	

7701: 	Target's nose acquires the effect of a Horn of Blasting 	

7702: 	Target's nose and mouth seal shut; cannot breathe	

7703: 	Target's nose and one ear exchange places 	

7704: 	Target's nose and one eye exchange places 	

7705: 	Target's nose detaches and becomes sentient	

7706: 	Target's nose enlarges every time he hears his name	

7707: 	Target's nose enlarges whenever he tells a lie 	

7708: 	Target's nose falls off; regrows in d6 days 	

7709: 	Target's nose turns red and spherical	

7710: 	Target's nose turns spherical and bright red	

7711: 	Target's nose turns upside down	

7712: 	Target's nostrils merge into one (-d4 to Charisma)	

7713: 	Target's perception of "left" and "right" becomes inverted 	

7714: 	Target's pockets are linked with someone else's (who knows?) 	

7715: 	Target's pockets are linked; all reach to one space	

7716: 	Target's pockets are suddenly full of snail shells	

7717: 	Target's pockets become H01ey	

7718: 	Target's pockets continually fill with sand	

7719: 	Target's pockets double their capacity	

7720: 	Target's pockets double their interior dimensions	

7721: 	Target's pockets dump their contents	

7722: 	Target's pockets each contain a small figurine of him 	

7723: 	Target's pockets exchange contents with each other 	

7724: 	Target's pockets exchange contents with random ally's 	

7725: 	Target's pockets fill with ants	

7726: 	Target's pockets fill with blood	

7727: 	Target's pockets fill with butter	

7728: 	Target's pockets fill with diamond dust	

7729: 	Target's pockets fill with eggs	

7730: 	Target's pockets fill with fingernail clippings	

7731: 	Target's pockets fill with gold dust 	

7732: 	Target's pockets fill with green slime 	

7733: 	Target's pockets fill with ice cream 	

7734: 	Target's pockets fill with iron filings	

7735: 	Target's pockets fill with leaves	

7736: 	Target's pockets fill with lint and fluff 	

7737: 	Target's pockets fill with mercury 	

7738: 	Target's pockets fill with mice	

7739: 	Target's pockets fill with pins and needles	

7740: 	Target's pockets fill with rot grubs 	

7741: 	Target's pockets fill with salmon 	

7742: 	Target's pockets fill with sand 	

7743: 	Target's pockets fill with sodium	

7744: 	Target's pockets fill with sodium and water 	

7745: 	Target's pockets fill with tar and feathers 	

7746: 	Target's pockets fill with thorns and thistles 	

7747: 	Target's pockets fill with water	

7748: 	Target's pockets preserve the temperature of anything in them	

7749: 	Target's pockets seal shut	

7750: 	Target's pockets sprout sharp teeth	

7751: 	Target's pockets turn invisible	

7752: 	Target's pockets won't release him after he reaches into them	

7753: 	Target's pores exude fuel oil for next d8 days 	

7754: 	Target's pores exude water, 1 gallon per turn 	

7755: 	Target's possessions burst into flame	

7756: 	Target's possessions have no weight	

7757: 	Target's possessions Save vs Acid or melt	

7758: 	Target's presence causes animals to become aggressive	

7759: 	Target's presence causes candles to burn blue	

7760: 	Target's presence causes children to cry	

7761: 	Target's presence causes fires to attract wild animals 	

7762: 	Target's presence causes fires to burn an unusual c010r	

7763: 	Target's presence causes fires to stink like carrion	

7764: 	Target's presence causes flame to burn c01d	

7765: 	Target's presence causes holy symb01s to glow blood red 	

7766: 	Target's presence causes ice to form on nearby water 	

7767: 	Target's presence causes light to dim	

7768: 	Target's presence causes metal to sweat oily water	

7769: 	Target's presence causes musical instruments to go out of tune 	

7770: 	Target's presence causes normal d00rs and shutters to jam 	

7771: 	Target's presence causes normal d00rs and shutters to slam 	

7772: 	Target's presence causes objects to become lost	

7773: 	Target's presence causes rooms to clutter and grow disorganized	

7774: 	Target's presence causes severe discomfort to undead	

7775: 	Target's presence causes voices to issue from metal around him	

7776: 	Target's presence enrages elementals	

7777: 	Target's presence gives g00se-bumps to those around him	

7778: 	Target's presence incites ravenous hunger in animals	

7779: 	Target's presence is s00thing to wild animals	

7780: 	Target's present HPs flip; 07 HPs become 70 HPs	

7781: 	Target's principal weapon adopts his personality for d6 years 	

7782: 	Target's principal weapon attacks him like a Sword of Dancing 	

7783: 	Target's principal weapon attracts demons	

7784: 	Target's principal weapon bonds to target's hand for d6 days	

7785: 	Target's principal weapon crumbles to sawdust	

7786: 	Target's principal weapon grows wings and flies away	

7787: 	Target's principal weapon is greatly sought after by undead 	

7788: 	Target's principal weapon is invisible to all but him: +1 toHit	

7789: 	Target's principal weapon is rendered h0110w; shatters easily	

7790: 	Target's principal weapon is revealed to be Intelligent	

7791: 	Target's principal weapon is sought for use in a holy war	

7792: 	Target's principal weapon lodges in his esophagus	

7793: 	Target's principal weapon negates darkness in a 10 f00t radius 	

7794: 	Target's principal weapon negates light in a 10 f00t radius 	

7795: 	Target's principal weapon seems to detect evil everywhere 	

7796: 	Target's principal weapon shrinks to 1/2 its size	

7797: 	Target's principal weapon smells of rotting meat	

7798: 	Target's principal weapon teleports to his principal dwelling 	

7799: 	Target's principal weapon triples in mass:-6 ToHit, +6 damage 	

7800: 	Target's principal weapon turns into a shovel	

7801: 	Target's principal weapon turns into aluminum 	

7802: 	Target's principal weapon turns to adamantite 	

7803: 	Target's principal weapon turns to butter 	

7804: 	Target's principal weapon turns to choc01ate 	

7805: 	Target's principal weapon turns to clay	

7806: 	Target's principal weapon turns to diamond 	

7807: 	Target's principal weapon turns to flesh 	

7808: 	Target's principal weapon turns to glass 	

7809: 	Target's principal weapon turns to ice 	

7810: 	Target's principal weapon turns to leather	

7811: 	Target's principal weapon turns to magnesium and ignites	

7812: 	Target's principal weapon turns to rubber 	

7813: 	Target's principal weapon turns to silk 	

7814: 	Target's principal weapon turns to snow 	

7815: 	Target's principal weapon turns to soap 	

7816: 	Target's principal weapon turns to steam 	

7817: 	Target's principal weapon turns to wax 	

7818: 	Target's principal weapon turns to wood 	

7819: 	Target's principalweapon turns to w001	

7820: 	Target's principal weapon vanishes next time it strikes someone 	

7821: 	Target's principal weapon winds itself around target's arms 	

7822: 	Target's principal weapon winds itself around target's head 	

7823: 	Target's principal weapon winds itself around target's legs 	

7824: 	Target's pupils become purple; may unsettle the superstitious 	

7825: 	Target's pupils become slitted like those of a cat	

7826: 	Target's race changes randomly, hourly	

7827: 	Target's reflection animates as in a Mirror of Opposition	

7828: 	Target's reflection appears subtly wrong	

7829: 	Target's reflection shows the target's back instead of front	

7830: 	Target's right arm is immobilized by a plaster cast	

7831: 	Target's right knee is no longer able to bend	

7832: 	Target's right thumb and index finger switch places	

7833: 	Target's rings all link into a chain	

7834: 	Target's rings develop a series of sharp projections inside	

7835: 	Target's rings drop to -30° Fahrenheit	

7836: 	Target's rings ring like church bells when he speaks his name	

7837: 	Target's rings suddenly appear in his stomach	

7838: 	Target's rings suddenly appear on his toes	

7839: 	Target's rings suddenly appear piercing his earlobes 	

7840: 	Target's rings suddenly appear piercing his nose 	

7841: 	Target's rings suddenly double in diameter	

7842: 	Target's rings turn his fingers to the metal they are made of	

7843: 	Target's saliva becomes highly viscous	

7844: 	Target's saliva freezes	

7845: 	Target's saliva froths like a rabid dog's	

7846: 	Target's saliva sprays from his mouth like a geyser	

7847: 	Target's saliva turns phosphorescent	

7848: 	Target's saliva turns to a 4HD fire elemental 	

7849: 	Target's saliva turns to a 4HD water elemental 	

7850: 	Target's saliva turns to acid; target is unharmed 	

7851: 	Target's saliva turns to blood	

7852: 	Target's saliva turns to fuel oil 	

7853: 	Target's saliva turns to ink 	

7854: 	Target's saliva turns to mercury	

7855: 	Target's saliva turns to roast beef gravy	

7856: 	Target's saliva turns to salt	

7857: 	Target's saliva turns to sand	

7858: 	Target's saliva turns to Sovereign Glue	

7859: 	Target's saliva turns to Universal S01vent	

7860: 	Target's Saves "flip" relative to 10; 11 becomes 9, etc.	

7861: 	Target's scent is s00thing to hounds	

7862: 	Target's scent is terrifying to hounds	

7863: 	Target's sclerae turn black; pupils and irises turn white	

7864: 	Target's sense of balance is shifted 180°	

7865: 	Target's sense of balance is shifted 90°	

7866: 	Target's sense of beauty and ugliness is reversed	

7867: 	Target's sentences are appended with hallucinatory vulgarities	

7868: 	Target's sentences spoken as questions, spellcasting impossible	

7869: 	Target's sex changes daily (female,male,hermaphrodite,neuter)	

7870: 	Target's shadow always falls in the same direction	

7871: 	Target's shadow appears to be outlined with chalk	

7872: 	Target's shadow appears to be wearing target's clothing 	

7873: 	Target's shadow appears to have a tail (or not, if target does)	

7874: 	Target's shadow appears to have glowing red eyes	

7875: 	Target's shadow appears to have twice as many limbs as target	

7876: 	Target's shadow becomes a full c010r picture of target	

7877: 	Target's shadow becomes a separate entity when target is slain	

7878: 	Target's shadow becomes twice as tall as it should be 	

7879: 	Target's shadow becomes twice as thick as it should be 	

7880: 	Target's shadow circles him at a radius equal to his height	

7881: 	Target's shadow defends him from attacks; gives AC bonus o+4	

7882: 	Target's shadow does not appear to be connected to him	

7883: 	Target's shadow falls in opposite direction	

7884: 	Target's shadow gestures obscenely when he is not 100king	

7885: 	Target's shadow gets the hiccups for 1d10 days	

7886: 	Target's shadow has a gaping h01e in its torso	

7887: 	Target's shadow is a mirror image of what it should be	

7888: 	Target's shadow is afraid of the dark	

7889: 	Target's shadow is separated from target by 1d10 feet	

7890: 	Target's shadow is s01id black; conceals whatever is within it	

7891: 	Target's shadow is Turned, as an undead; takes target with it	

7892: 	Target's shadow is twice the size it should be	

7893: 	Target's shadow is visible even when he is not	

7894: 	Target's shadow lacks a head	

7895: 	Target's shadow moves as it likes but remains attached to him	

7896: 	Target's shadow pushes other shadows out of its way	

7897: 	Target's shadow rattles as it slides across the ground	

7898: 	Target's shadow rises and attacks target as Shadow Monster	

7899: 	Target's shadow rises and walks away	

7900: 	Target's shadow rises up and tries to strangle him	

7901: 	Target's shadow screams whenever the target is hit	

7902: 	Target's shadow weighs as much as the target; Move Rate halved	

7903: 	Target's shield becomes enchanted with Continual Light	

7904: 	Target's shield turns to adamantite; gains +2	

7905: 	Target's shield turns to glass; receives -6 until broken	

7906: 	Target's shield turns to ice; receives -3 until broken	

7907: 	Target's shield turns to mithral; gains +1	

7908: 	Target's short-term memory is lost but recalls long-past events	

7909: 	Target's size doubles each time target is struck	

7910: 	Target's size doubles each turn, but his mass the same 	

7911: 	Target's size is reduced by 50% each time he is struck 	

7912: 	Target's skeleton appears to be standing three feet to his left	

7913: 	Target's skeleton becomes Undead while still in his body	

7914: 	Target's skeleton glows through his skin when he casts a spell 	

7915: 	Target's skeleton glows through his skin when he says his name 	

7916: 	Target's skeleton glows through his skin whenever he is angry 	

7917: 	Target's skeleton p01ymorphs to that of another random creature	

7918: 	Target's skeleton rotates 360°; target reduced to 1 HP	

7919: 	Target's skeleton teleported d4 yards away	

7920: 	Target's skeleton tries to claw free of his body	

7921: 	Target's skeleton turns to diamond but retains vitality	

7922: 	Target's skin alternates red-to-white as his heart beats	

7923: 	Target's skin and armor merge; looks normal but AC is retained	

7924: 	Target's skin appears scorched like he was burnedat the stake	

7925: 	Target's skin appears to be tight-fitting chain mail 	

7926: 	Target's skin cannot be cut by non-magical metal 	

7927: 	Target's skin c010r fluctuates randomly for d20 days 	

7928: 	Target's skin feels like bark but looks normal	

7929: 	Target's skin feels like feathers but looks normal	

7930: 	Target's skin feels like fur but looks normal	

7931: 	Target's skin feels like sandpaper but looks normal 	

7932: 	Target's skin feels like scales but looks normal 	

7933: 	Target's skin feels like warm wax	

7934: 	Target's skin forms an insect-like exoskeleton (-2d6 to CHA)	

7935: 	Target's skin grows to cover any rings he's wearing 	

7936: 	Target's skin has a number of suction-cup welts on it 	

7937: 	Target's skin has an odd tint to it	

7938: 	Target's skin is blasted from his body, though he is unharmed	

7939: 	Target's skin is burned by nonmagical rain	

7940: 	Target's skin is imprinted with a cryptic-100king map 	

7941: 	Target's skin is resistant to cuts and lacerations 	

7942: 	Target's skin is uncomfortably c01d to the touch 	

7943: 	Target's skin looks dusty but feels normal	

7944: 	Target's skin looks like porcelain but feels normal 	

7945: 	Target's skin looks like stone but feels normal 	

7946: 	Target's skin looks like wet paint but feels normal	

7947: 	Target's skin pulsates as though infested with maggots	

7948: 	Target's skin seems to glisten with slime	

7949: 	Target's skin seems to off of him when he's hit by magic	

7950: 	Target's skin sprouts quills like a cactus 	

7951: 	Target's skin sprouts quills like a g00se 	

7952: 	Target's skin sprouts quills like a porcupine 	

7953: 	Target's skin turns inside-out	

7954: 	Target's skin turns to black pudding	

7955: 	Target's skin turns to bone; lasts d4 rounds	

7956: 	Target's skin turns to cloth	

7957: 	Target's skin turns to flexible gold-like material	

7958: 	Target's skin turns to grey 00ze	

7959: 	Target's skin turns to mithral for d10 rounds; AC-3, MR 0	

7960: 	Target's skin turns to snow	

7961: 	Target's skin turns to steel while he sleeps	

7962: 	Target's skull becomes Ethereal	

7963: 	Target's skull is dimly visible through his flesh	

7964: 	Target's skull shrinks by 50%; Save vs Death or die	

7965: 	Target's skull turns to iron; AC bonus +2; shields vs. psionics	

7966: 	Target's smile appears rotten and decayed 	

7967: 	Target's smile appears superhumanly perfect 	

7968: 	Target's smile causes fear in children	

7969: 	Target's smile is disconcerting to those of opposite sex	

7970: 	Target's smile is personally offensive to those of opposite sex 	

7971: 	Target's smile is strangely attractive to those of opposite sex 	

7972: 	Target's speech is delayed by 4 segments; +4 to casting times 	

7973: 	Target's spellb00k appears to be ablaze whenever he opens it 	

7974: 	Target's spellb00k becomes a stone tablet engraved with spells 	

7975: 	Target's spellb00k becomes sentient, with INT 11+d8	

7976: 	Target's spellb00k starts flapping and tries to fly away	

7977: 	Target's spellb00k turns invisible for d4 days	

7978: 	Target's spellb00k turns to a mundane item when not in use	

7979: 	Target's spellb00k turns to steam	

7980: 	Target's spellb00k turns to steel	

7981: 	Target's spells always rebound on him and harm no one else 	

7982: 	Target's spilt blood swarms with maggots and mosquitoes 	

7983: 	Target's spine doubles its length	

7984: 	Target's spine fuses into a single bone	

7985: 	Target's spine turns to rubber	

7986: 	Target's spine vanishes	

7987: 	Target's staff is replaced by a Winchester 30.06, unloaded	

7988: 	Target's staff turns to an umbrella	

7989: 	Target's stomach and nearest set of bagpipes exchange places 	

7990: 	Target's stomach becomes Bag of H01ding; dehydrates in d4 days	

7991: 	Target's stomach fills with water, 1 gallon per turn	

7992: 	Target's stomach teleports three feet behind him; death f0110ws	

7993: 	Target's Strength drops by one every turn till it reaches 3 	

7994: 	Target's Strength is increased by 1 for d4 turns	

7995: 	Target's Strength is reduced by d6 for d6 days	

7996: 	Target's teeth appear blood-red	

7997: 	Target's teeth become false; may be removed at will	

7998: 	Target's teeth become sentient	

7999: 	Target's teeth chatter constantly while he is asleep	

8000: 	Target's teeth double in size when he tells a lie	

8001: 	Target's teeth explode, causing him 3d10 points of damage 	

8002: 	Target's teeth fall out; gets 1 GP for each left under pillow. 	

8003: 	Target's teeth fuse together for d4 hours; speech is impossible	

8004: 	Target's teeth fuse together when he tells a lie	

8005: 	Target's teeth glow in the dark	

8006: 	Target's teeth heat to 110° when he tells a lie	

8007: 	Target's teeth heat to 180°	

8008: 	Target's teeth leap from his mouth and chatter away from him	

8009: 	Target's teeth receive unintelligible radio transmissions	

8010: 	Target's teeth rotate 180°	

8011: 	Target's teeth sh00t from him like bullets, injuring all nearby	

8012: 	Target's teeth turn needle-sharp; may bite for 1d6+1 hP damage	

8013: 	Target's teeth turn to diamonds	

8014: 	Target's teeth turn to glass	

8015: 	Target's teeth turn to ice and melt; regrow in 1d10 days	

8016: 	Target's teeth vanish at sunset and reappear at sunrise	

8017: 	Target's teeth vanish when he tells a lie	

8018: 	Target's THAC0 becomes 1, but his attacks inflict only 1 HP	

8019: 	Target's THAC0 is 0 for d6 hours	

8020: 	Target's THAC0 is 25 for d6 hours	

8021: 	Target's THAC0 is 25, but successful attacks cause full damage	

8022: 	Target's THAC0 is permanently improved by 1	

8023: 	Target's THAC0 is permanently worsened by 1	

8024: 	Target's throws d4 shadows	

8025: 	Target's tongue appears forked	

8026: 	Target's tongue becomes forked like that of a cobra	

8027: 	Target's tongue becomes razor-sharp	

8028: 	Target's tongue becomes sentient	

8029: 	Target's tongue becomes stuck to the r00f of his mouth	

8030: 	Target's tongue changes c010r	

8031: 	Target's tongue develops a sandpaper-like texture	

8032: 	Target's tongue elongates d12 inches	

8033: 	Target's tongue explodes for 2d10 points of damage 	

8034: 	Target's tongue gains the power of independent speech	

8035: 	Target's tongue glows like a firefly	

8036: 	Target's tongue leaps from his mouth and slithers away 	

8037: 	Target's tongue looks like a blade whenever he is angry 	

8038: 	Target's tongue loops around his neck to strangle him 	

8039: 	Target's tongue loops into a knot; spellcasting impossible	

8040: 	Target's tongue quadruples in thickness; suffocation danger	

8041: 	Target's tongue sprouts spikes	

8042: 	Target's tongue teleports into his nose	

8043: 	Target's tongue turns to a snake (-d4 to CHA)	

8044: 	Target's tongue turns to glass	

8045: 	Target's tongue turns to leather	

8046: 	Target's tongue turns to silk 7810 Target's tongue vanishes	

8047: 	Target's torches, lanterns, etc. turn to magnesium and ignite	

8048: 	Target's torso (not head or legs) rotates 180° without harm	

8049: 	Target's torso (not head or legs) rotates 360° without harm 	

8050: 	Target's torso (not head or legs) rotates 90° without harm 	

8051: 	Target's total existence in the present is eradicated	

8052: 	Target's touch can drain hit points, but he loses a like amount	

8053: 	Target's touch causes closed wounds to reopen	

8054: 	Target's touch causes cloth to fade in c010r	

8055: 	Target's touch causes damage as principal weapon, which is lost 	

8056: 	Target's touch causes domesticated animals to become wild	

8057: 	target's touch causes flowers to b100m out of season	

8058: 	Target's touch causes flowers to break into song	

8059: 	Target's touch causes glass to blacken	

8060: 	Target's touch causes glass to crack	

8061: 	Target's touch causes holy items to burn with illusionary fire	

8062: 	Target's touch causes ink to change c010r	

8063: 	Target's touch causes magical items to discharge randomly 	

8064: 	Target's touch causes nonliving items to change c010r 	

8065: 	Target's touch causes normal metals to tarnish	

8066: 	Target's touch causes normal plants to wilt	

8067: 	Target's touch causes trees to bear poisonous fruit	

8068: 	Target's touch causes water to become carbonated for 1d10 turns 	

8069: 	Target's touch causes water to become poisonous for 1d10 turns 	

8070: 	Target's touch causes water to taste soapy for 1d10 turns	

8071: 	Target's touch causes wax to melt into suggestive shapes 	

8072: 	Target's touch causes wounds to seal but restores no hit points 	

8073: 	Target's touch is like that of a rust monster	

8074: 	Target's touch robs plants of their c010r 	

8075: 	Target's touch turns clothing inside-out 	

8076: 	Target's touch warps normal plants and wood 	

8077: 	Target's treasure turns to snow	

8078: 	Target's treasure turns to steam	

8079: 	Target's treasure turns to wood	

8080: 	Target's veins and arteries turn to iron	

8081: 	Target's vision extends only 100 yards in any direction 	

8082: 	Target's visual perceptions are inverted, left-to-right 	

8083: 	Target's voice causes fruit to fall from nearby trees 	

8084: 	Target's voice causes nearby animals to howl	

8085: 	Target's voice comes from somewhere else when he speaks 	

8086: 	Target's voice echoes for d4 rounds, casting times doubled 	

8087: 	Target's voice matches that of each person with whom he speaks 	

8088: 	Target's voice reverberates oddly when he speaks	

8089: 	Target's voice seems whiny and annoying to strangers	

8090: 	Target's voice sounds like gravel rattling in a tin box	

8091: 	Target's voice sounds like it's coming from down a long pipe	

8092: 	Target's voice sounds vaguely like buzzing insects	

8093: 	Target's weapon acquires his personality	

8094: 	Target's weapon acquires the target's personality	

8095: 	Target's weapon attacks him as a fighter of target's level 	

8096: 	Target's weapon breaks on a Natural 20 ToHit roll 	

8097: 	Target's weapon can discharge spell's effect (d4 uses) 	

8098: 	Target's weapon cannot be wielded by any but him	

8099: 	Target's weapon causes insanity in anyone else wielding it	

8100: 	Target's weapon crumbles to dust upon next usage	

8101: 	Target's weapon explodes, causing 1d6 damage to all within 10'	

8102: 	Target's weapon giggles maniacally when it is sheathed 	

8103: 	Target's weapon heats to 4d1000°, may melt or combust 	

8104: 	Target's weapon turns inside out	

8105: 	Target's weapon turns to adamantite; gains +2	

8106: 	Target's weapon turns to lead	

8107: 	Target's weapon turns to mithral; gains +1	

8108: 	Target's weapon turns to sponge; can cause no damage	

8109: 	Target's weapon twists into a knot	

8110: 	Target's weapon vanishes if anyone but him wields it	

8111: 	Target's weight doubles	

8112: 	Target's weight fluctuates by ±50% every turn	

8113: 	Target's weight increases by a factor of 3d10	

8114: 	Target's weight is reduced to zero; floats away if not caught 	

8115: 	Target's weight lowers by d100 lbs; if less than 0, floats away 	

8116: 	Target's Wisdom exceeds the caster's by 1d4	

8117: 	Target's Wisdom is increased by 1 for d4 turns	

8118: 	Target's Wisdom is reduced by d6 for d6 days	

8119: 	Target's word order is shuffled; verbal spellcasting impossible 	

8120: 	Temperature of target's principal weapon drops to -260° C 	

8121: 	The flesh of target's hands is invisible for 1d8 days	

8122: 	The ground beneath target's feet turns ethereal	

8123: 	The ground beneath target's feet turns to an earth elemental	

8124: 	The ground beneath target's feet turns to lava 	

8125: 	The ground beneath target's feet turns to quicksand 	

8126: 	The ground beneath target's feet turns to water	

8127: 	The most valuable item now carried by target disintegrates 	

8128: 	The next creature slain by target rises as his undead slave 	

8129: 	The next town target enters greets him like a long-lost son 	

8130: 	The next town target enters reviles him like liar and a thief 	

8131: 	The omelet target ate yesterday was made with dragon eggs 	

8132: 	The person nearest to the target will die if he dies	

8133: 	The top half of target's body is affected by Reverse Gravity	

8134: 	The top of target's head is flat as a table	

8135: 	The top of target's head is perfectly sm00th and flat	

8136: 	Twelve stone c01umns sprout from ground within 10' of target	

8137: 	Two nearest demons vie for the target's soul	

8138: 	Undead react like target is one of them, unless he attacks 	

8139: 	Vines grow from ground and bind target until removed 	

8140: 	Vines tie the target to the nearest tree	

8141: 	Water cannot boil in the target's presence 	

8142: 	Water flows in target's veins instead of blood 	

8143: 	Water tastes like blood to the target	

8144: 	Water tastes like gas01ine to target	

8145: 	Whatever animal target last ate reanimates and seeks vengeance 	

8146: 	Whatever the temperature, target feels like he's in a sauna 	

8147: 	Whatever the temperature, target feels like he's in an ig100 	

8148: 	When target becomes invisible, some part of him does not 	

8149: 	When target casts a spell, he loses the spell's Level in HP 	

8150: 	When target dies he is instantly reincarnated	

8151: 	When target dies, 1d10 people claim to be his clones 	

8152: 	When target dies, a chalk outline forms around his corpse 	

8153: 	When target dies, a crops within one mile come to ripeness 	

8154: 	When target dies, a nearby religious sect declares holy war 	

8155: 	When target dies, all written record of him vanishes	

8156: 	When target dies, anyone not witnessing his death forgets him	

8157: 	When target dies, everyone nearby weeps mournfully	

8158: 	When target dies, he becomes horribly frightening to 100k at 	

8159: 	When target dies, he becomes painfully beautiful to 100k at 	

8160: 	When target dies, he is found to be a sophisticated android 	

8161: 	When target dies, he shatters as though made of glass	

8162: 	When target dies, he takes r00t and becomes a tree	

8163: 	When target dies, his body is found to harbor countless bugs	

8164: 	When target dies, his Charisma score increases by 4	

8165: 	When target dies, his corpse appears to be 2d20 years younger	

8166: 	When target dies, his corpse becomes a scarecrow	

8167: 	When target dies, his corpse changes its sex	

8168: 	When target dies, his corpse decays in a matter of moments	

8169: 	When target dies, his corpse deflates like a balloon	

8170: 	When target dies, his corpse detonates as a 10 HD fireball 	

8171: 	When target dies, his corpse digs a pit & lays itself to rest 	

8172: 	When target dies, his corpse discharges all memorized spells 	

8173: 	When target dies, his corpse diss01ves into a foul mush 	

8174: 	When target dies, his corpse doubles in size	

8175: 	When target dies, his corpse doubles its size 	

8176: 	When target dies, his corpse freezes s01id 	

8177: 	When target dies, his corpse giggles if touched	

8178: 	When target dies, his corpse giggles until buried	

8179: 	When target dies, his corpse goes berserk for 1d10 rounds 	

8180: 	When target dies, his corpse is consumed in a plume of fire 	

8181: 	When target dies, his corpse is dressed in fine silks	

8182: 	When target dies, his corpse is found to be completely h0110w 	

8183: 	When target dies, his corpse is found to be filled with gold 	

8184: 	When target dies, his corpse is wrapped in cellophane	

8185: 	When target dies, his corpse mummifies in a matter of moments 	

8186: 	When target dies, his corpse races back to his place of birth 	

8187: 	When target dies, his corpse recites a moving poem	

8188: 	When target dies, his corpse rises into the sky and is gone 	

8189: 	When target dies, his corpse rises like a revenant and attacks 	

8190: 	When target dies, his corpse smells of roses instead of decay 	

8191: 	When target dies, his corpse turns inside out	

8192: 	When target dies, his corpse turns to choc01ate 	

8193: 	When target dies, his corpse turns to stone 	

8194: 	When target dies, his corpse vanishes	

8195: 	When target dies, his death is believed to be a hoax	

8196: 	When target dies, his death is rumored to have been a suicide	

8197: 	When target dies, his hair and nails continue to grow	

8198: 	When target dies, his head vanishes	

8199: 	When target dies, his skeleton turns to gold	

8200: 	When target dies, his skin can be peeled like aluminum foil	

8201: 	When target dies, his slayer changes alignment	

8202: 	When target dies, his slayer claims the body as a trophy	

8203: 	When target dies, his slayer refuses to believe it	

8204: 	When target dies, his soul is trapped in a nearby tree	

8205: 	When target dies, his soul is trapped in his principal weapon	

8206: 	When target dies, his soul transposes with his slayer's	

8207: 	When target dies, horrible laughter fills the air	

8208: 	When target dies, mournful dirges issue from the air around him	

8209: 	When target dies, nearby f01iage withers	

8210: 	When target dies, no bird can ever again sing within 1 mile	

8211: 	When target dies, no birds sing for 48 hours	

8212: 	When target dies, no one recognizes the corpse	

8213: 	When target dies, people come for miles to see the body 	

8214: 	When target dies, small animals gather to pay their respects 	

8215: 	When target dies, the ambient temperature drops 30°	

8216: 	When target dies, the Moon appears blood-red for one month 	

8217: 	When target dies, the nearest royal bloodline dies out, t00 	

8218: 	When target dies, the sky appears overcast for one week 	

8219: 	When target dies, the sun appears to weep tears of flame 	

8220: 	When target dies, vicious rumors circulate about him	

8221: 	When target dies, vultures carry his corpse to his home 	

8222: 	When target draws his weapon 2HD creatures check morale 	

8223: 	When target draws his weapon all near him start laughing 	

8224: 	When target draws his weapon birds circle his head	

8225: 	When target draws his weapon electricity sizzles in the air 	

8226: 	When target draws his weapon he has second thoughts 	

8227: 	When target draws his weapon he shrinks to 1/2 his height 	

8228: 	When target draws his weapon his allies get a morale b00st 	

8229: 	When target draws his weapon his hair stands on end	

8230: 	When target draws his weapon his hands are coated in butter 	

8231: 	When target draws his weapon it animates and attacks him 	

8232: 	When target draws his weapon it dr00ps like a limp n00dle 	

8233: 	When target draws his weapon someone nearby faints	

8234: 	When target is hit, he's suddenly wearing a baseball cap	

8235: 	Wild Surge occurs next time target says his name	

8236: 	Wizard Mark reading "Kick me" forms on target's back	

8237: 	1 being nearby is split into two morally-opposing halves	

8238: 	1 item within 60 yards forever charged with intended spell 	

8239: 	1 item within 60 yards permanently charged with random spell	

8240: 	1 mile radius becomes an open Gate to some plane of hell	

8241: 	1 mile radius enjoys uninterrupted daylight for 1 week	

8242: 	1 mile radius forms a sinkh01e	

8243: 	1 mile radius is affected by Grease for 1d6 turns	

8244: 	1 mile radius is blanketed with thick smog	

8245: 	1 mile radius is darkened by an eclipse for 1d20 rounds 	

8246: 	1 mile radius looks like a c010r negative for spell duration	

8247: 	1 mile radius receives no precipitation in the next year	

8248: 	1 mile radius suffers uninterrupted night for 1 week 	

8249: 	1 mile radius turns black-and-white for thespell duration	

8250: 	1 random creature in area becomes an Elemental	

8251: 	1 random creature in the area vanishes forever	

8252: 	1 random creature nearby doesn't age but doesn't realize it	

8253: 	1 random creature nearby drops to abs01ute zero	

8254: 	1 random creature nearby is crushed as if on the sea f100r 	

8255: 	1 random creature nearby is rendered Timeless while it sleeps	

8256: 	1 random creature nearby is stretched as though on a rack	

8257: 	1 random creature nearby turns to gold	

8258: 	1 random creature within 60 yards is banished to some hell	

8259: 	1 random creature within 60 yards is welcomed into some heaven	

8260: 	1 random elemental in area becomes a Prime Material native	

8261: 	1 random female nearby acts as though possessed by a demon	

8262: 	1 random female nearby ages at 10X normal rate	

8263: 	1 random female nearby becomes terrifyingly ugly when angry	

8264: 	1 random female nearby bursts into flame	

8265: 	1 random female nearby can brachiate like a gibbon 	

8266: 	1 random female nearby can breathe water when naked 	

8267: 	1 random female nearby can kill rodents with a glance 	

8268: 	1 random female nearby can pick locks with her toes 	

8269: 	1 random female nearby can snuff small fires with a touch	

8270: 	1 random female nearby can turn invisible while naked	

8271: 	1 random female nearby cannot attack unless she is attacked 	

8272: 	1 random female nearby cannot be harmed by metal while naked	

8273: 	1 random female nearby cannot be harmed by scalding water	

8274: 	1 random female nearby cannot be slain by any male	

8275: 	1 random female nearby cannot close her eyes	

8276: 	1 random female nearby cannot slay any male	

8277: 	1 random female nearby cannot sleep except standing upright	

8278: 	1 random female nearby cannot walk unless carrying a pebble	

8279: 	1 random female nearby does not age	

8280: 	1 random female nearby doubles in age each morning	

8281: 	1 random female nearby drowns as her lungs fill with mud 	

8282: 	1 random female nearby exhales smoke whenever she tells a lie	

8283: 	1 random female nearby explodes as a 10HD fireball	

8284: 	1 random female nearby fears all who 100k anything like her	

8285: 	1 random female nearby fears her allies distrust her	

8286: 	1 random female nearby gains 1d4 CHA	

8287: 	1 random female nearby gains 2 points of STR	

8288: 	1 random female nearby gains a minor psionic ability 	

8289: 	1 random female nearby gains proficiency in the chakram	

8290: 	1 random female nearby goes berserk	

8291: 	1 random female nearby has a huge craving for dirt	

8292: 	1 random female nearby has hair made of gold	

8293: 	1 random female nearby has invisible eyelids	

8294: 	1 random female nearby has nonpoisonous snakes for hair	

8295: 	1 random female nearby has prehensile feet	

8296: 	1 random female nearby has titanium steel for bones	

8297: 	1 random female nearby is a carrier of the black death	

8298: 	1 random female nearby is coated in disgusting, viscous slime	

8299: 	1 random female nearby is consumed from within by maggots	

8300: 	1 random female nearby is convinced she doesn't exist	

8301: 	1 random female nearby is covered in cuts and scrapes	

8302: 	1 random female nearby is covered in lamp oil 	

8303: 	1 random female nearby is covered in paper mache 	

8304: 	1 random female nearby is covered in v01canic ash 	

8305: 	1 random female nearby is cured of all diseases 	

8306: 	1 random female nearby is Enfeebled	

8307: 	1 random female nearby is fabulously rich but doesn't know it 	

8308: 	1 random female nearby is immune to nonmagical diseases 	

8309: 	1 random female nearby is paralyzed for 1 turn	

8310: 	1 random female nearby is swept clean of memories 	

8311: 	1 random female nearby is unharmed by natural weather 	

8312: 	1 random female nearby looks like a demon when angry 	

8313: 	1 random female nearby loses 1 pound per round	

8314: 	1 random female nearby loses 1d4 CHA	

8315: 	1 random female nearby melts like snow	

8316: 	1 random female nearby must Save vs. Death or turn to gold 	

8317: 	1 random female nearby never wants to wear boots again 	

8318: 	1 random female nearby realizes she's a Clone	

8319: 	1 random female nearby realizes she's a nymph's daughter 	

8320: 	1 random female nearby refuses to believe she's not dreaming 	

8321: 	1 random female nearby refuses to believe she's not undead 	

8322: 	1 random female nearby seems to be afflicted with black death 	

8323: 	1 random female nearby sheds her skin like a snake	

8324: 	1 random female nearby smells strongly of roses	

8325: 	1 random female nearby sprouts feathers	

8326: 	1 random female nearby suddenly has no skeleton	

8327: 	1 random female nearby sweats profusely and smells like lemons	

8328: 	1 random female nearby teleports 100 feet straight up 	

8329: 	1 random female nearby thinks all her memories are false 	

8330: 	1 random female nearby thinks she can breathe water	

8331: 	1 random female nearby thinks she can speak a new language	

8332: 	1 random female nearby thinks she has no freewill	

8333: 	1 random female nearby thinks she's a paladin on a quest 	

8334: 	1 random female nearby thinks she's as beautiful as a nymph 	

8335: 	1 random female nearby thinks she's only 6 years 01d	

8336: 	1 random female nearby thinks she's immune to fire	

8337: 	1 random female nearby turns bright green when she tells a lie 	

8338: 	1 random female nearby turns to snow for 1 hour, then reforms 	

8339: 	1 random female nearby will die unless she removes her boots 	

8340: 	1 random female within 60 yards loses 1 hit point per round 	

8341: 	1 random humanoid nearby acquires Strength of 25	

8342: 	1 random humanoid nearby believes he is his deity's avatar 	

8343: 	1 random humanoid nearby can understand all spoken languages 	

8344: 	1 random humanoid nearby can understand all written languages 	

8345: 	1 random humanoid nearby doubles in height but not mass 	

8346: 	1 random humanoid nearby gains 1d100% Magic Resistance 	

8347: 	1 random magic item within 100' gains another enchantment 	

8348: 	1 random male nearby always thinks he has 10 minutes to live 	

8349: 	1 random male nearby becomes incredibly beautiful when angry 	

8350: 	1 random male nearby becomes striped like a candy cane	

8351: 	1 random male nearby becomes striped like a zebra	

8352: 	1 random male nearby begins aging backward at 365X normal rate	

8353: 	1 random male nearby begins turning inside-out very slowly 	

8354: 	1 random male nearby bursts into illusory flame when angry 	

8355: 	1 random male nearby can cast 1 one random spell 1d10 times 	

8356: 	1 random male nearby can jump 10 feet straight up at will 	

8357: 	1 random male nearby can read the next language he sees	

8358: 	1 random male nearby can remain awake for 1d4 weeks at a time	

8359: 	1 random male nearby cannot be affected by magical acid	

8360: 	1 random male nearby cannot close his mouth 	

8361: 	1 random male nearby cannot speak until sunset 	

8362: 	1 random male nearby cannot teleport	

8363: 	1 random male nearby declares a holy crusade against kob01ds	

8364: 	1 random male nearby declares himself king	

8365: 	1 random male nearby declares himself the king's champion 	

8366: 	1 random male nearby declares himself the king's enemy 	

8367: 	1 random male nearby dehydrates rapidly	

8368: 	1 random male nearby falls to dust; reforms if water is added	

8369: 	1 random male nearby fears clothing	

8370: 	1 random male nearby fears he will die if he tells a lie	

8371: 	1 random male nearby feels horrific agony when he touches gold 	

8372: 	1 random male nearby feels like he hasn't eaten in 10 years 	

8373: 	1 random male nearby finds his esophagus full of earthworms 	

8374: 	1 random male nearby forgets how to speak	

8375: 	1 random male nearby gains +one STR	

8376: 	1 random male nearby gains 1 point to his primary attribute 	

8377: 	1 random male nearby giggles hideously when wounded 	

8378: 	1 random male nearby greatly desires to meet the king 	

8379: 	1 random male nearby greatly desires to slay the king 	

8380: 	1 random male nearby has a mouthful of sand	

8381: 	1 random male nearby has difficulty with the idea of "future" 	

8382: 	1 random male nearby has his feet encased in blocks of quartz 	

8383: 	1 random male nearby hates the next person he meets	

8384: 	1 random male nearby howls at the full Moon like a coyote	

8385: 	1 random male nearby is affected by F001's Speech	

8386: 	1 random male nearby is compelled to tithe 90% of his income 	

8387: 	1 random male nearby is covered in densely-packed leaves 	

8388: 	1 random male nearby is enraged at the sight of blood	

8389: 	1 random male nearby is mesmerized by spellcasting 	

8390: 	1 random male nearby is orbited by inert ioun stones 	

8391: 	1 random male nearby is rendered Timeless for 1 day	

8392: 	1 random male nearby is suddenly standing in a p001 of acid 	

8393: 	1 random male nearby is surrounded by a cloud of feathers 	

8394: 	1 random male nearby looks emaciated while asleep	

8395: 	1 random male nearby looks like a decayed corpse while asleep	

8396: 	1 random male nearby loses half of his strength	

8397: 	1 random male nearby must reroll all his attributes	

8398: 	1 random male nearby must Save vs. Death or turn to charcoal 	

8399: 	1 random male nearby obeys the next instruction he receives 	

8400: 	1 random male nearby refuse to ask directions while lost 	

8401: 	1 random male nearby refuses to answer any questions	

8402: 	1 random male nearby runs in a straight line for 1 full day 	

8403: 	1 random male nearby Saves vs Death or diss01ve into g00 	

8404: 	1 random male nearby sees something abs01utely horrifying 	

8405: 	1 random male nearby sees something abs01utely hysterical 	

8406: 	1 random male nearby shines brightly when hiding in shadows 	

8407: 	1 random male nearby smells like carrion to everyone else 	

8408: 	1 random male nearby speaks in 3 part harmony when angry 	

8409: 	1 random male nearby suddenly has no elbows	

8410: 	1 random male nearby suddenly stands at the edge of a chasm 	

8411: 	1 random male nearby tells everyone where the treasure is 	

8412: 	1 random male nearby thinks he can predict the future	

8413: 	1 random male nearby thinks he is a vampire	

8414: 	1 random male nearby thinks he is his own child	

8415: 	1 random male nearby thinks he's aging 1 year per round 	

8416: 	1 random male nearby thinks he's as attractive as a nymph 	

8417: 	1 random male nearby thinks he's shrunken to 1I12 his height 	

8418: 	1 random male nearby thinks he's an escaped slave	

8419: 	1 random male nearby thinks he's breathing chlorine gas 	

8420: 	1 random male nearby thinks he's fated to die by a wild surge 	

8421: 	1 random male nearby thinks he's naked	

8422: 	1 random male nearby thinks he's twice his actual age 	

8423: 	1 random male nearby thinks vampires are stalking him 	

8424: 	1 random male nearby vanishes for 1 year	

8425: 	1 random male nearby weeps like a baby when wounded	

8426: 	1 random male nearby will die unless he drops all weapons	

8427: 	1 random mammal in vicinity acquires INT 19 and speech 	

8428: 	1 random mammal in vicinity becomes a random reptile 	

8429: 	1 random mammal in vicinity becomes amphibious	

8430: 	1 random mammal in vicinity becomes Minimal	

8431: 	1 random mammal in vicinity gains human INT and speech	

8432: 	1 random potion nearby turns its drinker inside out 	

8433: 	1 random potion within 10 yards turns to nitroglycerin 	

8434: 	1 suit of r